Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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All the loonies are frantically pointing out that Jennifer's movie is just a dog movie, nothing to do with her.
Meanwhile, their Queen's big movie this year was a cartoon about a panda.
Regarding Doubt, yes, Meryl Streep is always good but as a born and bred Catholic, I've never seen a nun dressed like Mother Goose. WTF?
It's gotta be Kate Winslet's year, Oscar-wise.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:05am.
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My cousin asked me to take her to see that movie. Thank God I could dodge that bullet! I pray teh Jeebus she won't get the DVD... Otherwise I am screwed! Just out of curiosity, was it funny? teehee!
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Uhhh. I'm with whoever said they wouldn't watch ANY of the movies on this lame list
But I just got done watching "The House Bunny"
So I should STFU lol
Yeah, on topic: I don't think I will watch Pitiful's movie. Not now not ever. If I ever do, is because someone tied me up, gagged me and took me there. As for Aniston's movie, I'll pass for now.
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Let's see, "dot", you said:
"-And, I only recently posted on the 'forum' and you were treated nicely from what I gathered compared to others so I ASSumed and you didn't deny my assumption but rather accused me of being in 'the know' which made you look even more guilty if you really take a step back and observe."
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How could you just "recently" post when the forum was closed? Moreover, are you jealous that I am more "popular" in the forum than you? Is that it? How lonely and desperate are you that you are trying to win an argument on a gossip site?
You just said in one of your posts "You won't get the upperhand on me this time". What is that supposed to be? Do you want to "win" something in your life so badly? Well, by all means!
Let me make this official:
Ms Dot, I am pleased to inform you that you just won a fight on the interwebs. Now your life will be more fulfilling and you can brag to your other usernames about how you won by default in dlisted. Congratulations!
PS: Could you list the other usernames YOU confessed you have been using to "prove everybody wrong". THAT would be interesting.
PS1: Still waiting for that "PROOF". By all means, do it. I for one am tired of this drama YOU created.
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Night Rosemary
I think I'm outta here too
Lol, G night y'all
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who is holding that 'silver fox ' baby?
It looks like Queen Latifa.
Rosemary
If they do...It will be over before it even starts
I can't see Brad with a vile around his neck..LMAO
Or a tattoo on his ring finger
I have the article about her wanting to get married and him not wanting to in my mind. I dunno if that's true but that comes to mind all the time.
lol, I give it a year or less.
Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:31am.
Me too, although I see them possibly splitting a little sooner. Maybe not though, maybe 2 years.
Submitted by Mel on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:29am.
Exactly Rosemary,
People are slowly getting tired of hearing their garbage. The more they end in the tabloids, people will grow weary of them and their box office will continue to fade. I can see them splitting in two to three years and they will blame each other for their diminishing careers.
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we should all bet on WHEN this will happen
Me too, although I see them possibly splitting a little sooner. Maybe not though, maybe 2 years.
Exactly Rosemary,
People are slowly getting tired of hearing their garbage. The more they end in the tabloids, people will grow weary of them and their box office will continue to fade. I can see them splitting in two to three years and they will blame each other for their diminishing careers.
PROOF.
See, Lori? NOW you're onto something.
About fucking time too because my neck is killing me on this computer.
How does it feel to be on the other end? Not very nice huh?
I can point out a bazillion little teensy details about how YOU post and say, "AH HA! BY JOVE!"
You see how this whole "mouse tardation" can get out of hand?
-And, I only recently posted on the 'forum' and you were treated nicely from what I gathered compared to others so I ASSumed and you didn't deny my assumption but rather accused me of being in 'the know' which made you look even more guilty if you really take a step back and observe.
I have nor have I EVER had any beef with you. What I am fucking tired of is the mouse bullshit though. I've shared what any phonebook would know about me here. Never been hacked. Not once. Just seems mighty convenient to have something to make a big fucking drama over.
Yeah. Mighty suspicious.
G'night.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:15am.
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I was not the one who brought personal things here. YOU brought all those things up. And you still do. YOU attacked me and you started with all this game, not I.
