Monday, December 29th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Rojo Caliente!!!!
Birthday: 1967ish
Age: 41ish
Birth Name: Christine Marinoni
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 25, 2008
Claim to Fame: Rojo is known for giving the world the gift of grace and beauty. She is the light in all of our lives. She is the reason we breathe.
Where is she now? Probably at Lowe's. Home Depot is way too cliche.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because if I didn't make this happen, Dlisted would collapse. And because I get at least a dozen e-mails a week asking for more Rojo! Sorry, whores. Rojo is like a lesbian unicorn. She is a rare miracle that only comes when the rainbow is low or when Men's Warehouse is having a clearance sale.
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She has nice eyes. I like her.
I wonder if Cynthia snugs up and squares away Rojo's tie before Rojo leaves for the office.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
You've been drinking da Febreze again, haven't you, Sock??
I'm about to stage a hamper intervention...with allison!!
xo
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I just read the disclaimer at the top of this Leave a Comment box..."Offensive comments may be deleted."
Wouldn't that pretty much be the entire site??
I digress.
WHAT does our Ms Nixon find attractive about this individual (does anyone else have "just Pat" flashbacks when they see Rojo?)? She isn't an attractive female. She wouldn't be an attractive male. WTF??
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Mrs Karen, The Divine
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit...
Hold up.. is this Rojo's brother??? Every time I see dude on the right, I think of Rojo:
http://tikiroom.com/img/3990x493d99b2.jpg
....Groucho, Chico, and Rojo...
Sexaaay tie! Nothing like a hot ass noose around the neck.
Submitted by . : "There has to be something really internally/emotionally/mentally empowering about not caring about the 'standard' and just enjoying yourself fully as you are without restrictions and without giving a fuck. Something I'd love to aspire to when I grow up."
*sigh* Me too. It's getting better as I get older, but I still care too much about what people think. Maybe it's from being embarassed too much by my "I don't give a FUCK what you think" mother.
I've heard that the nice thing about menopause is that you really start doing exactly what you want and that it's liberating to just be an anonymous cranky old lady. I've heard women say that they were relieved to let all that worrying and fretting go and that they're happier than ever to be free of all that.
Rojo for Hot Babe of the Year!!
Two ginges in a row! That's a train I'll ride...
metaphorically.
she must be half italian and irish, which is the best mix EVER! for a lesbian, that is...!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I think I love her...and Cynthia N. looks great, by the way.
LOL @ lesbian unicorn! MK you are killing me today...at least it makes me feel better, I am slowly getting sick while answering the goddam phone for work!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Hahahahahhaaaaaa!
Kiss Me, Sluts!
I don't think ties would be very comfortable.
*singing* "I Think I Love You" a la Partridge Family....cause the lyrics are so appropriate for MK's love!
I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream
Like all at once I wake up from something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread
I think I love you.....
*insert Sock Monkey howling HERE*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is this rojo chick italian???? While looking like the lucky charms guy?? Just guessing by her last name.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
MK, thank you, thank you, thank you for introducing me to the unabashed hotness that is Rojo.
LMMFAO at MK.....
lesbian unicorn ~ Men's Warehouse clearance
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all i see is husky teenage boy. im starting to get a pedo vibe from cnix because of this.
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I agree. Rojo keeps it real. There has to be something really internally/emotionally/mentally empowering about not caring about the 'standard' and just enjoying yourself fully as you are without restrictions and without giving a fuck. Something I'd love to aspire to when I grow up.
Good Heavens. Of course she wouldn't go near The Home Depot. The Depot has been despoiled by KatieBot and her DemonSpawn.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Rojo is cool beans. She is who she is. I LOVE when people are like that. She's not trying to dye her hair and dress like a Hollywood wife. She is Rojo Caliente and she has integrity, dammit. I'm not being sarcastic, either.
Hot Slut of the Year is just next month, no? I think someone's campaigning early with that "claim to fame" bio part. Yes, as last year, we'll "do what we have to do" I suppose. Let's keep it red, unemployed, and lesbian.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:06pm.
Definately! You know all the parents in their building brought their toys to be put together by Santa Rojo!
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Rojo should definately become Hot Slut of the Year!
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answering the question of where the magical rojo caliente would be right this very moment...ikea! we all know rojo is never far away from her tool belt, so could spend days just putting that stuff together!
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Rojo for hot babe of the year......
Rojo rocks....and Cynthia has never looked better!
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
i had absolutely no clue what her real name was.
and jeez... she and prince hot ginge could seriously be related.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Macaroni should have her own line of pasta sauces.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Birthday: 1967ish
Age: 41ish
LMAO! I'm using that from NOW ON!
Rojooooooooo!
MK, I think you have a fair shot at landing a RC interview for dlisted, although I think your no-no hole would explode!
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Shiba Inu 6 for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
Nice tie, dude.
MK, you funny fuck. Men's Warehouse clearance sale!
She certainly is rosy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
1rd!