JLo & Skeletor's Divorce Duet
Now this is what I expect from a JLo divorce announcement! Some fucking drama. Gatecrasher says that on this coming Valentine Day's, JLo will join Skeletor onstage at Madison Square Garden in NYC where they will sing a farewell duet together and announce their divorce to everyone. That's if anyone is still in the audience. When JLo takes the stage to sing live, I'm sure thousands of bitches will either run for the door or find a sharp object to stab at their ears with.
JLo and Skeletor announced she was knocked up with the Dragon Tales Twins at one of their concerts in Miami, so she feels this is a fitting way to announce that their marriage is worm meat. A friend of JLo's said, “Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet." Um. It will be all bitter and no sweet since JLo is planning to sing live. The woman has a voice like a chihuahua after debarking surgery.
I know Wanda Sykes doesn't want me to call things "gay", but this shit is gayer than gay! JLo and Skeletor announcing their divorce through song?! I believe it, because this is definitely something gay ass JLo would do. Bitch thinks she's in some goddamn Rodgers & Hammerstein musical.
Not only will JLo sing a farewell song to Skeletor, but she will also be singing a farewell song to relevance.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:56am.
Drama Queen to the nth degree.
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I totally agreee....*cue music to J Lo's "Waiting for Tonight"*...
In full drama complete with fake tears....bitch will grab the microphone and screech..
Like a movie scene
In your sweetest dreams
You actually pictured us together.
*insert maniacal laugh HERE*..forever..
Now I use my hips
& my butt fat filled lips
To find someone even better...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:11pm.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't even notice. Then, like, 8 months later I'm gonna say: OMG They're divorced?!?! When did THAT happen?!
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And then you'll be sad right? You have to be pretend-sad at some point in this whole kuffuffffufufufle. I'm trying to find the best place to cry into my piss-pants. Bathtub?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:10pm.
J.Lo is a fucking monster, who fucks a monster..
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LOL! PSL! Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel about these two. Morning!
Ha ha ha! Monster. I wonder if she tries to eat her taco flavored babies!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:06pm.
How is this a surprise now? Who, exactly, is gonna be surprised?
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I'm going to PRETEND to be surprised
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't even notice. Then, like, 8 months later I'm gonna say: OMG They're divorced?!?! When did THAT happen?!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
J.Lo is a fucking monster, who fucks a monster..
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:06pm.
How is this a surprise now? Who, exactly, is gonna be surprised?
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I'm going to PRETEND to be surprised, and cry into my piss-pants when they announce it. I'll hole up in my house for three days singing "My Love Don't Cost A Thing" while sewing sequins to everything I own. Oh wait, I don't have to do that last part. It's already done.
What kind of demonic filth does she have on him that would force him to actually share a MUSICAL stage with her? Even though his appearance might lead one to rapidly think back through every zombie film viewed for survival tips.... the man can sing and entertain!
Jennifer Lopez would barely get a single clap in a seedy karaoke bar at the end of the night!
--thanks awfully--
How is this a surprise now? Who, exactly, is gonna be surprised?
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:53am.
i somehow cannot (or maybe i just refuse to) picture these two doing the "dirty-dirty".
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:01pm.
I lurves you too, Sock. And I pity the troll who gets all up in your stuffing with me around. I'll shank a beesh.
xo
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:58am.
Pauly Shore: LOL no, it's name I was once called that means white chick and it stuck, get it like a dime piece LOL
what about you? are you literally Pauly Shore ;o LOL
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Snow piece. For a white person. I think I might make that a part of my vocabulary from now on. Is it vulgar? Will I get slapped if I call a big fat white man a jolly overweight snow man?
Literally Pauly Shore. Well, let's put it this way. I like cavemen.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:55am.
Speaking of idiomatic expressions...
Because of my love for you, I now feel guilty telling dumb ho's to "stick a sock in it."
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Aawwww! *wrapping little sock monkey arms around your neck*
*sock monkey hug & smooch* Me lurves you, jiggywiddit!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Pauly Shore: LOL no, it's name I was once called that means white chick and it stuck, get it like a dime piece LOL
what about you? are you literally Pauly Shore ;o LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Drama Queen to the nth degree.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:53am.
Speaking of idiomatic expressions...
