Tommy Wants More Scientolotots
Xenu no!! In an interview with The Sun, Tommy Girl says he wants to use Stepford Katie's uterus like a Duggar's to have 7 more tiny Scientologists.
Tommy's peen hole must be sewn shut to keep the Scientolospermies from creeping out. This planet cannot handle anymore.
Tommy said, “I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”
Katie's going to get more action from a turkey baster than a real peen. When she's at Crate & Barrel and spots the basters, she probably gets all excited and shit. What has become of our Joey Potter?
In the rest of the interview, Tommy Girl tries to come off as a real family woman who loves his wife. He says, “I’m a great parent. I want to be with my kids, and they get to do all the stuff that I wanted to do when I was growing up. My own father wasn’t there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life. Married life is very good, very lovely. I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."
Katie is a great comedian?! Yeah, she's a real regular Groucho Marx. The sad thing looks like she has the sense of humor of a....well...of a Scientologist! But I guess you have to be somewhat of a comedian to marry that big bag of dildos!
And of course Tommy wants more kids. How the fuck is he going to pay his lube and lingerie bills if he doesn't have anymore kids to whore out?
Here's the future Katie Holmes Duggar out with the world famous Suri Cruise yesterday.
tom cruise is so damn creepy looking, he is a damn caricture as is!
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Submitted by chica robotica: "He's crazy. Who says, "I'm a great parent." That's just one of those things you won't know for years if ever. "
SO TRUE. And I've known awesome people who turned out great in spite of their shitty parents. And vice versa.
And If you are walking around making statements like "I'm a fantastic lover" or "I am greater than the Beatles", you're probably not.
Tommy thinks he's a great parent? Connor and Isabella might voice a different opinion, if they weren't terrified of being banished to Sea Org, the slave labor arm of Daddy's cult.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org
He actually said ‘I’m a great parent’ What an unforgivable tool. What next- ‘I’m the bestest actor ever and a total stud’ I mean, honestly, what is wrong with these fucking people? It’s bad enough when the Holi-Shitts carry on about what marvellous parents the other one is but to say it about yourself? What? He needs to think on.
His first wife said he wouldn’t make her pregnant as he needed to keep his sperm- or something like that, it was pretty weird and poor old Nicole has no luck but managed it at forty with old gay face so something is not right. What kind of total berk is he? Tom, your adopted kids are being brainwashed into a cult. This is a fact. No doubt the process has begun with Suri. Katie has gone from a fresh faced young woman to a total drained looking mess, appearing a good 15 years older than she really is. She looks like she’ll not last the year unless she gets some food other than barley water and a rest. Yet this makes you a great parent. God help us all..
Edited to add http://www.hollywood.com/news/Mimi_Rogers_Split_from_A_Celibate_Tom_Crui...
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Ya Know Tom, you have more balls than I ever gave you credit for. I will never understand how someone could use a 3 year old or 4 or 5 maybe, little girl to promote your movie...And to top it off, it's not even your biological kid. You're a real beauty!!!!
Ok- I have to say it- 20 degrees out and the kids in a short sleeve top. Yesterday was HOT and she's bundled like the dead of winter. Blows my mind.
Be Yourself. Who else is better qualified?
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:56pm.
He can act a lot better than I can but, hes only got one character he can play. Lovable hot guy. Theres just one problem, that part is reserved for young men who dont air their crazy every chance they get.
I wonder if Katie is aware that Tommy wants her to pop out that many kids.
islandgirl on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:50pm
I know, right?
But he is a big famepigwhore and MK was probably disqualified for being, you know, real and funny.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I still want to see this hot mess of a movie because the rest of the cast is AMAZING. With a better actor in the lead, this would have been a fantastic movie. That being said, Cruise CAN act. He should have won the Oscar for Magnolia. However, his personal life is such a joke now, its impossible to forget he's Tom Cruise, Alien loving crazyface.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:45pm.
Off Topic:
So CNN is doing 2008 in review about Pop Culture and they got, get this, fucking Perez Hilton to be one the commenters....
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CNN should be shot and pissed on, and then shot again with a ball of their own shit. Not really, but WTF? Perez? I'm surprised they could find a TV screen big enough to fit his giant head.
Off Topic:
So CNN is doing 2008 in review about Pop Culture and they got, get this, fucking Perez Hilton to be one the commenters....
On Topic:
I am still trying to say out loud "Scientolotots" with out stuttering.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:14pm.
Does everyone truly believe Katebot knew what she was getting into? Or was she honestly a starstruck girl blinded by puppy love?
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I think she was a naive, starstruck girl. Now, she's probably shitting herself and wondering, "How the fuck do I get myself out of this?"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:14pm.
