Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:38pm.
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Yes I will. parissucksliterally is jellus of paris its obvious. I bet shes a fat old lady with a a bunch of smelly cats.
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hahahhaha- you'd love that. too bad you are wrong.
hahahahahha
ok, I am off to Karate and some errands....have fun with the schmucks guys....catch you later.
BTW idiot, my screen name is self-explanatory. Dumbass.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
so none of you pickle baby paris lovers will address me directly, huh? is that because you have no ability to converse on any topics aside from "who's hot", "partying" or how great your idol is???
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I'm assuming you're referring to the picture on my myspace page. Unfortunately, I'm wearing sunglasses, or you could see that I have 2 eyes that work properly -- no wonk in sight. So, I figure I've got that going for me. I have a very good job, I own my own house, my own car, & I have a family I'm very proud of. & I did it on my own.
I'm already ahead of some disease-ridden skank who's used her grandfather's name to get ahead in life because she couldn't do it on her own.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
god. if you guys weren't so funny i could get back to work.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:01pm.
wow! u really are a doctor?
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Twelve years in post-grad and seven in practice. Now do you really want to go head to head with me? Seeing as yours is so empty, you could do with some new ideas.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:59pm.
It's the CEREBRAL cortex, you dumbass. Christ!
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wow! u really are a doctor?
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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't even notice that the first time.
LOVEPARIS, you are a tard.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:52pm.
look you fuckwads, life is very sad and empty for those who focus on materialsim only and beauty is all around us. Shallow minded sheep like yourself are falling into a dangerous trap of believing life is only valuable because of money, power and fame.
Follow down thias road and I promise you you will be depressed, lonely and empty.
Fuck off for speaking disrespectfully to dramaqueen or any of us all in the name of defending some chick you dont even know.
GET A FUCKING HOBBY OR SOME SHIT. FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PICK UP SOME LITERATURE OR TAKE A FUCKING CLASS!
for your information we have a hobby. i like to go out with my friends shopping and dancing to music instead of licking up spots off the carpet with my tongue.
parisloves proably has a better job then you cause all the girls on the BFF show did. cause parisloves isn't being jealous and insecure. she is okay with herself cause she doesnt need to diss paris to make herself more happy.
Go parisloves!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:59pm.
I think that's what Bristol will be once she marries her redneck baby daddy.
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Tee hee. You made a funny.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:58pm.
lct you ARE my casbah♥
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Let's make a casbah! With pickles!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:54pm.
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your a brain doctor? why dont u expalin what the central cortex does?
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It's the CEREBRAL cortex, you dumbass. Christ!
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wow! u really are a doctor?
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:54pm.
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your a brain doctor? why dont u expalin what the central cortex does?
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It's the CEREBRAL cortex, you dumbass. Christ!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:57pm.
Why don't you explain what 'expalin' means?
I think that's what Bristol will be once she marries her redneck baby daddy.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:58pm.
AHEM
look you fuckwads, life is very sad and empty for those who focus on materialsim only and beauty is all around us. Shallow minded sheep like yourself are falling into a dangerous trap of believing life is only valuable because of money, power and fame.
Follow down thias road and I promise you you will be depressed, lonely and empty.
Fuck off for speaking disrespectfully to dramaqueen or any of us all in the name of defending some chick you dont even know.
GET A FUCKING HOBBY OR SOME SHIT. FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PICK UP SOME LITERATURE OR TAKE A FUCKING CLASS!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:48pm.
well if your so brilliant why arent you at your job as a brain surgeon instead of sitting here talking about Paris?
I'm so brilliant, my job actually pays me to take 12/24-1/1 off. I can sit here & diss Wonky McValtrex & get paid for it. & "you're" means "you are." "Your" means "your." Seriously: Quit thinking of "parting" & whom you can infect the next time to try to be like your idol & have unprotected sex with the masses & pay attention when you get back to school. Vain, drunk, & stupid is no way to go thru life.
