Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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you know I watched about 15 minutes of PH BFF and I couldn't believe how freaking CRUEL she was being to those morons who obviously worshipped her.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:06pm.
everything in my life was important to them. life isnt all about education its more about the childs confidence and making them a good person with a good heart. which none of your parents taught you. they proably stressed you out so bad and was very verbal and abusive and thats why you are so mean. cause thats all you know.. cause thats how you were raised.
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So then how would you explain the hateful things you've said to us? Confidence?
You get what you give, honey.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:00pm.
She's an idiot. Just give up. Future housewife and mother to more morons, I'm sure. And the cycle continues...
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Don't do it. Don't talk about procreation.
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everything in my life was important to them. life isnt all about education its more about the childs confidence and making them a good person with a good heart. which none of your parents taught you. they proably stressed you out so bad and was very verbal and abusive and thats why you are so mean. cause thats all you know.. cause thats how you were raised.
carebear: thanks for answering my questions so candidly. I'm sure you have a promising future in retail. Good luck!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:01pm.
deffenitly
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Can I just take a minute to point out the mistake you've made, and how embarrassed you should be that at 22 you can't spell this word properly?
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No i left after 2 years and i really dont have a favorite book i like lots of them. mostly romantic novels. i also like romantic movies.. i saw little manhattan with my friend that was so cute but sad at the end.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:01pm.
Your parents clearly didn't stress SCHOOL.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:01pm.
Are you in college?
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DON'T! STOP! It's too early to shit my legs off laughing.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:00pm.
She's an idiot. Just give up. Future housewife and mother to more morons, I'm sure. And the cycle continues...
i have good parents i love my mom, dad and sister. they have always been there for me and supports me 100%. my mom and i are best friends. so thats deffenitly not it!
more like good parents who teach me not to be mean to other people. only people who are mean and hateful.
i have alot of friends cause im fun caring and a friend you can count on and wont let people say crap about you. and likes them for them and not jealous of what they have.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:57pm.
Oh yeah, I know know *I* certainly do. Well I guess at 22 we can just call it a loss and chalk it up to bad parenting.
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I thought it was coke-snorting and bad decisions?
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:58pm.
Paris is happy,beautiful and gorgeous. she has a inner and outter beauty very few can have both and luckily for her she knows it!
paris lives it....you talk it.. your jealous...admit it
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
YOUR AND YOU'RE! LEARN THE DIFFERENCE! YOU'RE 22 GODDAMN YEARS OLD!
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Paris is happy,beautiful and gorgeous. she has a inner and outter beauty very few can have both and luckily for her she knows it!
paris lives it....you talk it.. your jealous...admit it
Oh yeah, I know know *I* certainly do. Well I guess at 22 we can just call it a loss and chalk it up to bad parenting.
im 22. and the pose is hands on the hip and a cheerful smile u idiot. thats the paris pose we all enjoy!
I'm sure Paris has already edged me out of the market.
PARIS WOOD BE SO PROWD OF YOU TOO!
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Whoa. You two should make a porn for priests.
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I'll do it!!!
*kneels in stripper nun costume*
"HAIL MARY!!!"
For LCT:
*hikes up plaid skirt, unbuttons white blouse, flips hair a few times, sucks on rosary*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Andersonalina, hit me up with the Catholic whoreslut bitch trash pose.
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*rolls on back*
*spreads legs wide*
*opens mouth*
Look you guys!!! I'm doing the Paris Happy Pose!!
*makes pontificated pose*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
carebearloves: sweetie, i asked you how old you are. you can't be old enough to be offended by that question.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
God, please pull the switch.
Seriously, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Please invest some more in your education and quit rotting your brain with the fucking SIMPLE LIFE. Your verbal skills are HORRID. Where do you go to school? Central High for Vapid Wannabe Useless Cunt Whores?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:39pm.
i love her happy poses.
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I'm sorry to break the news dear, but she only has one pose, and if it needs a description, it can only be 'Fish stank.'
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:37pm.
Guys - carebearlover, itsparisitch, and the trixbelle one or whatever it is are all the same person again. They've all been registered for around a day and we haven't seen cornmuncher/robbyq2332648736/katie scarlett etc for that length of time. This I'm afraid is her bizare new game. I told her to come up with something better and this I believe is it. I suspect its probably LoveAngelina, who else would have any reason to have such a vendetta that they would bother to do such lame shit. IGNORE, IGNORE, IGNORE.
