Friday, December 26th 2008

Prince Hot Ginge With A Homeless Man

I see what Prince William is trying to do here. He's thinking in his smart brain that if he makes it hairy on his face, we won't notice the scraggly patch of weeds trying to grow on his head. Wrong! I can still spot his half-grown Chia Pet head a mile away! The beard makes that shit worse. Since he's smart in the brains, maybe he's going to shave off his beard and superglue that shit on his head. Hopefully, that's what he's doing, because his "Can you spare a dollar?" beard is not the look.

Prince William looks like he's been spending the better part of the month living in a cave, feeding on squirrel tales, shitting in holes in the ground and brushing his teeth with plant leaves. Basically, he looks like he's been hanging out with those evil Olsen trolls.

Prince Hot Ginge on the other hand, looks like a big piece of hot sexy, as always. I wish I had some marshmallows, so that I could put them on his fire stick and watch them melt. We'd have S'mores without the chocolate, because I don't play that nasty shit.

Notice how Prince William is staying away from his hotter brother. He can't get too close because the heat from Prince Hot Ginge will singe his pube beard.

Here's the royals including Prince Willy, Prince Hot Ginge, Princess Cartooney Eyes and Queen Elizabeth leaving Christmas mass yesterday.

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He's thinking in his smart brain that if he makes it hairy on his face, we won't notice the scraggly patch of weeds trying to grow on his head

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haha...that might be true

Chicaloca's picture

According to the Telegraph

"It is believed that the Prince's beard was an attempt to disguise his identity during the SBS mission. He is also following family tradition, as the Prince of Wales grew a beard while on Naval exercises in Alaska in 1975"

He is still hot!

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Prince William looks like a busted homeless man. And sorta looks hot in that homeless man way, like if you were cornered in a dark alley...I think I'll leave that fantasy ellipsed thank you very much.

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mitchyul's picture

Both Princes look hot! The Queen on the other hand needs to find a new wardrobe person. She looks hideous on that candy cane hat and coat. With the vicar beside her she looks even worse

kbug's picture

I like his beard, he's all Dan Fogelbergy. I love it when my husband grows one and I hate it when he shaves it off.

Matador's picture

They're both fug and the redheaded bastard son is starting to get fat.

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Submitted by Ravenswork on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:54pm.

I had the dumb.I got it today, yes Bush.. =D
but what IS the ratio of Presidents sons and daughters in the Whitehouse??

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OnT: Diana would be proud of her handsome sons.

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blaaaake's picture

these two are the only balding, red headed fucks I'd let double stuff me. love is blind...

Sluttsville's picture

I don't know if I would kick either out for leaving crumbs in my bed.

Aunt Bea's picture

I think they are both nice looking.

bring on the republic!

Ravenswork's picture

You are forgetting that Bubba - George W. Bush is the son of the former President George Bush right? :-)

Submitted by Ravenswork on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:45pm.
"OT: when was the last time we had a president with sons? :\ JFK??"

That's an interesting topic, especially why. I think the idea is why so few sons in the White House (like JFK Jr.)?

kate773's picture

Oh my lord, though. I just flipped through those pictures and was literally freaked out a little by how much William looks like Diana. In picture #8, if you take off the beard and imagine Diana's hair, you can literally see her. Its freakin' freaky, man.

Ravenswork's picture

"OT: when was the last time we had a president with sons? :\ JFK??"

You are forgetting that Bubba - George W. Bush is the son of the former President George Bush right? :-)

Hey I like the beard... Wills looks like a sexy grown man!
...Harry on the other hand looks like a lil gingy schoolboy :P
lol

kate773's picture

OK, I'm sorry, I'm not normally a beard lover, but it makes William look so grown up and actually pretty hot.

I'm on board with this.

Emeriesan's picture

Princess Cartooney Eyes!!!

Prince Hot Ginge looks like a lesbian friend of mine (I live in England so his type is quite common here) except she isn't ginger.

William is turning into Eric Clapton. Ugh.

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Tim_the_Enchanter's picture

Prince Willy looks a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow's bitch, Chris Martin. No?

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soul's picture

was William in diguise? on a mission?

OT: when was the last time we had a president with sons? :\ JFK??
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Submitted by cheray on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:58pm.
My two daughters have the same dad and one is dark skinned and one is fair. Everyone thinks that one has a dark father. How can two people from the same place be so different, even down to looking like different races?
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Because those two people (the parents, YOU) weren't created out of dust and spit. Those two people (you), who created those two kids who look nothing alike, have 2 DIFFERENT SET OF PARENTS!!! (granny and grandpappy) which makes that, let's count 4 different set of people with TOTALLY DIFFERENT SET OF DNA!! See how that works?