Because of my love for you, I now feel guilty telling dumb ho's to "stick a sock in it."
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
I love Wanda.
Sometimes I refer to things as "gay" as a compliment. I guess Wanda would let that slide.
I guess Marc Anthony is now just another skeleton in JLo's closet.
Neither of them is relevant IMHO.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:40am.
i dunno...i still wonder how skeletor managed to impregnate her in the first place.
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I read somewhere it was with a diamond encrusted turkey baster...cause she's klassy and all that shit. And something tells me she'd break his bones if they actually did the "dirty-dirty."
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I seriously doubt Skeletor is ok with this divorce. Isn't he supposed to be a controlling nutjob freakshow of a husband?
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:28am.
This CAN'T be for real, can it?
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Could be real. Musicians do this shit all the time, maybe not onstage at MSG.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I can't get tickets. This is a primo event. To bid farewell to these two blowhards is worth it if the price was within my budget.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Good lawrd look at those O faces...
edit: Hi snowpiece!
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
No More Taco Flavored Kisses for Skeletor? How sad.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Morning, MK and Gang!
You think they'll break out with that country song: Going to the big D, and don't mean Dallas?
i dunno...i still wonder how skeletor managed to impregnate her in the first place.
If the world ignored Jlo and her stupid life, would she please please please go away?
As much as I despise these two, this makes me (slightly) sad only for the Dragon Tales Twins. Otherwise, I wouldn't give a rat's behind.
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snowpiece, can you explain your name to me? Is it meant to literally mean, a piece of snow?
happy morning Sally! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Hey Migraine! I'm glad Christmas is over.
I agree that this has to be complete bullshit. But by getting the rumor out, it could help ticket sales.
They should stick together and be the Puerto Rican Steve & Edie.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is indeed magical.
Also, people holding microphones up to their faces look silly.
Jlo was so bitter after the Ben debacle. Skeletor has been her little show donkey. Now she'll take the dinosaur twins and fly away to some hag cave. Dint ever seem like a good match.
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Good Morning Hookers!!!!
and did you all have a very merry holiday?
I have no comment for this foolery....
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
The only reason I believe this could possibly be true is because it's a genius (yet incredibly desperate) way to sell tickets to a concert. And JLo loves the attention.
She wanted the twins to prove she wasn't as hollow as people thought and he needed the challenge of chasing and conquering. Neither was proven. *shrug*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
**Rolls eyes, makes jacking-off motion with hand**
Not believing it.
bbbbbut, this is true love...how can they annonce they're getting a divorce....
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
This CAN'T be for real, can it?
I doubt this shit is true. Jlo is an odious bitch and something tells me that Skeletors tail chasing ways have got the bitch really angry and bitter.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I hope this is not true..not about the divorce but about announcing it while singing..that is seriously UNCOOL
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Happy Holidays
This is the most stupid thin ever. Why do I hate J.Lo so much?? Maybe is because she makes us real Puerto Rican look like a bunch of tacky idiots to the world. I hate her.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Im so depressed (not about these two) DAMN isn't there any good gossip?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
<"JLo will join Skeletor onstage at Madison Square Garden in NYC where they will sing a farewell duet together and announce their divorce to everyone.">
Lauren Bacall famously tore TommyGirl a new one for using his personal life as publicity and not separating the personal from the professional. She called him "sick" and "vulgar". This is going to kill that old broad.
This is going on my list of "Things I Don't Give A Fuck About." It's a pretty long list, actually.
Could this fuckery possibly be true? What kind of morally bankrupt, attention starved, media whores would announce their div...oh...ok...nevermind.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Well, regardless of whether or not this duet happens, the split will. I beleive that Skeletor was nothing but a rebound marriage from the Bennifer debacle and him hooking up with Garner and knocking her up so fast.
Nice job J-Lo...Skeletor should have not have deserted his first wife for this high maintenance beotch.
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BULLSHIT, THIS BITCH IS FUCKIN CRAZY! CHOLA SLUT.
seriously? what the fuck is wrong with people (if it's true) twin babies and all the money in the world? I know I could be VERY happy with my man under those circumstances.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Wow, J. Lo can't keep a man? Shocking. You know, because of all of her other loooong relationships...
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Ugh, this is not what my head needs right now.