I haven't attacked you ONCE about your "personal problems". Where is the proof that I am the one who attacked you under a different name? (like you just did). All we have is your word. Same for your theory that I am the troll. Why don't you email MK and ask him? He knows and you it. You do enjoy drama a lot for someone who was about to go to bed.
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I totally agree Mel. I was thinking that, their whole career is going downhill slowly.
Remember when the world was dominated by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez aka Bennifer?
Remember how they dominated the tabloids?
Remember how neither of them had a hit film after all that over saturation in the press?
Ben Affleck has somewhat recovered and Jennifer has married Skeletor.
You are seeing the exact SAME thing happening with Brad and Angelina.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:09am.
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Tell me where is the proof that I am the troll? PROVE IT. You don't have any, right? Oh, I forgot, your PROOF is the fact that I have not been targeted! Then EVERYONE who hasn't been targeted is a suspect too. Your logic is faulty at best. You are trying to make people against me. I didn't know this was a popularity contest. Guess what? I don't need to be popular on a gossip site because I, unlike you, do have a life. Going to log on as someone else?
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Lory,
You won't get the upperhand on me this time. Nice try but I'm on to you. You use my hurts and pains I've shared here as some sort of weapon but you are powerless because I've gone through enough hell already and I sure as fuck don't need some little ponzi girl thinking she can outsmart me and fuck me in the head. Sorry, hon. Name me some real victims of mouse or get off the pot. Your game is tiresome to EVERYONE here. Leave it be and put your pet trolls in the grave.
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Nice to see you <3
Wow..ok
The question is, do YOU think people in dlisted are stupid? You must be desperate because people do not want to give you their personal info anymore, right?
Your M.O. has always been to befriend people telling them your fake woes, gaining their confidence and then getting them to trust you enough to give you their personal information so you could play. Not working anymore?
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:06am.
good question!
OT: i wouldn't go to see any of these movies... and i feel very good about that
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Lori, it's you and YOU know it. Methinks you doeth protest too much. Right?
G'night.
Goddamn...when is this shit going to end?
Isn't it strange that on the 'forum' you're almost NEVER attacked?
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HOW CAN YOU KNOW I WAS NEVER ATTACKED? HOW CAN I BE ATTACKED IF I WAS HARDLY EVEN THERE? Who is the troll now? Well Sherlock, if you are so in the know, you may have realized that I HAVE HARDLY POSTED THIS YEAR OR THE LAST ONE FOR THAT MATTER IN THE FORUM. Are you looking for my every move? Who is the troll now, MOUSE? I should have believed the peeps that said you were a loon. I was skeptical. You have singled me out for no reason, which means you must be bored out of your little existence or run out of victims and decided to blame it on me. Be careful, your grammar structure is showing! Now there is no doubt that you are a loon and a troll posting under different names to make people feel sorry for you.
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Nice try again, Lori.
I mentioned my family sitch last year and some sick fuck said he/she wished my hubby had 'finished' the job. I don't doubt that was you.
-And, frankly, I have not heard from one real person who knows one real story about this supposed 'mouse' character and it gets brought up so tiresomely and not in ANY helpful sense in the lest. Nope. It's not like someone gives a PSA in their fucking Quote each time they post here...you know...something like: "Hey, keep your firewall and anti-virus up to date, don't be a fool and give out pesonal info." Ohhhh nooooooo. It has to be a bunch of fucktardery on lower than school-yard bullying pathetic tactics with a kazillion tarded usernames trying to drum up pathetic bullshit.
Sorry but the i.q. of the fucktard pulling that shit is NEGATIVE.
-And, who the fuck do you think you're "SAVING" anyhow if you actually DO believe that bullshit? You think every person here on dlisted is a fucking tard?
Again, nice try.
