Friday, December 26th 2008

Prince Hot Ginge With A Homeless Man

I see what Prince William is trying to do here. He's thinking in his smart brain that if he makes it hairy on his face, we won't notice the scraggly patch of weeds trying to grow on his head. Wrong! I can still spot his half-grown Chia Pet head a mile away! The beard makes that shit worse. Since he's smart in the brains, maybe he's going to shave off his beard and superglue that shit on his head. Hopefully, that's what he's doing, because his "Can you spare a dollar?" beard is not the look.

Prince William looks like he's been spending the better part of the month living in a cave, feeding on squirrel tales, shitting in holes in the ground and brushing his teeth with plant leaves. Basically, he looks like he's been hanging out with those evil Olsen trolls.

Prince Hot Ginge on the other hand, looks like a big piece of hot sexy, as always. I wish I had some marshmallows, so that I could put them on his fire stick and watch them melt. We'd have S'mores without the chocolate, because I don't play that nasty shit.

Notice how Prince William is staying away from his hotter brother. He can't get too close because the heat from Prince Hot Ginge will singe his pube beard.

Here's the royals including Prince Willy, Prince Hot Ginge, Princess Cartooney Eyes and Queen Elizabeth leaving Christmas mass yesterday.

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Superpop's picture

I just hope Di talked with Hot Ginge about the situation before she died.

If not....

Then it is probably one of those situations where he feels like he can never mention or talk to about it with anyone and he will always be left wondering but can never ask.

That would be kinda sad.

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Sigh. It just occurred to me that you all AREN'T talking about rodney mackay from stargate as the father of the red head.....

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Pearl_Necklace - and besides, its common practice among the royalty (and aristocracy in general) to have a lover or mistress. Prince Charles had a couple, Princess Di had loads, Prince Philip has a long-term mistress and you think Fergie and Andrew were faithful to each other? Yes and pigs really have been seen to fly over Balmoral. They just operate in a completely different fashion to us plebs. Charles married Di cos he had to have a virgin without a past (was it really the 80's or the dark ages?) and carried on shagging non-virginal Camilla and Kanga and God knows who else on the side. Good on Di for giving him a bastard. And wasn't someone saying the other day that it was possible Di and Jemima Khan might be sisters? Its highly possible as they looked very alike and it goes on all the time. Toffs are scandalous aren't they?!

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@ Zappy:

muahaaa exactly! Seriously, wouldn't it be a trip if Will is trying to fuck with Charles and QE II by chanelling Dody Fayed?

And Keane:

Right on. I never bought the "wrong timing" rationale from people insisting that Harry could never be James Hewitt's love child. I say James Hewitt all the way -- Hewitt may have been an asshole but he was one hot ginge asshole and the similarity is just too similar to be coincidental.

Wow those two really are the spitting image of each other aren't they? They're almost like twins they're so similar.... or not. Wonder how much they paid James Hewitt to keep quiet about his lovechild?

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:34pm.
holycaca :O

I was thinking "Who is the gorgeous middle-eastern-looking actor-type with Prince Hot Ginge?"

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It's Prince Fungoola Fazool, I believe.

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holycaca :O

I was thinking "Who is the gorgeous middle-eastern-looking actor-type with Prince Hot Ginge?"

WHOA.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:55am

I hate the royals, too. They're just as inbred as hillbillies.

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She has those big glass troll eyes!

Don't say inbred as hillbillies cuz then I start hearing deliverance music and I get verrry nervous

Submitted by D on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:55pm.
Oh look, it's Princess Furby!

hahaha. Perfect.

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I like Beatrice's hat.

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Those poor princesses...they look...so...toadish.
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They are both good looking. Although I think hot ginge would be more fun in the sack. As for Beatrice - UGH.

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Cara's picture

I'm not a huge fan of guys with facial hair, but I think he pulls it off pretty well. Balding and bearded or not, William is still a hundred times better looking than his brother in my opinion.

Submitted by Superpop on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:35pm.
Here is a HOT picture of Prince Hot Ginge's Dad. NSFW

Opps, missed the NSFW. I am so fired.

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I think they're both Charles' myself...just one looks more like his Mommy. I think it's kinda cute, actually, the way they took after one of each.

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So Princess Di was having an affair with James Hewitt.(and who could blame her? Charles was already cheating on Di with Camilla Horse Face)

I guess it is just a huge coincidence that Harry looks EXACTLY like the man his Mom was having an affair with and NOTHING like Prince Charles.

HUGE COINCIDENCE I guess.

Here is a HOT picture of Prince Hot Ginge's Dad. NSFW:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/36339674_750f30819e_o.jpg

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:18pm.
My sister and I don't look ANYTHING alike either. We have the same parents.
I still stand by Harry looked exactly like Charles as a kid.
Think what you want, as will I.

