Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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Mix, she IS over-marketed. And I'm really surprised at how vile people get over the Angie/Brad/Jen thing...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:52pm.
Allrighty then. What kind of stinker are we speaking of? An air muffin? A wenis? A poo de noel?
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The dirty Sanchez sort.
Mix Well = I have no standards and even I wouldn't put it in her stinkhole with 14 lambskin condoms on.
Yay! I'm glad she beat Ass Button Brad. Angelina must be throwing knives at the kitchen wall right now. And brad is cowering in the corner apologizing for being a major failure. LMFAO. Take that and that!
*polishes off 5th bag of chips*
*farts dorito dust*
pauly, i was referring to angelina jolie. if i never see her face again, too soon.
Morbidosity,
THANK YOU! Same boat. That creepy ancient Yoda baby crap freaks me the frick out.
WHAT IS IT?
I'm sure the poster makers thought they were REAL clever making something that would skeeve everyone out enough to go watch though. Clever.
The fake bobbily boobs they gave her really cracked me up though.
Those boobs were great. It I knew they were going to do that I would have paid to see it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:47pm.
I'll take Potent Porn for three hundred, Alex.
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That's not how you play! You either have to shout penis louder than me, or take a big ol' stinker right in the mouth.
*feels rejected by Texndoc*
*slaps cat hard in the face*
I can not look at that picture of that baby. It gives me the heebie jeebies... and Ive seen ALOT of heebie jeebie stuff.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
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I'm guilty of watching Tomb Raider with AJ in it in an actual theatre and I still live to regret every fake assed frame of it.
The fake bobbily boobs they gave her really cracked me up though.
* thinks Mix and Sugaroo want me to leave they are alot alike*
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:46pm.
We need to have some fun in here. Let's play the penis game.
PEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!
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I'll take Potent Porn for three hundred, Alex.
*wonders who Brad Angie and Jen are*
We need to have some fun in here. Let's play the penis game.
PEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!
K2 - From LA Times...
On how being with Angelina Jolie changed his life: “I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should. And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end. [Fatherhood is] the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.”
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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:40pm
I so agree with you, I didn't like the number 23 movie, but I think he is and incredible actor.
when people say he is not good for serious roles I tell them to watch those movies.
Did you see the Law & Order SVU that RW did this season?? he was Amazing, almost as good as the Cintia Nixon one...I said Almost.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:44pm.
I apologize for the interruption, but who needs to go away?
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carpetmuncher. dogmuncher. assmuncher. something like that.
<"Submitted by cornmuncher on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:39pm.
*has secret crush on Texndoc*
*picks at hole in granny panties*">
I asked if you could take BradaJenaloony seriously. I see you can't.
*furiuosly pushes abuse button*
Mix...............oh right. Like that's gonna happen! *crosses fingers* DOH!
Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:43pm.
sugaroo, i don't care why she goes away, as long as she goes away. no questions asked.
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I apologize for the interruption, but who needs to go away?
If I knew Brad Pitt, I'd slap him in the face with my hair.
sugaroo, i don't care why she goes away, as long as she goes away. no questions asked.
I'm glad I don't watch brad pitiful's interviews. That would drive me crazy catching him in a bunch of lies.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:40pm.
HELL FUCKING NO. I ONLY TOUCH MY WIFE FUCKING TITTIES AND EVEN SHE WON'T LET BUT A COUPLE OF FUCKING TIMES A MONTH.
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Are they covered in fur or something?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:26pm.
KidL - If you read the interview Brad did with Fincher (if forget with who but it was a few days ago) PItt spilled the beans and said he only thought kids after meeting AJ. Yet another contradiction from the Jolie Pitt camp. Of course the loons refuse to see this and cream their pants cause those two were "sooo meant to be".
I could not agree more with them on this front as they are both egotistical pieces of trash who deep down know they are no good and really have to reinvent themselves out of self-importance and the need to feel relevant. Yeah, great for their charity. It would still get done without all the press and pics. No?
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So then was he lying to Oprah in 2004 when he said he wanted kids with Jen or lying to Diane Sawyer when he was practically crying for kids in an interview (while married to Jen)? This guy can't distinguish the truth from a lie. Jolie has him brainwashed. If anything, I feel even more compassion towards Jen for staying in a marriage and honoring her vows with a man that didn't want to have children with her (but told her he did). Maybe he wasted 7 years of her life and not the other way around!