Does everyone truly believe Katebot knew what she was getting into? Or was she honestly a starstruck girl blinded by puppy love?
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Dq, I believe she was starstruck...and he was her girlhood crush and suddenly bam-zoom! Like a fairytale! (from HELL)
I don't believe for one GD minute she knew what she was getting into. Just my take. She looks absolutely STRICKEN now. If I were her mom/dad I'd hire one of those cult deprogrammers and do an intervention regardless if I had to kidnap or whatever.
LMAO!
James, I just choked on some popcorn reading that.
Call da paramedics! It's James Haven's faulttttttttttt *cough-sputter*
Please don't tell me you also played a game of "twister" with Tommy. :))
Does everyone truly believe Katebot knew what she was getting into? Or was she honestly a starstruck girl blinded by puppy love?
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Linda Lou...I read your post and I AGREE.....
This troll is repulsive. He tries to remain relevant, but he as not only jumped the shark, but her jumped the muddahfooken ocean of sharks....he's a hasbeen...he's old and his acting is formulatic and stilted...it's just troll cruise playing troll cruise in different clothes....blah!
I am not crying any tears over Katie...she dug her own damn grave..her 'career' is dead...the troll made certain of that....
As for his "kids"....Surly is a brat...who runs them.....Fuckin' good for her!
Katie will be pregnant again when the troll has another project on the burner....it is all a publicity foil...but we know better....we are not fooled....so fucker should just own up to it and come out of the closet...'cos the only thing the troll is good at is that gay face he sports around....
Yeah Fuck you too CO$ drones - cos I know you fuckers read our shit! So KISS MY ASS MMMMmWAHHHH!!
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Sir Tommy told James Haven that he wants to take over the world! He is on a mission to get everyone to convert! His newest target is Matt Lauer, only Matt doesn't know it. He is being hypnotized by Sir Tommy's teeth.
If you stare to long at Sir Tommy's choppers you will fall into a hypnotic state. There is no telling what happens after that. James Haven knows first hand about this, One minute James Haven and Sir Tommy were playing "Go Fish" and the next, James Haven's belt was in the wrong loop and James Haven was missing a sock!
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His movie is tanking, so now he has to move everyone's attention to his procreation. Fire up the turkey baster. When is Katie gonna decide she's had enough and seek out a legitimate heterosexual relationship?
So bizarre.
Shark teefs! Run, children!
CandyGram?
Sheesh, but he is incredibly annoying and arrogant. Notice that he says that "he" wants 10 kids, but I wonder what Katie thinks about this. She already seem overly burdened and stressed out, so how in the world will she handle that many kids?
It is also pretty revealing that he says that she likes the things he does -- the reason is because she is SUBSERVIENT to him. Doesn't sound like she has much choice.
And everything has to sound like a press release from this guy in terms of his feelings for her. Last year, she was always an amazing woman. Now she is an extraordinary woman. And Katie has a lot of the same similar-sounding sound-bites. It really sounds like all these comments are scripted by a p.r. firm instead of how a person naturally speaks and expresses themself.
He's going to have to have Chris Klein do his wife again if he wants Suri to have a biological sibling.
@ M.E.:
"...clown car vagina..."
Loves it!
History proves that what celebs show the public, and public perception is usually far far from the reality. They're performers and their PR people are experts at selling an image. I don't dislike any of them for this reason. I truly don't know them at all and its a waste of time to be a hater. It doesn't hurt them, it only causes me undo stress. That said:
I hate this man. I hate his smile, I hate his off center horse teeth, I hate his fake hair, I hate his stupid lift shoes, I hate that he doesn't have the balls to put a coat on his kid and have the media see her pitch a fit. I hate that he parades her in front of the cameras like a circus side show. I hate his cult religion, I hate his terrible acting. I hate his lies and his attitude and his incredibly skewed perspective on life. I would love to see Xenu drop his gay ass in some third world country so he could see where his Celebrity Scientology center would get him from there. I would love to see him live "Trading Places" with one of the street whores in LA... I could go on forever but no ones reading this anymore.
the more scientos babies you have, the more chances aboard the mothership...did tommy ask katie if she wanted to spawn 10 more xenus out of her uterus?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Tommy Girl didn't get the first Mrs. Cruise pregnant or the second one pregnant, and for someone that wanted "babies" the third one is pregnant again. I think Tommy Girl's Scientolosperm is warped.
Tom Cruise wants lots of babies because that's part of Dianetics its like one of the 5 life things or something,to breed kids.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Maybe if Tom makes Katie spit out some more babies he can finally fill up a movie theater. Say what you will, but no one's been shot in the arm at the Valkyrie yet.
