A Little Gift Joe Jonas Does Not Want
Here's a video of the goings on in the ninth circle of hell aka a Jonas Brothers concert. In this clip, Joe Jonas gets a gift that he starts to grab at first (at the 0:28 mark), but when he realizes it's a bra of some sorts, he drops that shit like it's a willing vagina! He's totally saying to himself, "Ewwww! Girl cooties!" This shit probably happens to Clay Gayken all the time, but instead of a bra, he gets crusty mom chonies. And instead of just dropping it, he runs off screaming for dear life to cleanse his body with some gay porn.
I also need to slap my eye balls for actually thinking Joe Jonas looks semi-hot here. Why would my eye balls send that message to my brain?! Ugh. I mean, he's a fucking Jonas brother, he's wearing a yellow sleeveless shirt and he has like a 1920s bob! The fuck?! I'm just going to blame it on the holiday binge drinking. Someone probably slipped me some shit which is causing me not to think clearly. Let's just pretend this never happened. A Jonas brother?! Maybe I'm officially becoming a 14-year-old girl. Gross.
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he looks very buff in the video...
I was expecting it to be that Miley Cyrus gave him the Clap! But I think she dated Nick so nevermind... I dunno. Who the fuck cares...
Forget the Jonas twinks. Who is that female lead singer?! She is totally hot and I'd definitely hit it. Please tell me she's legal.
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Girrrrllll, Joe Jonas is as gay as a Bette Midler bath house show. And the sooner he owns up to it the better off we will all be. The gay will set you free, Joe!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:15pm.
He just missed the catch and you could tell in his face it was a "shit,I missed it" face.
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And I bet he throws like a girl, too.
He just missed the catch and you could tell in his face it was a "shit,I missed it" face.But I hate those Jonas Bros,major dweebs.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm with Hekki....he just can't catch for shit and tried to play it off.
xD i hate the jonas brothers. im gessing kevin isnt the only gay one lol
Might I add another theory to the mix? It could be that he was trying to catch it and missed and then was all like, I didn't want to catch it anyway. Like when guys are trying to look all cool and then they trip and get kind of defensive about it.
Or he could just be scared by lingerie.
Next time anyone dumps Taylor Swift, you better make sure you make it a long, drawn out break up over at least an hour I guess.
Which I don't know what how long it took for him to break up with her has to do with it, I think the point is he broke up with her.
Hey which one is the "mean one who broke up with taylor swift over the phone" in like 2 minutes?
I never had a ring but I had parents that were into the no sex till marriage thing. Apparently they waited and only had it with each other. lol and no one believes me when I say that but I believe them for some reason. I didn't wait and i'm not married but times are different now.
I had a promise ring and it was meant to promise i wouldnt do it until I was married but I promised not to do it until I was in love and in a serious relationship... I think the promise ring thing is silly but the meaning behind is pretty strong
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Ok well I looked larry up and it said 99 and on, so maybe johnny worked with her in 98. Back when she was starting , touring with Nsync. That must be when, it does say he managed her. I looked him up too.
Is Joe of legal age yet? If not, nevermind, lol...
I read that a study revealed that these promise ring types are just as likely to have sex as non-promise ring types, however they are MORE likely to have unsafe sex because they don't carry condoms (duh!)because they promised to not have sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe must have a promise ring and is in some stupid abstinence cult with Jordin Sparks. Or bi or gay at the very least, which would explain the disgust with the bra.
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But i believe britney worked with johnny wright as well.. i know larry was always here manager but she did have something to do with wright entertainment group...and yess its felicia.. she works for the jonas brothers now
Britney doesn't have her old Bodyguard, her old assistant, who knows what else. Only one she seems to have from the beginning is her manager.
Britney has the same manager she has always had. His name is larry rudolph. She only left him once when she met Sam whatever his name is. The woman you are talking about is Felicia. She left Britney when she got tired of "what went on" according to her.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:02pm.
Brit Brit needs to call their management and let them know that she did this song and dance in the 90s.
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Bay City Rollers AHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!! I love how he touches that bra as if it were utter filth PMSL He's bi at the very least, but I am thinking more gay. The oldest & youngest brothers are straight and little manwhores. There's no way they aren't having a fuckfest in every city they visit. This is show biz, folks!
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
for those of you commenting that the virginity thing is the disney aspect..you're basically right..as a former obsessed NSYNC/Britney Spears fan now with a sister who is an obsesses jonas brother fans..ive learned that the jonas brothers have the same manager that nsync and britney had, Johnny Wright the Jonas Brothers personal assistant is also that fiona chick that was britneys assistant/her moms best friend. Im sure they're just using the same formula that made britney spears and nsync famous
Filling the boy band void.
