Kill The Blog
Lohan-Noooooooooo! Hasn't the internet been through enough?! I mean, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Cheetah Lady, (don't click on this ---->) 1 Guy 1 Cup (<---don't!), and now Michael Lohan's blog!
Yes, the SamRo hating, penis-necked daddy of HoHan has built his own crackhouse on the internet so that he can "set the record straight." I love how he's trying to make things "straight" while wearing a turtleneck, fancy loafers and a cell phone clipped to his waistband. Very straight.
And in that picture above, why oh why couldn't an out-of-control semi truck driven by his drunk daughter come careening around the corner to knock that cell phone out of his waistband. You know how I feel about that.
Michael Lohan says his new blog is not about HoHan or SamRo. His new blog is about GOD! But if SamRo or HoHan talk about him in the media, he'll use his new blog to trash them right back. It sounds like even Inside Edition got sick of giving this asshole a soap box to rant on, so he's taken his act to the internet.
Here's a small piece from his first post. Remember, his blog is not about his daughter:
What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.I know a lot of people like to “feed the fire" and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a “source,” a "close friend," or an "insider." But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren't fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.
It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.
Okay, so here we go...
Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, "Samantha is on drugs!"Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”
WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
And he's dragging White Oprah into this! White Oprah better pull out her Hooters Mastercard and purchase WhiteOprah.org so that she can join the Lohan family blog wars.
I'm probably not enjoying Michael's blog as much as I should be, because I'm sober. After downing a few bottles of Bartles & Jaymes, I'll read this shit again and I'll probably give him a standing ovation at the end. I will admit that the Bible verses are a nice touch. His blog is the definition of "fuckery!"
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If he was out partying with Lindsay he'd totally jumpstart her AND his career. They should form a club called FAMEWHORES and pick the worst celebs to join. I loves it!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:39pm.
What better place to air my periodic Wiki warning. It is not fact checked. Anyone can post there. It is not a reliable source for anything. Better and more reliable bios are found elsewhere on the internet, namely IMDB for actors.
Granted (hee), but it's a very good start and it provides leads to other resources. I think the fact that anyone can post or edit--like DL, in theory--tends to weed out the bogus stuff. Not to argue, but anyone can post a bio on IMDb, I think.
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Being a contributor to IMDB, I can tell you that anything you submit for biographical material is reviewed before posting. Even movie reviews and comments there have a review process, and can be deleted.
Wikipedia is unreliable and full of untruths. People who post links to it like gospel (which occurs a lot here) are contributing to misinformation, and I think people should know that.
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He is so capable, and I like him very much, I have seen him on Meetwealthy. com. I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky
I love that his "press booking" company has a gmail address.
And I have to agree about Wikipedia. Most of the entries are written by practical jokers or someone with an agenda.
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oh fuck! fuckity sick fuck!!!!!!
why did i click and watch that video?
anyone knows if the guy died?
fuck!!!!!!
ps: i want to send mr. lohan a whole bunch of jars and crisco
there's indeed nothing on his website about his daughter...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:39pm.
What better place to air my periodic Wiki warning. It is not fact checked. Anyone can post there. It is not a reliable source for anything. Better and more reliable bios are found elsewhere on the internet, namely IMDB for actors.
Granted (hee), but it's a very good start and it provides leads to other resources. I think the fact that anyone can post or edit--like DL, in theory--tends to weed out the bogus stuff. Not to argue, but anyone can post a bio on IMDb, I think.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
What better place to air my periodic Wiki warning. It is not fact checked. Anyone can post there. It is not a reliable source for anything. Better and more reliable bios are found elsewhere on the internet, namely IMDB for actors.
The Cary Grant/Randolph Scott rumor has been around for ages and is mostly unsubstantiated.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
what a pathetic man and family
Submitted by dead-actress on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:30pm.
Yes! The whole bio is inneresting. He seems like a unique character, with a full life.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:20pm.
Good, thanks. Just catching up on the news. Also just read Wiki's bio on Cary Grant. Inneresting dude!
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And he married Dyan Cannon. Only thing I ever liked about her was her laugh.
But the Wiki bio is very "inneresting." He & Randolph Scott were an "item"....hmmmmm..
The video ends when he apparently feels he is done picking the broken glass out and walks away. None of the questions that naturally arise from this are answered. If its real, he probably went to a hospital for emergency surgery, if not, probably had a beer... ;)
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Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:02am.
..can somebody inform me.?..did this guy do this on purpose or was it an accident cause it was boring for me till that sound made me look closer..did he manage to get the thing out?..in pieces?...did he cry while at it?..that fountain of blood was..yeah...so many questions,maybe I should just watch it again...lol.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:17pm.
Well I went looking for da"E"! But I supposed you'll do. JUST KIDDING! (i really did but it's JUST as good to see you:) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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Angel, my sweet girl! How are you? DAE...we all abbreviate when she comes to comment! Habit. LOL!
I've enjoyed your vids on youtube. The one with Dlisters was hilarious!!
You have a great talent. I have no idea how that is done..so I'll leave it to you to entertain us.
ON T: I will not click on the 1 cup 1 guy link. I learned my lesson months ago...still nauseous.
Submitted by dead-actress on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:15pm.
Good, thanks. Just catching up on the news. Also just read Wiki's bio on Cary Grant. Inneresting dude!