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its not thru its *through*
lct you ARE my casbah♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hey parisloves
did you see dramaqueen's picture?
did you get a good laugh?
ahahaha
expalains it all doesn't it
paris is still a happy person cause she knows what the haters look like. she laughs her ass off at them.
the only way you can like her is if you look hot have money.. and get to go have some fun instead of being a fat lazy cheap trashcan digger neat freak.
right? all the videos of the haters they are all fat and hideous.
if you see the BFF show they all are hot! very close to her.
i thought vanessa and brittany were the hottest. you?
Missy, have I told you lately that I love you?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:54pm.
your a brain doctor? why dont u expalin what the central cortex does?
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Why don't you explain what 'expalin' means?
LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:54pm.
your a brain doctor? why dont u expalin what the central cortex does?
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What are you asking us to do? EXPALIN yourself.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:48pm.
well if your so brilliant why arent you at your job as a brain surgeon instead of sitting here talking about Paris?
I'm so brilliant, my job actually pays me to take 12/24-1/1 off. I can sit here & diss Wonky McValtrex & get paid for it. & "you're" means "you are." "Your" means "your." Seriously: Quit thinking of "parting" & whom you can infect the next time to try to be like your idol & have unprotected sex with the masses & pay attention when you get back to school. Vain, drunk, & stupid is no way to go thru life.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
missy, you rock my casbah!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:31pm.
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well if your so brilliant why arent you at your job as a brain surgeon instead of sitting here talking about Paris?
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I AM a brain surgeon. I went to remove Paris's brain but (shocker) she didn't have one! Apparently, neither do you.
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your a brain doctor? why dont u expalin what the central cortex does?
AND YES MY POST WAS DIRECTED AT LOVEPARIS AND CAREBEARLOVERFUCKTARD
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Sweet Jebus! This is the best thread EVER!
look you fuckwads, life is very sad and empty for those who focus on materialsim only and beauty is all around us. Shallow minded sheep like yourself are falling into a dangerous trap of believing life is only valuable because of money, power and fame.
Follow down thias road and I promise you you will be depressed, lonely and empty.
Fuck off for speaking disrespectfully to dramaqueen or any of us all in the name of defending some chick you dont even know.
GET A FUCKING HOBBY OR SOME SHIT. FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PICK UP SOME LITERATURE OR TAKE A FUCKING CLASS!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:48pm.
well if your so brilliant why arent you at your job as a brain surgeon instead of sitting here talking about Paris?
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I AM a brain surgeon. I went to remove Paris's brain but (shocker) she didn't have one! Apparently, neither do you.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:47pm.
Shallow, vapid, pathetic, just like your beloved leader. Keep it up, & you can be a Valtrex queen too. What exactly is "parting," anyway?
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You know Drama! Parting, like parting of the seas aka - spreading her legs.
*evil grin*
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:31pm.
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well if your so brilliant why arent you at your job as a brain surgeon instead of sitting here talking about Paris?
Shallow, vapid, pathetic, just like your beloved leader. Keep it up, & you can be a Valtrex queen too. What exactly is "parting," anyway?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 -
parting and spending time with friends.
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Oh yeah, because that makes so much sense. Dumbfuck.
ubmitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:44pm.
Wow. Still at it eh?
my thoughts exactly hahaha!
*yawn*
I'm glad to be one of the herpes free sluts of America. TYVM.
M.E. I was thinking the same thing. I saw the names and was like WTF? I have a sneaky suspicion that they're just trolls. Whatevah.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:31pm.
Oh yeh?? Who says your so smart?? Huh? Are u like a doctor or a profesionnal or soemthing? What does parissucksliterally mean, anyway?
& this idiotic bitch proves PSL right. It's "yeah," not "yeh," "you're," not "your", "you," not "u," "professional," not "profesionnal," & "something," not "soemthing." Seriously, when you feel resistance, stop the Q-Tip, & when it's time to go back to preschool, pay attention. For the good of humanity. Dear God, to think these imbeciles may actually breed one day ...
hey parisloves..
dont listen to her.. she lives her head in a book and never enjoys whats out there. theres so much out there that we can enjoy like shopping and parting and spending time with friends.
they have no life.. its boring as hell.. believe me
they go to work and come home and neat freak. they never enjoy themselves they are so poor that reading a book and going out to eat at outback is a very big BLAST!!
awweee sorry your life is so boring.. we live the life not live the altas book.
