Courtney Love Is Entertaining
I'm sitting here sipping on some Asti like a real classy lady and catching up on all the shit I missed yesterday. I am so fucking glad I'm reading Courtney Love's latest crazy rant while riding on an Asti bubble, because it's so much more entertaining. Seriously, you would think I was watching a monkey washing a cat. This is some standing ovation shit!
Crack's finest customer spent her Christmas Eve morning going off on Kim Kardassian's brother, Rob. Court's full rant will make your eyes cross permanently if you're sober, so let me just sum it up for you. Basically, Court thinks Rob is a big gay hater, because he allegedly punched out her employee outside of Hyde in September and called him a fag. Here's a just small fix from Court's crazy party. Again, if you're sober, sip on some Listerine or rubbing alcohol before you read this shit:
Rob Kardashian the son of the discgr3aceful Robert Kardashian who represented a cold blooded murderer and made lots and lots of money..well rob jr cold socked and punched my employee right in his face for no reason and broke his nose after my GUY was hanging out with his pal Brody Jenner one night outside hyde lounge closed, then right after yelling the words "FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!" Rob JR punched my guys in the face. My guy has 3 witnesses who saw rob jump out of the SUV and because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power, you broke his nose and caused blood to shed, well lets fast forward shall we...the guy who works for me did not file a police report that night cause he did not need tmz's camera's outside this trendy nightclub to cause any more FUCKERY to what was suppose to be a birthday celebration, instead he came back to LAPD later and they told him to fold up his police report into a origami and hang it on his door.
If you're hanging out with that douche Brody Jenner, you deserve to get fisted in the face. And I loved that she called herself a "woman of power!" It's almost better than "businesswoman."
Court goes on to invite Rob to a night of dancing with homos, playing with make-up and ending with a little butt fuck fun with a plantain. Court is describing my New Year's evening to a fucking T. Well, except for the plantain part. I like my plantains fried, not mashed.
Kim, being the mega famewhore that she is, jumped right on this mess and responded to Court's shit on her own website. Kim wrote, "This is TOTALLY FALSE! A lot of what she wrote doesn’t even make much sense and doesn’t follow a clear train of thought... At one point she says Brody was there too and that someone yelled discriminatory expletives against gay people, but I honestly can’t figure out who she is accusing because her writing is so bad."
Kim needs to drink a full bottle of Asti and read that shit again, because I clapped at the end. I would love to watch Kim read Courtney's blog. You know her head almost popped off. Bitch probably couldn't complete the Dick and Jane books, because that shit was too complex for her, so Court's rant probably made her hair sweat.
I'm totally on Team Crazy, because if you get on her good side, she might let you pick something out of her "goody bag."
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MK do you think Ms. Love reads dlisted? She DID use the word "fuckery" in that rant of hers...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
This was all probably a hallucination of sorts...judging from her crazy eyes...are those contacts?
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Miss Love and all the people she is talking about are lazy worthless scums.
She is one scary looking woman
I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but Brody Jenner is Rob Kardashian's step-brother, and they've been stepbrothers since they were around 5 or 6 years old. So...
you can't fault the guy for hanging around with him. Just saying.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Brody Jenner is a worthless human being, so yes, just standing next to him makes one worthy of a punch in the face.
I'd pay good money to see Court and Kim go at it in a caged monkey knife fight.
Stop the Fug
Oh Please! Courtney is a lot of things and if people hate her because of being a mess that is fine.
She didn't kill Kurt though. He killed himself. You just want somebody else to blame so bad and Courtney is an easy target. He killed himself. Get over it!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:18pm.
It's killing me to say something nice about this cunt (because I really do believe she killed Kurt), but this is the best she's looked recently. She doesn't look quite so gaunt
She used the word "fuckery".
Submitted by cornpone on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 9:21am.
courtney love looks like goldie hawn in "death becomes her" in that pic!
That is so true - you are right the eff on!! Ha ha ha!
That said, the monkey washing the cat is one of the best movies EVER...the soundtrack is remarkable! Best Boxing Day present so far.
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Submitted by Zambonie on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 6:03am.
you have to wonder what those dead eyes see
They see Kardashians.
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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
@ D.R.--
They totally should write a book and then make a movie.
I'll bring the popcorn and the Vicodin. You bring the Assti.
Submitted by D.R. on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:58am.
Courtney and Khia should write a book. It will be totally incomprehensible.
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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
courtney love looks like goldie hawn in "death becomes her" in that pic!
Submitted by NativeNYker on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 9:17am.
jenner... unless someone is goin to pony up a pic of him on all fours bein penetrated by a big black man (he'd make a great pussy boy!) - im not interested.