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I can tell you that Katie Scarlett is NOT any of those other posters.
Who those others are, I have no clue. Katie is an old poster who rarely posts on the main.
I agree that Love Angelina could be a great suspect.
Just look at the writing, the misuse of words, etc.
Happy Poses?
*stands up, makes sad pose*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
what do you mean reveal yourself im not giving my name out. how dumb do you think i am. and yes its real thats the facts!
who is dylan and maddie?
Ok, I've been punked. There's no way that last comment was real. Reveal yourself!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:36pm.
ha ha LCT when I saw "hatrid" in the comments on the side I almost peed laughing cuz I thought it was real.
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DON'T BEE HAYTIN' ON MEH! Maken the luuuuuurves on meh.
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cause she wasnt there when the ppl broke in. i like her cause she is happy and fun and doesnt talk depressing stuff like the other news normally does. she talks about fashion and enjoying time with family and friends and she likes cute things like tinkerbell and hello kitty and likes bright cheerful colors and wears them that shoes she is bright and cheerful i also like her cause she is not sad and insecure she still likes herself and is still a happy person after what you ppl say. you proably hate your reflection well im glad she enjoys hers i like being with someone who is always happy and confident about what god gave them. i like how she always has a smile on her face. that brings some joy and peace to this world. her happy fun and sweet personailty. we need more ppl this cheerful. instead of all this vilonce we see on tv. i rather watch happy shows like the simple life hottie and the nottie and the movie tinkerbell was great. she would make a great tinkerbell cause she is tinkerbell happy fun sweet and cute with that adorable smile. i dont think its childish i think is pretty and fun. i love her happy poses.. go paris!!
Guys - carebearlover, itsparisitch, and the trixbelle one or whatever it is are all the same person again. They've all been registered for around a day and we haven't seen cornmuncher/robbyq2332648736/katie scarlett etc for that length of time. This I'm afraid is her bizare new game. I told her to come up with something better and this I believe is it. I suspect its probably LoveAngelina, who else would have any reason to have such a vendetta that they would bother to do such lame shit. IGNORE, IGNORE, IGNORE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LCT AND STONEY!!!
This is funnay!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ha ha LCT when I saw "hatrid" in the comments on the side I almost peed laughing cuz I thought it was real.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:35pm.
First we should text Maddie and tell her we saw carebear getting fingered by Dylan behind Pop Tunes last Friday night.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm all over it. Texting Maddie.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:33pm.
KOMUNTITTAYS IN BANGALOWS OF MUCH NOT HAPPY GO TO ROOMS OF MATTRESS WALLS!
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NEYBURHUD WARTCH YALL! LEL BOYEEEZ IN THUR BEYDS!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:33pm.
First we should text Maddie and tell her we saw carebear getting fingered by Dylan behind Pop Tunes last Friday night.
Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:32pm
And then Hot Topic to flirt with the Emo Manager.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:29pm
KOMUNTITTAYS IN BANGALOWS OF MUCH NOT HAPPY GO TO ROOMS OF MATTRESS WALLS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:31pm.
First she has to stop at Forever 21 and pick out a whore skirt, carrot.
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Then to the Laundromat to find a beautiful used mesh polyester tube top.
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First she has to stop at Forever 21 and pick out a whore skirt, anderson.
LOVE ANDERSON:
You're hatrid for Paris makes me sad. I cry at nite thinking that someone could hate her so much. Your just jellus. So are you're friends. There jellus two.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:24pm.
You just broke my Spell Check.
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Holy shit Sonalina I almost just turded myself. Broke my spell check.
COMMUNTITY!
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Ima thinkin' carebear is texting this all in, probably sitting and waiting for her mom to finish up at the beauty parlor and then off to the food court for some Sbarro's Pizza.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Holy Fuck. I cannot believe their is a soul on this planet who would defend this worthless cunt.
Sooooo, if the paps wait at her house 24/7, how come they didn't observe the *cough* *cough* theft?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
No one goes to jail for driving on a suspecded license."
You haven't been around very long, have you??