Kill The Blog
Lohan-Noooooooooo! Hasn't the internet been through enough?! I mean, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Cheetah Lady, (don't click on this ---->) 1 Guy 1 Cup (<---don't!), and now Michael Lohan's blog!
Yes, the SamRo hating, penis-necked daddy of HoHan has built his own crackhouse on the internet so that he can "set the record straight." I love how he's trying to make things "straight" while wearing a turtleneck, fancy loafers and a cell phone clipped to his waistband. Very straight.
And in that picture above, why oh why couldn't an out-of-control semi truck driven by his drunk daughter come careening around the corner to knock that cell phone out of his waistband. You know how I feel about that.
Michael Lohan says his new blog is not about HoHan or SamRo. His new blog is about GOD! But if SamRo or HoHan talk about him in the media, he'll use his new blog to trash them right back. It sounds like even Inside Edition got sick of giving this asshole a soap box to rant on, so he's taken his act to the internet.
Here's a small piece from his first post. Remember, his blog is not about his daughter:
What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.I know a lot of people like to “feed the fire" and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a “source,” a "close friend," or an "insider." But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren't fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.
It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.
Okay, so here we go...
Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, "Samantha is on drugs!"Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”
WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
And he's dragging White Oprah into this! White Oprah better pull out her Hooters Mastercard and purchase WhiteOprah.org so that she can join the Lohan family blog wars.
I'm probably not enjoying Michael's blog as much as I should be, because I'm sober. After downing a few bottles of Bartles & Jaymes, I'll read this shit again and I'll probably give him a standing ovation at the end. I will admit that the Bible verses are a nice touch. His blog is the definition of "fuckery!"
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Just saw the 1 Guy 1 Cup (god, WHY did I have to click THAT?) and I'm just wondering what he'd do if the glass broke. Looked like he was sitting on a mayonnaise jar.
When MK gets mentally & visually disturbed by something he's clicked on himself, bitch can't resist sharing the abuse with the innocent. If he says 'don't click' TWICE EVEN - then I don't even wanna imagine the grossness. Naughty MK for upsetting the children.
I have never seen such a nasty thing, one guy one cup. Why did I click on that?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh. My. God.
i'm going to do the my man thing ! pump some iron i will be thinking of you ! love mi chola !
I don't know Sam and she could be everything he says, but the way he goes about it is dumb. He is an idiot, he should know better at his age that this is not how you go about things.
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"dick and chips, a perfect combo" MK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:13pm.
madam s, since I am a complete chicken-shit, can you tell me what happens?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
you see you love me for me spelling and all ! and yes baby we will be one love !
I cannot believe Michael Lohan was allowed to reproduce.
Oh MK why? WHY??? I couldn't watch the whole thing, (oh god, WHY?) but I hope some EMT's make an appearance at the end of that video.
On a brighter note, I think Michael Lohan's blog is a generous idea as it gives a forum for the public to go and tell him what an idiot asshole he is.
well i am now fucking blind. what in the hell? who in the hell does something like that. o the fuckery. the blood......DONT CLICK THE LINK
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
This guy is psycho and needs to be put away. How could Dina marry this man ever?
lol!
uhhh ohhh which one of you sluts wrote "we love you on dlisted!" on michael lohans blog?! hehehe
Nobody gives a fuck about this no-talent has-been and her fucking family of nobodies.
hey i can go for a cup of coffe how about you i love extra sugar in my coffe , sugar !
I made my brother watch 1 Guy 1 Cup and he said he's scarred for life.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
HolyMaryMotherOfGod!!!! Why did I have to click that link? You told me not to. Ewwwww!
While he's getting his rectum repaired, he ought to check into getting those nasty condyloma excised too.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:57pm.
As they say in Philly, "My name's Bennett, and I ain't in it!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:52pm.
Words of wisdom Charlie. Too bad you didn't teach your "family" better, they wouldn't be doing life right now.
mi chola you know what i meant , ride or die together baby
yeah thanks dlisted skanks i mean that with respect
Triscuit, it's all good babes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:44pm.
HAHAHA!!! what would you buy at the pharmacy to take care of *THAT* problem? somethin a little stronger than preperation-h i would guess.
