Monday, December 29th 2008

Panty Creamer Of The Damn Millennium

I think I need to go and put my no-no in a tub of ice, because it's about to burn off from looking at these pictures of a shirtless Prince Hot Ginge dripping with pure sex while in Mauritius with that prude Chelsy Davy. Why is Chelsy not on that shit like Wino on a crack pipe? If you were at the beach with a shirtless Prince Hot Ginge, your knees would be in the sand and you'd be polishing the royal scepter. Fuck. Prince Hot Ginge would have to get a taser gun to keep me off his lightning rod. Even then, I'd still suck while getting electrocuted. Suck through the pain.

And can you believe Chelsy's just giving him a puny hug like they are first cousins or some shit? For shame! What a damn waste of a hot ginge.

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Submitted by force noir on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:29pm.
Not for nothing, but why do white English guys have zero ass??

have you ever seen El B's ass? OMG talk about junk in the trunk! LMAO
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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:43pm.

yeah, that bitch is hot, im just a jelis h8er. so, shes ugly. haha

Nah I don't think there's anything oatmeal or vanilla about our chelsy. I think she's one hot, slutty bitch. You think the party prince would go for someone dry and boring? No sirree! Chelsy is about as near as Hazza can get to a lapdancer and get away with it with the family. And I think she looks hot here: hot bod and hottish face. I'd hit it!

Sugaroo's picture

If I was a teenager, I'd hit it!

MuffinAmy's picture

Hm, I dunno, maybe it's just me, Mrs. Gosling, but I just find it soothing for some reason. Just "right". Then again, maybe I'm just orally fixated.

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calamity's picture

I'd hit it...I love tasting the redhead rainbow. I'd fuck him till he spoke Swahili.

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Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:36pm.

lol!! well i dont think anyone would... haha. but they were TWINS even! im barfing right now just THINKING about doing sexy timez with my bro.

my husbands mom & my mom have the same maiden last name LOL creepy, huh!!?? BUT I SWEAR THERES NO RELATION...that i know of anyways....haha.
but its a really common last name.

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Meh. Does nothing for me either. Give me Shar Pei Ramsay any day
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:25pm.

"...whats so hot about sucking peen?"

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Really? Seriously? I guess some things ain't for everyone, but peen sucking's just the best, imo! That just surprises me, since that's about as vanilla a sex act as they can get.

There's tons of stuff that's not hot in my book (like airborne loogies i.e. spitting on the genitalia - see last weeks thread on THAT topic) but bj's? Nothing finer.
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Really? I mean I do it for my man all the time and stuff and every once in a while im really in the mood to do it but...im not like omg take your pants off i want to suck it lmao...U see what Im saying?

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Rosemary's picture

Katie and tom could be brother and sister

redpoint_blackdot's picture

Ugh!! This Ginge is no Rojo! His body is alright but hes got a mug only MK's no-no could love..

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

Rosemary's picture

I would never date my brother, by mistake. I never like to date anyone that looks anything like me.

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I'd hit it, spank it, rub it, and blow it until we were both chapped and raw. Then I'd get a little Triple Paste and start all over again.

Royal Fishstick is just a front. She's as erotic as my grandmother on Easter Sunday. You know Hot Ginge is got some bad girl in another hotel room to do the serious nasty with.

Why the hell is he wearning trunks? What a waste of a photo op.

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I may have to change my mind on which prince is hotter.....
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:25pm.

"...whats so hot about sucking peen?"

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Really? Seriously? I guess some things ain't for everyone, but peen sucking's just the best, imo! That just surprises me, since that's about as vanilla a sex act as they can get.

There's tons of stuff that's not hot in my book (like airborne loogies i.e. spitting on the genitalia - see last weeks thread on THAT topic) but bj's? Nothing finer.

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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:32pm.

haha no, not bald, just balding. its not a good look. i used to love his ass when i was in like middle school i thought he was the hottst thing ever.
now ive moved on to Harr-Bear.

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Submitted by julian on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:28pm.

Oh my goodness….I have no idea. I think I would die! Really, I think I would kill myself if I found out the love of my life was my brother. Thank God I am as white as they come and my boyfriend is a dark skinned Dominican. No way in hell are we related!

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Submitted by julian on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:22pm.
You never hear about prince William anymore...wonder what hes doing nowadays?
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hes putting all his time & energy growing a scraggly ass beard to take attention away from his bald head.
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No Way! Hes bald now??? He used to be soooo hot!

