Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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she's WAY better than you.
Lucky for me she knows it!
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
booyah: Come join the (relatively) sane & fun people in the Blohan thread. There's nothing to see here. Move along. Moooooooooove along.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
That's correct she is a better person.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:16pm.
Paris only laughs at the sad jealous people. not everyone. bitch!
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Oh yes, that makes her a MUCH better person.
Still, she misses the obvious. Ah, irony.
I just read the whole thing, damn snowstorms. Before I go wash my eyes with bleach, I have to point out and ask, did anyone else get the irony of the response "Paris just laughs at everyone"? That should be on her tombstone.
If the bitch spent as much time feeding her dogs, no one would have to be on closet patrol, would they?
So does this mean that Benji really was here?
Paris only laughs at the sad jealous people. not everyone. bitch!
Sorry i need to get off and spend time with my besties.
TTYL
PARISLOVES
I hope to talk to you soon. Sweetheart.
PARISLOVES
When you get on here please make a request. I like to talk to you on aim. If you want.
I dont care what you say about my link or whatever. Im not adding you. i had to put it on here cause its the only way for Parisloves to get my link.
PARISLOVES.. send a request and ill show you something that will make your wish come true.
I love you for coming on here with me to help Paris with those sad losers!
Ill see if you are on tonight.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:18pm.
I'll be a loon for you, if you want... except I cannot support Paris... sorry.
*peeks in* No loons? It must be nap time. Or milk & cookies & milk time?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:05pm.
Your avie makes me yearn for Ireland.
==Eh? Is you being cryptic tonite Carroty or am I being dumb?
I heard from a reliable source that Paris is so fucking stupid, she thinks:
A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
"Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird.
Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
Anus is the Latin word for "yearly."
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
A condom is an apartment complex.
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
Douche is the Italian word for "twelve."
An enema is someone who is not your friend.
A Fallopian Tube is a part of a television set.
Cunnilingus refers to someone who can speak foreign languages.
A dildo is a variety of sweet pickles.
LOL, I just found these on some site called racoon.com, had to share! (I bet she really is that stupid though).
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:04pm.
Yeah, like a bucket of prawns left in the sun.
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Your avie makes me yearn for Ireland.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:59pm.
It would smell like seafood.
Yeah, like a bucket of prawns left in the sun.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:00pm.
Arbor Mist?! I'll bring the toast points!
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Don't forget the Beano. Last time you forgot and my couch still stinks!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:00pm.
Well, I WAS gonna make clams casino for dinner but not NOW. Thanks.....just thanks for that.
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You're welcome. The smell of seafood plus a casino is just Paris in a bottle.
Arbor Mist?! I'll bring the toast points!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:59pm.
They'd know because India would no longer smell like curry. It would smell like seafood.
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Well, I WAS gonna make clams casino for dinner but not NOW. Thanks.....just thanks for that.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:58pm.
Fucking STOP! You are KILLING me! AHAHAHAHHAHA!
I wonder if Paris Hilton ever went to India? How would they know? Her stench would just mix in with the stench of the air over there!
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They'd know because India would no longer smell like curry. It would smell like seafood.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:54pm.
Hey, I WARNED you that I'd just eaten Indian food. No one to blame but yourself.
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Fucking STOP! You are KILLING me! AHAHAHAHHAHA!
I wonder if Paris Hilton ever went to India? How would they know? Her stench would just mix in with the stench of the air over there!
hey now, I gots on mah snowflake fleece pull over and Ima drinkin' some Alize, Iz saved the Arbor Mist for Midnight toastin'!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:54pm.
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I'm happier than a pig in shit
That reminds me, gotta go out back and catch tonight's dinner. It's speshul, seeing as it's New Years and all.
Be right back
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:53pm.
Nice try. I'm not falling for that shit again, Carrot. I'm still Febreezing my nosehairs from the last time.
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Hey, I WARNED you that I'd just eaten Indian food. No one to blame but yourself.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:46pm.
Fuck the Mom-Jeans. I'm home early. It's fried-chicken stained, faded old black stirrup leggings underneath my nana's old housedress, one of my 48 cats curled up in my lap and a 32 oz Diet Coke "blessed" with some Wild Turkey. The Mom jeans are for goin' out!
I hear ya. Like my reabrooks. Them's my dress shoes! I, personally, am rocking a lovely 1970's-era sweat suit (only $.50 at the Goodwill! Wal-Mart is for sucks!)& sitting around being a jellis h8r because I'll never have the material & beauty like Paris. Or her super-cool followers. I'm also sucking on a little Cold Duck in preparation for tonights big doin's down to the Elk's Lodge! WOO-HOO!!!!! LIFE IS GOOD, ain't it?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:51pm.
I'm doing the 'dare you to smell my butt from all the way over here' pose.
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Nice try. I'm not falling for that shit again, Carrot. I'm still Febreezing my nosehairs from the last time.
