Two Limp Pieces Of Broccoli Got Engaged
It is a sloooow slooowwwwww gossip day. Somebody please go and wake Brit Brit up and tell her now is a great time for her to crash the crazy train again. I swear. I went to Winchell's to get a fucking bear claw for breakfast, came back and there was this story on TMZ. I figured some of you broccoli lovers might care, so here it is.
Two pretty rich boring people got engaged. Wow, right? Tom Brady apparently asked Gis Buttchin to be his wifey while they were riding on a private jet from New Jersey to Boston on Christmas Eve. Tom proposed to Gis in front of her parents, she said yes and then Bridget Moynahan wet queefed.
Seriously, you know Bridge is laughing her ass off at this, because as soon as Gis gets knocked up, Tom will be taking his peen to another snatch. Trust this.
And now that we've gotten this exciting story out of the way, let's all get drunk at T.G.I. Friday's and then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section.
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Ah Pearl - I knew there had to be a least one FT fan here! Brilliant show. I treated myself to the dvd set years ago and almost have them all memorized.
The rabbits and Fun-land and my faves.... I think I know what I'm doing this evening!!
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB: "I never realized how much they look alike, there's a good chance that their baby will look inbred."
I was going to post this, but you beat me to it. They're both so handsome!
Gisele left Leo because he didn't want to settle down so I don't buy that he's crying in his champagne over her.
These two are about as interesting as the Afflecks. But if Gisele wants a hubby and some kids, then congrats!
Tom is goodlooking but he looks like a lazy lay.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:58pm.
then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section.
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I'm thinking it would be more of a Father Ted incident.
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I LOVE YOUUUUU for the Father Ted mention!!! And I HATE MYSELF for not remembering it -- here's a youtube of it:
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I'll bet Leonardo DiCaprio is depressed big. People know who wanted who back in that saga, because he still whines in interviews. When you're a super-model phile and you've had the world's #1, then #2 or #3 aren't the same.
Both of these douches are overrated.
I never found Gisele striking. When Victorias Secret first introduced her, they made such a big deal about how curvy she is, ha!
Tom Brady is just a an asshole quarterback, he's like a successful version of Kevin Federline. Unborn babies won't stop him from living the American dream.
I never realized how much they look alike, there's a good chance that their baby will look inbred.
Wait until she gets knocked up. Bridget can give her pointers then
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:28pm.
Hey, missy! I mean no offense to New England fans. But now you've had your fun. The Pats' reign of terror is over! ;)~
I'm a jelus h8er Eagle fan. What can I say?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section.
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I'm thinking it would be more of a Father Ted incident.
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:42pm.
MK...you cannot get drunk at fridays (and I have TRIED) but they claim to be a 'family' establishment and wouldn't serve me more than two beers
What?? I have gotten drunk so many times in TGI!!!
sue them!
Submitted by Lipstick on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:14pm.
Gisele has gorgeous hair, skin and bod ( a bit too skinny but she's a model). But her face? I don't get it.
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Agree although she does mainly runway work doesn't she? She doesn't need a great face for that, just a smokin' bod.
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It is a sloooow slooowwwwww gossip day. Somebody please go and wake Brit Brit up and tell her now is a great time for her to crash the crazy train again. I swear.
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Aw! I'm sorry, MK. If its any consolation (it won't be), OK's cover today reads (IN HUGE LETTERS!)
JENNIFER IS STILL OBSESSED WITH ANGIE!!!
I totally barfed out a laugh when I read that. Here we go again! LOL!
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MK...you cannot get drunk at fridays (and I have TRIED) but they claim to be a 'family' establishment and wouldn't serve me more than two beers. Meanwhile, if they wanted it to be a true family establishment, they'd have my now dead (and who the fuck misses him) father in a drunken rage beating his kids.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:01pm.
I think Bill Belachik may have sold his soul and the souls of his team to the devil for Super Bowl rings.
You probably know about the spying scandal last year. There's an element of "win at all costs". That's why I'm so happy to see them fall.
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the pats sucked for so long before these recent successful seasons.. let us have our fun!!!
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let's all get drunk at T.G.I. Friday's and then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section.
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I love the way you think MK. Im so there :)
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No idea who he is or the knocked up bitch you're talking about so I can't comment on them but as for Gis, well, fuck me, she's done well for herself hasn't she?! Not with him as I haven't a clue who he is but with her career. She's the only supermodel I really don't think would make me turn my head walking down the street. Every single other one I can see is either very attractive, beautiful or interesting/unique-looking. Gisele is none of these things, she's like the generic photofit you would get if you put all other models in the world together. All the unique bits that make them beautiful would be wiped out and just the basic generic bone structure and body would be left. How has she made such a successful career out of being an e-fit I wonder? Plus has she actualy had a nose job as well? That's surprising. Its common amongst celebs to get shitloads of work done but I believe its relatively uncommon amongst models (at least until they start aging). So she had that great a career off the back of that face which she's had to resort to surgery to achieve? Bizarre! And all her boyfs look like her - narcissist!
These celebutwats pass around each others pussies and dicks like Polaners passes around the Jelly for fucks sakes.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:04pm.
Sadly foot-warming-simian, the same cannot be said of your hat and scarf set. Pressie from the mil? Tres passive aggressive of her.