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Tommy Girl...who are you trying to fool??? I don't know, he gets me tired after a while...I wonder if he ever gets tired of pretending to be normal...and whatever he did to his wife, just heartbreaking...she looks like she is the walking dead...all that money and no love, life or happiness...something is beyond wrong in that marriage... last thing the world needs is to be tortured by more Tommy Girl kids...
FLASH!
In the news today, it's reported that Oprah Winfrey was fooled; yet, again!
Seems there's a writer who authored a bogus account of a HOLOCAUST experience. Vell, Oprah took the bait.
Wow, how many times has this woman been fooled.
No wonder she promotes Tommy Girl so much!
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:11pm.
I have a love/hate feeling going on with Cruise. I think he is basically a really good person who means well, but fell into a bad cult.
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I agree. people rip on him but its easy for people to get caught up in unhealthy cycles.All u need is a couple people to nurture and support your unhealthy misguided thoughts and there you have a well meaning, misguided nut job!
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His choppers look as if they could fell large trees!
Behind those beaver teeth, is an empty visage!
Tommy Girl, as do numerous public figures, believes in the HITLERIAN LIE; i.e. Tell a lie often enough, so that even initial skeptics will eventually believe what you say is the truth!
The Bush administration used this concept, and is still using it.
Tommy Girl is still "couch-jumping"!
I have a love/hate feeling going on with Cruise. I think he is basically a really good person who means well, but fell into a bad cult. I am very uncomfortable with anyone making light or fun of someone else's spiritual beliefs, even if those beliefs may seem really bizarre to others. I really don't think the guy has done anything wrong other than get a little flip with Matt Lauer. To be honest with you, I feel genuinely bad for the guy. He is just trying to live his life as it fulfills him and doesn't seem to be trying to hurt anyone.
Woman I said you messed up my happy home and made me mistreat my only child.--Led Zeppelin
10 kids; give me a brake.
Katie ran off to Broadway, her career(?) is first. and no 10 kids is gonna ruin her figure.Hahahardyharhar.
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sweet jesus, this guy is wearing more pancake makeup than Joan Crawford did
who is going to have 10 kids "with" him???? katie??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, she has ONE and a slew of help, and "works" 20 some odd hours a week and looks like she's going to have a nervous collapse at any moment. TEN KIDS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
he's 46 and in 25 years and 3 marriages, and countless "girlfriends" he's never had ONE biological kid!!!
TEN???????!!!!! It's true, tommygirl is a comedianne
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Submitted by runningwithscissors on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:13pm.
He wants TEN children, huh?
6 got Brad 3rd place so imagine what 10 kids would do for Tom.
scuse me, different sites, different stats
These are the pics I saw on some cover today. But MK doesn't have the one where she's *gasp*
"showing!" They also had a picture of her bloated preggo face.
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He wants TEN children, huh?
Somewhere Maddox is snickering at the amateurs.
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Wouldn't a 'good parent' know that when it is winter a kid needs to be covered up, and perhaps be wearing warm boots? I would think a 'good parent' would also want their kid to sometimes get some exercise, and perhaps walk a few steps? She seems to walk about once every 20 days...
You're a good parent, Tom? I'll bet you're an excellent driver, too.
Oh, my bad. That was Dustin Hoffman.
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I thought he got braces? Still looks like he got punched on the right side of his face.
I think they waited so Katie could lose the baby weight.
Plus the attention/Magazine covers, etc.
Everyone I have ever known who bragged about what a good parent they were has always been sorely mistaken. And they know it.
Dare I say Katie doesnt look like a used up crack ho today? And Look! Suri is surviving the trauma of wearing a coat!
Was it ever revealed why they waited so long after the birth before they got married?
I bet you anything there was a paternity test. (think kidman and her miscarriage)
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He's crazy. Who says, "I'm a great parent." That's just one of those things you won't know for years if ever. Why does this guy think he speaks absolute truths? "You don't know psychiatry, Matt..." "You haven't studied it like I have..." Talk about glib. Tom Cruise is glib. And he wouldn't know reality if it struck him in the face.
I was going to comment something like 'oh that poor woman' but realize it should be 'poor us'.
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Wait, can you say that? Can you say 'I'm a great parent' and actually be a great parent? I'd think the arrogance involved in making such a statement would negate one actually being a great anything.
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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:44pm.
I've never met a good parent who sings their own praises. They're usually very modest about it so I don't believe him.
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Spot on. GOOD parents don't need to draw attention to themselves. The proof is shown in their children.
TommyGirl can spin all the crazy talk she wants.
I ain't buying none of it.
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