Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!
Dot, I got some day-old Limburger if ya want it. It smells almost as bad as Paris Hilton's coochie!
I saw (dot) pick the fight with Lory too.
dot get over yourself.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Dot, your flipout just now justified my curiosity of the state of your mental health. That's all I'm saying.
"What's that, Missy? Sure, I'll join you!" *letting the door hit my big, fat, mom-jeans-covered ass on the way out*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:27pm.
Sugaroo you called me crazazay or whatever for telling Lori what I felt about the whole retarded 'mouse' crap.
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And there it is!
I didn't tell Lory anything, has-been. I don't know Lory. Please. Your act is beyond tired. Take it elsewhere.
*securing pink wig* *tapping little sock monkey gloves*
*practicing round house kick* *identifying target*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:27pm.
OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!
STILL, THIS THREAD LIIIIIVES!!!!!
Awww, po' wittle loons, they got nuthin' but time, huh?
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TELL NEYBURHUD WARTCH DARGS TO KEEP THUR BANGALOWS IN CHECKS!
Dot likes to believe people are calling her by a certain name which I won't mention. She accuses people of saying she's something they never said. Like she just did to us. She is in all probability the one who I won't name trying yet again to get attention.
Pathetic.
Sugaroo you called me crazazay or whatever for telling Lori what I felt about the whole retarded 'mouse' crap.
Then LCT acts like she knows shit about me by telling Angel_I to PM her about me?
This is the crap I'm TIRED of.
TIRED.
Sorry but I'm sick of people being unfairly accused of shit because *I* was last year and it SUCKED. So if I come off blustery it's because I've earned the right to be.
Carry on.
OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!
STILL, THIS THREAD LIIIIIVES!!!!!
Awww, po' wittle loons, they got nuthin' but time, huh?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:18pm.
& eating bacon right out of the package because her big, fat, mom ankles can't support a trip to the stove to cook it.
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Is it possible to get food poisoning when you're that large? It seems that at that point once food enters your mouth, it just scatters into the depth of fat cells and bypasses the stomach completely.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:23pm.
@ Carrot.
Disregard Dot or . or whatever.
I saw her pick a fight with Lory for no reason at all the other day. She's trying it here. Don't feed her.
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Ooooooooooh hahahahaha I know what this is about. It's about your 'look down' comment trying to sublty point out that I wrote 'suck' instead of 'such'.
Dot, I say this nicely, holy fuck. Paranoid much?
@ Carrot.
Disregard Dot or . or whatever.
I saw her pick a fight with Lory for no reason at all the other day. She's trying it here. Don't feed her.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:18pm.
Sugaroo and LCT,
If you have a beef with me. I don't know what I ever did to deserve it but if you do, come clean or please cut the crappola.
I've never ONCE picked a fight with either of you but if you want to go there...the gloves are ON.
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What are you talking about?
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:18pm.
Sugaroo and LCT,
If you have a beef with me. I don't know what I ever did to deserve it but if you do, come clean or please cut the crappola.
I've never ONCE picked a fight with either of you but if you want to go there...the gloves are ON.
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Excuse me? Where the hell did that come from? What is your issue?
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:18pm.
Sugaroo and LCT,
but if you want to go there...the gloves are ON.
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oh for fucks sake, Im going to smoke
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:17pm.
you are sick and digusting.
you don't wish death threats you bitch!
You dont know Paris.. you asshole!
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LOVE ANGELINA..... is that you?
Oh how I've missed you, you crazy unstable whackjob!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:16pm.
Down the aisle from the Michael Whordans.
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Next to the Kroirtcks!
ahhaaha! give it up gracefully girls -i guess it's too late for that.
but you must be girls (all the parislovers) because i sincerely hope that anyone over the age of 18 could not be so stupid, and continue making yourselves seem even more imbecilic than already proven.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:17pm.
if you werent the dumbest fuck on the planet youd know sockys joking.
DUMB FUCK!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:17pm.
You dont know Paris.. you asshole!
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And neither do you! How 'bout that!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:12pm.
I dare you. Post your pic. Let's see how much "material & beauty" (Seriously? What the fuck does that mean?) you have. Or are you a scared, ugly little girl? Or maybe even *gasp* a fat old woman in mom jeans?
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Eating butter-flavoured Crisco in her paisley muumuu?
& eating bacon right out of the package because her big, fat, mom ankles can't support a trip to the stove to cook it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Sugaroo and LCT,
If you have a beef with me. I don't know what I ever did to deserve it but if you do, come clean or please cut the crappola.
I've never ONCE picked a fight with either of you but if you want to go there...the gloves are ON.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:16pm.
im not giving you my link. cause i know paris personnally. plus you wont believe its me if i send a picture but dont send the link. i give you my link you will all make a bunches of requestest dissing my myspace. thats why i use hello kitty and not my picture. retard.
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-personnally
-makes a bunches
-requestest
I just don't even know what to say right now.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:14pm.
*approaching Paris with a couple of ShamWows & duct tape* *presses ShamWows to oozing & ready to burst HERP sore* *wrapping duct tape around Paris' head*
What?! What's that, Paris? You can't breathe? Oh, well..do as you always do when your airways are occupied...open your legs...
you are sick and digusting.
you don't wish death threats you bitch!
You dont know Paris.. you asshole!
substitute LOVEPARIS with itsparisbitch
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:15pm.
Do they sell those next to the Neikies?
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Down the aisle from the Michael Whordans.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:13pm.
And I am vintage, honey. Something you will never be.
Yeah, I'm sure the various STDs will prevent both a long life & ruin the material beauty.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:15pm.
