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Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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But I don't WANT to post Merry Christmas to MK on a Simon Colwell with this furry tittays! EW!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:36am.
That's a whole lot of fuckin' with your food!
I'll light a candle for you tomorrow while your family is there.
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Dick happens! - MK
Sheeps; alas, no. He got "help" after finishing a fifth of Morgan in two months. He has nothing against drinking, just doesn't do it. And he doesn't have much teefs.
I would have to cry if I hooked you two up.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:35am.
I have no doubt that jetskiing is the shit, however my father, an avid fisherman, will disown me.
If he drinks--a lot--I think I've found my soulmate.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:39am.
I agree with you, but isn't it funny how such grouchy guys have such weird habits? Like collecting matchbox cars or sewing?
My dad's is feeding the birds. He sits there in the morning munching on his breakfast and talks about them. "oh! and there's a red-headed woodpecker! My little black bird friend is back! I was so worried about him!"
Makes conversation at breakfast ridiculously easy to deal with. I lurves my dad. I'm going to visit him this Christmas too! So excited!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:35am.
I have no doubt that jetskiing is the shit, however my father, an avid fisherman, will disown me. He lives on a lake and when they go zipping by he carefully aims his pole at them... hasn't caught one yet, but he's still trying.
My father is a dirty old grouchy old man who if he cared to own a gun would sit on his front porch with a rifle in his lap, occasionally taking aim at the squirrel or teenager.
Stay out of the back woods of Michigan.
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Your father and mine would get along fabulously..either that or kill each other. :)
(Morning and Happy Xmas Eve!)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:31am.
Hey, we have good Mexican places in GA. We really do, I had mexican in LA and it was no better.
By "East," I was thinking of Philly north to Boston. I don't know where you went in LA. Was it authentic? If I'm in Philly, I'm gonna have Italian; in NY, deli food; in Boston, seafood. Why order Mexican that I can get at home, where it's better?
Have a safe flight, MK, and don't die of children on the way!
Holy yetifuck, I could spin that titty fur into lucious wool and crochet MK a sweater!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:35am.
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Your father sounds like a good time. Most of the elders in my family are grouchy as hell and try to make themselves unloveable but i think they are pretty hillarious.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
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I live for Charles Manson's and ALL CAPS jim's rants. They make my day.
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:14am
I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU GODDAMN PERFECTLY. PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING DOES. EVERYONE ELSE IS SO GODDAMN FUCKED UP THIS TIME OF YEAR THEY DONT KNOW WHETHER THEY ARE FUCKING COMING OR FUCKING GOING. ROAST IS GOING IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING OVEN EARLY TOMORROW MORNING AND LATER FUCKING MASHING POTATOES, FUCKING SWEET POTATOES, FUCKING GREEN BEENS, FUCKING CRANBERRY SHIT, FUCKING ROLLS AND THE GODDAMN GRAVY SHIT. FUCK. I WILL GODDAMN DRINK THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE MY FUCKING USELESS WIFE SITS ON HER GODDAMN ASS IN THE DEN WITH THE REST OF HER WORTHLESS FUCKING FAMILY. WHAT A GLORIOUS TIME OF THE YEAR.
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:35am.
My theory is, if it's not gonna snow for Christmas, it should rain.
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It's raining on my snow. Yay slush times. Ewwww.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:26am.
I have no doubt that jetskiing is the shit, however my father, an avid fisherman, will disown me. He lives on a lake and when they go zipping by he carefully aims his pole at them... hasn't caught one yet, but he's still trying.
My father is a dirty old grouchy old man who if he cared to own a gun would sit on his front porch with a rifle in his lap, occasionally taking aim at the squirrel or teenager.
Stay out of the back woods of Michigan.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
My theory is, if it's not gonna snow for Christmas, it should rain.
Submitted by chola loca on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25am.
Cool! Mexican food back East blows--I refuse to eat it.
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Agreed. Everything is taken down a notch or ampted. It never tastes like the real deal.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
When we were in high school, the rage was to get an In-n-Out Burger bumper sticker. Then you cut out the "B" and the "R" in buger, so you had "In-n-Out urge, for your bumper sticker. Two years ago when I was back home, I got the bumper stickers again and sent them to all my sisters. My niece still sports one on her car at Missouri State U. Ah, good times :)
.....hope you're bringing your rain gear MK - it's gonna be a wet LA Christmas here....the kind of wet where the dumb people drive into flooded streets and have to get rescued by helicopters and shit...
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Hey, we have good Mexican places in GA. We really do, I had mexican in LA and it was no better. Not all places in GA are great but some are really good.
Submitted by chola loca on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25am.
