Tommy Wants More Scientolotots
Xenu no!! In an interview with The Sun, Tommy Girl says he wants to use Stepford Katie's uterus like a Duggar's to have 7 more tiny Scientologists.
Tommy's peen hole must be sewn shut to keep the Scientolospermies from creeping out. This planet cannot handle anymore.
Tommy said, “I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”
Katie's going to get more action from a turkey baster than a real peen. When she's at Crate & Barrel and spots the basters, she probably gets all excited and shit. What has become of our Joey Potter?
In the rest of the interview, Tommy Girl tries to come off as a real family woman who loves his wife. He says, “I’m a great parent. I want to be with my kids, and they get to do all the stuff that I wanted to do when I was growing up. My own father wasn’t there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life. Married life is very good, very lovely. I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."
Katie is a great comedian?! Yeah, she's a real regular Groucho Marx. The sad thing looks like she has the sense of humor of a....well...of a Scientologist! But I guess you have to be somewhat of a comedian to marry that big bag of dildos!
And of course Tommy wants more kids. How the fuck is he going to pay his lube and lingerie bills if he doesn't have anymore kids to whore out?
Here's the future Katie Holmes Duggar out with the world famous Suri Cruise yesterday.
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They better call up his cuz, William Mopather, and get out that turkey baster if they want 7 more kids. (Frankly, I will never believe SuriBot is his bio kid or if she is, then she was conceived in a lab.)
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:21pm.
I saw the previews for his crap Nazi movie. He doesn't even speak with an accent? WTF?
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Man, I'm glad he didn't. Either go all the way and speak german or don't even bother. What's the point of working an accent? It's not like his character would walk around speaking in bad english with a crappy german accent.
I see your point, but I think that is you are making a Hollywood movie, (ie. trying to make a shitload of cash), everyone speaking german is unfeasible.
So if most of the cast have British accents, then Tom should have shown some acting skill, and studied and learned how to speak with a credible Britsh accent.
Fuck, if Britney Spears could do it, (badly-but still), one of Hollywood's highest paid actors should be able to pull it off.
All the American accent does is draw attention to him... Oh, NOW I get it!
I have enjoyed a few of his movies, but in every one I am always conscious that this is TOM CRUISE ACTING. He has all the subtlety of Travolta's hair pieces.
Rant over.
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Now, if Tommy girl came out and said "I am batshit crazy due to this money bleeding, blackmailing, murderous cult I am involved in"
I'd believe him.
He thinks everybody is a comedian. Anything anyone says to him causes him to throw his head back and laugh maniacally.
I've never met a good parent who sings their own praises. They're usually very modest about it so I don't believe him.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
The more I see of KatieBot the more I see a young Lady Macbeth. Someday, she'll become the stronger and more deranged one in the marriage.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:01pm.
And I'm sorry, no parent says "Im a good parent" they say "I TRY to be a good parent"
That's almost the same as Shitney saying, "I'm a smart person."!
Unfortunately, Katie may be "a very strong, gracious woman", but she's turning out to be more of a tragedian than a comedian.
how sad. he will make this happen someway or other even if he must get faithful scientologists to carry the children.
and why not? he is a great parent! he said so himself! these kids are lucky to be part of the tom cruise show! i'll bet he even got "the teenagers" to tell him how lucky they were!
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:29pm.
The problem with Valkyrie is that they were looking for a big blockbuster type movie. Had they gone with real actors (be them german or not) and done a more "indie" (staying true to the story) type movie it would've been a whole lot better, and probably gotten some awards.
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I so agree with you. The story is riveting enough and if they'd come up with a strong screenplay and some great character actors, it could have been amazing. But no. Hollywood suits and their accountants think that putting Granny Cruise in it will put bums in seats.
Wrong.
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I don't really follow Tom Cruise too much. Why do we think he's gay? Have records from his scientology audits been released?
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other than Michelle Duggar and her clown car vagina, what woman would want TEN kids?
Discount Angie, I mean bio.
The problem with Valkyrie is that they were looking for a big blockbuster type movie. Had they gone with real actors (be them german or not) and done a more "indie" (staying true to the story) type movie it would've been a whole lot better, and probably gotten some awards.
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oh well at least Tommy Girl can afford his little barley drinkers... Think Katie will ever want real sex again, or is she programmed not to think those thoughts?
