Monday, December 29th 2008
Panty Creamer Of The Damn Millennium
I think I need to go and put my no-no in a tub of ice, because it's about to burn off from looking at these pictures of a shirtless Prince Hot Ginge dripping with pure sex while in Mauritius with that prude Chelsy Davy. Why is Chelsy not on that shit like Wino on a crack pipe? If you were at the beach with a shirtless Prince Hot Ginge, your knees would be in the sand and you'd be polishing the royal scepter. Fuck. Prince Hot Ginge would have to get a taser gun to keep me off his lightning rod. Even then, I'd still suck while getting electrocuted. Suck through the pain.
And can you believe Chelsy's just giving him a puny hug like they are first cousins or some shit? For shame! What a damn waste of a hot ginge.
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This has probably been stated by others, but at least she did a little gentle cupping of the royal heiney. <3
You're being sarcastic about the Hot Ginge right? Cause I don't see it. I think he's fug. Now his bro is pretty hot.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:48am.
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Oh ok. Now I get it. Thanks for clarifying. I misunderstood and thought you were being annoyingly condescending towards men.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
keane, I would identify myself as straight but Ive dated women. Women are difficult to be in a romantic relationship with. They tend to be needy and overly emotional. Sex with women is awesome, and I'd encourage people to be open if they feel curious.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Not all men are monosyllabic morons who only require a liplock on their penis to experience pleasure. - Joe Shmoe
How did you jump from what I said to all men being monosyllabic morons? My male friends are some of the most intelligent and educated people in the world. They're just a lot easier to make come that's all. Sheesh.
And ladies, thanks for the responses, very interesting!
It looks like she is just not that into him.
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What you know and what you think you know often have nothing to do with each other.
sorry rangas do nothing for me!
She looks like a spoiled, pouty little bitch to me!
They are both hot but, I love me some William.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
I don't see it.
Drugs, not hugs.
I'm starting to like the ginge's, thanks to MK.
1. Prince Hot Ginge
2. That dude from CSI
3. Simon Pegg (UK actor in my avie - Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz etc...)
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Dick happens! - MK
Bondagebarbie:
2 words: Princess Diana.
Nuff said.
Keane,
I consider women much more attractive than men however, i have never met a woman that i was sexually attracted to. Personality wise i think that there are differences in men and women and i find myself much more attracted to those of the men. If the right chick ever came along i would be open to whatever but that hasnt happened yet and im totally cool with that.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
He is so hot!His brother is too,I do not see how they can be Charles' kids.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Mawy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:41pm.
Thanks for trying to comfort my sun-starved, ultra-white self. But you see, Mawy, it's too late for me. I'm a gardener by trade, partly because I love to be out in the sun, preferably under a blue sky. I'm 47, and while I'm still not as bad as Rachel Zoe, I anticipate looking like Sitting Bull or Donatella Versace by the time I'm 60! I'm ok with it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:38pm.
I'd like to try a lesbian experience with Salma and Penny
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*Sitting Sheeps down and speaking in a kind, but earnest tone*....Sheeps..you must be *female* to qualify for a *lesbian* experience......
*wiping Sheeps' tears*
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
I'd like to try a lesbian experience with Salma and Penny.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
For centuries British royals have been fugly at worst, bland at best. Where did this child come from? Has DNA testing been performed?
Funny how people used to think Prince William was the hot one...
Keane,
I think women are beautiful, but I have never been sexually attracted to them. I sometimes think it would be easier to date women, but I imagine each sex comes with their own trouble...
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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:35pm.
MuffinAmy - yes, as with everything, men are much easier! As long as you got your lips around it they think its xmas
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Not all men are monosyllabic morons who only require a liplock on their penis to experience pleasure. Believe it or not, some also like creativity and imagination in bed. Or so I've found.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Keaney, I consider myself straight, but fell in love with a woman and had a year+ relationship with her about a decade ago. I mean, whaddya gonna do, love is love, I found out. Caught me unawares! She's now one of my dearest and closest friends, but we started out as lovers lol She's married now and was the Maid of Honor at my wedding. Dumped the husband, kept her as my friend. Smart me.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
@Keane- I'm in my mid 30's, straight, and never wanted to sex up any ladies. While I do find many women beautiful, they never made me tingly in my v region. I also love holding hands, cashews, and long walks on the beach.
Paris is for stoners.
Ah!!! He's sooo hot! I'm really jealous of that girl though, haha.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
MuffinAmy - yes, as with everything, men are much easier! As long as you got your lips around it they think its xmas. Its very similar with getting your baps out - v exciting to a man, not so much with a girl, we've all got our own to look at anyway. I'm not really sure I know what I'm doing with women anyway, they're much harder to turn on. I myself am practically impossible to excite! Out of interest, do you consider yourself bisexual MuffinAmy or were you just - as most people say - "experimenting"?! And just to do a little DL survey: how many women have had lesbian experiences and do they consider themselves bi? If you've not had a lesbian experience would you want one? (That's not an offer BTW!). Cos I reckon if I were straight I wouldn't, if it didn't do anything for me what would be the point? I'm pretty straightlaced like that!