I shot you an email, matey.
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Right-o, blokette!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:09pm.
LOVEPARIS, you make used tampons look smart.
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ooh ooh me next:
LOVEPARIS, you are dumber than that white dog poo from the 70's.
no, actually that white dog poo is pretty cool. you never see white dog poo anymore, ya know?
youre just the dumbest fucknut on the fucking planet, k?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
im not giving you my link. cause i know paris personnally. plus you wont believe its me if i send a picture but dont send the link. i give you my link you will all make a bunches of requestest dissing my myspace. thats why i use hello kitty and not my picture. retard.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:11pm.
and wear disgusting clothes from wal-mart or reabrook shoes.
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Do they sell those next to the Neikies?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:13pm.
What? Are you referring to the water I just spilled all over myself?
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I shot you an email, matey.
*approaching Paris with a couple of ShamWows & duct tape* *presses ShamWows to oozing & ready to burst HERP sore* *wrapping duct tape around Paris' head*
What?! What's that, Paris? You can't breathe? Oh, well..do as you always do when your airways are occupied...open your legs...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:12pm.
I dare you. Post your pic. Let's see how much "material & beauty" (Seriously? What the fuck does that mean?) you have. Or are you a scared, ugly little girl? Or maybe even *gasp* a fat old woman in mom jeans?
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Eating butter-flavoured Crisco in her paisley muumuu?
Hey, does anyone know where I can get some of those "reabrook" shoes???
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:10pm.
*whispering* LCT! Look down!
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What? Are you referring to the water I just spilled all over myself?
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:05pm.
oh so your old?
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It's "you're", not "your". And I am vintage, honey. Something you will never be. Also something you will never be: intelligent and educated.
And not seriously deluded.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:05pm.
and im not stupid like dramaqueen giving my myspace link.
Damn, if you're that afraid of anyone seeing your pic, you must be that mom-had-to-tie-pork-chops-around-your-neck-to-get-the-dog-to-play-with-you ugly.
I dare you. Post your pic. Let's see how much "material & beauty" (Seriously? What the fuck does that mean?) you have. Or are you a scared, ugly little girl? Or maybe even *gasp* a fat old woman in mom jeans?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:03pm.
I'm assuming you're referring to the picture on my myspace page. Unfortunately, I'm wearing sunglasses, or you could see that I have 2 eyes that work properly -- no wonk in sight. So, I figure I've got that going for me. I have a very good job, I own my own house, my own car, & I have a family I'm very proud of. & I did it on my own.
I'm already ahead of some disease-ridden skank who's used her grandfather's name to get ahead in life because she couldn't do it on her own.
she did get some money from her grandfather but she also earned some of her own more then her grandfather gave her from.. jewerly,shoe,purfume,shirts,pants,dresses,watches,hair-extension and dolls she designed
plus movies.. her cd
plus her modeling and 2 reality shows so shes done way more then you.
by the way she rather have a lazy eye then a fat rolled belly raggy hideous brown hair
and wear disgusting clothes from wal-mart or reabrook shoes.
her sunglasses are designer labeled not 2 dollar dollar general store junk. so there!!
again i win.
*whispering* LCT! Look down!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:07pm.
I try. & I think you're being unkind -- loveparis sullies the good name of tards.
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Good point. I should have been more considerate.
LOVEPARIS, you make used tampons look smart.
To the tards:
Paris and her ilk are spoiled, silver spoon fed brats. With so much money and so much time you'd think this fairy dust farting bitch could find time for the homeless/disabled/downtrodden but, no...she comes up with another reality show? The bitch is so self-aggrandizing it's beyond disgusting...it's fucking puke worthy.
This troglodyte cretin is a smear on the USA...she's an embarrassment...vile, sleazy and disgusting in every sense of the word. -And, what a sad message to our youth that this selfish, wonk-eyed cunt is parodied around as some cutsie wootsy 'role model'. *gag*
Fucking A, kiddos. Get a grip! Look to bigger, better role models. I'm not talking barbie. I'm talking memorize the constitution, admire REAL people worth admiring. Study history. Stop lamenting over a spoiled cunt who is only in the media because of MONEY.
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Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:03pm.
for your information we have a hobby. i like to go out with my friends shopping and dancing to music instead of licking up spots off the carpet with my tongue.
parisloves proably has a better job then you cause all the girls on the BFF show did. cause parisloves isn't being jealous and insecure. she is okay with herself cause she doesnt need to diss paris to make herself more happy.
Go parisloves!!
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who are you referring to when you say "we have hobbies"? your many personalities?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:05pm.
cause paris has material
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Paris has material? So she's a dressmaker now?
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:05pm.
oh so your old?
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Jesus Christ! Another dipshit who can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.
Just give up. You're making yourself look like suck a fucking idiot right now. I'm not even joking.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:02pm.
I try. & I think you're being unkind -- loveparis sullies the good name of tards.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Fuck beans this site needs an exorcism! I come back and the place has been overrun by herpy Paris Lovers?????? WTF
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 5:19pm.
DOLLHOUSE DUDE IS DEVASTATED!!! He ain't dancing around today.
cause paris has material and beauty and you all hate her cause you don't. I do. but you don't know who i am. and im not stupid like dramaqueen giving my myspace link.
you think paris was dumb for 4getting to lock her door?
your dumber putting out ur link of a fugly picture.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:01pm.
wow! u really are a doctor?
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Twelve years in post-grad and seven in practice. Now do you really want to go head to head with me? Seeing as yours is so empty, you could do with some new ideas
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oh so your old?