Friday, December 26th 2008
An Elegant Christmas Angel
This Christmas, I decided to make it extra special by printing out a picture of The Empress of Lucite and taping it to the top of our tree. I bet that when I did this, an angel in heaven got its exquisite lucite heels and finally became the elegant beauty its been dreaming of becoming.
Here's the patron saint of lucite and elegance leaving a shelter on Christmas Eve after magically filling the empty stomachs of homeless people by blowing lucite kisses at them. No, she was leaving some hair salon. But I'm sure she was only there to get her clip-on bangs rotated and then she was going to glide right on over to feed the homeless.
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Eeewwww, anorexic much?? damn, she looks fucking BEAT. at least her daughters are gorgeous! hopefully they turn out healthy
doesn't white pants make you look heavier?
what a tooth-pick
damn it's a shame when you look like shit wearing clothes
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Submitted by forever.now on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 6:37pm.
I wouldn't be surprised if lorenzo lamas is still giving her money.
I bet he has to pay child support till his 3 kids are 18 or graduate from uni. Depending what the amount is, and whatever he has had to pay in spousal support after 6 years of marriage (even if they had a prenup), she might not need to work.
pumpkin shopping... I have to get this darned thing fixed.
one of shauna's best features: her girls always look very cute (and age appropriate).
I wonder if she has gotten to this low weight in order to fit into sample sizes which are smaller than ever (0, 2). I hope that is the case because it would be better from a psychological standpoint. I know there probably aren't that many people throwing dresses her way, so the more that she can fit into the better.
I wouldn't be surprised if lorenzo lamas is still giving her money. he has been on some reality shows in recent years.
shauna is back to looking as though she is in a sad mood. she looked that way when michael k first started to post her photos and she perked up for a while and looked rather happy while pimpking shopping with the girls at the hollywood pumpkin patch.
I think if I never again saw anyone wearing pink frosted lipstick, I could be a happy person.
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who is this stank bitch??
Hmmmm....isn't this where hohan was photographed yesterday? Me thinks Lucite knew the paps were staked out there...
You know - sometimes I call it the Courtney Love School of Parenting. You be the most atrocious person you can be and your kid will rebel by trying to be the exact opposite.
I don't think it will happen with all her kids tho...one - IF she's lucky.
Point in case: Paris and Kathy Hilton.
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She reminds me of the aluminum Christmas tree that my mother used in the 70s.
Submitted by cringe on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:49pm.
can't hate this woman, her kids are lovely and normal looking and she obviously has issues! totally harmless to everyone except herself
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surely you jest. you think her kids arent affected by her body dysmorphia?
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i sure liked dlisted better with LoLo
that older looking girl of hers looks like madonna's cc, lourdes.
can't hate this woman, her kids are lovely and normal looking and she obviously has issues! totally harmless to everyone except herself
OMG! I feel sorry for this woman. She obviously has an eating disorder and an addiction to horrifying plastic surgery. Let's hope she's not passing her neurosis (sp?) on her kids.
good lord...ss legs are thinner than her daughters legs...and she can wear white with question because there's no way ss has a period...
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Sands needs at least three quarter pounder juicy cheeseburgers with a jumbo side of thick, greasy steak fries...then she desperately needs to wash all that down with a double chocolate milkshake STAT!!!! Bitch is way too thin, she looks horrendous.
Those bangs are framing the most unflattering features i have seen in awhile.
Bangs are lovely in general, but her old-hagness is in full force now that more of her face can be seen. Grody!
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Xtina in 10 years. Sands looks awful...so skinny and unhealthy and her face has had way to much surgery done to it.I feel for her kids to have to be seen with this mess.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Poor thing has starved any pretty that was there in her younger days, all that's left is the fat injections she calls lips and the 2 silicone balls that are her breasteseseses.
As we age, we become condensed versions of our younger selves. That's why this kind of cosmetic surgery doesn't work.
The fake stuff doesn't fit the rest.
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She needs to fix her smoker's skin, that's what she needs!!! If you go to her myspace page, she has some recent glamour photos, and they obviously airbrushed that nasty graey smoker skin out and she looks very pretty! There are treatments to fix that, but She spends all her money on all the nasty stuff like botox, collegen sillicone, etc!
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Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:03pm.
IMO the worst part about her is not her body, its her face! She has had several HORRIFIC plastic surgeries and she is looking more and more like a monkey. At this point, she's freakishly hideous.
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I agree, while she's always been trashy, she used to be pretty. Now she's trashy, fug and freakish looking...It's sad really, but she's delusional enough to think she looks HWAT, so I guess it's kind of like how it sucks to have Alzheimer's but on the bright side you meet so many new people...badumdum...
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NOT Donnatella is looking like an anorexic Barbie doll.
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IMO the worst part about her is not her body, its her face! She has had several HORRIFIC plastic surgeries and she is looking more and more like a monkey. At this point, she's freakishly hideous.
Shauna's weave weighs more than her thighs!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:29pm.
