Monday, December 29th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Rojo Caliente!!!!
Birthday: 1967ish
Age: 41ish
Birth Name: Christine Marinoni
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 25, 2008
Claim to Fame: Rojo is known for giving the world the gift of grace and beauty. She is the light in all of our lives. She is the reason we breathe.
Where is she now? Probably at Lowe's. Home Depot is way too cliche.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because if I didn't make this happen, Dlisted would collapse. And because I get at least a dozen e-mails a week asking for more Rojo! Sorry, whores. Rojo is like a lesbian unicorn. She is a rare miracle that only comes when the rainbow is low or when Men's Warehouse is having a clearance sale.
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Rojo!! First time I'm seeing her name..
I wonder what Chicken Cutlets will think about being followed by another ginge for "Hot Babe of the Year". She'll probably be thinking about how to suck another 15 min. of fame out of this one.
LONG LIVE ROJO CALIENTE!!!!
"She is a rare miracle that only comes when the rainbow is low or when Men's Warehouse is having a clearance sale."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A-BOUT frickin' time, I says!
ROJO CALIENTE!!!
mac :]
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
She's one hot slut of an ugggggggggggly ugh woman. Poor thing.
Sidebar: Any trash I see on celebuskanks I see here first. You are the man! I can't stay away from this place!
Momus! That kicks ass!
Awwwwwwww. :)
DOUBLE HOT SLUT ALERT!!!
Both Sketti Cat and The Shiba Inu 6 are featured on page 30 of the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.
WTG Hot Sluts of Dlisted!
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by calamity on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:19am.
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He is lucky you didn't have a piccy of Rupert Grint's red hot bush available! THAT would have showed him!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
One time I told my boyfriend to come look at some hot red snatch on the computer. He came running, of course...but little did he know it was Rojo. He punched me in the arm and called me a shithead.
EEG...
I thought the Newfs were supposed to have it bad!! Was talking to the folks on Xmas Day, and they haven't had a lick of snow. And I feel your pain about the recycling thing--- there is none here (if you can believe that merde), and I hide my head in shame every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday that I have to go out to the garbage thingy. :)
On topic: GINGER!!
Joey always preferred "NewportRed" By Estee Lauder.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
EEG!
Same thing here! We FINALLY got our garbage and recycling trucks up here today. Gawd! Of all the times for them to be behind a week! Not cool!
Hope you had a holly jolly xmas! =0)
IG,
Beyond gross. Four fucking blizzards in just over a week. My street has been impassable by vehicle for almost two weeks. I live on the west coast for a reason, jeez, went to sleep in lotusland and woke up in AB. Sucks major ass.
No garbage collection, no recycling ( I make this point because it is a bit embarrassing to put out three weeks of Chrimbo empties)!
Can you believe we were the second snowiest city on Christmas Day? Number one was Victoria. Unbelievable.
O/T...Still HWAT.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
If James Haven knows his blush and he does, he would venture to say that Rojo is wearing MaryKay "Strawberry Cream" when she should really be wearing "Pink Petals". Her cheeks are too red. Clashes with her hair.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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EEG!!! How are you doing?? Yikes, I either need to type faster or drink slower. Happy happy--- I read before that you've been socked in? God love the global warming. Not. :)
DQ, mine was great--- spent it with good friends, although it was a bit weird to spend it in the humidity as opposed to freeze-my-rosy-red-Canadian-ass-off cold! A bit hard to get into the spirit, but the Pinot helped!
IG,
Holy hell, have been on the white russians for most of December. (That sounds bad in a good way!) But wow they pack on the paunch faster than turkey sammies and cookies!
I blame ESE.
O/T...I read an interview that MK did where he refuses to post pics of this hot piece going about her daily business. HWAT, the pair of them.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
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It was very nice, thanks. How about yours? (I'm still on the Merlot.)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
DQ!!! Good to see you, hon!! I'm on the White Russians. Hope you had a good Christmas!! ♥♥
I like shopping for hardware, too. Maybe Rojo and I can go on a date. I'd hit it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Team Rojo! I love this androgynous ginge.
IG! What are we sippin' tonight?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Rojo reminds me of a naughty little boy/girl that got caught with his/her hand in the cookie jar.
Love the tie!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I refuse to believe that's a woman.
Karyotype please.
YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rojo is my Jesus.
MK, you've called her Rojo Calliente for so long, I didn't know what her real name is! Rojo and Cyn seem to be very happy. More power to 'em!
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
I loves me some Rojo
Yum...total yum
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I concur with everyone, Rojo Caliente for Hot Slut of the Year!!!!
I do have to say that the world's oldest virgin is the cutest little thing I've ever seen, and I have so much respect for her, but Rojo's flaming hot cheeks light that fire deep down in my loins!
Submitted by Buckeye21 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:53pm.
WAIT! A simple google search says Rojo was a homecoming queen! It is the Daily Mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-566486/The-lesbian-love-affair...
What a riot! But until I get some photo proof of this alleged homecoming queen, I won't believe it.
I could see Rojo as homecoming king, though.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:19pm.
Hot Slut of the Year is going to be tough.
Sketti Cat, Abandoned Couch, Rojo Caliente, La Pequena (?), World's Oldest Virgin... Holy shit.
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slap yourself!
PUPPEHS!!!! FTW!!!!
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WAIT! A simple google search says Rojo was a homecoming queen! It is the Daily Mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-566486/The-lesbian-love-affair...
Oh! Look! The cat threw up!
it's ok to be a lezbo, but damn, she looks a hot sizzling first year of puberty for a 13 year old boy mess....eek honey..
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:22pm.
I made a mistake: Rojo Caliente vs. The Shiba Inu 6 for December Hot Slut of the Month.
There will be blood.
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I'm going to hide behind the Abandoned Couch with Sketti Cat while the ginge fur flies. Virgie's on her own.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:22pm.
I made a mistake: Rojo Caliente vs. The Shiba Inu 6 for December Hot Slut of the Month.
There will be blood.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Why vote on Hot Slut of the Year, we all know Rojo is going to win!
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Dick happens! - MK
I thought I was over my Mason Reese nightmares, but this will bring it all back again.
Damn you, MK!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:19pm.
Hot Slut of the Year is going to be tough.
Sketti Cat, Abandoned Couch, Rojo Caliente, La Pequena (?), World's Oldest Virgin... Holy shit.
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... The Shiba Inu 6.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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She has my vote.
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michael k: what are you waiting to type up a wikipedia page on rojo? i just googled and there's none...
Hot Slut of the Year is going to be tough.
Sketti Cat, Abandoned Couch, Rojo Caliente, La Pequena (?), World's Oldest Virgin... Holy shit.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
holy shyt @ lesbian unicorn
omg MK, no one on the interwebz delivers the LULz like you do baby!!! ahahahahahahaha
im dying @ She is a rare miracle that only comes when the rainbow is low or when Men's Warehouse is having a clearance sale.
ahhahahahahahha
merry ho ho MK!!!
ilu
I love the 'ish part of her birth date and year.
Good GWAD, we have the Hot Slut of the Year decision coming up next.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What Morbidosity said.
I know quite a few people who switched teams. Love is love.
If they are happy, and they appear to be, who am I to judge?
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
F the Victoria's Secret sale, she's gettin her freak on at the Lowe's sale.
'dude looks like a lady'