Programming Note
Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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MERRRY CHRISTMAS DLISTED BITCHES...
love,
letinstar...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
And, just because I truly love all you scurvy hobags, here's another one:
http://www.angryalien.com/1204/wonderful_lifebuns.asp
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Charles manson: HAVE A FUCKING MERRY CHRISTMAS
Socky: you are so cute! I forgot to add you to my list! Happy Holidays!
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:45am.
You too! OMG, my sister sent me some of those very mints! The best things she sent were Amoroso rolls and TastyKake peanut butter candy cakes! YUM!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
IN AND OUT AND FUCKING WHATEVER IT IS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. STEAK AND SHAKE IS THE ONLY WAY TO FUCKING GO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING HEART ATTACK. DOUBLE BURGER WITH FRIES AND YOU DONT NEED A FUCKING WHATEVER THE FUCKING GODDAMN FUCK.
Happy Holidays, my Dlisted building and loan pals!! I love you all!! Here's a Christmas classic in 30 seconds dramatized by bunnies, just for all y'alls!
http://www.angryalien.com/1204/wonderful_lifebuns.asp
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:45am.
LOL! That's why I do the drive-thru, so I can moan and jizz in my ponts in the privacy of my truck!
Have you had an In-And-Out Burger?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*standing on top of hamper* *deep breath* *yelling* Enjoy your flight, MK! Order as many drinks as you can before you reach your destination. Start singing naughty holiday tunes and have passengers sing along. Moon the flight attendants on the way out. Hmmm...My work is done! *jumping off top of hamper*
ON T: Simon Cowell. Things that make me go....hoik!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:57am.
I have never had an In-and Out burger. How do they compare with a Culver's Butterburger?
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Oh, gwad...I love Butterburgers! I just had one Saturday...I was audibly moaning in the restaurant. Moaning, I say!
Happy Birthday to EastEndGirl's crotch-fruit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lizardbits! Meow and Merry Christmas to you and and your herp kitty!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:41am.
Deadly Eastern Star meat loaf IS PEOPLE!!!
(Charlton Heston died this year! I TOTALLY forgot!)
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Merry Christmas. Would one of you sluts please go wish my crotch fruit a happy b-day?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Thank You KD!
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
What's with the Masonic symbol? Is Simon joining? Wow, maybe he'll come visit our local chapter and eat some of our deadly Eastern Star meat loaf. Lord, I wonder how many men we have killed with that awful stuff.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
KD - Thanks! You too! XOXOXO Dlisted sluts make the world a better place...well ok, more amusing.
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And Deb! A special shout out to you from my herp laiden kitten! *non-contagious kitten kisses*
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:36am
Thanks and right back at'cha!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Love and Feliz navidad to you kdracofan!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
angel_I: thanks hun - your avie's hilarious!
Merry Christmas to MK, Migraine, Sweetas, Jaded the Original, Miss Cleo, Mizro, Shoo Shoo, Happy Hour, Shut the Smurf Up, Deb, M.E., NoAnjil, Isprainedmyula Tigerlilly, Clarisse, Sheeps, Missy, Parissuckliterally, Farrah, Angel_i, (.), nitwitty, impertinentvixen, the C word, lizardbitz, mahaatma, TITS, Evilshoe, Triscuit, Two Drinks Minimum, Ricki Lake, LCT and the rest of you funny whores...o and a special shot out to the crazy Alts...without you Dlisted would be a dull place.
And a HOLLY JOLLY Christmas to you to, kdracofan!
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You just go on about your business:)
MERRY XMAS MK!!!!!! ♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@Angel, I should have kept my fat mouth SHUT!!!
*barfs, gently, to the tune of "O Holy Night"*
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Awwww, MK! I'd totally meet up with you and have an In-N-Out burger before dealing with the family. You're too cool for school! *sigh*
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:22am.
angel-Chi~Chi's was bad Mexican food,yuk.But I used to fuck the bartender so he would hook me up with margaritas while I worked!
(wait,is that bad?) LoL
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LOL! I dunno - was it worth it? ;p
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good morning everyone....oh crap, not a lot of posts today- glad I will be busy.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Merry Christmas Horz!!!!!!
MK, I love you best, hot heaux!
Your faithful and devoted,
Migraine Sally
Thanks TITS! Where ever you are!
I loved the christmas card! That kittah has 'tude!
Well, only a fussy old whore would point out any typos such as perhaps using a possessive apostrophe when merely plural was intended. I ain't so particular as that.
Have a Great Holiday!
;D
♥
MK: Stop lying! You know you are stuck at the airport for endless hours...the weather in NY is gross!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThn0HVcglQ
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Anyone else remember this show?
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angel-Chi~Chi's was bad Mexican food,yuk.But I used to fuck the bartender so he would hook me up with margaritas while I worked!
(wait,is that bad?) LoL
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
MK, have a safe trip and enjoy Cali! Happy Holidays to all the Dlisted Sluts. Let's all put on our Christmas pasties, pleather boots, and red and green fishnets and spread some holiday cheer.
Oh who am I kidding? Our asses will be eating extra helpings of sugar cookies and holiday pie
whilst donning our mom jeans and rhinestone Christmas sweaters.