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Ok already, shut the Fuck up Tommy Girl. Over doing it is like not enough, but we all know he is blabbing away to cover up something else...his love of cock.
Tommy said, “I want ten children. I love kids..."
Rough Theory Working, maybe he is sending out a message to Skeletina because she needs to be mind controlled and already has 6 kids.
Oh, I would love it, Skeletina getting her $cieno audit....
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I wonder how much longer they're going to stay together? I think maybe 3 years? I can't really tell.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:21pm.
I saw the previews for his crap Nazi movie. He doesn't even speak with an accent? WTF?
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Man, I'm glad he didn't. Either go all the way and speak german or don't even bother. What's the point of working an accent? It's not like his character would walk around speaking in bad english with a crappy german accent.
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"She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian." - Now, if this idiot said this shit with a straight face, he deserves a fucking oscar.
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
I saw the previews for his crap Nazi movie. He doesn't even speak with an accent? WTF?
Here's the future Katie Holmes Duggar
Hahaha! That's too funny.
M.E. :)
Yes! He gets his crap from the history channel!
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Suri is the most beautiful abay ive ever seen! Id have a million babes if they were all gonna look like that. Even if they were uglyid have em....i love babaes!
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Anybody who says "I'm a great parent" is a giant fucktard douche. Not that we had any doubts! Keep talking, Tom, you are digging your career hole faster with every word!
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He rarely mentions his father. Having more kids won't make you any younger Tom. I think they are getting paid for the photos of Suri. Celebrities like Speidi, Britney have side deals with the photo agencies.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:10pm.
"I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."
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Where does he get this stuff!
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From reading bio's of Women in History.
How in the world do you get wonky ass teefs like that!? Looks like when one of those Dillons in There's Something About Mary got those huge two front teeth! Looks like he's gonna take a bite outta Nazism!
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What has become of our Joey Potter?
I was watching the video to "Crazy for this girl" on youtube the other day (don't judge, those two are hot) and it has her in it, what a difference compared to today.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
He says he's a great parent? Did one of his kids tell him this or did he come up with this great insight himself? Katie MUST want to off herself by now, she's been looking like she does, no joke!
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Wow, this guy really loves to toot his own horn. Figuratively and literally. No, wait...Ms. Travolta does that for him. Ok, I'll stop now.
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Katie Holmes Uterus' Diary:
Dear Diary, Is he serious with this shit? I pushed out the robot kid two years ago and now he wants seven more? Aww, hell no. I better get some tumors going or some shit, cause that's not going down. The Vagina's always complaining about no action, how can I just giving it babies?
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"I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."
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Where does he get this stuff!
Why doesn't he just get it over with and call Connor and Isabella "the adopted ones".
Fucktard.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:01pm.
If I were Katie Holmes I would kill myself. Seriously.
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I guess she's just waiting til her contract is over, so she can have her share of tommy's fortune.
I know I would.
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"The teenagers"?
What a loving, doting father he must be.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:01pm.
And I'm sorry, no parent says "Im a good parent" they say "I TRY to be a good parent"
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Holy shit, you are so right.
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Jebus, look at these fucking teefs. WONK!
M.E., you beat me to it....
He says, “I’m a great parent...."
Really? Why? Because the Great $cienozultar said you were?
He's such freakin' tool!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh fuck. Please, God, no.
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The only people I feel for in this situation are Katie's parents. It must be heart breaking to watch the destruction of this formerly cute young woman & be powerless to stop it.
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And I'm sorry, no parent says "Im a good parent" they say "I TRY to be a good parent"
If I were Katie Holmes I would kill myself. Seriously.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
I think its weird how he refers to his older kids as 'the teenagers'.
I see Tom has been taking a few leaves out of the Brangelina guide to self-promotion: I have an incredible family; my wife is an amazing human being,; its such a privilege to have children; my personal life is just as uniquely wonderful and better than everybody else's as my career is - showboat, showboat, showboat. Its ok tom, we get it, you're special.
"she likes the same things that I do"
Because that is part of her contract. DUH!
When they finally put Suri down, maybe she'll be like Forrest Gump and just run and run everywhere.
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Does he know he's scary?
TC has spent too much time reading about the Nazis and their breeding programs.
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i wonder how much katie makes per child...
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