Do Your Part: Hug A Sad Little Lesbian
If you're ever walking down the street and spot a sad little gayelle, it's your duty as a citizen of this planet to hug her like you would a 9" peen. Because nobody wants to see lesbian with the sads. That's exactly what HoHan did while she was having coffee with SamRo in some parking lot in Los Angeles the other day. And you know HoHan was thinking of 9" peen. And SamRo sort of looks like a dirty peen with that black stocking cap, so this helped out HoHan even more.
Speaking of SamRo's ensemble, does it mean that I'm turning lesbian because I think SamRo's boots are kind of hot? Maybe I am turning lesbian, because I was really excited to go shopping at fucking Home Depot yesterday. If you see me get wet over The L-Word, immediately turn on a CeCe Peniston song to turn me gay again.
Here's SamRo and HoHan hugging in a parking lot the other day. I also threw in some pictures of HoHan leaving the salon yesterday with a dude who has obviously been rifling through SamRo's dirty laundry.
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Lohan is a "Gay for Pay". I gotta say...she plays her part well. When Lohan leaves, she's taking the coke and the clothes.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yes it is PSL but don't forget, they come pre panty puddinged and with bad tuna scent for an additional fee.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:35pm.
M.E., people's love
is not to entertain you.
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Um...hello? I do believe THIS love is, at least partly, for our entertainment. They need to fight more or something...I guess this battle with Michael could be better too...
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They are both REALLY skinny and I'm still not convinced Sam isn't a dude. There is a clear bulge in her jeans!
Lohan's stupid leggings go for $150...that is a pretty expensive stocking stuffer.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:35pm.
Yes. Technically, stocking stocking-stuffers.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
M.E., people's love is not to entertain you.
Embrace it. They are happy. Everyone needs love.
sheeps: stocking stuffers? LOL maybe that's what Sam has in her pants.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Sam is waaaaaaaaaaaaay to skinny.
Blohan is getting coke thin again too.
When is this gayelle faux love going to end. I'm bored.
No idea if this is true, but I heard on the news that Lohan leggings sold very well as stocking stuffers. If true, this doesn't bode well. It means Lohan is going to turn into a wanna-be Olsen.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
she really looks like a dickhead in that hat.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:27pm.
did sam get a mini penis implant?
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She borrowed it from Chynna.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:27pm.
did sam get a mini penis implant?
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hahahah..You know you totally made me look, right?
yeah, MK, I think youre a gayelle, we all like LiHo's boots, but Sam's?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
did sam get a mini penis implant?
All SamRo needs to complete her look is a "GOT JELLY?" tee-shirt. Love Lindsay's boots though.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:17pm.
I can't hate on those boots though.....I would knock that skinny bitch over for those boots
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You grab the right one and I'll grab the left, then we'll work out a 50/50 custody arrangement.
Why am I so repulsed by these two scumbags?
I can't hate on those boots though.....I would knock that skinny bitch over for those boots
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
I abosolutely despise the fake Hipster look that all three of these foolios seem to be sporting.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Does Sam have penis bulge?
Listening to CeCe Peniston makes me want to be a gay dude.
OT: hugging sad little lesbians is only ok in that part of the country,
not in anywhere in the tri state area.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
These two bitches are way too skinny!! I never liked HoHans thunder thighs from back in the day but bitch has gone too far and her legs are far too twiggy. She seems to be taking it easy on the tanning these days though.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
AAHH, I didn't know it was hug a lesbian day. I better go find my female gays and hug them.
BTW, yes you are turning lesbo if you like those boots. Those right there are bull dyke boots.
i fucking LOVE Lindsay's boots.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Lord, that sam chick is so fuckin ugly. Hohan needs to do something with that nasty fraggle rock hair.
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
It's funny how SamRo only came onto the scene when the paps completely lost interest in Lindsay.
When the movie roles stopped, she became Britney Mark 2. When it became painfully obvious that nobody really cared how much she drank, or how much coke she snorted - just like nobody cared about her movies, LiLo brought out her ARE THEY AREN'T THEY? lesbian friend.
The media attention picked up a little, until the paps remembered that Lindsay is boring as hell and that Britney photos draw in more money. Remarkably, it was around this time that Lindsay and Sam went public!
Aww, bless.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Maybe Lindsay's going on a date with that guy - SamRo has finally given in, but she still feels all sad about it. LiLo's telling her - it's ok. I only like to have sexy times with boys - it's YOU I LOVE!;p
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Why can't I see dear old Dad stalking them?
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I think Lindsay gets a LOT of stuff free. She's always in the media, making her a pretty excellent billboard.
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
why are the gays sad? are they breaking up? whatever. the sammy boots are hot, but the gay needs to tie the bitches, and pull the jeans bottoms out to cover the top of the boot. there's no need to go overboard with the bulldyke look.
It's a seamless transition. From SamRo to SamRo looking dude.
Lindsay is so hither there.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:56am.
angel_i, I'm sorry about what happened last night. I think the Green Glo condom had a negative effect on my doodle. It became sad.
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It's ok, hunny. I fell asleep anyway:)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
These two are starting to nauseate me. SamRo needs to realize how much she is becoming a mere show piece and getting her chain pulled here.
Even if Lindsay thinks it is real, I am convinced it's just a phase. Why flaunt it so much?
You don't see Cynthia and Rojo acting this way.
At least SamRo is getting some cash. I guess there are minor pluses.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:44am.
looks like SamRo is packing some walnuts in her sack
True dat. And Lilo has droopy booty in the leggings.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
My gay uncle introduced me to Cece Peniston. She was featured on many a mix tape I made in the early 90s, along with Betty Boo, C & C Music Factory, Crystal Waters, and La Bouche. SamRo doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in a post with a musical great like CeCe!
A Hot B more Bitch
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:55am.
I preffer to believe that HoHan is a prostitute.
$3million is not alot after taxes , paying your manager or agent and living in the city. Plus those bags are like $2,000 each
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
With a chanel full of drugs, lilo has to carry her junk in her hands.
angel_i, I'm sorry about what happened last night. I think the Green Glo condom had a negative effect on my doodle. It became sad.
Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:52am.
what is Hohan working on?? How can she afford Chanel ??
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Her sugar mama allegedly makes 3 mil a year, so maybe she's bankrolling the designer gear.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I don't think it's a consolation hug. I think it's a thank-you hug for an eight ball left in a Christmas stocking.
Somebody needs to feed this sad little lesbian. Even Lilo has more meat on her bones...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
what is Hohan working on?? How can she afford Chanel ??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
What I don't understand is why these celeb hos carry these ginormous purses, but always have their hands full of junk.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:47am.
oh! i thought she was just happy to see HoHO!
:D
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PS: Love them both.
Michael lohan needs to take the dildo out of his ass and stfu
I have no idea why we watch these people anymore. Or why they're featured on MySpace either! So many awesome profiles up there and LILO's is featured. So bizarre, this world...
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singing, finally it's happen to me right in front of my face..... for MK
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWRN0aq2c
Is that guy's head real? It looks like somebody just stuck it on his body.
@Hysteria: That's her strap-on.