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:49pm.
paris is my dreem gurl
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HAHAHAHA! perfecttiming dude :)
MIGRAINE SALLY ahahahahahhahaaa! well shiiit, I gots my mom jeans ready for tonight mama!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
i like my womin with sores cuz that meens the are ixperinced
I'm doing the 'dare you to smell my butt from all the way over here' pose.
@Dot. It's okay then. Let's move on and forget about it, okay?
Have a shot of my absinthe. It may kill you but you'll die happy!
paris is my dreem gurl
Sugaroo, we DID make up!
Good grief! -And I do defend you and others all the time. It's almost a knee-jerk reaction. I can't help myself. I just want everyone to get along. Is that so awful?
See this post:
http://dlisted.com/node/29932
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I didn't mean to stir up more drama. I guess I'm just overly sensitive about everyone getting pummeled with the mouse accusations and my heart is on my sleeve.
HAPPY POSES!
*does I ♥ Mah Boo pose*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:42pm.
Migraine Sally! Happy Almost New Year! Slide that your mom-jean-encased fat ass over & quit Bogarting the popcorn!
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Fuck the Mom-Jeans. I'm home early. It's fried-chicken stained, faded old black stirrup leggings underneath my nana's old housedress, one of my 48 cats curled up in my lap and a 32 oz Diet Coke "blessed" with some Wild Turkey. The Mom jeans are for goin' out!
"requestest"? Is that like whoever gets the most? Jesus, you truly do sully the good name of 'tard.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:39pm.
ParisLoves heres my link.
Im not adding any of the other losers. so if you think your making requestest im denying your request. this is for parisloves only.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto...
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You just shattered my heart into a million pieces. I hope you feel good about yourself.
itsparis, your link is busted, like you bitch
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Migraine Sally! Happy Almost New Year! Slide that your mom-jean-encased fat ass over & quit Bogarting the popcorn!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:35pm.
Lori and I made amends. I thought she was involved with the whole troll-mouse shit. I was wrong. I'm pretty sure I made that clear.
I got angry when a bunch of posters got 'listed' again as the infamous 'mouse' and I got pissed off and stood my ground. Sorry but that's me.
Sugaroo you were one of them on new and improved 'the list'. I stick up for you guys because I don't believe the bullshit. Sorry if that makes me a jerk. I won't stop standing up for people here though. Never. Well, except for the fantards. :\
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Dot, unless you made up with Lory behind the scenes, you didn't do it at all because her last post to you was furious. And thanks for standing up for me, if you did, but that whole Mouse thing was before my time and if people want to call me that then that's their lookout. I don't give a havarti.
But from what I've seen, YOU are the one to bring that name up and then people react to it, bringing in more haters and trolls who want to get in on the action. SO here's my advice: don't bring that name up again. I can tell you from talking to other people that not only do none of them give a flying fuck, some are beginning to think you are that person and keep screwing around to get attention.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:39pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I actually understood that.
And it made my Spell Check LOL!
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Well obviously, 'cause yours broke yesterday. Anything passes. Sort of like the blind man at the Iranian checkpoint.
ParisLoves heres my link.
Im not adding any of the other losers. so if you think your making requestest im denying your request. this is for parisloves only.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto...
LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:34pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I actually understood that.
And it made my Spell Check LOL!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Lists", "cootchie curtains", "herpes virus" and "stink".....Happy New Year! 2009 is gonna be awsum, I can feel it.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:37pm.
lets get back to the crab-infested herp sore known as Paris, shall we?
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I was just thinking, my lunch sure is missing something of the seafood variety.
lets get back to the crab-infested herp sore known as Paris, shall we?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Fuck, let's just call The Crazy One Voldemort from now on. Makes sense.
Lori and I made amends. I thought she was involved with the whole troll-mouse shit. I was wrong. I'm pretty sure I made that clear.
I got angry when a bunch of posters got 'listed' again as the infamous 'mouse' and I got pissed off and stood my ground. Sorry but that's me.
Sugaroo you were one of them on new and improved 'the list'. I stick up for you guys because I don't believe the bullshit. Sorry if that makes me a jerk. I won't stop standing up for people here though. Never. Well, except for the fantards. :\
*giggling maniacally*
Oh shit. This thread jumped back to life.
*grabbing some popcorn*
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:32pm.
TEH NAYBURHODE! SALVE TEH NAYBURHODE! WEAR REBOOKS AND NIEKIES AND ADDIDADASS' AND SKREEMS TO TEH OSHUNS!!!!
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HART DARGS IS YE'Z ONlEE FRUNDS NAAWWW! HEYD IN YUR CHIMBLEES CARSE THEYZ CARMING!
& Sugaroo shoots, she scores! She got in The One Who Will Not Be Named reference & stayed on topic by bringing it back to Paris. I'm impressed!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:27pm
TEH NAYBURHODE! SALVE TEH NAYBURHODE! WEAR REBOOKS AND NIEKIES AND ADDIDADASS' AND SKREEMS TO TEH OSHUNS!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!