My younger sibling and i looked like twins, where my older sibling looks not much like us, same eyes but totally different features otherwise. She looks like my grandparents on my mothers side, and my younger sibling and i look like a mix of both our parents and my dad's side of the family but not my mom's side. Kapish?

To whoever cares: I see the resemblance between Hot Ginge and that guy who Diana supposedly had an affair with but UnHot Ginge has the same features as his grandmother on his dad's side, Queen 'Liz'

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I would do them both multiple times,they are both very hot

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:57pm.

LCT, some people think so. It's been mentioned earlier in this thread. I don't really care -- I just like looking at the Heir and the Spare.
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Hahahahahah Heir and the Spare. That's awesome.

If they were both standing in front of you pantless wanting the sexy times, would you be able to pick?

I totally wouldn't be able to. I mean, ding DONG.

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LCT, some people think so. It's been mentioned earlier in this thread. I don't really care -- I just like looking at the Heir and the Spare.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:54pm.

I was actually thinking that might be a more common practice these days. I only say these days becuz these days we can do it.
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I bought the new Best of 2008 People magazine today and there was actually an ad for an at-home paternity test.

Oh goodness.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:52pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:51pm.

I read somewhere, not Wikipedia, that Harry underwent a DNA test and is definitely Charles's offspring

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I was actually thinking that might be a more common practice these days. I only say these days becuz these days we can do it.

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Pickle fucker.

I'm so under the spell of Prince Scraggly Beard.

I dig it.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:51pm.

I read somewhere, not Wikipedia, that Harry underwent a DNA test and is definitely Charles's offspring
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There was doubt?

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I read somewhere, not Wikipedia, that Harry underwent a DNA test and is definitely Charles's offspring. Not that it really matters or we'll ever know. Tom Cruise will admit Chris Klein fathered Suri before the British royal family hands out DNA results.

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Ah bollocks...I'd be the meat in a Wills and Harry sammie.

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stake_spike's picture

Shouldn't Harry be losing his hair soon too?

To the poster asking if Kate and Will are still together, yes. They were seeing at some club last weekend. And then there was some article about how her mum was complainging to friends that William will never marry her and didn't invite her to Christmas. Either he wants her to break up with him or he really is going to marry her and just wants to wait 7 1/2 years.

Gaza Strip's picture

I'd hit 'em both, maybe at the same time.

msdebagain's picture

Michael i swear thats the funniest freaking title i've seen here yet! i heart you and your gayness.

foosrock's picture

Hot Ginge indeed!. Nothing sexier than a blond/red headed male. Yum yum and yuuuuuummmmmm!

cheray's picture

My two daughters have the same dad and one is dark skinned and one is fair. Everyone thinks that one has a dark father. How can two people from the same place be so different, even down to looking like different races? Anyway I think James Hewitt is disgusting and couldnt be Ginges father as he isnt up himself like JH is.

Janet Planet's picture

wills looks like kenny loggins

Pearl_Necklace - why thank you, but believe me I'm not that in league with them! I guess its just stuff I've pieced together from my knowledge of toffs (toffage as we referred to them!) at college and bits and pieces from journos etc. The bit about Prince Pip having a long-term mistress I actually picked up from a sound man I worked with on a programme once. And all the stuff about the Queen putting the importance of the status of the family before such issues as morals, fidelity and so on is widely commented on and discussed in the UK. Believe me, people are fascinated by them, but I have no idea why. To me, they are just a posh family that happened to descend from people who were Kings and Queens rather than anything innately superior or more important. They have no real power or role in our constitution anyway. They are an archaism and a pointless waste of time and I strongly believe we only keep paying for them cause they bring so much money in from primarily American tourists. They serve no other function. And although they are privileged it would suck to me to be one as they can never really have their own career or proper jobs. They have to do royal types of things like serve in the army or navy. I believe Wills is more interested in being an organic farmer like his pa. I know Charles has his duchy or Cornwall organic farming and produce business but he could never have gone out and say been an MP or a solicitor. They are supposed to be apolitical - which is good cause they are totally unelected - but then what is their real point other than for reasons of nostalgia? I don't get it!

BTW - could I ask you what <3 means? Someone said that to me the other day and I had no clue what they meant!

Niko's picture

Good post, keane.
Question: as women supposedly change their hair/appearance after the end of a romance could the beard indicate that William has moved on from this godawful Kate Middleton;-)

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Keane, I suspected as much -- matches what I've read regarding the hush-hush behavior of Prince Albert and others. Also, my grandmother, dad's mom, loved us but couldn't stand my mom EVER, and I look very much like my mom, but she thought I was the cutest thing ever. So yeah, especially with so much hanging in the balance, I can see QE II way over the paternity of Harry.