Paris Hilton is a low-class whore with a single-digit IQ, a bad nose job, a wonky eye, bad hair extensions, shitty voice, huge ego, and a raging case of several STDs. Fucking her is liking throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Other than that, she still sucks! And if that video was any indication, she can't even manage to suck a dick properly!
Thank you and God Bless!
Wow. Still at it eh?
Someone should have been aborted.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:38pm.
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Yes I will. parissucksliterally is jellus of paris its obvious. I bet shes a fat old lady with a a bunch of smelly cats.
hey parisloves
there all jealous ugly fugs! fat cheap trash can diggers.
thats why they diss paris. so they can feel better again.
Being jealous doesn't get you anywhere the high only last 5 minutes then you get a crash.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:31pm.
Oh yeh?? Who says your so smart?? Huh? Are u like a doctor or a profesionnal or soemthing? What does parissucksliterally mean, anyway?
& this idiotic bitch proves PSL right. It's "yeah," not "yeh," "you're," not "your", "you," not "u," "professional," not "profesionnal," & "something," not "soemthing." Seriously, when you feel resistance, stop the Q-Tip, & when it's time to go back to preschool, pay attention. For the good of humanity. Dear God, to think these imbeciles may actually breed one day ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:38pm.
Did someone take away your Nick Carter doll again?
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:41pm.
LCT, I just love the intelligence level of Paris fans. It explains everything!
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Oh yeh?? Who says your so smart?? Huh? Are u like a doctor or a profesionnal or soemthing? What does parissucksliterally mean, anyway?
Omfg!!! go girl! Seriously they sure think their something. go check the myspace picture of drama queen's. it will explain all of it!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:41pm.
LCT, I just love the intelligence level of Paris fans. It explains everything!
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Oh yeh?? Who says your so smart?? Huh? Are u like a doctor or a profesionnal or soemthing? What does parissucksliterally mean, anyway?
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:30pm.
Hey dramaqueen365247,
By the way i saw your fugly picture. You seriously think you can come on here and diss Paris?
& am I to assume you are actually a Hello Kitty doll?
TO answer your question, yes, you fucking cunt, I do think I can diss Paris, you, & every other shallow, idiotic, mentally challenged child who's bored of Christmas break & wants to find out what it's like to be a "big kid." Here's something you & the rest of you imbeciles will never get: beauty is truly only skin deep. Go back to day care, honey, & let the grownups talk.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Hey dramaqueen365247,
By the way i saw your fugly picture. You seriously think you can come on here and diss Paris?
That explains it all.
All of you must be fat and hideous and cheap trashbags.
thats why you come on here to make fun of Paris.
So you feel alittle better about yourself and your hideous problems.
Paris looks ten times better then you fugs.
Explains all of it!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:30pm.
Pfff, us 'normal' people can get sand on the inside of our vaginas and we don't run away crying. Suck it up Hilton, you labia.
Oh. my. gawd. I think I just fell in love. That was funny shit, LCT!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
i didn't write any lies about her. The press do and gossip sites. Like when they said she went to the pet store at Melrose and she never did. When they said she was preganant when she wasn't. And the lie about the Coco Villa club. Never met the guy she didn't even know he was there. She spent the whole time with her aunt kyle. You don't know the truth of her. You don't know anything about her. I only tell the truth and address the rumors. Thats all.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:41pm.
LCT, I just love the intelligence level of Paris fans. It explains everything!
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I'm almost willing to bet everyone on here defending Paris IS Paris.
Well, Paris, maybe if you stopped acting like such a self-righteous twat, people might have more respect for you.
Getting a new pose couldn't hurt either.
Who really cares about Paris, the irrelevant skank? She is a caustic piece of crap with multiple vadge holes from herpes sores having ate through.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
LCT, I just love the intelligence level of Paris fans. It explains everything!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
no fuckin way
WOW
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