Naomi Better Not Eff This Up
Hopefully that blue noodle Naomi Campbell is carrying will be used for pleasure and not pain on her billionaire boyfriend. I don't know how that bitch caught herself a hot Russian billionaire, but she better do whatever it takes to keep his ass. The only thing better than a hot billionaire is a Russian one. Every gift they give you is probably covered in diamonds and gold. Instead of giving you a credit card to go shopping with, they give you solid gold bars. We all need a hot Russian billionaire in our lives. Naomi's Russian billionaire probably cums money and vodka. He is absolutely perfect.
Naomi better drug and marry this one before it's too damn late! And if she ever thinks of throwing a Blackberry at him, she better beat herself with it instead. Wait. Maybe he's into getting beat down by Naomi. That would make sense. If that's the case, Naomi must have somehow done right by the gods, because she might be the luckiest bitch alive.
Here's Naomi and her hot piece of pure gold in the Maldives with Stefano Gabbano and his toy. If they had beaches in West Hollywood, this is what that shit would look like. Speedos, long tubes and Naomi Campbell!
I don't think that is her. Looks nothing like her, not the face, the body build, the only similar characteristic is skin color.
I also don't think she's Naomi Campbell. The nose is all different, among other things.
....maybe she's pregnant?. Too bad if she's letting herself go.
She looks horrible without makeup. This really shows how airbrushing/makeup/lighting makes a huge difference.
Her eyes & hairline are the worst.
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Damn Naomi, you've let yourself go. Still look good, but you're a supermodel, you need to drop ten. I wonder if they'll last. He's Russian. Russians are violent, so it's a match made in hell: perfect.
He's rich, rich I tell ya.
looks way to attractive to be Naomi Campbell
that fucker has prettier legs than his GF!
That does not look like Naomi Campbell.
MAYBE a Williams sister, but not Naomi....
i didn't want to blow up nay nay's pictures at work, but now that i'm at home, she sure does look thicker than i would expect her to be...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Is he completely shaved? Odd.
Drugs, not hugs.
I thought he was brazilian, anyway they've been together for a while now. I think they make a cute couple.
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I'm not a super model or anything but i still know to wear shades in glaring sun so i dont look like i'm smelling someone's asshole the entire time!
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Submitted by silvarga on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:01pm.
That's because they ARE gay
Thanks. I was wondering if my gaydar was busted.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:44pm.
Is anyone else getting a "TOTALLY GAY" reading from the men in the photos? Her man, not so much, but I really can't believe those other two in the Speedos are straight.
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That's because they ARE gay Hekki. One is Stefano Gabbana (Of Dolce & Gabbana) and the other is his current international plaything. Domenico (Dolce) and Stefano (Gabbana) were a couple, but broke up a few years ago (they still run the fashion house together).
As a side note: Plenty of non-gay European guys wear Speedos though.
She is one of the best gold diggers ever,she should write a book.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
man, if she is a supermodel, than I am a billionaire goddess...oh, I am, I forgot. She looks so ugly and I finally think her nasty personality and inner ugliness is catching up with her...lucky bitch though, this dude must be mighty nearsighted.
I need to learn Naomi's secret of landiing these men. I have to step my game up! LOL
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
Nay Nay has had a coupla' cheeseburgers lately.Must be off-season for the runway.I'd still hit it.Call me when it's time to go back to work Nay...we'll bedroom that baby fat right offa' ya'.Maldives looks beautiful.Must go some day.Looks like a serious 'mo beach however.Not a pair of board shorts in sight.Nay's man gets a pass for going old school on his trunks...but most straight guys do board shorts these days.
WTH did she do to her face?! cheek implants? restylane? she looks like a chipmunk. she's lost her beauty, that is nothing like her.
what a shame.
If she doesn't want him, I'll take him.
Anyone know if we can Skype Moscow from Canada? :)
i love seeing interracial couples!!
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Everyone knows MK needs to write a "Gold Diggers 101" manual just for the Naomi types of the world.. cause god knows left unschooled she'll hurt his ass and die broke and crazy.
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
She can fuck that relationship up with one phone call. Trust.
look at those lil speedos.. I hope they get married and she beats his ass.
That looks more like Kimora Lee whatever the fuck her name is. Whoever it is, she's butt fucking ugly.
Female with numerical name seeks billionaire boyfriend who gives out gold bars wrapped in platinum foil for Festivus.
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Wow is she retired from modeling or what!?! I'm four months pregnant and have a flatter stomach than that. I guess with a hot billionaire boyfriend she doesn't have to worry about bringing in the cash. That is until he trades her in for a newer model.
That's not Naomi Campbell surely? Looks nothing like her.
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I personally wouldn't piss on fire to put NayNay out, but I def dig the convos going on in Dlisted today.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:25pm.
...My domineering mother had a boyfriend who didn't stand for her nonsense and fought back. Now she's with a man who does whatever she wants and she hates it. She liked those arguments! Strong personalities need strong personalities.
Now, Mr. Hekki and I get along because we like things to be equal and mellow and agreeable.
As long as everyone's happy, it's all good.
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Exactly my point...she's a woman that probably walks all over her men, but maybe this guy isn't standing for that crap and she finally met her match...it tends to make the aggressive one mellow out - as you mentioned...
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Submitted by NIKKI: "I'll tell you two kinds of men that can't handle "caribbean" women, ... But I can see why this Russian man is still with her...I've dated a Russian, and a "fresh off the boat" Russian will put her in her proper place..."