-- and now I'm scooting my butt off and out to burn holiday calories...yay me for slapping that half-marathon flyer above my 'puter desk :/

No Cocoa Mocha Sugar you don't understand how the royal family works. The most important thing to the Queen above all else is that the dignity and importance of the royal family is retained at all costs. Infidelity and the keeping of lifelong mistresses is so accepted in the royal family that Prince Philip has had one for years. There is no possibility on this earth that she would divorce him or even want to. 1) That would endanger the future of the royal family 2) mistresses are accepted amongst the upper classes anyway. Believe me I went to college with a lot of them and it was very commonplace for friend's fathers to have long-term mistresses or numerous casual infidelities. One of my friends went to school with Prince William and was living in the same house as him when Diana died. Another guy I knew at college was a viscount on first name terms with the Queen (he referred to her as Liz, which was weird). And Freddie Windsor (some sort of cousin to Wills and Harry) was there to - not that he would have deigned to speak to a pleb like me mind, he was way too cool for school.

The Queen didn't like Diana because she wasn't prepared to tolerate Charles's mistresses the way the Queen did. Her suicide attempts and volatile behaviour threatened the stability of the family. Harry has been raised as Charles's son even if he biologically isn't so he is accepted as such. Plus the Queen doesn't take out her dislike of the mother on the grandchildren, for example she adores Bea and Eugenie but won't allow Fergie any where near their family xmases etc. Its not that she hates Fergie, its just that she brought the family name into disrepute so is not allowed any where near them. The royals don't operate as just a family, they're the head of state and its descendants, which is to the Queen ultimately way more important. The Queen would never reject Harry, he's third in line to the throne for a start and if she did she would be admitting that they are even less perfect than we think they are already; and besides its not his fault. Its a very archaic way of going about things but there you go.

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Submitted by LASHONCARTER on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:59pm.
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I'll be the tuna middle in that royal sammich while you take five for viagra and vitamin water ;D

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The more hair you lose-the harder you have to stay in the gym...Unless of course you're sitting on millions.

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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:06pm.

Pearl_Necklace -... other day that it was possible Di and Jemima Khan might be sisters? Its highly possible as they looked very alike and it goes on all the time. Toffs are scandalous aren't they?!
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Exactly. And I love your posts! The whole Diana/fucked-up-royal-inbreeder deliciousness was my intro to grade A gossip. Not many are in league of the head welfare family of your good country; and truly, I mean that as a compliment <3

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i'd still fuck the life out of the next king of england
harry is sexy as hell too

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WOW CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!

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He so looks like his ancestor! Incredible. The Spencer genes have totally disappeared. I quite like the beard. He's got the royal look alright. Harry just looks like the average kid nextdoor.

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"Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:26pm."

I saw a picture of the queen at one of harry's events. She's really a COLD sort of woman, and I think she disliked diana. I doubt she'd love diana's love child if it were not her son's offspring and you can tell the queen loves harry. I saw a picture of her glowing at one of his military events. she stopped, gave him the proudest look a grandmother could give.

If that boy was not her son's, i doubt queen elizabeth would give him the time of day. And i'm willing to bet they've already done a secret DNA test to determine that harry belongs to charles.
I see the resemblance. It's possible, that diana may have loved hewitt so much during her preganancy (now this is an old wives tale) that she could have born a son with faint resemblances to him.

We often joke in my family that i must have been at the height of my love for my ex husband when i carried my daughter (which is true) because she looks just like him. My other children, only marginal resemblances lol.

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They're both hot pieces. Yummm.

(Now I feel like a pedophile, because the Voodoo Chile is a year older than Willie.)

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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

Harry looks just like ugly charles, sorry. Only a hot copy of his father. Prince Williams looks just like his mother (even less like charles than his brother).

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What's surprising is how manly and virle prince williams is looking. I dig the beard. It's really hot and makes him look like a man. I say, keep the pubes.

I loved ewan mcgregor's beard too. As long as he keeps it hot the beard would look fine. he should also darken his hair. The blonde isn't working. blonde white men = not hot at all.

Puzzling how 2 "brothers" share no resemblance.
The ginge doest not seem to be going bald. Seems the boys have different genes, and as time goes by less and less common features and attitudes.
Could be that they have different fathers!

Superpop - I would have thought he knows and James Hewitt knows too. I'm sure everyone in the royal family knows. But as with all the Diana/Camilla stuff its the sort of thing that could bring the royal family down so they keep it very close to their collective chests. The Queen knows on which side her bread is buttered, she's not gonna rick losing our vital tax payments is she? Plus do you know we have this unbelievable law still in the UK that says if someone dies without leaving a will and without a spouse or children then their estate goes to the crown?! Not to the govt, not to charitable causes, but to people who are already rolling in it anyway. Makes me SO mad!