Afternoon Crumbs
What's the number to CPS?! Salma Hayek is holding an unlit cigarette in her mouth around her child! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Jizzdale and her clit nose on Self Magazine - Egotastic!
Kelly Rowland still exists! - Just Jared
Somebody tell Katie Holmes that the 90s ended a while ago - Lainey Gossip
Beards, beards, beards galore in Portland - Towleroad
Jakey, Reese and RDJ's Ojai orgy - Popsugar
A lot of dumb fucks googled Kim Kardashian this year - Hollywood Tuna
Brit's probably just trying to get out the old Cheeto residue - Hollywood Rag
Another HoHan upskirt! - Cityrag
Gis and Tom Brady are not engaged.... - I'm Not Obsessed
But Zooey Deschanel is - ICYDK
The Dancing with the Has-Beens curse continues - SOW
Shocking! One of John Mayer's favorite things does not include famewhoring - Socialite Life
I love it!
You'll love my blog: http://muchbetterthanworking.blogspot.com
Submitted by cringe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:17am.
Salma Hayek smokes and is short her only saving grace is her hair and eyes!
Erm.....also her...body???????????? Damn!
Jesus, wasn't Kim Kardashian most googled last year?
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:07pm.
The Rules of the Internet
Those are ok rules but the messenger needs to smoke less and read better.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Salma Hayek smokes and is short her only saving grace is her hair and eyes!
@louise_brooks: sitemeter.com:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I ever saw this content on the biggest dating site ☆ SugarMommyMatch.com ☆ you can meet some rich and funny singles/ people/celebs there. Maybe some of them will be interested in your person.
Salma Hayek smokes?
Drugs, not hugs.
When will these Disney twats disappear?
*taps foot waiting for Farrah to add "and..."*
*tap tap tap*
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Who the fuck does Salma Hayek think she is, Baretta?
Ashley Jizzdale is so ugly but she has that Disney fake hair extenion hair which is always awesome...not
I would actually wear Katie Holmes outfit with a pair of boots
Another HoHan upskirt! -no,that is definately Paris'
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:07pm.
Actually no, dear, it's because YOU ARE HER.
What if I told you I was black? Would you be pulling that racist shit on me? No, you wouldn't. SO DON'T.
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OK, that's it.
I think i just developed the biggest girl crush on you and that hotness Love Anderson. Angel, i love you too, but.... avies...*panting*
and i told you all, didn't i?
too bad we didn't get to touch her trollish hair for luck. BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:04pm.
angel_1: you get that booger-thing worked out from earlier today? How's Pauly?
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NO! ACK! I don't know what the fuck|!!!! I'm thinking - and don't get to grossed out now...that's it on the end of something really long and thin that I just can't budge or break up. UGH!!!
Pauly split when it got ugly. I'm sure he'll be back:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
angel_1: you get that booger-thing worked out from earlier today? How's Pauly?
im moving to portland. definitely.
Bradi: Sorry -- fixing dinner got in the way of important things like d. Thanks.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
O yeah - before it was so all about the smoking and shit but can I just say;
WHAT AN ADORABLE BEHBEH! So cute!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by mentirosos
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Yeah, well I knew that even when she was the big fat guy. So obvious. You're not good at this game. Poo!
O yeah. And I'm black. Wait a second now. I'm cinnamon toast....deeply toasted. That makes more sense.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Bradi!!
LOL! Everytime I see your young Andi, I mentally scream "You're killin me Smalls!!!"
Carrottop,
You are going to send me on a hot avie hunt aren't you??? We'll out hot each other until we combust!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:12pm.
Carrottop!
You are killin me with the avies!!!!! Feelin Hot HOt HOT!!!!!
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Hahahahahaa! I'll keep 'em coming. The sweaty ones are the avies to end all sexy times.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Well, the race got played. That's it. I'm gonna eat some leftovers.
Peace everyone...thank you Deb for the tip. Be safe and cozy... Owl Be bok when it's a little less biting.
Hope everyone has a wonderful new year! 'Tis the season to be sneezin'...!
Achoo!
hugs,
Dot
dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:12pm
Werd slut.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Carrottop!
You are killin me with the avies!!!!! Feelin Hot HOt HOT!!!!!
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Just bear in mind that mentirosis isn't the only one, & it's certainly not the most dangerous. Exercise caution, one & all!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Liar Liar, someone's slot is on fire!
And if you think we're racist, then for the love of Beef Curtain Cheese, go somewhere else.
We know you are the cockroach, we know you are mental but it wouldn't get you out of a conviction type mental and you are a stalker.
Own it already.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:58pm.
PSL, someone here looks a lot like the coocaracha. Groan
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yeah, but this one's sexay!
===Kook Coocaracha was/is always boasting about how hot and sexy she is (compared to the rest of us). She's probably like that bitch in the movie "misery", y'know breaks peoples legs so you can't escape her clutches...
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:06pm.
