Naomi Better Not Eff This Up
Hopefully that blue noodle Naomi Campbell is carrying will be used for pleasure and not pain on her billionaire boyfriend. I don't know how that bitch caught herself a hot Russian billionaire, but she better do whatever it takes to keep his ass. The only thing better than a hot billionaire is a Russian one. Every gift they give you is probably covered in diamonds and gold. Instead of giving you a credit card to go shopping with, they give you solid gold bars. We all need a hot Russian billionaire in our lives. Naomi's Russian billionaire probably cums money and vodka. He is absolutely perfect.
Naomi better drug and marry this one before it's too damn late! And if she ever thinks of throwing a Blackberry at him, she better beat herself with it instead. Wait. Maybe he's into getting beat down by Naomi. That would make sense. If that's the case, Naomi must have somehow done right by the gods, because she might be the luckiest bitch alive.
Here's Naomi and her hot piece of pure gold in the Maldives with Stefano Gabbano and his toy. If they had beaches in West Hollywood, this is what that shit would look like. Speedos, long tubes and Naomi Campbell!
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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:10pm.
Yeah...you better not care because I dont date ANYTHING but white men and im not in the least bit ashamed to say so. Theres something unappealing about blk men and hispanic men to me.
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if i didn't know any better I'd say you are a racist or not looking at the right areas. but to each his own.
It doesn't look like her to me either. I thought she was skinnier than this for some reason...I think some of these former models look bigger without all the clothes in general...
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Aww, how cute.
It looks as though they wax each others legs.
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Without all the perfect makeup and special lighting Naomi is ordinary, almost homely. Why anyone, especially a billionaire, would want to date a piece of trash is beyond me.
snowpiece i mean, gabanna's man ho.
I'd hit it.
Erg. The last thing I need to see is rich snotty privileged people frolicking on a white sand beach. What kind of troglodyte (of any color) would date Naomi? *shudders*
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Sugaroo, there is a book called "Why Men Love Bitches" out there. Men like the danger.
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SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY PRECIOUS GODDAMN LOVING MAMIE BUELLA WE HAD GROWING UP. MAMIE BUELLA WOULD THROW THE CAT FISH ALIVE IN THE FUCKING OIL AND SAY: DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. THEY WON'T BE FEELING A THING ONCE THEY HIT THAT OIL. MAMIE BUELLA LOVED ME AND IT WAS ONE OF THE SADDIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE WHEN SHE PASSED.
She has been around the merry-go-round more than Hilton... So she better hang on with both sets of lips!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:02pm.
3. Does she ever date black men? (Not that I CARE, I was just WONDERING)
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Yeah...you better not care because I dont date ANYTHING but white men and im not in the least bit ashamed to say so. Theres something unappealing about blk men and hispanic men to me.
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UKer is that Naomi's bf, Gabanna or the other guy?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Oh, at first glance I thought WTF is Thomas Jane doing with Naomi? Patricia Arquette is going beat some Top Model A$$.
Whoever he is, he is definitely yum. Even more so now that I know he is got money.
It's my inner gold digger methinks.
oh, and it's gabbana not gabbano
that doesn't look like naomi at all. Bitch looks a lot different with make up on OR her man has got himself a new slice.
A loutish, ill-mannered, ruthless billionaire from Russia seems like a perfect match for England's most hated celebrity. I wish them all the worse!
seriously, her face is not all that without makeup. still, bitch is on the beach with a billionaire so I'll just crawl back into my cubical and weep...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
mk YOU'RE SLIPPING, i'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T COMMENT ON THE HOT PIECE IN THE 6TH THUMBNAIL.
sorry about the caps, can't be bothered to type that shit again.
I'm sick, don't judge me.
1. THAT'S Naomi? Seriously, she looks like any other girl on the beach.
2. She looks great for her age.
3. Does she ever date black men? (Not that I CARE, I was just WONDERING)
4. That's some white sand. I wanna go...
Seriously. Bitch better not fuck this up. But..it's Naomi. She'll go into rage mode sooner or later. She's a fucking cyborg. I'm quite positive she's just a weapon created by the British Government to see how well human-like weapons can fare in the world of civilians (think of the "Resident Evil" movies).
I wish I could snag me a man with money.
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Naomi won't be able to keep her bitchy crazy under wraps long enough to hook the rich Russki.
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:54pm.
Russians, Italians, middle easterners and people from NJ loooooooooovvvvvvveeeee blk peeps! Personal experience.....they flock to me!
---speaking of which well not really but I have noticed that black guys are really attracted to me...I dont know why but ive always found it kinda funny
anyway Naomi looks good and that Russian is really hot..seriously Naomi dont fuck it up!
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Am I the only one that doesn't think Naomi is all that? Great body though. And yes, she will eff it up within 6 months.
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Stefano needs to get his ass to a squat machine STAT! Rolling down your swimsuit to make a fake one out of your muffin-top does NOT cut it!
THAT'S Naomi Campbell? I thought it was one of the tennis player sisters. Ouch.
hahahahahahhaaaaaa.......
She'll Eff this up for sure! He just wants his side of Sexual Chocolate!
I don't get it. How does a bitch on wheels like this end up with a billionaire!
Ah, MK! I think you prefer the long tube IN the speedo. *nodding head & winking furiously*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
For a 39 year old, that bitch looks like a 19 year old..
This pic does the billionaire no justice.. That man is gorgous..
GO NAOMI!!
Russians, Italians, middle easterners and people from NJ loooooooooovvvvvvveeeee blk peeps! Personal experience.....they flock to me!
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She's put on weight I think she looks prettier and he's Russian and I love everything Russia so they're okay to me.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
BORING
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I'm guessing Naomi's just the videographer.
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He musn't speak or read English or he would have heard about her uber-shitty attitude.
Aha! Canoodling does involve 'noodles'.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Speedos only look good if you are a billionaire....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Their bodies look good together. Thumbs up.
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Speedos should be outlawed.
Oooh jungle fever...a grl after my own heart!
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