Do Your Part: Hug A Sad Little Lesbian
If you're ever walking down the street and spot a sad little gayelle, it's your duty as a citizen of this planet to hug her like you would a 9" peen. Because nobody wants to see lesbian with the sads. That's exactly what HoHan did while she was having coffee with SamRo in some parking lot in Los Angeles the other day. And you know HoHan was thinking of 9" peen. And SamRo sort of looks like a dirty peen with that black stocking cap, so this helped out HoHan even more.
Speaking of SamRo's ensemble, does it mean that I'm turning lesbian because I think SamRo's boots are kind of hot? Maybe I am turning lesbian, because I was really excited to go shopping at fucking Home Depot yesterday. If you see me get wet over The L-Word, immediately turn on a CeCe Peniston song to turn me gay again.
Here's SamRo and HoHan hugging in a parking lot the other day. I also threw in some pictures of HoHan leaving the salon yesterday with a dude who has obviously been rifling through SamRo's dirty laundry.
BORING
I love, love, LOVE Cece Peniston!!
sammantha looks disgusting and gross! lindsay should date a termite instead.
I love HoHan's boots and the way she dresses in general,she has style and is very pretty.I do not like the way SamRo dresses at all but her boots are ok.That dude HoHan was with dresses just like SamRo which is creepy but he is hot.
And the fighting has to stop,you are ruining MK's site.If I was him I would ban the people that keep it up.I do not care how long you have been on here,you should be shown the door for ruining his site with your constant squabbling.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Look at that ass! She's the best SamRo will ever have.
At 3:15 PM in LA today it was a frigid 73 degrees with sunny skies. Get those hats, coats and boots on.
Damn. They both look so tiny standing next to that Navigator. Together they probably weigh 130 pounds soaking wet.
Aww.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:00pm.
Jill from Just Jared gets a mention and Cliniqua but then they read my site and got me banned from Just Jared. Ah, whatta ya gonna do?
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I haven't been. Hmm. Maybe I wasn't troll-ish enough over there.
hohan got some ugly taste in boots.
Morbidosity: I couldn't agree more.
PS: I love your avie
I like Lindz's boots too, but they probably cost as much as my rent. They probably made up because of the coked out scream fest they had the night before. Good for them.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:50pm.
Are you Miss Bliss? What do you look like? Have pic?
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Ha! I just put my pic up as the background, actually:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I miss the days when it was mostly gossip and celeb bashing on here. I know thats its imposible to always agree but we have to keep the subject matter in mind. Why not trash these whores instead of each other? Seriously, all of these fits are taking the fun out of the comment section.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Can you guys get back to putting out some of the best snark I've ever read?!. I'm not good at it, so please?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:54pm.
Jill from Just Jared gets a mention and Cliniqua but then they read my site and got me banned from Just Jared. Ah, whatta ya gonna do?
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BWAHAHAH! didn't you know? we're ALL banned from JJ! they believe we're SATAN.
btw, i forgot the ON topic:
SamnRo: Linds, don't leave me!
HoHan: but i found myself a new sugar da... LOVE!
SamRo: well, at least, can i have the keys to the house, the credit cards and the car back?
HoHan: what?? i can't hear youuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Fuck me running. The ass monkey alts from the powder room REALLY have taken over out here too.
ON TOPIC: SamRo needs a real meal.. not just tuna.
* outta here** slams door*
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Patty Duke
We need LoLo back....
*dials Boswalla*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Damn, real life is calling. Gotta go. I'll probably cover this debacle on here if someone tells me where to look. Like I say in October, not into the celebrities but the commenters on the gossip blogs. Jill from Just Jared gets a mention and Cliniqua but then they read my site and got me banned from Just Jared. Ah, whatta ya gonna do?
SamRo is kicking my comfortable little world right in the noogies. Where the fuck is your tennis shoes and t-shirt girl? I can't handle how she keeps re-inventing herself.
Those boots probably double how much she weighs.
LiLo is awful dang skinny these days---vegan diet? I still have trouble believing she's not simply a sapphic temp, but SamRo is my imaginary BFF--no doubt about her unambigious and permanent preferences. Sam, let's go to guitar center and look at turntables and headphones sometime!... LiLo can check out silk scarves and purses while we look at gadgets. Afterwards, I'll have a burger and you can tell me how bad it is morally and nutritionally.
Realistically, don't think its gonna happen. Maybe if I lived in LA--I could find a tiny rambler for $750,000...
i fucking LOVE Lindsay's boots.
Me too. I gotta have 'em. I wish Payless would create a $ 29.99 knockoff version.
OK, OK, ENOUGH M.E. AND SUGAROO.
stop with the name calling, M.E. Sugaroo is cool. LCT is cool. You CAN'T live in fear of everyone being THAT person.
Can we stick together in order to have the site back to what it was?
I'll let you know who's cool and who's not.
But no more name calling. I know you and you're better than that.
@Sugaroo: sorry for not scrolling down. M.E. is good people, she gets the worst of her to come out, because of the stuff that happened. It's a nightmare to think it can happen again.
@AT the ones who DARED ask what PURPLE DRANK IS...
shame on you.
it's our weapon of choice.
The nectar of the gods
It gives you the urge of going out there, in the middle of the night, purchase a pink wig at your local sex shop and run thru gas station thru gas station.