Youre all racist! Every last single one of ya! You all think all black peeps look alike and I bet this person youre accusing me of being was black huh? I promise you all...I AINT HER! Ive only been posting for a couple weeks!!!
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Actually no, dear, it's because YOU ARE HER.
What if I told you I was black? Would you be pulling that racist shit on me? No, you wouldn't. SO DON'T.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Salma is a lightweight! You should see pictures and movies of my Mom with cigarettes and children. As a matter of fact, you can't find a pic or video of my Mom without a cigarette in her mouth or hand, many times with a child within inches of the cigerette. I have no idea how we didn't have burns all over us. What a pro she was.
On that note, two days ago was the 22nd anniversary of her death from smoking. As of next Christmas, she will be gone from my life as long as she was in it. Keep puffing away Salma, it leaves wonderful memories for your children.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 6:03pm.
okay guys, I am outta here- gotta work this afternoon, and hit Karate Class tonight....have a great day/night!!
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Bye
Hauve a niice tyme!
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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:47pm.
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Still dont know who youre talking about or who my avie looks like, but I aint them!
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You have got to be one of the most ridiculously idiotic people I have EVER. MET.
I know you have mental problems, but you can't seriously think we're all so gullible and stupid that we won't recognize the face you posted for la coocaracha for months do you?
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Youre all racist! Every last single one of ya! You all think all black peeps look alike and I bet this person youre accusing me of being was black huh? I promise you all...I AINT HER! Ive only been posting for a couple weeks!!!
0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0
The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
Later, PSL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LADIES PLEASE - MY SURVEY!!! ON THE PRINCE HOT GINGE THREAD!!! PLEASE DON'T LET ME DOWN!
okay guys, I am outta here- gotta work this afternoon, and hit Karate Class tonight....have a great day/night!!
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:56pm.
Keep raw almonds and dried fruit handy. They're good for you and can tide you over.
On topic: those grey/brown pumps are Shitney's new brown boots. She wears them with everything.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:58pm.
PSL, someone here looks a lot like the coocaracha. Groan
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yeah, but this one's sexay!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:58pm.
Thank you , LCT.
I will give Lolo my name on her MS, and then she can tell you who I am on Facebook.....k? You email with her, correct?
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Roger! Done and done!
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:57pm.
Carrottop,
My favorite EVER..."You're dating Louis and he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we don't have plans tonight. What could you possibly be doing?"
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Hahahahahahahhaahahahhaa! That was AWESOME! I couldn't stop laughing when he kept checking himself out while doing the sexy times.
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Own it like a strap-on.
DEB!!!
Kelly too???? Oh My DAMN!!! I am NOT a survivor!!! I give UP!!!! Damn winter!! Damn damn DOUBLE DAMN!
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PSL, someone here looks a lot like the coocaracha. Groan.
Thank you , LCT.
I will give Lolo my name on her MS, and then she can tell you who I am on Facebook.....k? You email with her, correct?
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:54pm.
You are seriously going to deny being la coocharacha or whatever the fuck it's name was?
Carrottop,
My favorite EVER..."You're dating Louis and he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we don't have plans tonight. What could you possibly be doing?"
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Deb,
You just made my tummy growl. I guess I'm way past breakfast and lunch time eh? I'm terrible about listening to my bod's signals of hunger until I'm freakin' ravenous. I'm getting better at it but damn...I hate when I've lapsed to the point where I'm hungry enough to eat my own shoe with some gravy. haha
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louse_brooks,
Wow. Been there, done that had to change my phone number too. I was rather naiive when I had bought my first domain...and didn't realize people could look you up on whois. UGH. NIGHTMARISH doesn't even come close to the description. A VERY harsh lesson to learn.
Okay, I'm curious as to what kind of shoes Selma is wearing to complete this dandy outfit?
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:47pm.
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Still dont know who youre talking about or who my avie looks like, but I aint them!
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You have got to be one of the most ridiculously idiotic people I have EVER. MET.
I know you have mental problems, but you can't seriously think we're all so gullible and stupid that we won't recognize the face you posted for la coocaracha for months do you?
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Own it like a strap-on.
yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiight.
whatever.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:50pm.
Demmit Deb!
Now I am STARVING!!!
Sorry hon! How long 'til you can eat?
On topic: Well that's it. Now I get to look at Kelly Rolands in a tropical location. Clarisse, I can't take it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:47pm.
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Still dont know who youre talking about or who my avie looks like, but I aint them!
0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0
The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
lousie_brooks - love can drive you to doing funny things. When she first joined FB, I couldn't stop looking at the page of the bitch I've been in love with for years. I was even looking at pics of friends who added her etc. I have a mad irrational jealousy when it comes to her and I have never felt remotely jealous of anyone ever before. Next to loss I think jealousy is probably the worst emotion you can feel, it might even be worse than loss. It drives you insane and turns you into the kind of crazy person you never thought you would be. One day you might experience it yourself you never know!
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:51pm.
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They have a free one and one you pay for.