Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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We all make mistakes, but if hooking up with Jolie has to do with Brad's character, then he did Aniston a favor. I wish her a great love in her life with kindness and fidelity.
Submitted by 008 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:15am.
Marley & Me was top in the box office because it opened in more theaters around the world. about 1000+. There is no way that dog movie would have beaten anything if it wasn't the holidays either. Jennifer is the most boring and worst actress out there.
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Aww, come on, Aniston is not the most boring and worst actress out there. Jolie is no Meryl Streep. Can she star in a movie where she's not seducing some guy or the audience?
How did Jolie's last movie do at the box office?
Here's the original post submitted by Blackpearl on 12/29/08
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I agree too K2. Call it old fashioned I think if you aren't married to the baby daddy before you get pregnant you better get a shot gun wedding, because there is no way that guy is going to marry you after the kids are older. Ofcourse I had a cousin who married her baby daddy after the kids were about 15, but they only had two kids. Think of the money Brad would have to pay if he married her. He already has to pay for the kids. He will get out of paying for the adopted kids. I don't think the guy will stay. Why even get into a relationship with the kids if he said-he doesn't think people are meant to be together.
Blackpearl,
Your post is interesting. I don't know if they'll get married or not, but it surprises me that Jolie isn't afraid of getting hit with "you reap what you sow."
There is no way I'd be secure in a relationship that had a beginning like theirs. And there is no way I'd have all of those children with the man.
I'd be afraid while waiting for the other shoe to drop. But then again, they might stay together.
LOL!!!!! Way to go, Jen! Congratulations!
I haven't seen Marley and Me, but for the naysayers--it can't be worse than Mr & Mrs. Smith, although I did enjoy seeing the characters beat the crap out of each other.
Next time Jen should go head to head with Jolie at the box office.
Jen's revenge!!!
Team Aniston!!! Women should stick together and say no to cheaters. They can't cheat with themselves!!!
What are the chances for a mass suicide for Cult Brangelina? Just saying...............
Ok, so I took my 9 year old cousin to see marley and me. FYI, I strongly advise against taking children to see this movie. LOTS of subject matter inappropriate for kids.
JA and Owen Wilson basically played themselves. His nose is really distracting, and she was ridiculously tan. The dog was cute though (Marley, I mean).
Angie is a skanky ho whose puss must smell a lot. Nasty bitch. Home-wrecker.
Brad is a (once-upon-a-time) pretty boy whose got a long way on good looks. But he sucks the big one too.
Suck a fart, losers. Glad your movie didn't do well.
I saw Valkyrie. I had free passes, its the only way I'll see a Tommy movie.
I like WW2 films. It was refreshingly stark and truthful!
Angel-I
When you send somebody a message through YouTube
Does it notify you via email?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:37am.
angel, you've probably already head of this, but in case you haven't....
http://www.healingdaily.com/exercise/neti-pot.htm
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Thanks, IG:)
LOL! They make it sound so mystical!
I usually take a grain of sea salt in my palm, fill it with warm water and snort. That is, I'm back to that. But this nursey gave me a syringe with a long tube that I've been using. I'm so not kidding when I say I've tried everything. Really, I'm master of mucous - but I do believe I make have an allergy to something in my house - cuz when I take a walk it seems to clear, some...
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
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Hey secsay woman
How are the holidays for you?
If you talk to state times she explain why my email times
are complicated
angel, you've probably already head of this, but in case you haven't....
http://www.healingdaily.com/exercise/neti-pot.htm
I got a little overzealous with my awakeness. angel, I need tips from you on how to stay awake for days sometime.
Night my lovelies.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:17am.
Angel_I
I'm doing good.. How is your holiday going so far?
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Um...good. And then not.
But mostly good:)
How's yours going?
Sorry - I'm tired and my NOSE!!! ACK - I can't concentrate! OMG it's so late. Ugh.
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
xxyxz times! <3
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:22am.
IslandGirl
-I'm working on putting pics Together
I need a myspace/facebook something!!
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Yes you do!! Get on it, right now. xoxox
IslandGirl
-I'm working on putting pics Together
I need a myspace/facebook something!!
Angel_I
I'm doing good.. How is your holiday going so far?
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:04am.
IG
LOL I have a dentist appointment that I NEED to go to
(I was a no show last time) and we adopted a pup
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You need to get to your dentist tout de suite! And I am a jellus8tr that you adopted a pup. Any pictures?
Hey there, xxy:)
Doing good?
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:02am.
Do you use a credit or a debit card?
Good point (you smart). No, barter.
Angel_ I
Hey friend ...
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:00am.
*pretending to be Maritimian* Fill yer boots.
IG
LOL I have a dentist appointment that I NEED to go to
(I was a no show last time) and we adopted a pup
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:55am.
Submitted by babie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:37pm.
I always wonder about movie demographic stats. No one has ever asked for or seemed interested in my age or gender.
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♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:51am.
"The Strangers" was not gory but it was gruelling in the sense of the genuine lack of conscience the killers had...the pathos of completely enjoying someone else's suffering to such a degree just haunts me.