This liar also told Larry King (last year) that his feelings for angelina came AFTER the MAMS movie. Yeah okay Brad! You're feelings for her is what initiated your separation to your wife!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:28pm.
Charles Manson, if I were a married woman, would you touch my nipples?
HELL FUCKING NO. I ONLY TOUCH MY WIFE FUCKING TITTIES AND EVEN SHE WON'T LET BUT A COUPLE OF FUCKING TIMES A MONTH.
@ Dot: glad to hear the holidays went well over there!
Oh and I wonder what Marley & Me would have won this one if Brad and Angiejo were the ones playing Marley's owners, hah!
ETA: @ Lindalou, I agree too. It's hard to debate anything else when they're involved. True, MK wrote this entry with a dead giveaway that this was a box office report to 'settle' the war betwen Brangeloonies and Jenloonies. However, wish we could discuss the other films too!
I liked 'Yes, Man'.
shut the smurf up,
I love JM for his sophomoric movies too though... He's an incredible 'serious' actor too. Robin WIlliams comes to mind...both in the same genre of being able to go to the dark, deep side of acting and also play incredibly hard skilled comedic acting. Comedy is far easier than tragedy.
*has secret crush on Texndoc*
*picks at hole in granny panties*
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:31pm.
Oh shit. *snicker* So I guess you like goat cheese!
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Daaaaaaaaaang. I only store my junk in there. I don't sample the shelving.
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My baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
I think everyone needs to caaaaaaaaaalm down, tickle each other's dingleberries, come get in on this pool noodle fun with me and just be nice. It's Sunday. I don't know what that means but some of you people are SERIOUSLY wicked. Not wicked cool, but make babies and the Vietnamese cry wicked.
"made M.E. laugh"
TxnDoc, do you hand out prescriptions for shuuuurrrrruuuuuuuuuuuup?
Why is that baby all wrinkly and white-haired? Was it birthed out of Rosie O'Donnell's wangina? That would scare the brown right out of my hair too.
Submitted by HotBlonde on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:27pm.
I see Santa gave you not only no family to enjoy during the holidays but a big lump of coal the size of your last I.Q. test. Bully for you!
Hey, Psst. Guess what? If you want to have people be kind to you? uhmmm Be kind to others. Just a thought. Honestly, I think you are one lonely, sad, pissed off person and no matter how hard you try to get attention it's NEGATIVE. Try the positive route. Good grief. What is so fucking HARD about being NICE? Seriously? WHAT? Do you sit and think..."How mean and ugly can I be? How cruel and pathetic can I be? How outright soul-less can I be?" When, you could easily be snarky in a fun way and kind to other people here? WTF is your trip?
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<"Submitted by cornmuncher on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:24pm.
*decides to be a bradaloonie today a Jenaloonie tom*
*writes it down in notebook*">
Well, made ME laugh. (Excuse me, the BrangaBradaloonie arguments are about as important as a Nietzsche discussion about existetialism and postmodernism around these parts. Do you have anything SERIOUS to add?!)
Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:32pm.
lindalou, like it or not, any discussion about one of the three leads to the discussion of all three. this will go on until angelina moves on the the next victim.
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How about if she BECOMES the next victim? I'll volunteer my services. I can take out an eye with my spitballs!
CHARLES MANSON I think you are the funniest poster on here...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:31pm.
Oh shit. *snicker* So I guess you like goat cheese!
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Daaaaaaaaaang. I only store my junk in there. I don't sample the shelving.
*takes out teef and slobbers*
'night Charles Manson.
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lindalou, like it or not, any discussion about one of the three leads to the discussion of all three. this will go on until angelina moves on the the next victim.
Submitted by Candy on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:27pm.
Brad Pitt is a paint by numbers actor. He is in no way a thespian. A dead man will win over him anyway.
I hope so!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Thanx Sun, you live and you learn. I'm out. Early to rise in the morning. I expect this thread to go to 400 posts by morning. I'll be over at IMDB as soon as the official count comes in tomorrow starting shit if I can.
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:29pm.
Sugaroo, I see you said 'vagina'.
I like vaginas. Only on goats, though. They're good for storing things.
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Oh shit. *snicker* So I guess you like goat cheese!
Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:30pm.
hotblonde munches corn. is this a plague?
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That could be a porno.
hotblonde munches corn. is this a plague?
K2 - not a Jen fan per se...but I don't see how she is some kind of physcial loser (as the loons state). She is 40, looks fit, healthy and pretty.
True, I used to think AJ had the looks back in the day, now she just looks all sorts of sliding downhill.
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