I would so love to see some video of her falling on her flat bony ass while wearing those lucite stilts.
But you don't--she's that good. They've melded with her feet. She's been wearing them since age 16.
I would so love to see some video of her falling on her flat bony ass while wearing thos lucite stilts.
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Methinks the Empress of Lucite is dying of anorexia.
The Glamour Girl of the 21st Century, that's what you are, Shauna! Every man's wet dream! (well..not THIS man's wet dream, but you would be if I hadnt turned out an invert).
She certainly turns more heads than Phoebe Price, that's fer shure!
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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:21pm.
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There's a whole sub-culture of these broads running around in L.A. It's just freakish.No job...no company to run...NO PROBLEM.If she's escorting...then they must be "regulars" who are in the habit of seeing her.I know if she showed up to my hotel room...I'd call the madame & chew her ass out before switching services. ;^D
Let's see:
* Stepping outta' some hideously overpriced Melrose Triangle boutique/salon:CHECK
* Swarovski encrusted custom lucite stripper heels from some hole in the wall on Hollywood Blvd. : CHECK
* 800 dollar "designer" sweatsuit from the H.Lorenzo closeout sale : CHECK
*1200 dollar Retro 70's Labelle-in-concert re-entry heat shield space jacket:CHECK
* Trajically hip I-Phone posing:CHECK
EVERYTHING THAT SUX ABOUT L.A. SUMMARIZED SO PERFECTLY
BY 'DIS HO': CHEEEEECK!!!
By the way, she does seem disturbingly malnourished in these photos. I guess when one feeds entirely off of shock value and compliments, the food supply becomes more depleted after each stunt.
So she has gone from looking like Jenna Jameson's mother to looking like Lady Ga Ga's mother. I *guess* that's an improvement on some level.
Yeah thats what I've never understood about her! How does she keep herself in lucite?! Maybe we should ask MK, he'll probably know! Yeah I'm thinking escort work is all she'd be good for, unless she lives off maintenance from her baby daddies. I figured she must have a reality show or some such thing keeping the dollars coming in but it seems all she does is walk around in her stripper heels - bewildering!
She is such a cuttie! And so ELEGANT! I have seen her profile at S*U*G*A*R*B*A*B*Y*M*E*E*T.COM!
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Keane, you've got me? It doesn't seem she has a job. I wouldn't be surprised if she is an "escort" of sorts.
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Here's her IMDb link. Seems she's done some acting.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0482891/
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Thanks Deb, but that must have been decades ago right? How on earth has she made ends meet since then? Rich husbands?
keane
Shauna was a Playboy Playmate. I think she thinks her life is an endless Playboy photo session.
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She's obviously body dysmorphic, she's anorexic but still wearing her stripper heels to make her legs look longer and thinner. I feel really sad looking at her, if she carries on the way she's going she won't be long for this world and she has all those lovely girls. Please also could someone again tell me how and why she is famous? She is neither attractive or seemingly with a job? Was she a porn star?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:29pm.
Hey CHUCK!
DID YOU HAVE A NICE FUCKING HOLIDAY?
HAD A GREAT ONE. FUCK. JESUS. MARY. JOSEPH. ISSAC. ABRAHAM. MOSES. JOB. APOSTLE PAUL. PETER. MARK. LUKE. JOHN. TIMOTHY. JAMES AND WHOEVER THE FUCKING HELL IF COULD HAVE LEFT OUT. COOKED A BIG FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING ROAST WITH ALL THE FUCKING GODDAMN TRIMMINGS WHILE MY USLESS FUCKING WIFE AND HER GODDAMN FAMILY SAT IN THE DEN EATING THEIR FUCKING STUPID ASS CHEESE AND CRACKERS AND FARTING THE WHOLE FUCKING GODDAMN TIME. I JUST STOOD IN THE KITCHEN AND PRETENDED TO BE DOING SHIT WHILE I GOT DRUNK OFF MY GODDAMN FUCKING ASS. FUCKERS DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER. THEY THINK YOU ARE IN THERE FUCKING GODDAMN SLAVING AWAY AND YOU ARE REALLY IN THERE FUCKING DRINKING ONE GODDAMN SCREWDRIVING AFTER ANOTHER. ALL THE FUCKING GODDAMN COOKING WAS DONE BEFORE THEY CAME OVER, BUT THEY DON'T FUCKING GODDAMN HAVE TO KNOW THAT.
how is it that when she looks in the mirror (if indeed she has any!) that she can't see what a ridiculous looking muppet she is? i don't get it! she could probably be kind of pretty if she didn't try to look like an 18 year old. her kids must hate her so hard!
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:38pm.
LOOK! It's the ghost of Christmas trash!
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Apparently she has no mirrors in her house and the people she gets wardrobe from lie to her skank ass.
where can you even BUY pants that long?
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Wonder if she wore that grey jacket on porpoise to match her bottle nose? :)
Yay! Its the dolphin lady :)
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Wow, she looks rough as arse. Why so skinny? That's about as natural as her breasts.