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How'd you guess? Actually, that's my mug shot! I got thrown in the chokey for round house kicking my MIL in the face after opening my pressie! It was worth it....
ON T: Between Tom and the Uniballer, I can't quite decide which bitch I hate the most.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nothing say's "Partay" like a man in woman's unmentionables prancing around in the middle of a retail store..Nothing..
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Gisele has gorgeous hair, skin and bod ( a bit too skinny but she's a model). But her face? I don't get it.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:01pm.
Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:52pm
My beloved PATS go owned in the las Superbowl not the Playoffs, I agree with you guys, He loos evil pretty, as does the new QB
and GB has had a NOSE job? really? that nose is horrible... couldn't she had something better done?
they look like brother and siser.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:08pm.
Yep, zomay. I almost jizzed in my ponts when the Pats were beaten by the Dolphins!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"And now that we've gotten this exciting story out of the way, let's all get drunk at T.G.I. Friday's and then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section."
This is why I should always hold off posting until I've read the last paragraph of every succulent post, MK, you make me misty for the great times I had with my favoritest ever post-college housemate,&cant stop LOLLING !
Deb YES. Their fans would think we are nuts. But I think you are on to something. So many people I know would chant things like "YOU ARE GOING DOWN TOMMY". Heeeheeeheeehee. Something about them is/was smelled fishy.
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Tom Brady is handsome, but seems like a douchebag.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:41pm.
Wow. The model and the moron. They were made for each other.
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Sadly foot-warming-simian, the same cannot be said of your hat and scarf set. Pressie from the mil? Tres passive aggressive of her.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:01pm.
I think Bill Belachik may have sold his soul and the souls of his team to the devil for Super Bowl rings.
You probably know about the spying scandal last year. There's an element of "win at all costs". That's why I'm so happy to see them fall.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I like the way Gisele talks and that's about it. The rest of her is like a modified "Buffy Bot" and Tom Brady is its "Spike."
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
man I didn't even clue into who these two broccoli clumps were until I read their names WTF? the HELL is going on with Giselle's big moon face? Never noticed how wide it was WHOA. And Tom Brady looks like a certain attorney with a porn problem I know, just average well-to-do blaaah.
oh yeah -- happy post-Xmas hangovers y'alls ;D
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Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:52pm.
Tom Brady has an evil kind of beauty. I'm an NFL fan, and watching him play kind of freaked me out. He was like a perfect android , (on a perfect team), 'til he and the Pats got owned in last year's playoffs. Then he got hurt in the first game of this season.
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I agree. For a while I thought either the Wicans in New England had cast a spell to goldenize the Pats, or they had an inside edge (maybe experts at cheating). Because for a while they looked like perfect androids. A few years a go I was trying to figure it out. I don't trust the head coach.
roxie, one nose job and one boob job is not "a lot" of plastic surgery.....compared to everyone else in that business.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:40pm.
Yes thank you, I agree with you.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
He's a douche with a capital bag.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Gisele has had a lot of plastic surgery.
I agree with you guys too. Bridget is a big girl. Yes, he's a douche, but she had to know that after two years of dating him.
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
Tom Brady has an evil kind of beauty. I'm an NFL fan, and watching him play kind of freaked me out. He was like a perfect android , (on a perfect team), 'til he and the Pats got owned in last year's playoffs. Then he got hurt in the first game of this season.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Creepella on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:40pm.
I'm glad, I'm not the only one who thinks like that.
Ugh. His face is scaring me! He looks like Kelsey Grammer, only not as old.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:40pm.
You know what Bunny, at the risk of getting pounced on, I have to agree with you.
Bridget was long past her teenage years and birth control is aplenty. I think Bridget was losing her man, getting older and wanted a baby. Some would see nothing wrong with that, I think she was selfish. But she got what she wanted in the end: a baby and some attention.
As for Tom, he didn't do anything to protect himself from having a baby either, but I really haven't heard of him shreiking his daddy duties. But they are all self centered people so who knows.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
damn, she is so fucking gorgeous, and I wish I had her body (and her bank account, for that matter).
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
I just googled Winchell's, as it seemed more interesting than those two. It was and now I want to go there. Mean, Michael, mean :(
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:37pm.
I am in no way in favor of cheaters, but there's something that doesn't add up in this situation.
I don't like GB and I don't like TB ( well, only as a QB)but if you are having troubes with your girlfriend, why get her pregnant?
Me Thinks it was a last effort off her part to keep him.
but then again I don't know the story. just MO
LOVE ANDERSON, I miss your old avi...
I always thought she would end up with an old guy who has billions of euros and a midlife crisis. Sure was wrong about that one.
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Wow. The model and the moron. They were made for each other.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:37pm.
Please let Karma work and she dump his lame ass. He's handsome but what a prick to leave his wife while preggy. Fuck him, I hope the Karma fairy cares enough to have him on her radar.
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Bridget Moynahan was never his wife. They had broken up and got back together for one last goodbye fuck, and magically she gets pregnant. It was a desperate attempt on her part to keep her man. The gentlemanly thing to do would be to marry the woman you knock up, but the lady-like thing would have been not to get knocked up before marriage to begin with.
They kinda look alike.
Whatever.
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