Submitted by dead-actress on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:57am.
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Well I went looking for da"E"! But I supposed you'll do. JUST KIDDING! (i really did but it's JUST as good to see you:) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:11pm.
Hi DA! Plus, facts don't need corroboration: they're already facts. Evidence or theories need corroboration.
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Sheeps, my love! How are you today? It's nice to see you.
ON T: I love knowing Michael Lohan really is an idiot.
Hi DA! Plus, facts don't need corroboration: they're already facts. Evidence or theories need corroboration.
If & when this fucking idiot stands at the Pearly Gates, I hope St. Peter will ask that he use the word "CORROBORATED" in a sentence if he expects to gain entry...and he fails. Idiot.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:38am.
Wow - Michael Lohan has totally removed the comments from his blog - I wonder if it had anything to do with the fact that hundreds of people told him he's an axh0le? Of course he won't listen and he's even posted another self-promoting entry today.
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He also removed the origional text and it was his own email address, now its his production co. I guess that whole experiment blew up in his face.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY did I click on that link????
That was seriously disturbing, did the guy get all of the glass out?
That whole Lohan family is a sad sack of liars and manipulators.
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I bought a novel, some perfume, a fortune all for you; But it's not my conscience that hates to be untrue
I asked of my reflection, tell me what is there to do?
- Squeeze "Tempted"
Wow - Michael Lohan has totally removed the comments from his blog - I wonder if it had anything to do with the fact that hundreds of people told him he's an axh0le? Of course he won't listen and he's even posted another self-promoting entry today.
The fucktard means CORROBORATED. Much like his idiot daughter, daddy can't spell or use language correctly.
Be Adequite!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Did you guys notice though that not ONCE does he make a sound?? Crazy.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
why oh why did i watch that video??!! i am now quite disturbed...that man has ruined his no no hole for a very long time...all the blood! ugh.
How can ANYONE be expected to take this ass-monkey seriously, I wonder? Does the world really care what Lindsay's daddy thinks about anything? Talk about trainwrecks... I'd put THIS guy in that category.
His words will be "cooperated"? What an ignoramus.
When did he edit this blog entry? If you go to Senor Lohan's blog entry now, it doesn't have the text that MK pulled over last night. Yesterday's post is pretty much gone at this point but if you do a search on some of yesterday's text, you can find a cached version of it out there. Lohan got a lot of scathing comments on it and he must have decided to toss it.
That video was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever seen - and if that was for REAL, I'd say that guy's probably gonna be spending the rest of his life shitting into a bag...
For some odd reason I was waiting for that guy to shit in the cup and drink it or something...the glass breaking was too much! I bet he won't stick anything else up his ass... LOL
He says his words will be cooperated? The dumbass means CORROBERATED. That's as far as I read in his blog sample before I laffed. HA HA the dumbass can't even spell or stuff. PFFT
first video I've felt disturbed enough to not watch whole...and probably never will..can somebody inform me.?..did this guy do this on purpose or was it an accident cause it was boring for me till that sound made me look closer..did he manage to get the thing out?..in pieces?...did he cry while at it?..that fountain of blood was..yeah...so many questions,maybe I should just watch it again...lol.
Why doesn't her loser father get a job and leave her alone?
Jebus H. Krist why did I click on that nastiness?
DAMN YOU MK! I stopped it as soon as the glass broke because I thought i was going to vomit.
Well those nasty varicose veins were bad enough.
*SHUDDER* If you haven't clicked on 1guy1cup DO NOT DO IT
Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
Michael, you're just pissed off because you didn't think of it first.
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This man is an idiot who has a pathetic grasp of English, and choose to share it on the internet. "The facts will be cooperated-" Mr. Lohan, I believe you mean corroborated.
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I remember when I first saw 1 guy 1 cup. I had turned the sound down and was all like what's the stuff running out of his butt hahaha yeahh it's blood sky.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Word Angel! I was wondering the same thing. Are they like some serious varicose veins or what?
But WHAT was UP with the skin on his ass and thighs!?!? I din't even watch the whole thing and I can't get the image outta my head for curiosity. IIIIIIICK! I'm not kidding. If I ever meet MK, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch him FUCKING HARD in the arm for that click.
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Can someone tell me what's the point of that one guy one cup thang? Am I so old I'm out of the mainstream? Dag. And why didn't he use an Orangina bottle and really make it entertaining?
there will be a restraining order soon, i guess...
i like linds and sam as a couple.
all lohan family members can't keep theirs traps shut. it's embarassing. lindsay was an attention whore, too, before she was together with sam.
i love mark ronson!
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:30pm.
LOL! I never click. I learned that awhile ago.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:42pm.
mmm, I am so craving beets right now...I'm pretty sure I have a jar of them in the pantry...now where did they go...
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ewwwww you sick fuck!! haha, ughhh i will never ever EVER get that image out of my head. ive been thinking about it all day...im sick.
Submitted by Kristy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:42pm.
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Why? WHY?!?!?!
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Right?
So can report MK or what?;p
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Why? WHY?!?!?!
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Why? WHY?!?!?!
mmm, I am so craving beets right now...I'm pretty sure I have a jar of them in the pantry...now where did they go...
i fucking clicked...i'm so upset with myself right now...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
The guy with the broken glass in his ass was great..I guess he won't be getting anal for awhile
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.