Side effects may include shaving your head and attacking cars with umbrellas.
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Are you Miss Bliss? What do you look like? Have pic?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:34pm.
This whole circus is absolute bullshit. Anyone who engages a troll should be ashamed and anyone who creates an alt for reasons other than to be funny (eg FLO) should be ashamed.
MK should lock down this site like he did the forum until everyone stops shitting their knickers.
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Afuckingmen to that. It is so tiresome to sift through pages & pages of 'mouse this' and 'troll that' just to get to the funny. Some nut is enjoying themselves waaaayyyy too much over this crap. I am wondering if Dlisted will ever get back to normal again. It's a total shame to see such a great blog go down the shitter because of a few psychos. MK needs to whoop some ass with a nettiquette rule book.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
deal. my name here.com. It's all referenced to Dlisted anyway. I do product reviews (junkie/whore) and my twisted take on celeb gossip. Not for profit or anything just fun with some money saving tips thrown in, that's all.
Oh, please Blowhan and Sammy-boy (The 30 year-old boychick). Phony bitches.
DO pretend to ignore the pappz that are 2 feet away, snapping photos of this allegedly spontaneous moment of "genuine" affection.
@SICKKITTEN:
I'm sorry, hunny! To be honest, I wasn't sure what you were up to...you came at a time when lots of peeps were posting one-liners just to spam this place. I thought you might be one of them...but I've since seen that you're totally not.
Actually, that's what I'm doing this holiday - is checking out some other cool peeps on the net for a change - MK stole my heart and I started ignoring everyone else.
I'll tell you what? Let's trade!
You go see LisaNova and/or WHAT THE BUCK? on YouTube and I'll pour over your blog like the sweet honey that I am:)
PS. I'll go anyway:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
this is ridiculous
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
God, you guys didn't even have a genuine reason to argue this time.
*slams door*
Maybe you did but just found the Canadian stuff boring.
Love you angel but you never did give me a shout on my (not for profit or anything) blog re: celebs and tips about prods & saving $$$. It's silly but would love a visit some time.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:16pm.
Sugaroo, trust me. If you had gone thru what M.E. went thru because of some troll, you'd be checking under your bed at night..
You know I'll stand by you, but the troll has been fucking with you as well. There is only ONE way to get rid of that vermin..
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Farrah, a troll can only fuck with you if you let it. M.E. is always too defensive and if she keeps it up, she's going to have a real problem on here. No, I don't know what she has been through, but that doesn't give her the right to slam Pauly just because he stated his opinion in a nice way. M.E. is really good for voicing her own opinions but when someone returns the favor,
she comes back with name-calling and swears. Not, in my opinion, a mature or adult way to act.
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Wow, and now you are threatening me?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:37pm.
Santa brought me Dexter, seasons 1 & 2!!!!
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Yay for you!
Santa brought me nuthin:( But he brought stuff for my little girl! To which she responded: I know Santa's not real but can I just believe in him anyway?
I said: SHURE! That's what the rest of us do! =D
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:37pm
YEP!!!!
I will put back up my other one eventually, but these are rare photos of him as pedo bait.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Migraine!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥
Have you hugged your gayelle today?
Brandi: is that y'allz boo as a youngster?
and do you know when the next Dexter comes out on dvd? S3?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Hi DRAMA!
Hi angel_i!
Hi EVERYONE!
Santa brought me Dexter, seasons 1 & 2!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Anderson lover, premature ejaculation isn't such a surprise if you're me.
You know it's coming before you even get a boner.
I've learned to love it. Pauly juice for everyone!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:33pm.
Yeah? What is purple drank?
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Why, it's Britney's favourite cocktail, I do believe! (ha! A bar just opened near me called The Cock and Tail!)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
EastEnd, nobody really cares about the squabbles that go on here. Just glide over them because everyone will be tight in the end. Blah. Easier than going after trolly relatives, I guess.
Mah cupcakes bring all the hwores to the yard....
Some have teh majic sprinkkles and teh majic super speshul "ingredient"....ganjatizah!
It's a crap shoot, so suit up and eat a cupcake, hug a wall and earn the PURPLE DRANK -stache...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:19pm.
Farrah on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:13pm.
M.E. likes to play the perpetual victim on here. Meh. She is very defensive.
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Sugaroo, trust me. If you had gone thru what M.E. went thru because of some troll, you'd be checking under your bed at night..
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I agree with Farrah!
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Me three.
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Sorry Snow. How do I word the 'da da da da da da da asian theme?
This whole circus is absolute bullshit. Anyone who engages a troll should be ashamed and anyone who creates an alt for reasons other than to be funny (eg FLO) should be ashamed.
MK should lock down this site like he did the forum until everyone stops shitting their knickers.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
How precious, another smackdown. Well, hi and bye everyone. I see this place hasn't changed at all in two days.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Yeah? What is purple drank?
Bradi! Happy New Year! I'll take a cupcake, please!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:29pm.
Everybody was troll-fu fighting
LOL now I'm singing that to myself....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Hi-Ya! *karate slashes and kung fu moves*
What's purple drank?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:29pm.
HUGZ FOR EVERYONE, FREE HUGZ.....
HUGZ & CUPCAKES!
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YAY! AND COOKIES! AND SOME PURPLE DRANK!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)