They're just the Bay City Rollers of 2008.
NEXT!
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Joe Jonas is hot. Which means he's totally gay.
What? I know I'm not the only one that crushes on guys who end up being gay in the end. And I don't mind, just as long as I get to see them make out with their hot boyfriends.
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Not to kill the fun, BUT it likes like he was actually trying to catch it once it fell out of his hands. Just my observation. I think they are gay in the "that is so gay" way. They are probably major sluts!
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LOL, nope, sorry, they were just bead necklaces! But I guess you could take the scissors & cut one of the necklaces in half & use it for some other kind of, um, beads.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:10pm.
Hmm. What kind of beads? Anything we might like here?
So this is the crap parents have to spend their money on.
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I don't think he is gay OR a virgin. Neither are his brothers.
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i still dont think he's gay and i think the innocent act is just for disney. if u check out his calves and biceps, the bitch has been working out. he cares about attracting chicks. the main issue is, he's naive and just hasnt had the right woman, such as myself, to ride it like the wild west.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:09am.
Doing Alice Cooper's show, he was throwing beads,
Hmm. What kind of beads? Anything we might like here?
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I think Joe Jonas is really cute.....lol.
I do!
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:02pm.
These little bitches are just too much.
Did you copyright your comments? tell me before I produce my t-shirt with the Jonas Ho's on it, and a caption that sez, "These little bitches are just too much."
You're a genius, Zig. I <3 u.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
These little bitches are just too much.
Another little trio of faux-Christians who use religion as a promotional tool to sell records. Nobody cares whether or not these shits have had sex, nor does anybody care when they plan on having sex. I doubt that anybody in an interview has ever explicitly asked whether or not they are virgins, but they yap on about it regardless.
The rings are tacky in the extreme. They obviously have no respect for their bodies or their virginity considering that they are so willing to flaunt both for publicity.
Brit Brit needs to call their management and let them know that she did this song and dance in the 90s.
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Oh Joe, pick the damn bra up! Disney execs have probably already passed your ass around and will be done with you in a couple more years. So think ahead and pick the bra up. Hell, sniff it and put it on your head while you're at it!!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:07am.
He was counting the minutes til the monster called Disney would drop his ass if he kept it. I bet its in the contract.
I'll bet there's some truth to that.
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Well, that's what I was gonna say!
The Jonas Brothers are breaking up!:
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I wish the Jonas Brothers fans would get up your butt, MK. They're too cute when they're riled.
"I'm sorry if they're positive role models! I'm sorry if they are multi-millionaires! I'm sorry if they are the Number 1 act in the world! I'm sorry...."
See that on ITunes a lot. Worse than a Brangelina loon.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:07am.
He was counting the minutes til the monster called Disney would drop his ass if he kept it. I bet its in the contract.
I'll bet there's some truth to that.
If those were someone's used panties then I don't blame him for not picking them up. Gross. But if it was just a bra, then what's the big deal?
I remember a few years ago I was at an Alice Cooper/Rolling Stones concert, & I've never seen so many panties & bras thrown around in my life. Doing Alice Cooper's show, he was throwing beads, so people kept flashing him & throwing panties at him. He would just kick them out of his way. The funniest thing though happened during the Rolling Stones concert. Someone threw a giant granny bra at Mick Jagger. I mean, it was not a sexy looking bra AT ALL. It was just this huge, E-cup beige bra that looked like it had been stolen from my grandmother. Mick promptly picked it up, & tossed it onto Keith Richards, who happily held it up as though he was proclaiming some sort of victory. It was great. And a far cry from this sissy Jonas Brother's concert.
but when he realizes it's a bra of some sorts, he drops that shit like it's a willing vagina!
He was counting the minutes til the monster called Disney would drop his ass if he kept it. I bet its in the contract.
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They need to drop the goody-two-shoes routine and embrace their true love.
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Oooh, I just do not get the appeal of these three.
It eludes me. Maybe it's their so-pretty-androgenous-thing or their "we are saving ourselves" which would be noble if I actually believed it. Either way...they are just so boring. Maybe I am 15 years too old or I just like my guys a little rough/rugged looking.
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It's ok little Joey, one day when you are a grown up gay, chichi's will be your bestest friends.
You will love them, look at MK.
Why couldn't these fantards get creative and throw a dildo.
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