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Come to the forum. We have cookies
seriously, WTF... the kardashians? give me a fucking break. if the blogworld stop writing about these folks they would just fade into neverland. they've got no talent. & jenner... unless someone is goin to pony up a pic of him on all fours bein penetrated by a big black man (he'd make a great pussy boy!) - im not interested.
as for Love, at least she can pull it together from time to time. I just wonder if she's got a one more time in her.
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I had a cocktail with Ms. Love whilst on holiday once. She was rather interesting, at best.
Courtney and Khia should write a book. It will be totally incomprehensible.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
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you have to wonder what those dead eyes see
My eyes hurt trying to comprehend any of that.
Forget it.
I'm off to bed.
Have a great weekend!
Aguelira is tranny clown, but this woman is just clown. Ughh.
I'll never forget Kelly Osbourne saying "I think Courtney Love is a genius"
Hurry! Anderson Cooper is right now swimming with the GW sharks in South Africa( CNN's Planet in Peril: Battle Lines ). He looks so cute wearing a wetsuit!
Everytime I see Courtney Love, I think she needs a little bath. Ya know the kind....SILKWOOD style. Where the sirens start going off and A team of people come in with spray hoses and scrubbrushes trying to get the radioactive shit off you.
Aint that whole scene just precious as hell?!? Just like our lil gal here.
Rub a Dub Dub.
Gawd, when I opened this page, I swear I thought that woman's crazy eyes were going to leap right through my computer and grab me!
meryy chirstmas all you hot sluts.....nite. too many cocktails and too much green.
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Rojo Caliente wouldn't even hit that.
what's with that look.
www.realitybedroom.com
she's freaky looking....no class at all.
I have cirrhosis of the sphincter. I like to pour vodka on my pink, thirsty dirt star. The doctor says I better hurry up and make more alts cuz I have 2 hours to live.
I HEART YOU KATIE, BUT SATAN CAN'T BE IN ON IT, HE HASN'T RETURNED MY NIPPLE CLAMPS AND WILL BACK OUT IF HE KNOWS I'M CUMING. I WANNA AMBUSH THE TRAITOR FOR BETTER EFFECT...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Michael.....why is this one of the gayest posts you've ever made?
"...and because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power..."
She got Teh Power!?
Since when?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I dunno.....maybe i've eaten too much cream cheese over the past 48 hours but, for some reason......this is like the gayest post you've ever made.......just my opinion but.....
NO LORY I GOT SOMETHING SPESHUL FOR YOU A NIGHT WITH SATAN... WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE NO OTHER
ONE THAT MIUST BE DISCUSSED ONLY IN DARK CORNERS
COURTNEY UNDERSTANDS....
What's with the white contacts? She looks like a dead person.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
God I love Poo. I wanna slather poo all over my pork chops and rub them all over my huge TITS
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 10:44pm.
Um, hey, what is you puttin on dat table??
Sorry, I missed your reply. It was pork chops stuffed with goat cheese with a cranberry reduction, garlic spinach, mashed, stuffing, Cali merlot. Somebody else cooked; I just set the table and cleaned up.
I don't know the Celtics that well, but I'd say the Lakers brought their A+ game for 3 quarters. Not sure which is the better team overall.
How many tubes of KY jelly did it take to lube up those lips?
Katie, what am I? chopped liver?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lintosuction...hehehehehe...
Ok, I know, Socky... Lintosuction gone wrong is no laughing matter, especially when you're the socky monkey version of Tara Reid.....*giggle*... Yeah, that bikini with that moth eaten belly was a mistake, monkey!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:33pm.
Tom Synder too!
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She is crazy,I love her
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she is so fucking GROSS, vbut I love anyone who slams the Kardsahians. Those people are so pathetic.
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:29pm.
Hey, I don't choose the seamstress...
Lintosuction...hehehehehe...
Ok, I know, Socky... Lintosuction gone wrong is no laughing matter, especially when you're the socky monkey version of Tara Reid.....*giggle*... Yeah, that bikini with that moth eaten belly was a mistake, monkey!
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*screaming* Okay...*stompin' little sock monkey foot* That's it!! I'm gonna go fix meself a drinkie!!
Nite. Nite, everybody. Time to collect my Bozo and call it a night. Mewwy Cwismas!!
ON T: I got nothin'.......
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:39pm.
On Courtney, they're skankles.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:19pm.
TL - make sure those fake chesticles are bolted on tight - she lost the last pair during her bi-annual lintosuction.
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*biting TITS ankle* Stop it!!!
ON T: Courtney looks like she has cankles.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:33pm.
Dee Snider has a stunt double.
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Too bad she's not as pretty...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:29pm.
I can't help it...love me some Courtney.
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ya i second that. after all billy corgan lived in her house for a some time. she cant be that bad.
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Dee Snider has a stunt double.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.