While I personally don't like that dynamic, I agree that "uppity" women do like a man to put them in their place. My domineering mother had a boyfriend who didn't stand for her nonsense and fought back. Now she's with a man who does whatever she wants and she hates it. She liked those arguments! Strong personalities need strong personalities.
Now, Mr. Hekki and I get along because we like things to be equal and mellow and agreeable.
As long as everyone's happy, it's all good.
"Naomi's Russian billionaire probably cums money and vodka. He is absolutely perfect."
Ahahahaha! What a visual.
Um, that is so not Naomi Campbell. Looks more like Kimora Simmons!
I'll tell you two kinds of men that can't handle "caribbean" women, most american-born men (regardless of colour) and the pansy UK boys...I've had both...LOL...on topic: Naomi maybe realises she needs to cease and settle her wild and unwomanly behaviour if she's meant to find someone...She acts a bit spoilt and mental...But I can see why this Russian man is still with her...I've dated a Russian, and a "fresh off the boat" Russian will put her in her proper place...
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Dirk Diggler, you sound like a typical German jobless nazi looser, who hates Russians just because they have money and you're not. Get yourself a job and a life, because sooner or later Russians will get sick and tired of boosting your economy, keeping your country budget over the water and financing your jobless parasites with their shopping sprees. It's time to show some appreciation for their generosity.
And who is speaking about the manners, a German? About your bad manners laughts the whole world, so you better keep it nice.
Keane: I love your posts.
Creepella: Not to gang up on you AT ALL, but men will opt to pay for female companionship even if they can get it for free. It's like my friend whose mother in law babysat her kid for free every day. She hated it because while you can tell an employee what time to give the kid a nap, and what they're allowed to eat and what to wear, you can't tell the kid's grandma what to do. SHe's the kid's gramma! And she's doing it for FREE. And for LOVE. There are strings attached.
If you're paying, you get to set the rules. I see the appeal, actually.
i guess billionaire money is stronger than throwing blackberries...nay nay's fitting in where she can get in cuz no sane person can put put up with her crazy ass...she looks though and so does he...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
She could put someone's eye out with that noodle.
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Creepella - people don't want to talk about being gay or bisexual because 1) they like to keep who they're fucking private and 2) it may harm their chances of getting lucrative advertising deals etc. So many female celebs are well known to be at least bisxeual but have not come out and admitted it: Britney, Paris, Kate Moss etc etc. It may be acceptable for them to do it in their private lives but they don't necesarily want the world to know about it. As a lesbian myself if I was famous I probably wouldn't want everyone to know about it just because I wouldn't want people specualting on or thinking about who I am having sex with. Naomi really hasn't had that many boyfriends and I find it very unlikely that she'll get hitched. Lots of women like her, Victoria Silvstedt and Brit model Sophie Anderton (ex-Gossard model) turn to escort work when the modelling work dries up. (Anderton was recently exposed on film doing so in the sunday papers). They have expensive coke habits and expensive tastes to pay for and maintain and are used to getting shitloads of cash for doing very little so escorting is the obvious career move. They sure as hell aren't qualified for much else anyway.
I get Indian guys after me Im ligth skinned hispanic :p
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Is it just me or does this bitch look more like Serena Williams minus dat ass...
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:36pm.
If this is true, about her being a lesbian, why is she always with men? I doubt a billionaire needs to pay a woman to frolic with him on a beach. And in this day, being a lesbian is "in" so there is no need to hide.
ITA that she is average. I find the same thing about Heidi and Giselle and too be honest, alot of them. Cindy and Co. stood out in a crowd IMO.
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Please, she dates Bank Accounts, she may have her own money but she loves others money more.
Never liked her, ever.
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Is anyone else getting a "TOTALLY GAY" reading from the men in the photos? Her man, not so much, but I really can't believe those other two in the Speedos are straight.
I just had a looked at some older pic's of Naomi and IMO this isn't her. This girls nose is totally different unless without make-up it just seems that way?
between her thunder thighs, paunch and receding hairline it's hard believe she's a model. i'm so NOT impressed..
Naomi Campbell is a well-known lesbian and since her modelling work died a death she is known to have been a high class escort (there was also something nasty about her working in tandem with her mother, which I'm hoping isn't true as it made me want to vom). I'm guessing this is probably one of those very well-paid jobs. Naomi ultimately likes bitches but she's got to get paid somehow. I mean has anyone see her do any paid work at all in the last say decade or so? She's a black slightly better paid Shauna Sand I would wager.
And as for her looks well someone accused me of being racist when I said this before but I think Naomi has lost her uniqueness and now looks like a fairly good-looking generic black girl. Not dissimilar to a Brit flash-in-the-pan r n b star we had called Jamelia. What I mean by that is that she's lost whatever it was that made her look different somehow (I think some asian heritage) and now doesn't look much different to half the black girls I see round London. Whatever it was that made her stand out and gave her the opportunity to earn all that cash seems to have quit her. Well, what wouldn't given half the chance I guess?!
I wonder if he's Russian mafia? Naomi better be careful who she throws her Blackberry at.
Mentirosos: No, really I don't care, but someone was talking about how black men were always attracted to them, or vice versa, and I was just on that train of thought. I'm a blue-eyed blonde but black men aren't attracted to me. The Jewish boys and Latinos are, though. Just one of those things.
My BF in HS was from Guyana and looked black and she only dated tall strapping blond guys, and they LOVED her, too. Black guys weren't attracted to her.
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:23pm.
It doesn't look like her to me either. I thought she was skinnier than this for some reason...I think some of these former models look bigger without all the clothes in general...
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Most models are like 6'1 and 70% leggs...if you dont stay pin thin, then you start to look like an amazon....
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