Shocking! Somebody Else Hates Heather Mills!
Heather Mills' former nanny has joined the long list of people who can't stand the cunt and would give anything to beat her down with her fake leg. Seriously, if Heather got a leg for every time someone said they hated her ass....
Sara Trumble has filed a complaint with an employment tribunal claiming Heather Mills is a cunt to work for and forced her to do a bunch of shit that was beyond her regular duties. Sara said that after Heather's divorce from Paul McCartney, she had to work long hours, blow dry Heather's hair every morning at 7:30 and spray tan her one-legged ass once a week.
Okay, the spray tanning part couldn't have been that bad. I mean, she only had to spray one leg, so it probably took less time than usual. And if Sarah hated Heather so much, she could have taken out her frustrations while blow drying her hair. I would have accidentally shoved the blow dryer up her ass while it was on high. It was an accident!
Heather's side says that Sara is just out for cash and she was hired to be a nanny and a housekeeper. Heather claims after Sara came back from maternity leave, her hours were changed to accommodate her new baby. Heather also gave Sara some of her daughter's hand-me-downs and also took her on some beach vacation. She's so fucking generous.
So Heather is accusing Sarah of pulling a "Heather Mills"? How damn ironic.
You know, if you agree to take a job from Heather Mills, you should know that you're basically working for Satan's cunt. You should also be okay with the word "cunt" becoming a regular part of your vocabulary. When you work for Heather Mills, you will become one with the word "cunt." You will fall in love with the word. Heather should put that in the damn contract. Shit. Maybe I should work for the cunt. That's a word I would love to say all day and all night. I would especially love to whisper it into Heather's fugly ear while I "blow dry" her hair. Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
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Not for the first time, I am in complete agreement. Cunt!
I understand she was hired as a nanny but even if she was also hired as a housekeeper as Mills says,blow drying hair and spray tanning has nothing to do with that job .She needs to hire a personal assistant/handmaiden.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Dread Pirate Heather is nasty to the help? Quelle shockée!
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The pegleg jokes never get old, they're like fart jokes...I LOVE em! Oh yeah and Rose McGowan made the one leg thing a lot hotter.
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Dread Pirate Heather Miller better save her money, because NO MAN is going to go anywhere near her bitchy, psycho gold-digger ass.
McCartney was her last, and most profitable marriage.
*one-legged joke*
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Her skank skin is the same color as her hair.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Prolly made the bitch curtsy when entering or leaving her presence. Why would anyone work for this slag?
I used to work for Brits, and they are VERY into tanning. I think it's because they live in a cloudy country where everyone is naturally pale. These girls I worked with used to go to the beach and turn themselves into lobsters.
Great photo MK! You really outdid yourself!
I'd give anything to hear that crazy reporter from several months back say "Bitch got sued!" on the air....
Spray-tanning one leg, lol.
Did they spray the fake one too?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:04am.
She is missing a leg, not an arm! Bitch needs to spray her own damn self and dry her own nat nest.
I second that emotion, Shoe.
Also, skanks know what they're getting into when they sign on to work for celebrities. If you don't want to wipe their bottoms, don't take the job.
It's called "employment at will" and it works both ways.
Argh.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Oh why put that cunt on your website? If you dont report her shit, just maybe, the bitch will go away.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:23am.
Heather Mills is truly awful people. How Paul Mac ever fell for the okey-doke, I'll never know. She must be a helluva actress.
That is a question for the ages. I'm sure Paul was very vulnerable after Linda died.
And I'll bet that sociopath Heather IS quite the actress, and played her part in order to get her man, (and his millions). But then once she got the ring on her finger, and a baby with Paul, she dropped the act, or Paul began to see through it. I feel badly that Beatrice is being raised by this harpie.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Heather Mills is truly awful people. How Paul Mac ever fell for the okey-doke, I'll never know. She must be a helluva actress.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Sara Trumble is cutting herself a piece of cunt money. I'd go for it too.
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Damn! And I thought I had some terrible jobs in the past. . .
Cunt and Cock are my favorite insult words!
She is missing a leg, not an arm! Bitch needs to spray her own damn self and dry her own nat nest.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:33am.
Have you noticed that Mah Boo looks like Heath Ledger in Albatross' avie?
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Dick happens! - MK
When you work for the Devil you should not be shocked to be shit on.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
The fact that Paul McCartney married this monster makes me not like him.
*revving up my chainsaw a la Leatherface*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Satan has MANY cunts in his employ...
"You know, if you agree to take a job from Heather Mills, you should know that you're basically working for Satan's cunt"..
Satan has one of those?
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spray tan that bitch! i'd shit in the mfing spray tan machine and spray her with some shit. that'd get her NICE and brown.
i blame sir paul for unleashig this one legged cow on the world...
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Okay, Hekki has a point. But there were all those free hand-me-downs to consider...those must have been rough to pass up. ;)
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Oh yes, Heather, because having to spray-tan a one-legged woman and blow-dry hair regularly falls under the category of housekeeping duties, right? I mean, all three are practically synonymous! I would naturally assume if I signed up to be a housekeeper that those normal tasks would be part of my job...wait, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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While I agree that Heather is a cunt, here are two things to consider:
1. As MK points out: "You know, if you agree to take a job from Heather Mills, you should know that you're basically working for Satan's cunt." Yeah. If you sign on as Angelina's assistant, you know you're gonna have to sterilize the razors and get a buzz cut so as not to entice her husband and you will find yourself in scary places trying to score heroin.
2. NO ONE FORCED HER to do any of that shit. At any point, that Sara person could have said "That's not part of my job description." And then you re-negotiate the terms of your employment or you quit. Unless you're literally a slave, you are free to say no to anything.
Hate this bitch. HATE her.
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I saw this shit at Huffington Post.
The spray tans, NEKKID!
bwahahahahahaha......
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
her face looks like a the skin of a cooked turkey, NASTY ASS BITCH!
She is a fucking cunt. Millions of dollars and she is still a cunt.
At least Heather can be rest assured that if somebody is hanging out with her, it is because they want to enjoy her MONEY. She doesn't have to agonize and wonder if the person really likes her. Not a fucking chance Heather! Cunt!
I bet she paid Sara so that she could be in the news again. Although that makes NO sense whatsoever. Wow really I'm dumb.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Sarah should have taken to hiding the peg leg
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