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I've always been a Prince William kind of girl and the beard makes him that much doable! Hells yeah!
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Oh, dear! Prince Hot Ginge also Prince Double Chinge, no? Time to slim down after New Year's. I'd like to see that jawline re-emerge by Easter, please.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:18pm.
My sister and I don't look ANYTHING alike either. We have the same parents.
I still stand by Harry looked exactly like Charles as a kid.
Think what you want, as will I.

I think it's the ginge hair that makes people assume he's James'. Why I personally think he's Charlie's is the red ruddy, splotchy skin they both have.I also like the beard on Willy.

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My avatar as "Princess Cartooney eyes"!!! Well, I never.....

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My sister and I don't look ANYTHING alike either. We have the same parents.
I still stand by Harry looked exactly like Charles as a kid.
Think what you want, as will I.

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Uh huh...sure.

http://www.throneout.com/images/79.jpg

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:05pm.
that is such bullshit. when Harry was a little kid, he was the spitting image of Charles.

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Submitted by Superpop on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:01pm.

That is because Prince Charles is William's father and James Hewitt is Hot Ginge's real bio Dad.
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that is such bullshit. when Harry was a little kid, he was the spitting image of Charles.

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deka's picture

i like the beard
mountain man sexy
and he's balding on top so why not?! :)
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That is because Prince Charles is William's father and James Hewitt is Hot Ginge's real bio Dad.

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Submitted by Khandi on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:06pm.
Damn, they look nothing alike!

ROTFLMAO@PRINCESS CARTOONEY EYES!!!! OMG When i clicked on that pic and saw her eyes i almost passed out! SHE REALLY DOES have cartoon eyes! *dead*

Hysteria's picture

it's sad that Fergie can't be with her own daughter Beatrice with the other royals. i mean, it's all kinda fake anyway. why not them them attend 'functions' together?! imho

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Sugaroo's picture

I do believe I spy hair plugs on Prince Willie.

Who's the fug with the pop-eyes? Is that one of the Osmonds?

Hysteria's picture

Yes! almost all balding guys try to compensate with facial hair, with scary consequences. Wills is so handsome. He doesn't need to compensate!

"He's thinking in his smart brain that if he makes it hairy on his face, we won't notice the scraggly patch of weeds trying to grow on his head."

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Wills looks like the love child of Barry Gibb and the Zohan.

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:41am.
I've never seen a modern royal sporting facial hair..well besides Princess Anne.

hahahahahaha

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Long live the republic! Pension the royals off, send them to live in subsidized housing, sell all their crap off and give it to the deserving millions.

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Damn, they look nothing alike!
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GrisslyGlamour i most certainly agree with yah, Harry ain't shit.

isn't William too young to start balding? sheesh, balding comes along with puberty over there.

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I thnk he is sexy. OOPS did Isay that out loud??

GrisslyGlamour's picture

I don´t understand the facination everyone seems to have with Harry. He looks very ugly imo, William looks nice with the facegrowth, otherwise they are two very un-cool people who would be no-bodies if not for the royal bullshit.

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The only thing i see of PCharles in William is the longish face, other than that he's all Diana, lucky for him.

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:37am.
Thanks! While Prince Ginge is cute in a rascally sort of way, William has much more refined features. He LOOKS like a future King.
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I can see the baby face attractiveness in the Ginge but he looks like his granny too much (god save her...), and like a Frat Boy into mean sex games, like he'd give you the Angry Dragon without a thought. I think it was that Nazi uniform he wore one time.

PW is more of a traditionally handsome type and he reminds me of JFK, Jr in a way.

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Sorry, I don't see much of Charles in William.

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Submitted by cornpone on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:24am.
prince william looks like david bazan with that beard
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Except PW's head is 200lbs lighter...heehee
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Oooh. I think he grew that beard cuz he's starting to look just like his Daddy. Poor thing.

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William looks too much like his fug father. I have to agree Hot Ginge is the hottest royal going.

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I've never seen a modern royal sporting facial hair..well besides Princess Anne.

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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:30am.

Thanks! While Prince Ginge is cute in a rascally sort of way, William has much more refined features. He LOOKS like a future King.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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William made me very warm in the panty area a long time ago, but as he's gotten older, he hasn't been looking so great... but, unexpectedly, that facial bush is actually doing it for me. I think he looks much better with that thing compared to most recent pics. I'd taste his crumpet.

~yeah. like that~

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i love prince william...he's hot!!

princess cartooney eyes is adorable, they should make an action figure out of her...

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:28am.
Prince William is gorgeous
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Prince William is gorgeous, thinning hair or not. God, he is the picture of Diana.
I wonder where Prince Philip was.
The Queen looks adorable.

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