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i wanna polish his royal scepter..

Rosemary's picture

Yeah this guy doesn't do anything for me, none of these princes do.

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Totally off-topic, but I just heard that jazz great Freddie Hubbard passed away this morning. He' my b/f's favorite trumpet player of all time, and a really great guy.

Mewr. Bummer. Thanks for the decades of great music, Freddie, you'll be missed.

Back to our regularly-scheduled thread...

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barelybeagle's picture

Harry is SO much hotter than William. William is starting to look more and more like Charles nowadays... UGH...

force noir's picture

Not for nothing, but why do white English guys have zero ass??
Becks is the exception--somewhat--but really, what is it?

Now black English guys......hold me back!!

Dallas's picture

Nope, doesn't do a thing for me! Nada!

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Rule Britannia!

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Submitted by Mawy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:24pm.

ya! i remember that! what would you do?!? i mean, the damage has been done already.
sickkkkkk.

Rosemary's picture

I don't know that related and related but distantly related would be so odd....but first cousins is odd to me.

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He does nothing for my girly parts and IMO still looks too much like a little boy for me to even go near.

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the ginge prince doesn't make me tingle in my girly parts...
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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:22pm.
You never hear about prince William anymore...wonder what hes doing nowadays?
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hes putting all his time & energy growing a scraggly ass beard to take attention away from his bald head.

Rosemary's picture

BTW, i'm from the south but he and his ex gf wasn't lol, just for the record lol..

julian's picture

fucking hot.
id do him.
that chelsea bitch got NOTHING on me!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Talking about first cousins...My cousin rubbed up on me while we were doing the x-mas hug thing...so not cool! I felt so violated!

Also I do not find this dude hot..

and one more thing...whats so hot about sucking peen?

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Besides that girl from junior high, i have 2 friends whose parents are second cousins. one of them told me when she found out she started running and crying, poor thing. i feel bad for people whose parents are related. It's not like they can help it! P.S. Anyone hear the story about the British couple who found out they were twins? Both had been separated and adopted as babies!
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well, this was his ex gf of years ago you know, so I don't see why he was funny about it. I don't know why she told him though. I guess it felt normal to her maybe. But when he told me this it had been over 10 years for him.

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You never hear about prince William anymore...wonder what hes doing nowadays?

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Chelsea is another member of the oatmeal crowd.

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Eeew. It made me think of the Pillsbury dough boy, even if Harry isn't fat. All that smooth white skin. No thank you.

Rosemary, my good friend in HS's parents were related. Their grandmothers were cousins or something. She was also very touchy about it, but I was like, WHY DO YOU TELL PEOPLE THEN?

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Oh man I love his hip bones.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

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there's a raging pink lunatic in the Parisite thread and I think this Ginge trims his love trail....
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Ginge, blonde, brunette, strawberry blonde, auburn, gray, dark brown, light brown, etal. Variety is the spice of life.

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Well, for me, I can't find him hot. I still see him as the baby Prince.

And trying to look at him as an adult, hot at that, makes me really uncomfortable.

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damn girl, grab his ass or something!
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Rosemary's picture

of course, not making fun at all....just find it odd

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Holy shit. The things I would do to him cannot be mentioned on a public website.

I think my dick exploded...might wanna get that checked out, actually.

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The Ginge was never hot. He's just a big dork with a debateably long peen.

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Oh,and re: cousins. PHG's grandmother and grandfather are cousins. Also, in the great-great-great-great line, Prince Albert and Queen Victoria were first cousins. There's a LOT of inbreeding in this family, who are mostly German and not very British-blooded.

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heh, one of my ex bfs has an ex gf from high school that her parents WERE first cousins, and her sister had downs syndrome. My ex bf was touchy about it and told me that's not why her sister had it but I don't believe that.

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"Like Wino on a crackpipe" Sigh, MK. I honestly....love you!

The red swimming trunks do not complement his PHG hair. A nice green, maybe some blue.

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MK, it kinda scared me when u said "like they're first cousins." Does that mean you're endorsing doing the nasty with your second cousin? Ewwww! I mean, I know you're a shameless slut, but damn!

Speaking of which, I went to junior high with a girl whose grandparents were cousins. She said, "It's better to marry cousins!" She was from India. A lot of other cultures see nothing wrong with it.
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