Just ignore the weird sociopath that is trying to be irritating/confusing/attention-grabbing/whatever on every thread at the moment. Its just some disgruntled former poster who got slated and hated so ran off with his tail between his legs but can't let it go so wants to fuck with people. Its attempts to do so are laughably lame and all it wants is to be noticed so the best thing to do is leave him well alone.
Facts, most of which can and will be ???cooperated???"
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"Corroborated" you dumb freckled fuck.
maybe we can die together
you know how much that makes me feel !
THAT IS UNBELIEVINGLY FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING MOTHERFUKERING STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING RIDUCULOUS. IF I WERE IN HER (LINDSEYS) GODDAMN POSITION AND TRYING HARD TO FUCKING GET BACK ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW AND MAKE A CAREER AND THEN YOUR FUCKING STUPID DAD COMES ALONG AND IS MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. HE IS A FUCKING WHORE IF I EVER SAW ONE. HE IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE I HAVE SEE IN A VERY FUCKING LONG TIME. AND I HAVE MET A LOT OF FUCKING ASSHOLES. ITS LIKE NO, IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT THE BEST THING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER DONT BE MAKING A FUCKING PUBLIC SPECTICLE OUT OF YOURSELF AT HER FUCKING EXSPENSE.
thats fucking crazy ! so all you talking bitches shut the fuck up when someone is trying to watch a movie !
I've come to the conclusion that Lindsay, her dad and SamRo's posts are written by one person.
Hey thanks for that 1 Man 1 Cup link MK. I've been having hemorrhoid problems all day, but now I don't feel so bad!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
OMG that grammar is embarrassing to read.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Note to Daddy Lohan: see that cellphone clipped to your waist belt? That there instrument can be used to call people, sometimes even daughters. Next time you have something to say to Lindsay, try using it rather than cluttering up the interwebs with your drivel. Probably also less likely to make Lindsay hate you more than she does already (if that would be possible). Jesus, and I thought my parent was bad.
Nice package though. He's totally sleazy-hot.
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"But HE pulled into my spot, so I had to kill him and his kids..."
mk, are you mad at us?
Why do you tell us not to clicky when you know we are bad children and we will?
Then we are horribly scarred for life and thoroughly punished.
mk, why do you punish us when we love you so much?
xoxo
Oh and how does this loser lohan bankroll his debauchery I wonder
Hec~yeah,talk about the big IDIOT in the pic.We do not use words like "Fag" here.MK is the only one who can use "that" word. Get it?
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
so we got to talk about the big fag thats in the picture
What is with him always wearing those blue jeans?
Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:31pm.
I would NEVER click on a link in here. I learned that lesson the hard way.
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Submitted by madmike2276 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:24pm.
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Thank you.I usually do NOT click when my HERO says not to.You should listen as well,my good slut!
haha
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
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WTF Man?????
DO NOT WATCH THE ONE MAN ONE CUP VIDEO!
I REPEAT
DO NOT WATCH THE ONE MAN ONE CUP VIDEO!
People always joke about throwing up a little when they see something disturbing.....I LITERALLY thew up a little after watching that sh*zzz...
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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
what the f--- your talking about !
Submitted by twitle d on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:26pm.
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What up,LOVAH?
You gotta try to stay on topic of the post,okay?
I know your pepaw ass has NO idea what I'm talking about though!
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:21pm.
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LmfffAO!
Off topic=I know you all prolly already saw it BUT,I just watched "Slingblade"last night(I know,how 90's of me)but I CRIED my ears off!
Great flick.I no~no(ha,again)what took me so long to see it!
edit to put in the "g".DUR
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
This guy should be put to sleep
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yo baby yo baby yo!
You warned me. You really warned me, but I didn't listen. I clicked on the link and saw that guy with bottle. I've seen many videos of gross things, I've seen weird shit in person, but that was the first time I literally got sick and threw up a little in my mouth...no joke. That was the most vile thing I've seen.
I will heed your future warnings! lol
I prefer to limit my Michael Lohan exposure to Chelsea Handler ridiculing him on her show.
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:11pm.
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Now THAT is the only justifiable reason to go apeshit in a theatre! We could make The Changeling the new Rocky Horror cult mess by flinging popcorn and taking swigs from contraband alcohol ever time Angie Jo screeches about her SOOOOOOOOOON and thumps her bony chest :D (yes, just scrolled back from the Benjamin Buttons shooter post).