Cool! Mexican food back East blows--I refuse to eat it.
I'm going to LA sometime soon for vacation, I'm gonna try In N out or whatever, and I have to find out what else to try too. When I was in cali I didn't do a lot of things, my main thing I didn't do was go shopping on Robertson and that was my biggest disappointment.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:53am.
I wish I were Simon, he looks so happy on his jetski. "Oh, yes, I'm skiing, having a good time, skiing... I'm happy..."
Ok, I have no idea what's going on inside his head, but he looks like a little kid with candy.
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Jet Skis are so much fucking fun. I went to the Caribbean a couple of years ago and rode on a Jet Ski and i couldnt stop smiling! My was face was hurting from the extreme grinning.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:46am.
There's an In-N-Out on Sepulveda just north of the North runway at LAX. You can have your first double-double within ten minutes of picking up your bags. I don't think the food tastes as good as at other In-N-Outs, but then it's the airport.
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That In-N-Out makes dealing with LAX worthwhile. I grew up in the Bay Area, and we didn't have In-N-Out til around 1999. I'm going home for two weeks in January, and I have a whole list of California food that I must eat before I have to come back to the East Coast. Mexican food overload!
Probably matters how obsessive you are too. I have OCD and I am always thinking about my next smoke. I sound like a crackhead.
Happy Holidays, Sluts! MK, eat a double double for me!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Well, Some smokers like to combine two wonderfuls I think. I'm one of those. I wouldn't smoke everytime on a jetski but sometimes I would be happy and feel like "This is so good I want a smoke too". lol seriously
MK, make sure you get it animal style. You know that's how you like it, you hot slut! Feliz navidad, cholas!
Merry Christmas, MK! And Merry Christmas to the rest of you D-Lister's!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:17am.
Happy Festivus!
Haha - I celebrate Festivus all year. I'm all about airing the grievances.
Im a smoker as well but smoking in a Jet Ski is ridiculous to the extreme. I've been a Jet Ski before and to smoke while in one you really need to make an effort.. Why not just have a ciggie when you are done?
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Happy Festivus!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to Michael K...thanks for helping me get through my day.
And Happy Holidays to all you crazy Dlisted hos. Be safe this holiday season. *muah*
I'm a smoker, I smoke white having sex, while riding a jet ski, I dont' care where, while eating, you guys don't understand smokers!
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m ****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful model woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Merry Christmas MK, enjoy your time in hearth and home.
My gift, looking around the links on the page. That $150 baby blanket was very nice but, I had to pass in the end.
Merry x-mas to all the bitches on this list! Love ya!
Blimey. Jodie Marsh and this man beast. Makes me proud to be English. OK, off to do christmas now, hair and nails done and it's tidy up time.
Have a lovely Winter Solstice you funny people and a very happy new year.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Well, Hell! I had planned to spend my day drinking and reading dlisted all day.
Anywho, Merry Chrismakwanzafestivah!
I wish I were Simon, he looks so happy on his jetski. "Oh, yes, I'm skiing, having a good time, skiing... I'm happy..."
Ok, I have no idea what's going on inside his head, but he looks like a little kid with candy.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Merry Christmas!
Today is the last day of being a fresh faced young woman... tomorrow I'll be an old geezer... sigh.
But I got everybody something REALLY special for Christmas! *kisses*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO3qQY9AJ1M&feature=channel_page
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Happy Holidays to MK and all my fellow Dlisted Skeezers!!!
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Simon could use a good manscaping.
Happy Holidays to us all!
There's an In-N-Out on Sepulveda just north of the North runway at LAX. You can have your first double-double within ten minutes of picking up your bags. I don't think the food tastes as good as at other In-N-Outs, but then it's the airport.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Happy Christmas to everyone for whom the day has already come and Merry Christmas for those for whom the day is yet to be. And Happy Merry Transcontinential flight to Michael K. and all his family. Perhaps he'll buy frames at Rite Aid and give them autographed photos of Simon's furry chichis. Or maybe tabloid subscriptions so they can keep up with all the news about Britney?
Not everyone celebrates Christmas I know, so imagine my cute bunnies playing in the snow... this would be more effective with photos, I know!
Happy late December! :)
He actually smokes while riding a jet ski. Unreal.
I hate moobs.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:22am.
Don't mess with perfection, yo.
Happy Xmas, ho. Stay safe. ;-)
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Simon could manscape like our caption this dude!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Merry Christmas MK and travel safely. If possible, can you send me an In-n-Out Burger?? Cheese please. Maybe you can ship it on dry ice? I'll pay you back of course. What a delightful Christmas treat that would be!!
Have a wonderful time MK!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.