Afternoon Crumbs

Clarissalina:
Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:45pm.

Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:30pm.

I have a blogger page and a stalker, too. She has a huge crush on a guy who has a crush on me and hits my blog 2-7 times per day, every day. I only update it maybe once a week, so I don't know what she thinks she's going to miss. It's mainly writing exercises and my photography. IOW, boring.

The weirdest part is that she is on another website I am on and will say she's been soooo busy and doesn't have time to be online, answer private messages, etc. But then I can tell by my sitemeter that she's hit my blog 3 times a day for a week. WTH?
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I want to know whos looking at my page! Where do you get a site meter from?

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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...

Mmmm, I KNEW you hot sluts would have some yummy ideas. Thank you all. Now I'm sad that we don't have a bigger hunk of roast beef to work with...

Yes, in case you didn't want to stick with the Facebook presentation, and because I'm a little partial to conspiracy theories, there's an interesting web of personnel who are connected with Facebook, marketing firms and the CIA and US Defense Department. It could be nothing, or it could be something. Like I said, I have nothing to hide, so I ain't askeered, but it does make one think...

Demmit Deb!
Now I am STARVING!!!

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Clarisse,

You're making me HUNGRY!

Hekki,

Yahoo mail has privacy crap too:
http://info.yahoo.com/privacy/us/yahoo/details.html

I never use free mail for purchases EVER. You can opt-out at the very least though.
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If I ever decide to publish myself again, it will be on my own terms with my own website. I like having the control and ownership of my own material.

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I want Selma's coat. *cry*

Hey ladies please visit the Prince Hot Ginge thread, I am doing a small survey!

subpoenas on Facebook? Bullshit.
No, I do NOT have you confused with anyone else, coocaracha/VLL stalker.
try bnot posting your picture next time, though I could tell who you were by your stupid comments alone.

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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"

Carrottop,
It's hard to choose a favorite amoung so many greats tracks....

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:11pm.

If you have rolls, you can slice it down to make hot sammies. I'd saute onions and peppers, put them over the beef on the roll. Top with some cheese, put in the broiler for a few secs. Et voila!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:30pm.

I have a blogger page and a stalker, too. She has a huge crush on a guy who has a crush on me and hits my blog 2-7 times per day, every day. I only update it maybe once a week, so I don't know what she thinks she's going to miss. It's mainly writing exercises and my photography. IOW, boring.

The weirdest part is that she is on another website I am on and will say she's been soooo busy and doesn't have time to be online, answer private messages, etc. But then I can tell by my sitemeter that she's hit my blog 3 times a day for a week. WTH?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:37pm.

Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:33pm.

no, you keep those pages private, and post your suicide shit HERE instead.
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??? Oh u must have me confused with someone else???

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:41pm.

I love it and all, but Facebook is fucked up. I didn't really read the terms of service. I have nothing to hide, but it gave me pause.
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Did you know that they can supenoa (sp) u through facebook now?

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. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:27pm.

I LOVE her coat!
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Meeeeee too! I love it! The cut is really flattering...I bet it looks really sharp when it's buttoned up. I'm sooooo coveting. *covet-covet-covet*
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I have something similar by Burberry and it has a high neck with the buttons on the side of it...it looks awesome...

ciao!

Portland represent! Ahem. Beard nation it is indeed. There are beards everywhere! In fact my hubby has a beard. I try to get him to shave and he did and it was like UH NO put it back. He actually looks good w/ one. but he doesnt have a mustache. Thats the kicker. Hes a rocker boy. It works. Everyone has fucking beards here in Portland. Most of them are pretty well kept tho. Some are, well, not so kept. Portland Oregon. My city...so weird, so beardy.

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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata

I love that hat on her..she looks so artsy and sexy.

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

I love it and all, but Facebook is fucked up. I didn't really read the terms of service. I have nothing to hide, but it gave me pause.

Check this out:

http://www.albumoftheday.com/facebook/

Stick with the whole presentation. It raises some sinister things, aside from the marketing/privacy issues.

Dot,
Ham, corn and candy cane food fight!!!!!!!!!

*shucks ham hock ala Sharon Osborne*

On topic: I have one of those hats, but I cannot pull it off. I look like a total dork! Maybe I will wear it tomorrow and embur-ess my nephew!!

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Clarisse:
You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:32pm.

BWAHAHAHAH!
i couldn't believe nobody noticed that!
Clarissina won the big prize $1,000 gift card to her sex shop of choice. Courtesy of MK..
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:32pm.

Carrot,
How do you feel about Huey Lewis?
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:18pm.
Seriously, what is wrong with Katie Holmes?? Stirrup tights with cutoff jeans and heels???

Maybe she's tying to distract us from the wan, tired, sad, and jaundiced looking mug of hers.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:33pm.

no, you keep those pages private, and post your suicide shit HERE instead.

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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"

Clarisse,

Oh crap. That's? Uh? I should have recognized the pic. My bad.

Well, I have Sundays and Mondays available? Or we can just tawk amongst ourselves randomly and don't forget a good food fight! With ham, corn...and what was that other food the troll was using? Anyhoo...your time is my time! *smooch*

I have to laugh a little at Selma's hat...she almost looks like a formal limo driver with the whole get-up. :))

@stoney- I gotcha stoney. I'm talkin her whole style in general for years. JUST WRONG.

Paris is for stoners.

Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:30pm.

mentirosos,

Hey you. I'm an old fogie...you hafta understand it's a generational thing...I used to have a couple of my own websites back in da day...longggggg before facebook and myspace and then I just got bored of all the HTML crap and Javascript and for what? To talk about meeeeeeeee. *snooze* lol I did garner a few creepy stalkers though. Not fun. :\
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Ooooh stalker stories! Those are always disturbing! Thats why I keep all my pages privte and I dont put too much private info on there anyway....

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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:27pm.

I LOVE her coat!
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Meeeeee too! I love it! The cut is really flattering...I bet it looks really sharp when it's buttoned up. I'm sooooo coveting. *covet-covet-covet*

Mentirosos: EXcellent suggestion. I owe you one! Must ask Mr. Hekki to pick up some Portuguese rolls and provolone on the way home. Then I can tell him that my time on D-Listed is not wasted.

ugh...coochie is back.

dot,
I can be you on alternating Thurs and Mondays. Ok-dokie!

Carrot,
How do you feel about Huey Lewis?

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mentirosos,

Hey you. I'm an old fogie...you hafta understand it's a generational thing...I used to have a couple of my own websites back in da day...longggggg before facebook and myspace and then I just got bored of all the HTML crap and Javascript and for what? To talk about meeeeeeeee. *snooze* lol I did garner a few creepy stalkers though. Not fun. :\

Selma is too beautiful to fuck her bod up with cigs...she'll ruin her perfect skin and good looks if she doesn't quit ASAP.

I'm not bitter, just a little constipated.

For a second there..I thought it was Teri Hatcher donning a French cap, prop cig in mouth -auditioning for a foreign film or something, but Salma's baby gave it away.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Perhaps you people need this explained to you. When actors arrive at the theater prior to a show, a whole hell of a lot of them are already wearing their stage undergarments plus something comfortable on top in order to do physical warm up with the cast prior to the show and get into hair and make-up without getting anything on their costume or regular clothes. Then they can just peel off the outer layer without getting naked and their wardrobe people can put on their costume. Plusl, it takes a while to get into undergarments sometimes and it's more convenient to do it beforehand. See how's she';s wearing a button down the front shirt? It's practically required to wear one so you don't mess up your hair and make-up taking your shirt off. That's just the way it's done in theater. I bet we'll be seeing her run around town in even more crazy tights with loose clothes combos, but it doesn't mean she's trying to make a fashion statement. God, I can't BELIEVE I'm defending this bitch.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:20pm.
Sounds like a plan.LOL

She's that girl, you know, that girl that you work with that thinks she's SO fucking stylish and so ahead of the curve and cutting edge when, in reality, she looks like a retard who got dressed in the dark.

Paris is for stoners.

I LOVE her coat!

herro missy!

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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:26pm.

*Hi dotty mclotie*

*hugzywugz*

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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...

This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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How is it that people STILL dont have a myspace/facebook in this day and age. One must have to hve no family and no friends and thus be an utter loser for that!

Roast beef leftovers=philly cheese steaks!

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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...

Clarisse, you're supposed to be me too. Where's the self-love? Angel_I? Socky? Et al? Hmm? Damnit!

I own an awesome pair of UGGS...they are really cute with an Indian design stitching up the back...I will hafta take a piccy one of these days and show 'em off even though they are getting old...they are RUGGED.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:23pm.

LCT,
I don't have a facebook, but for you/me/us, we will look into that!!

Oh and nice change! "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Best. Movie line. Ever.

I even laughed at his "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. "
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stoney youre in a bettin mood today huh girle?? :) xo
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Farrah!
Alts!!! Purfect!! Wait, I gots that! We are collectively knows as "The Christians"!!!

LCT,
I don't have a facebook, but for you/me/us, we will look into that!!

Oh and nice change! "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"

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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:02pm.

If I ever run into Katie Holmes on the street, I'm gonna punch her in the fucking face. I swear that bitch's fashion sense brings out the violence hidden deep deep inside of me.
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Let's kick her with our big feet. :-)

I would bet my next paycheck Katie is wearing the hose she wears in the play and just threw on the jean shorts as she was running out the door. I still hate her though.

So who then came up with Tom Brady asking Giselle to marry him in front of her parents? Probably that Leo.

Salma can do no wrong... well except today.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:12pm.

I am getting so bored, I may take up knitting. GUHHH!

LCT, I am on PSL's (AKA Booty Mouse) myspace!
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NO! don't start knitting! do as the cool kids do: get ALTS. Talk to yourself! lol!
btw, if you're on PSL's MySpace, expect and invite from *cough* moi *cough*
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

CLARISSE YOU HAVE FB? I'm so going to add you. I'm going to look for you. What should I search for, 'Clarissalina' or 'Christian Bale'? Tee hee.

Oh, can you send me a hint on how to find you? Hehe.

Edited to add, you didn't even say FB, you said myspace, so ignore my inability to read.

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Hekki,

Depends on what you have in your pantry. Do you have any pasta? Cream of mush soup? Any veges in your vege drawer? Don't let that beef go to waste. Yum!

Topic: I want Selma's Coat!!!!!!! What kind of coat is that? A pea/swing coat? I can't wear black though so I'd have to get it in red or teal blue.

Yeah I complain about being fat all the time, I know. And PS, folks. Katie just *might* being wearing her stage hose? Does she have a show tonight?