Thursday, January 1st 2009
Birthday Sluts
Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer (40)
Eden Riegel (27)
Elin Nordegren (29)
Kate Levering (30)
Catherine McCormack (37)
Sophie Okonedo (40)
Morris Chestnut (40)
Dedee Pfeiffer (45)
Richard Roxburgh (47)
Grandmaster Flash (51)
Larry Clark (66)
Frank Langella (69)
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Happy Birthay Sluts~
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
ha ha ha happy birthday mini me!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
this rotting little shit should have been drowned at birth. pissing in a corner?
Merry New Year!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
It's my birthday, too, Lilly, and we have the absolute worst celebrity birthday list!!!
Submitted by halflifefull on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 6:49pm.
My boyfriend is second-cousins with Verne Troyer, and he once told me a hysterical story about how Verne beat him up at a family reunion when he was 8 and Verne was 17. Classy guy, that one.
==LMTO, good story. I hope you and your boyfriend seek genetic counseling before you have children! Not that there's anything wrong with angry little people.
it's my horrible birthday too and all those lame people confirm that is the worst day to be born EVER!!!
My boyfriend is second-cousins with Verne Troyer, and he once told me a hysterical story about how Verne beat him up at a family reunion when he was 8 and Verne was 17. Classy guy, that one.
a pic of Morris Chestnut would have been better! hotness!!
Mini Me....not hotness!! nast!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Actually, PSL, I'm not thinking of Mary McDonnell, I have the right actress. Here's Catherine McCormack's IMDB page. She was the woman Braveheart loves:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001517/
You're thinking of Mary McCormack, who played Allison Stern in Private Parts:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119951/
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Come on ya'll know Morris Chestnut!!
http://images.zap2it.com/20041221/morrischestnut_breakinalltherules_240_...
Hottest piece of chocolate outside Taye Diggs!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Happy New Year and Happy birthday Grand Master Flash
Frank Langella (69)
I can't wait until Frost/Nixon comes out on DVD, he is a REAL actor.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hekki-Ditto.
I don't usually feel this way about little people, but Vern grosses me out more than anything. He gives me the creeeeeeps.
Elin Nordegren and Melania Trump are my favorite golddiggers. No amont of money would make me kiss their gross husbands.
Happy Birthday, Eden! <3
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Gross.
I like how it says 'Pride' on the back of his scooter, like he's pissing on the living room floor with pride. If I remember he was also masturbating loudly and with pride that night too.
Happy Birthday Mini Me, all you need is a top hat and a diaper to be Baby New Year
So many photographers doing print adverts ripped off Larry Clark's work in Tulsa. And Frank Langella, he can bite my neck anytime.
IV,you are thinking of Mary McDonnell who was Costner's wife in "Danicng With wolves" . Catherine McCormick was Howard Stern's wife in "Private Parts", she looks like Maria Bello.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Happy birthday Mimi-Me!
May your birthday be filled with less booze and huge money hungry bitches!
And make sure you know where the restroom is at all times...
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"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
Elin Nordegren: Mrs. Tiger Woods
Catherine McCormack: Mrs. Braveheart in "Braveheart"
Dedee Pfeiffer: Michelle's sister.
Grandmaster Flash: Rap artist from way back.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
HB to all the sluts....mmmm, Frank Langella as Dracula....
Classic Grandmaster Flash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3kRuJhIVIo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rnCXRfJu_k&feature=related
Happy New Year Mk and dlisters!
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Happy new year sluts!
Is it weird that I don't know anybody on the list?, well only the "porn star"
regardless, Happy B-day to all of them
the little troll and langella are the only ones i know.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Oh, this is sad. I only recognize a few of these names.
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