-And, the sad part is...that shit is MILD compared to reality.
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Dude. That IS reality. That's a true story.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Sheeps, go extrapolate yourself. HAHAHAHA!! Love you, you hirsute mammal! And yes, I are on the pish.
Okay, skittles and bits. I gotta log-off and catch some zzz's...
Love and hugs and all that smarmy crap.
Dot =0)
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:46am.
I'm not wearing a cup.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
xxyxz, you alphabet woman! I know, that's what the hub keeps saying. I say, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! How are you doing???
Joke them if they can't take a fuck. :0)
Submitted by babie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:37pm.
I always wonder about movie demographic stats. No one has ever asked for or seemed interested in my age or gender. It has to be an extrapolation from a small sample somewhere, but never in any theater I've been in.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:49am.
I'm not sure they do interventions for Intervention addiction, but I've been watching it as well.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
IG
Put the remote down and step away from the television
Lory, lmao!
I was obsessed with horror movies since I was 4 years old. I remember the first one was in b/w and scared me so badly that I cried the whole night because my mom wouldn't let me sleep next to her in her room and gave me the big, "I told ya so." Speech. haha
I've always had an obsession with horror/thriller movies. I watched them all throughout my pregnancy and my daughter is a big horror officianado too.
The fear of the 'unknown' is always a scary premise.
"The Strangers" was not gory but it was gruelling in the sense of the genuine lack of conscience the killers had...the pathos of completely enjoying someone else's suffering to such a degree just haunts me.
-And, the sad part is...that shit is MILD compared to reality.
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/3890008.cms
I've come to believe animals are far less cruel and evil than humans. They only kill for survival...we kill and torture for what? For what? A fucking RELIGION?
FUCK!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
UGH.
*breathe*
Totally off topic, but there's an 'Intervention' marathon on TV here. I think I'm addicted to it. YIKES!!
Lory
Re:the house bunny
It was okay... Maybe even cute , but not worth buying on blu-ray
LOL
I can't believe you hoes are STILL on this thead
Perhaps you are me and you don't know it! Wait, what size of cup are you?
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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:41am.
My sister reacted the exact same way. And my name isn't Lory. spooooooky.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Remember Prom Night with Jamie Lee Curtis? I watched it when I was like 5. It was "vintage" so we watched it at home on TV. We (my baby sister and I) tricked our nanny into letting us watch it. We told her we had permission from our parents. Suffice it to say my sister started screaming "OMG LORY! WHERE IS THAT MAN'S HEAD? WHERE IS IT? TELL ME SOMEONE PUT IT BACK ON!" all the while I was covering her eyes with my hands(not that she wanted to watch either). She almost pissed herself there. The nanny had her eyes closed all the time so she had it better.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
TV, I have Freudian Jaws issues.
Don't make fun. :P
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:26am.
You held it that whole time? You must have peepee danced like Michael Flatley!
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Lory, my first 'moving' movie experience was Jaws. I was eleven and took my baby sister along with me to see it alone because my mom refused to watch it. lmao! I was stubborn and kid sis and I freaked out and kid sis spilled her drink on the little old man sitting in the seat next to hear. lmao! Good times.
-And, after that? My world had changed. I was terrified of the water. At the time my Mom's Bf had a home over the lake and I (duh) thought "Jaws" was gonna come out of the toilet and bite my ass. It took me a longgggggggg time to overcome that silly shit. rotfl
Dot, I don't remember a more recent one but the first movie that moved me (no pun intended) was Philadelphia. In my defense, I was a kid LOL...
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Lory,
OMG. Is that what that meant? Hugging? Ahhhhhh. Damnit! I really am a sheltered poodle! lmao!
What's the last good movie you saw in a theatre that really moved you?
"Passion of the Christ" upset me and pissed me off at the same time. Never again.
"Time to stop hurtin' and start huggin' each other."
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You said "giving head to random men"!!! You promised... :(
;)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Movies give you show-butt! Oh yes they do! Ever have your butt so sore that you didn't know if you could squirm your way through the last few minutes of the damned thing? Yup. Show butt!
Off Topic: Just wanted to mention that Lory and I cleared things up and we is cool beaners wiff each other. A lotta misunderstandings and paranoia all around. Good to see things have calmed down around here. Time to stop hurtin' and start huggin' each other.
Peace for 2009.
:)
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:06pm.
Damn, that Ben Button poster is eepy-cray!
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That's what I thought too. An old man infant with wrinkly skin and gray hair. Icky.
I think it's a preview of their next adoption.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:06pm.
Damn, that Ben Button poster is eepy-cray!
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That's what I thought too. An old man infant with wrinkly skin and gray hair. Icky.
Movies Shmovies. Popcorn and soda and you're broke!
Lory, I PM'd you on the forum.
Dot is not crazazy but the mouse BULLshit makes her feel datta way sometimes. -And, I'll stand up for you shmucks getting accused of that fuckery even if it makes me look like the bad guy. Sit and spin on it. I don't fucking care any longer about what anyone thinks of me here. It's freeing really. At least the esoteric trolls have stopped spamming with their accusations and ugliness.