David Beckham Makes Chuck Bass Pee Shy
Ed Westick's manpussy puckers for David Beckham, but he couldn't bring himself to talk to his wet dream maker when he ran into him at some event.
Ed tells Reveal Magazine (via Radar), "I was at this ball in New York that was so grand David Bowie was sitting at the next table and shook hands with George Clooney.Then I went to the toilet and there was David Beckham. I couldn't say anything, I just ran out. A friend tried to persuade me to say, 'Hello,' but I couldn't do it. It was ridiculous. But I had a Beckham t-shirt when I was a kid and he was the one I watched growing up. There have been a couple of times now that I've been in the same room as him, but I just can't go up to him. I can't do it."
Ed ran out of the bathroom, because it's kind of hard to piss with a boner. Note to Ed: break, shake and then piss. Also, Ed probably never goes up to Becks, because jizzing in his pants at first handshake would probably make a bad first impression.
Since we're on the subject of getting pee shy. I seriously hate pissing in a crowded bathroom with a line of dudes waiting their turn. It sounds sort of sexy in a sick fuck way, but it's far from it. It's the damn worst thing and almost nearly impossible. When I'm standing at a urinal with dudes waiting for me to hurry up and piss, nothing comes out. I try everything. I punch at my bladder, squeeze my peen hole, think of waterfalls and push for dear life. The latter can be dangerous, because sometimes when you're pushing for the piss, you accidentally let out an ass queef in front of everyone. And that's when you just have to zip up, flip everyone off and then run the fuck out of there before you further embarrass yourself anymore.
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Who or what is a Ed Westwick?
He is cute but really needs to grow a pair of balls.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What really happened:
"I was at his balls in New York and it was so grand David Bowie was sitting at the next table so I gave a handjob to George Clooney. Then I went to the toilet and there was David Beckham. I couldn't say anything, I just ran out."
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"I have a feeling we're in for lots of surprises." - Michael Scofield
isnt that the ugly guy from gossip girl? i never watch that show but ive seen a guy on it that looks just like him, flared nostrils n all
Are people being serious when they say this wanker is cute? He looks like a busted Jimmy Fallon (not saying he's cute either)...
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Who the hell is this guy and why should we care if his manpussy is hot for Becks?
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If the Beckhams are in attendence, the word you are looking for is 'tacky' sweetheart. The ball was tacky.
Cinderella here obviously confuses money with class or significance.
David Bowie is too charming and too much of a gentleman, but I bet he muttered something witty under his breath to Iman when these dicks walked in.
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Yeah! We know why he shied off... HA....
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who is this ed?
That was TMI Mk...hardcore!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:54pm.
Sorry if it's been said before but he looks like the lovechile of Joaquin Phoenix and Jimmy Fallon.
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He totally does! And they need to come get their baby and explain to him that he is very much so gay. Accept it before it destroys you!!
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Sorry if it's been said before but he looks like the lovechile of Joaquin Phoenix and Jimmy Fallon. And LMFAO@"manpussy puckers for" him =))=))
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Holy hell, this is quite possibly the funniest post I have ever read. I love you, MK. "Ass queef"!
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MK, my love, I was having such a bad day and you just made me laugh out loud (as usual) at the image of you farting, flipping everyone in the toilet line the bird and running out. haha
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MK, I believe it's called "Shy Bladder Syndrome". Don't ask me why I know it...
He looks like he's trying to sift noodles through his mouth. Doesn't he?
O! Too slow, Joe! Thanks, snow:)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:33pm.
Who the hell IS this?
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For reals.
Every time I pass this I think: Well, I know who LANCE Bass is - but who's this guy?!
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EvilShoe he's from Gossip Girl! where ya been!?!?!? LOL ;P I only watched that crap fest a few times and gave up on it.
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:29pm.
"Poppie got a little sloppy."
Seinfeld times, anyone??
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Ha! Ha! I carry hand sanitizer in my handbag..in case I got "fwends" eatin' with me.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Who the hell IS this?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:49pm.
"Poppie got a little sloppy."
Seinfeld times, anyone??
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
"The ball" was so "grand..."
Gay, gay, gay, gay.
And there is no perjorative there, Wanda.
Jussaying.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:44pm.
Pauly: "grand" ; "toilet" !?!?!?!? I mean come on Vadge, I mean Gwyn, I mean Ed.
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*titter*
If Madge starts dating baseball player, is she going to start grabbing her she-junk and spitting chew all over the sidewalk in Brooklyn?
What is the attraction here? He is no hottie.
I'm sorry kids, but this trick is NOT sexy. Besides being a boy and not a man....he has the oddest mouth. Like he had a Hare lip corrective surgery just last week.
Not feeling it.
he doesn't have an accent on gg though? right? I had no idea he was British or Robert Unicorn Dude either.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I too hate peeing when other guys walk into the bathroom. Why can't they knock first?!
man up, untuck your peen and let the golden showers flow...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
I can understand why that would be embarrassing for him. One celeb running into another in the men's room with his namesake t-shirt on. But the older you get, you just learn to deal with those ackward situations of life. He should have just started laughing and said: Hey man, like my shirt!
Lots of people talking, but few of them know. The soul of a woman was created below.--Led Zeppelin.
Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:51pm.
Boys are lucky they can stand up to pee. I refuse to use public restrooms. Also I don't get the David Beckham love. He's just not that hot to me. =/ Ed Westwick's nice though.
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If you're English and into footie, it makes sense to love him I suppose, then again, it might also make sense to hate him when he failed his country at times (France, 98 comes to mind.)
Ed probably has fonder memories of Becks though, when he 'alone' qualified England for the Euros and such.
Boys are lucky they can stand up to pee. I refuse to use public restrooms. Also I don't get the David Beckham love. He's just not that hot to me. =/ Ed Westwick's nice though.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
It's cute he gets starstruck.
It isn't cute to talk toilet chat times though.
Un-Grand.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
*crossing little sock monkey arms and tapping foot* *clearing throat sound* Hmmmm...Somebody forgot to wash their hands before they left the loo.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I totally get stage fright if people are waiting for me...it sucks.
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MK has nailed one of the mysteries of male life. At a sporting event or concert, guys use the stalls just so they don't have to perform while a bunch of guys wait in line, trying not to look but wishing the pisser would hurry the hell up.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:40pm.
Is Ed Westick a limey? Or just pretentious?
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A pretentious limey he is.
Pauly: "grand" ; "toilet" !?!?!?!? I mean come on Vadge, I mean Gwyn, I mean Ed.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Or maybe a cock-punch...
MK is the most graphic person i 'know'. i swear! ;|
"I try everything. I punch at my bladder, squeeze my peen hole, think of waterfalls and push for dear life. The latter can be dangerous, because sometimes when you're pushing for the piss, you accidentally let out an ass queef in front of everyone." ==> Hahahaha, so true!!!
PPRRETTEEEENNTTTIIIOOUUUSSSS piece of snow. He needs a good blap in the eyeball.
Is Ed Westick a limey? Or just pretentious?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(