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Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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Simon doesnt buckle his vest because, with al the friction between the vest and his chest, his chest hair will dread!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Happy Holidays to MichaelK and all of my Dlisted friends!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
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LUV U'z !! Have a safe Xmas so you can get back here ASAP and entertain my ass.
XO
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Kwanzaa - whatever the fuck you celebrate over the next few days.
Well, MK, I can't say you never gave me anything--although Simon's fur chichis were not exactly on my list.
It's all good. I love you hobag.
Keep that airplane lav doored locked. No one wants to see your stuff in midflight.
*big wink*
*wet smooch*
I lurve you!! I lurve all you other DL regs as well.
If I could, I'd give each one of you a ScarJo snotrag for Xmas.
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Ho ho ho!!
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
MK, you're the funniest mofo on the planet! happy xmas to you and all you dlisters! *muah*
Have a great holiday. Don't worry. I got snowed in and didn't get gifts either and then finance somehow misplaced my paycheque after everything went wrong this week (including another vet bill). Remember, after yesterday's blind item post---lock the bathroom door!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else in between, Michael K. We will miss you greatly. Hurry back!
Merry Christmas, MK, and all you sluts out there! I'm so glad I found this site this year. Big hugs and kisses to everyone! ;)
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Merry Christmas to all you guys!
PS: Got your "steak" in the mail, Joe. If I blow a tire on my way to my mom's today I'll have a spare. Thanks for that. See ya on Saturday.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Happy Holidays Michael K- Fly safe!
XOXO
Eeeewwww.
Merry Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!
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kitty side eye!
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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
Merry Christmas MK!!! Enjoy your time in sunny Cali.
oh BTW, MERRY HOLIDAYS TO THE REST OF YOU MISERABLE SLUTS!!! Drink Punch....or is it Drink then Punch....either / or sounds like fun!!
Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah....Peace on Earth!
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Why be difficult I am wrapped and under the tree to be impossible!
Happy Holidays M.K. I hope the Ghost of Christmas Past Present and Future NOT visit you that you become a pure innocent....in the words of Tina Turner....me likes you rough and dirty...stay true Mon Ami! A toast to the day!
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Why be difficult I am brightly lit with a star to be impossible!
He is so vile... I don't know how anyone would lay with him... nasty!
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Merry Christmas MK and safe travels!
omg! manly fur titties! that's some zoo shit right there. Thanks for that Mk, simons baps. great!
Merry X-mas MK!!
fur titties... HA!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Someone ought to tell Simple Simon that a life vest won't do squat for you if you fall in, IF IT'S NOT BUCKLED UP !! WTF ? Why are you even bothering with wearing one ?
Oh yeah, and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you
ho-ho-ho's. This blog is the bright spot of my day. The only laugh I get during a work day, really ! So thanks for being here, and hope Santa doesn't take a nice one in your stocking.
It's Christmas here today.
So Merry Christmas, hot sluts!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I'm going to The Homeland for Christmas, too, and you're doing it ALL WRONG. In-N-Out comes first, obviously. There is no reason to be in California without a double double in your system.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m ****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful model woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yay! Maybe I'll see you in the CA, the land of fresh burgers. :)