Yep, Harry's too winsome for my taste. My taste is for more "mature-looking" fellas.
I'd prolly have crushed on him in 16th century when I was 15, though.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Keane: No prob with buttinskis here on the DL! Having also given oral to both sexes, I've determined that love makes it mo' better. It raised my ick-factor dramatically when I wasn't. Thanks God I'm in love now, the man ben-e-fits.
Mrs. Gosling: lmao - I don't know if it's possible to "do it wrong", most men I've talked to about it are just glad to have a tongue on their rod hehe Now, women on the other hand... you'd BETTER do it right or you'll hear about it!
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Deb,
The only things we did wrong was not being hatched from a royal womb, have a pretty face or a good voice. DAMN MY GENETICS!!!!!!!
42 huh! Here too. Whoooooo..It's like a heat wave!!!
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Oh yeah! Yummily Hot!
Excuase muy typiong...hardd to see keysz withy blindingh glareh bouncingh offa hizs pale ass!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
yum!
He's just too boyish looking for me to think he's hot. Wills on the other hand...
Where's his weener in hand pic again? :D
This is how I comfort myself when I see all the celebrities on the beach while im here in freezing NY slaving away (aka reading dlisted) in my cubicle: When we are their age, because of our brokenness and therefore lack of opportunity to sunbathe in the winter, we will look 20 years younger than they do. They, on the other hand, will be wrinkly, leathery looking messes. Feel better? Hope I helped! :)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:12pm.
I want to be hanging out on a beach somewhere!!! Blasted Prince. Blasted Super Models. Blasted Crack-heads.
Seriously, Clarisse! It's not fair! Here I am all geeked because it's 42 today. Whoo Hoo!
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate winter. OK, rant over 'til I see the next celeb warming their tits in the sun.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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To me Prince Harry is still Diana's baby. It feels wrong whenever he does adult things.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:33pm.
However, after falling crazy in love with someone 4 years ago I suddenly found a desire to do it to her lots and lots and lots. Although this hasn't happened yet as she is an in denial, selfish, elusive bitch, I'm thinking when it does it will be great
------Lmao sounds like you guys have some issues of your own!
I mean im not saying I dont like doing it I just dont really get the urge and sometimes when I do really want to I find myself getting bored half way through lmao...My b/f on the other hand seems to really enjoy doing it on me I mean REALLY enjoy it sometimes I think hes faking it lol
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Christmas is over :(
weenielover - Chelsy is South African. Not too many British royals come from there.
Mrs G and MuffinAmy sorry to muscle in on your debate on the subject of oral sex but I would also like to put in my two cents. Having given oral sex both to men and to women I have never found the experience particularly enjoyable or sexy. I only ever really do it when I have to and in order to be a dutiful girlfriend etc. However, after falling crazy in love with someone 4 years ago I suddenly found a desire to do it to her lots and lots and lots. Although this hasn't happened yet as she is an in denial, selfish, elusive bitch, I'm thinking when it does it will be great. Only with her though, anyone else I would avoid it like the plague. So it seems being madly in love can make giving oral sex sexy even for those who normally avoid doing it as one would the plague!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:12pm.
I want to be hanging out on a beach somewhere!!! Blasted Prince. Blasted Super Models. Blasted Crack-heads.
Seriously, Clarisse! It's not fair! Here I am all geeked because it's 42 today. Whoo Hoo!
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate winter. OK, rant over 'til I see the next celeb warming their tits in the sun.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"...giving him a puny hug like they are first cousins or some shit?"
HMMMM. Maybe they are cousins. You know...historically, royals were cousin lovin...JUST SAYIN...
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"Have you seen my Schweddy Balls?"
i know me too.
the crackheads and brits get to have all the fun...:(
I want to be hanging out on a beach somewhere!!! Blasted Prince. Blasted Super Models. Blasted Crack-heads.
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That Chelsy chick has a great body but that mug is totally average, nothing noteworthy there.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Please stop posting pics of pale, flabby ugly brits on the beach. Yesterday you posted pics of a roosted flabby hog and a Wino copy. Today it's that fugly bastard "prince". Thin legs and a flabby pale upper body with a face a butch lesbian would love.
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
Damn that V is hypnotizin'... kinda like a deer in headlights. Thank god I got some new socks to drool on for xmas.
My whole name is kinda rare really. My first name (rosemary) is more common than my last name lol
Lol julian, my last name is so rare if any guy has it i know to not be with him. I believe you though. But mine is very very rare never met anyone with it.
Where's the muscle tone?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:19pm.
Well, for me, I can't find him hot. I still see him as the baby Prince.
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I thought it was just me! Love him and Wills, but I can't do sexay thoughts. I still have a soft spot for Princess Diana.
On topic: Clearly they know they're being stalkerazzied, so it hard to be affectionate and what-not when you every move is being photographed.
And after Harry's idiotic choice of a Nazi uniform at a fancy dress party, and then being photographed in that costume, he has to watch his ass. Grandma must have kicked his keister up and down the corridors of Balmoral Castle.
What is that radioactive glow coming from his pantyline?
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:41pm.
Maybe Im doing it wrong? lol
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Christmas is over :(