Merry merry JELUS H8TERS!
God Bless BAMPSZKV! hahaha
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:56am.
Farrah! *SMOOCH!* I was just missing you yesterday! All Festivus'd out yet?
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Angel! hi doll!
well, Hannukah started on Sunday... we celebrate by eating all sorts of fried goodies, they're yummy, but i believe my cholesterol levels went up at least 100 points. *sigh* I still have a bunch of days of Fried Goods Festivus..
btw, i need to email you NOW!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:55am.
Who me? I don't gots not stomach of steel!
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Say what?! Ms. "I have Pam Anderson's FUCKING CROTCH as an avie"?
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O yeah! I gotta switch back! It's Christmas eve! Wow - do you need a stomach for that? I din't realize:)
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:11am.
whoever mentioned "Chi~Chi's",I worked there for a while when I was a teenager
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LOL! I din't see that but...is that a restaurant? Like hooters?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:55am.
Who me? I don't gots not stomach of steel!
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Say what?! Ms. "I have Pam Anderson's FUCKING CROTCH as an avie"? Ms. "It's not enough that I have Pam's FUCKING CROTCH as an avie, I must put her face on it as well!"
*hugs*
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
whoever mentioned "Chi~Chi's",I worked there for a while when I was a teenager
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
@joe schmoe:
*peeking back in":Merry Christmas Angel - we're having a white one in the Maritimes. You?
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If we stand in the corner and ignore Simon we can chat, I'm sure....
It's been crazy winter here. Cold, snowy, blustery...and beautiful too at times. Right now, it's scary warm. Everything is piled with snow and I'll be trudging through bowls of snow soup this evening, I'm sure! *sigh*
Edited to take out the WHOLE page! Damn I hate it when I do that!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:36am.
Charlie, you can bitch as much as you want. Just the thought that you'll have your annual "charity cards exchange" tomorrow makes me wanna have a Smirnoff Ice on your honor (i don't drink, sorry, hope it's enough)
So just sit there and enjoy your Smirnoff or whatever will be your "aid" for tomorrow.
And you KNOW you're awesome.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:28am.
Submitted by chola loca on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25am.
Cool! Mexican food back East blows--I refuse to eat it.
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I agree. I grew up near Philly and the height of mexican food was an awful chain called Chi-Chi's (yes I know!). I think the chain has since gone belly up but the food was nowhere near authentic mexican food. I live in San Francisco now and can get good Mexican at any of the 100 neighborhood burrito shops around.
For Xmas, all I want is to see Jordan's pasties on Simon and his furtleneck on her.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
I have never had an In-and Out burger. How do they compare with a Culver's Butterburger?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy, happy, happy days, MK! Joy to you who brings us so many smile-times every day!
Have Fun!
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ps: simon is icky but i like his soft fluffy man chest :)
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Farrah! *SMOOCH!* I was just missing you yesterday! All Festivus'd out yet?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:49am.
But I don't WANT to post Merry Christmas to MK on a Simon Colwell with this furry tittays! EW!
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Me either!!!
*stomping out* * slamming door*
*peeking back in":Merry Christmas Angel - we're having a white one in the Maritimes. You?
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:49am.
One would think that with a stomach of steel as you have, you could post Merry Christmas on Simon Colwell's nutsack.
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Who me? I don't gots not stomach of steel!
That's MK and his poopie bitches! Every once in a while I gotta repeat stuff to 1. Make myself look cool and 2. Purge it from my memory!
Altho - I could TATTOO Merry Christmas on his nutsack with GLEE! Simon Colwell writhing in pain on Christmas Day! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:45am.
My dad's is feeding the birds. He sits there in the morning munching on his breakfast and talks about them. "oh! and there's a red-headed woodpecker! My little black bird friend is back! I was so worried about him!"
Makes conversation at breakfast ridiculously easy to deal with. I lurves my dad. I'm going to visit him this Christmas too! So excited!
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i totally get you.
My dad discusses politics with Angus, our mini wiener dog.
But, just as you do, i love, love, love mah daddy!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:45am.
I agree with you, but isn't it funny how such grouchy guys have such weird habits? Like collecting matchbox cars or sewing?
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Yes! One of my grandfather's hobbies is making fucking goat cheese!!! My grandmother is straight dirty from the mouth. I once bought one of my friends over to their place during a vacation and she looks at my friend and says "godamn thats a whole lot ass! How do you sit on an ass like that!" Words comimg from the mouth of an 87 year old grannie...
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
That In-N-Out makes dealing with LAX worthwhile. I grew up in the Bay Area, and we didn't have In-N-Out til around 1999. I'm going home for two weeks in January, and I have a whole list of California food that I must eat before I have to come back to the East Coast. Mexican food overload!
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Not true. We had In-N-Out in the bay area back in 1996. I remember because I worked down in Milpitas back then and people went bonkers when it opened up down there. There used to be lines of cars for BLOCKS to get in there at lunchtime. In-N-Out is the crack of hamburgers. Delicious and addictive.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:49am.
One would think that with a stomach of steel as you have, you could post Merry Christmas on Simon Colwell's nutsack. I believe in you Angel, you can do it.
Merry Christmas and the rest.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**