Look, this person mouse two people I care about too much. I will not say what the troll did to them because it is too personal and it is not my tale to tell. Besides, I do know what friendship and loyalty is. Mouse IS real. I don't care if you believe me or not. But get this, why do you think mouse hasn't had another victim? IT IS BECAUSE WORD GOT OUT AND PEOPLE STARTED TO BE MORE CAREFUL AND STOPPED GIVING PERSONAL INFO ON THE MAIN! I bet you must be one of those people who gets pissed because they have to evacuate their house because of a fire alert and gets even more pissed when they come back and find out that their house is not burnt. There is clearly something pathological about your behaviour. If alts know me, it is perhaps because they have seen me over the main. Perhaps they respect me because I DO NOT MESS WITH ANYONE! On the other hand, I can now see the logic of their existence because HOW BAD CAN AN ALT BE IF IT IS ASKING FOR YOU NOT TO SHARE YOU PERSONAL INFO? I know a thing or two about mouse, personal things at that but I have enough integrity to not to post them because it wouldn't help at all. I can't say the same about you, who posts under different names creating different personalities and asking for pity, making fun of a very real situation as FAMILY VIOLENCE! YOU ARE SICK!
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Nice deflect, Lory...
But, busted is busted.
ALL of the pyscho 'alts' lately seem to know you quite well.
-And, I've heard from a LOT of folks who say the whole mouse shit is supposedly 'real' but yet have to have heard of or from one REAL victim of the supposed 'mouse'.
Nice try though. I'm on to you. ;)
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:06am.
Oh...
And. Lory? I've figured you out, hon. You made up 'mouse'...you made up the whole IP theft and Identity theft scenario to garner yourself attention and you made up a SHITload of other usernames to back you up when you wanted to attack certain people.
Isn't it strange that on the 'forum' you're almost NEVER attacked?
What fun though if you're lonely and bored eh? Just make up some sick fucking character and keep replaying her here ad nauseum and keep accusing different people her of the very thing YOU are doing?
You know what? I kept trying to get to the bottom of your bullshit lies last year and every time I asked people who were supposedly 'in the know' they just kept hemming and hawing and saying, "Well, it's REAL." HA!
Tell ya what, rather than using MK's website to take out your lonliness and anger out on...how about being honest with yourself and stop picking on people here under dif usernames to cause trouble? I came here under dif usernames after being mercilessly attacked (by no doubt YOU) and I was NICE every damned time and didn't pick fucking FIGHTS.
If you 'thought' you could win you're sadly mistaken.
Edited to add: Oh...and you seem to have a very 'friendly ' hands-on affinity with every troll douche here too for that matter. HELLO? BUSTED?
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I knew you were shady Dot. I guess the only troll here is you Dot. You are admitting to having SEVERAL ALTS, yet you accuse ME of being mouse? ME, Who NEVER posts under ANY OTHER USERNAME?. I ALWAYS AM AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN LORY. You took the time to make such a lengthy post about me yet it is all wrong. I have NEVER attacked you or anyone else under my name or under another one. With me, what you see is what you get. I don't get attacked by mouse because I WASN'T IN THE FORUM WHEN IT HAPPENED. People from the main and from the forum told me about it, I had no idea about mouse. I used to post in dlisted since MK started and had a different server. He can confirm that, he has all my info. Now you have confirmed it that YOU ARE A THE TROLL! You came here talking about how your spouse beat you up and yet you loved him? It is a pity cos I believed you, and I felt that you needed SUPPORT, NOT PITY, BUT SUPPORT. Now I see it was all a lie to get attention from everyone. Who is the attention whore now? ah, MOUSE!
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Oh...
And. Lory? I've figured you out, hon. You made up 'mouse'...you made up the whole IP theft and Identity theft scenario to garner yourself attention and you made up a SHITload of other usernames to back you up when you wanted to attack certain people.
Isn't it strange that on the 'forum' you're almost NEVER attacked?
What fun though if you're lonely and bored eh? Just make up some sick fucking character and keep replaying her here ad nauseum and keep accusing different people her of the very thing YOU are doing?
You know what? I kept trying to get to the bottom of your bullshit lies last year and every time I asked people who were supposedly 'in the know' they just kept hemming and hawing and saying, "Well, it's REAL." HA!
