Friday, December 26th 2008
An Elegant Christmas Angel
This Christmas, I decided to make it extra special by printing out a picture of The Empress of Lucite and taping it to the top of our tree. I bet that when I did this, an angel in heaven got its exquisite lucite heels and finally became the elegant beauty its been dreaming of becoming.
Here's the patron saint of lucite and elegance leaving a shelter on Christmas Eve after magically filling the empty stomachs of homeless people by blowing lucite kisses at them. No, she was leaving some hair salon. But I'm sure she was only there to get her clip-on bangs rotated and then she was going to glide right on over to feed the homeless.
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She looks WHORE-IF-ICK!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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So I just looked Shauna up on IMDB and the brunette daughter is the spitting image of her father, who although looks like a raging cheeseball, has very handsome features.
And I know she's mentally ill or at least something is obviously wrong with her, but there are a few photos of Shauna in 1999 and the deterioration of her looks in the ensuing time is unreal! (She was always trashy as hell though... that has stayed consistent). If I was the father of those girls I would be worried about her mental state.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:19pm.
that pic of "Donatella" is NOT Donatella!
ITA! Donatella doesn't have tits like that, has more meat on her bones, and a much flatter nose and a more pronounced brow.
I went to JJ to see if there were more pics, and I got an error message. All record of that post has vanished. WTF?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
'the hell?
She's waaaay tooooo skinny, even wearing white.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Surely the brunette kid isn't hers? Way too cute. Or she just lucked out and got a heavy dose of the dad's genes.
I feel so bad for those kids. They seem okay but they're starting to be of an age where the humiliation is going to take a harsh toll.
I don't get this hobag. She has three beautiful kids and she still wants to walk around like a teenager. I'd bet the rent she's anorexic too.
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she has the typical fake Southern CA woman look
I was reading some of the posts and I gotta say...You biznatches are HILARIOUS! I fucking love this site.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:27pm.
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CM, You remind me of my friend.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
It's like a Bratz doll come to life!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
bitch NEEDS to eat a double-double from in-and-out.
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Oh well; at least she has pants, which is more than I can say for Ham Anderson. But yeah, she needs a few more Xmas cookies and another pair of fudgin shoes already!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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I don't know why, whenever I see a picuture of her I think she smells like shit... random
Somebody needs to force feed this idiot a turkey sandwich. Blechhhh.
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her legs are thinner than her daughters'...gross. can you say "anorexia"..?
She's revolting in so many ways, but her kid always seem happy, and they look normal enough.
Hey CHUCK!
DID YOU HAVE A NICE FUCKING HOLIDAY?
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
WHO THE HELL IS THIS STUPID BITCH. SKINNY ENOUGH. YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME GODDAMN MEAT TO CHEW ON DOWN BELOW OTHERWISE YOU ARE FUCKING GODDAMN WORTHLESS. STUPID FUCKING SKANK BITCH. HI PSL YOU FUCKING LOVELY GODDAMN FUCKING WHORE.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:18pm.
It was "cold" (shaddup) in LA last night. I had real ice in my birdbath. (Not a euphemism.) This is not news anywhere else, but it's rare here.
Woooorrrd to that, Sheeps. And rainy, let's not forget rainy. Made for a super nippy drippy Christmas.
She's dressed. I didn't recognize her.
I've never been to L.A. so I don't know. Does it really get cold enough there to dress like this or is she just doing it because she likes the outfit?
Is it just me or does she look even thinner than usual? She's wearing white and that usually makes you look like you weigh more. And what is with the wig? Is she in poor health?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:14pm.
Kimberly Stewart has a stunt double?
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LOL! Hi! TV! Congrats on the Caption This!! Too funny!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Much like my Jingle Balls, my heart is now full. Le sigh.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
that pic of "Donatella" is NOT Donatella!
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
It was "cold" (shaddup) in LA last night. I had real ice in my birdbath. (Not a euphemism.) This is not news anywhere else, but it's rare here.
Maybe that bone stealing dog should walk up and steal her.
If she looks this shockingly thin in photos, I can't imagine what she looks like in person.
Submitted by Mopa on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:13pm.
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Oh, Mopa! I'm in love with the baby in your avie!! And I totally agree with the Donatella connection. Put this bitch in the bikini and from the neck down...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
bangs are perfect on her. they frame that beautiful face.
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
Donatella wishes she looked like that, and that's... just sad.
That recent picture of DV scared 5 of my holiday pounds off of my ass.
Bring 'em on!
Stop the Fug
SHe doesnt have that huge clueless grin on her face either so that could be it.
Kimberly Stewart has a stunt double?
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All lucite bullshit aside, I always feel bad for unnaturally rail thin people. It's a shame how people choose vanity over health.
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god her face is BUSTED!
her kids are so cute! the only word that comes to mind seeing her with her kids is: incongruous.
so bizzare
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While I'm here... I'm not digging that mylar jacket either. And white pants after Labor Day?
Stop the Fug
She looks like the Donatella Versace pic of yesterday, with just a little more fluid in her, some space clothes on, and less closer to skin cancer.
Those lucious lips!!!!
I think her lips are deflating. She needs to go in for booster shots.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Awww you are right. I do detect a glow.
tranny-looking much?
I'd like to see her try to walk around NYC in those come-fuck-me-heels in the dead of winter.
Submitted by CatLover2 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:08pm.
Her face looks different.
Lucite injections.
Stop the Fug
Her face looks different.