BMw Baby Makes His Debut And It's Not On The Cover Of A Magazine!
Asshlee and Pete are so much better than Brangelina! They don't whore out their baby on the cover of magazines for some quick cash. Real talk: There weren't any buyers and that's the fucking truth. Papa Joe is crying in his favorite rubber bagina this morning because of this.
So Ass and Pete decided to post the first picture of Bronx Mowgli on Pete's website. BMw Baby is probably always sleeping, because would you want to face the reality that your parents are a pair of saggy vaginas? No, probably not. He wakes up, sees them and goes back to fucking bed.
And if Ass and Pete really wanted to give their baby a meaningful gift for Christmas, they would've given him the gift of a new damn name. He will never forgive him for this. But hey, at least he has a valid excuse for everything! When he gets into trouble, he can just say, "It's your fault. You named me Bronx Mowgli." Point taken and filed.
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Why do these fucktards name their kids such messed up names? They're like "oh we like the Bronx and we like the Jungle Book cartoon movie let's name our kid that AND his initials will stand for the car that we like the most right now". These fools share three brain cells between themselves...how DARE they procreate!?!
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Wait, there's a baby in that picture? Oops!
I'm surprised Aunt Twatie didn't manage to stick her face in the photo. The baby looks cute. No sign of Chinitis or Hooknosish.
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Bronx Mowgli is what I would've named my child....if I got knocked up as a sophomore in high school.
Pete doesn't seem mature enough to me to have a child. I mean he's almost 30 and he's still trying to look like the 15 year old kids who populate the bottom floor of my old high school.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
Sweet picture. The charity touch was nice...hopefully they meant it. :)
Oh, they be sooooo ugly and they baby is gonna be ugly. And its gonna grow up and have it some surgery. And its gonna have a weird Grampa and he is gonna be its manager and make it be a rock star at age three...and ew on that and my GAWD we are never gonna be rid of these freaks for generations.
And who in the hell names they Child MOWGLI?!? EVEN the other CELEBRITIES ARE LAUGHING AND POINTING AT THAT ONE!!!!
HAHAHAHHA!!!
awww this is sweet! cute baby for the holiday season;)
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:05pm.
fucking morons
do a couple of piece of trash parents produce similar kids?
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ew.. fug
These two are so fug. Why do people want to see pics of them? I sure as fuck don't. Why do they have fans? Must be music fans but I have never heard their shit. I don't listen to douch 101 on the radio.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:56pm.
*muah*
That is a sweet Crimmus pic. They look all happy and stuff. Ashley looks mellow, that is until after the baby letdown hormone thingie happens and she starts screaming and throwing shit and wanting to jump out windows. Of course, I only read about these things.
Ah..motherhood.
The baby is cute
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You still here?? How was the holiday?
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I bet they even had to stoop to promising the money they would receive from a magazine cover would go to charity. Still no buyers. And you know that offer from them was a last resort.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:15pm.
*drive by*
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:48pm.
And Iiiiiii will always love you-ooooooo....
xo
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waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh barf!
merry christmas you guise
Merry Christmas MK and the regular MK hot sluts
Eartha Kitt died?
Who will be the voice of "Ezma" on"Emperors New Groove"?
I lOOOOOves her.MEEYOW!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:30pm.
@ Triscuit--
At last, the voice of reason. Thank you. You a good cracker.
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Hey, she ain't no cracker! LOL!
And *I* am the voice of reason.
You guys are the voice of warm, fuzzy Christmas joy.
I think theres' room for all of us:)
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R.I.P. Eartha Kitt . . . they just don't make 'em the way they used to.
Even on 12/25, you're so full of piss and vinegar, Michael K. Hysterical!
Eartha Kitt died? WTF? :-(
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@ Triscuit--
At last, the voice of reason. Thank you. You a good cracker.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:27pm.
Cute photo.agreed
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@ angel--
I'm very surprised at you. As Angela said to Phyllis on "The Office"--It's the season of mercy.
Awwwww...cute baby, dammit!!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:21pm.
AW! But there is no "aw" to this moment. It's just some people with their baby.
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Cute photo.agreed super,duper ugly name!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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New nose, can't sing, gets married to fool, whoring out her relationship with her sister, gets pregnant to get press since her career is officially in the toilet, gives baby ridiculous name to get more attention -- basically unemployable, she HAS to have something new to milk for publicity ever few weeks. She is profoundly useless, and should be serving burgers at McDonalds for a living. 14:59:59.....tick, tick, tick.
meh ...
stupid parents, stupid baby name. i hope BMW grows up and kicks his dad's ass for that name ...
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Do I know these people? Why am I looking at this picture? At least Brangelina have the good graces to be STUNNING at every opportunity. For a fleeting moment I can almost forgive them as I breathe: AW! But there is no "aw" to this moment. It's just some people with their baby.
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Awww, c'mon h8rs...that's a sweet picture and you know it.
It melts my cold, dark heart.
*sniffs*
*injects insulin*
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I like how they covered the baby with the logo.
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I hate these cunts even more now for making me vom on Xmas Day from something other than vodka!
I'm surprised that they could take time out of their busy schedules of fame-whoring to pose with the baby.
I'm sorry but the cutest photo Ive ever seen.
fucking morons
do a couple of piece of trash parents produce similar kids?
Where'd they find a tiny flatiron?
at least everyone's chin was covered!
even baby's....
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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
awww....that sure to be tragic looking child has ass' first nose.
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I still can't believe these two suckholes were allowed to breed.
That photo sucks ass. All you can see is greasey hair, and not much of BMw. I hope that kid gets better hair than either of his genetic donors.
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I still can't believe they gave that baby such a stupid name.
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