Afternoon Crumbs
What's the number to CPS?! Salma Hayek is holding an unlit cigarette in her mouth around her child! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Jizzdale and her clit nose on Self Magazine - Egotastic!
Kelly Rowland still exists! - Just Jared
Somebody tell Katie Holmes that the 90s ended a while ago - Lainey Gossip
Beards, beards, beards galore in Portland - Towleroad
Jakey, Reese and RDJ's Ojai orgy - Popsugar
A lot of dumb fucks googled Kim Kardashian this year - Hollywood Tuna
Brit's probably just trying to get out the old Cheeto residue - Hollywood Rag
Another HoHan upskirt! - Cityrag
Gis and Tom Brady are not engaged.... - I'm Not Obsessed
But Zooey Deschanel is - ICYDK
The Dancing with the Has-Beens curse continues - SOW
Shocking! One of John Mayer's favorite things does not include famewhoring - Socialite Life
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oh I fucking love you dlisters... ive seen the salma smoky story on other sites and everyone is all SHOCKED and APALLED!!! OH MY FuCKING GOD!!
you guys are like "jizzdale is nasty lookin!"
hahahaha love it
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by dramaqueen365247: "Apparently, Salma started smoking for her role as Frida, quit, & then liked it so much, she started again."
I LOVE smoking. Yes, I gave it up, but I do miss it. If I ever find out that I have a terminal disease, the one upside is that I will feel free to take up smoking again. And if I make it to be 90 years old, I will take up smoking then, too.
It's dirty and smelly and unhealthy and expensive, but it's so wonderful.
WTF is with the legging trend anyways? The leggings and oversized sweaters, I feel like I'm reliving 1985.
Off Topic: oh geez, now my DAD is on facebook!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
No one gave Kidman any shit for not having her baby in a car seat either.
As stupid as I think Britney is, it is unfair to not call out these women too.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:30pm.
Yes, popsugar has some pics of her up and around. It says shes due in "winter".
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
Oh and the HoHan upskirt, there is a link for a 30,000 calorie sandwich. I thank City Rag for that, because it makes me feel not so bad about the bag of Tostidos that I bought and almost finished today.
I'm sure the 46 pounds of water I will be retaining tomorrow will make me feel bad enough.
Yeah, that picture if Salma is extremely scandalous. I've never seen a parent smoke in front of their child.
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"Clear as the blue sky, brother." - Norman "Lechero" St. John
It's good to see my Jakey smiling. Usually he looks so down with he's with That Woman.
ETA: Gah, Katie is pathetic!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Re Ashley Tizzdale. A quote from the film "Jaws" seems appropriate:
"[S]he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When [s]he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living..."
She's regretting that nose job, like Jennifer Grey.
So the 90s ended a while ago but that doesn't matter they were still pretty kickass! Gas wasn't so expensive, and Paris, Lindsay, Kardashians, Brit etc. didn't exist!
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
Question, and completely off topic - Is Jennifer Garner still pregnant?
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:25pm.
Isn't Katie wearing stir-up leggings? Are people getting leggings and tights confused?
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No matter what you call them, they are fugly and she looks like 1991 boiled ass.
Apparently, Salma started smoking for her role as Frida, quit, & then liked it so much, she started again.
I LOVE ZOOEY!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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LOL at the Hohan upskirt photo. MK, you so FUNNY!
Salma looks like Michael Jackson a few incarnations ago *ducks head*
Isn't Katie wearing stir-up leggings? Are people getting leggings and tights confused? Not a good look Katie, especially with how cold NYC has been lately.
Isn't Salema still breastfeeding? Will the cigarettes harm her milk?
LOL I loved the Hohan upskirt! That is so RIGHT ON!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:18pm.
Sandbitch uh did you see the part where she gets her golden shower?
===Hell NAW! *googling* Kim Kardashian gets pissed on...
I read earlier that Tommy Girl and Katie bot have been receiving death threats, live in seperate houses and ride in bomb proof cars.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Tommy Girl has hired a bunch of ass kissers to tell Katie that her clothing line is "COOL".
Fuck them.
Jizzdale is an odd looking girl in general, but you're right about these photos. Total dead eyes.
Salma smokes? So what...! I've known parents who smoke around their kids, their kids will probably start smoking when they're 13 too...parents can be pretty damn influential!
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Another HoHan upskirt! - Cityrag
Ha ha ha ha! Mk, you slay me!
Sandbitch uh did you see the part where she gets her golden shower?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Blohan upskirt! BEEF CURTAINS!!!!!!!
Is it imposible for Shitters to wear a bra when she goes out in public?
Seriously, what is wrong with Katie Holmes?? Stirrup tights with cutoff jeans and heels???
She needs an actual not-on-the-payroll person to tell her the straight dope. My guess is she has too many people around her who tell her how friggin wonderful they think she is.
Hekki i totally agree. Jizzdale has a serious dead eye situation going on in these pics. Bitch looks empty on the insides.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
hahahaahah MK
angel, I was like, is the link mess...ooohhhhhhh I get it DUH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I adore the Deschanel sisters!!!
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Ashley Jizzdale is creepy-looking. Her eyes look like that mannequin in the ORIGINAL "Stepford Wives" when Katherine Ross confronts the robot version of herself and the eyeballs are all black.
I know smoking in front of your baby is wrong but damn i havent seen Salma looking that cool in some time.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Ha! I'm a dumb fuck. I just googled Kim Kardashian...actually I googled Kim Kardashian's sex tape. EWWWWWWWWWWW. I've just seen a bloke going the growl on Kim. Serves me right, I'm a dumb fuck.
That's a cool photo regardless of who's innit.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Yay Portland! I can't wait to move there. Lots of gays!
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
WHY THE FUCK are people STILL wacthing dancing with the has-beens? Why?
Valentina is soooo fuckin cute!
Drunken Stepfather and his ilk need to die of ass-cancer.
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
LOL!@the upskirt! After a brief moment of WTF?, that is...
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Wow, I'm shocked and a little saddened that Salma smokes at all!
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