Tell ya what, rather than using MK's website to take out your lonliness and anger out on...how about being honest with yourself and stop picking on people here under dif usernames to cause trouble? I came here under dif usernames after being mercilessly attacked (by no doubt YOU) and I was NICE every damned time and didn't pick fucking FIGHTS.
If you 'thought' you could win you're sadly mistaken.
Edited to add: Oh...and you seem to have a very 'friendly ' hands-on affinity with every troll douche here too for that matter. HELLO? BUSTED?
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:53am.
GO DOTTY!!!
xoxo
This made my day!
The curious case of overrated crap, ha haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
(((((((((((MK))))))))))))
Smores, you are 100% right, but the difference between the 2 is, Atleast Angiebitch knows how be a commanding force when she's the lesser co-star, like in Wanted, clearly the movie was all about James Macavoy's character, but that bitch knew how to steal the scene, that's how she stole the oscar right out from under Winona "cokehead" Ryder. on the other hand, when Dumb-Jen had a few leading roles to prove she could carry a movie by herself, not only did she let kevin "fucking" costner and Shirley Mclaine dominate her in Rumor has it, she was also out acted in Derailed by everybody in the movie, now how the FUCK do you let that happen TWICE IN A ROW.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Lory, don't make me bend you over my knee.
*lights your sig*
Oh Dot, your post was inspiring and made me feel all tingly in all the right places... It made me wanna start smoking again. Red Marls, don't give me the stink eye... :p
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:32am.
crack is whack-
My hubby does plumbing when the going gets ruff.. You ain't kiddin'. Plumber's crack happens when a guy has a big belly and buys a size pair of jeans to fit UNDER rather than AROUND his gut...
You're welcome. lol
I'm going to see Valkyrie just so I can see Tom Cruise die on a big screen. That way I won't miss a thing. See you on the dark side of the moon.
crack is whack.
You calling me a dirty whore? The nerve! What about my customers? I mean, friends? You are bad for business! I mean relationships! Ugh!
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Well, Lory. Considering every 'stranger's' crotch brings a plethora of the 'unknown'...I'm gonna say...you're on the right track but I'd give Rosie Palm due cred if all else fails. :D
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:09am.
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Nah... Charlie and I are not intimate. We went to the same kindergarten though.
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:06am.
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I like scratching but I am a bit of a conservative gal, which means I am not bringing a friend. I am not that kinky... on a first date... sometimes... I guess. Fuck! You get it, right?
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Wow. Lory, I'm gonna take a flying leap off of a zen cliff and guess you and Charlie Manson are intimate with each other. :)
BRAD PITT IS A LAME ASS "ACTOR" WHO LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PEDERAST AND GOES TO COCKTAILS WITH UN PEEPS SO HE CAN PASS AS A FUCKING SAINT FUCKER SO PEOPLE WOULD FORGET HIS LACK OF TALENT AND BUY TICKETS TO MOVIES HE IS IN. TOO BAD EVERYTHING HE FUCKING TOUCHES TURNS TO POO. FUCK!
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Lory,
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Edited to say. Can you tell I am watching Oz a bit too much? LULZ. I crax meself up...
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You crax me up too. So does that mean we can both cuddle in our footed flannel jammies, scratch letters on each other's backs and guess which on and eventually get naked and play pin the pube on the barbie?
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:48am.
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Actually it is C. Fucking Awesome. If it is the right man of course. If it is the wrong one then it is D. RUN BITCH RUN! Why?
Edited to say. Can you tell I am watching Oz a bit too much? LULZ. I crax meself up...
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Brad Pitiful hatin? You evil, angry, she whores.
Oh who the fuck am I kidding? Brad Pitiful makes me dry up like a military strength sanitary napkin.
Pretty boys don't try
Ugly boys do... Dustin was the ugliest fucking woman EVVA but he pulled off the goof ONLY because he was so damned adorable.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:48am.
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LMAO! Ok, but you bring the shank this time. I lost mine doing a turkey on Xmas eve.
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