Programming Note
Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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uhhhwe are giving away some free meals at our cafe.:)
Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night!huggiess.woof woof. MEOW! :)
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Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah MK & DListers!
MARK 38-44 THE MOST TOUCHING FUCKING STORY IN THE BIBLE:
38 And he said unto them in his doctrine, Beware of the scribes, which love to go in long clothing and love salutations in the marketplaces.
39 And the chief seats in the synagogues, and the uppermost rooms at feast:
40 Which devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: these shall receive greater damnation.
41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 AND THERE CAME A CERTAIN POOR WIDOW, AND SHE THREW IN TWO MITES, WHICH MAKE A FARTHING.
43 AND HE CALLED UNTO HIS DISCIPLES AND SAITH UNTO THEM, "VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, THAT THIS POOR WIDOW HATH CAST MORE IN, THAN ALL THEY HAVE CAST INTO THE TREASURY:
44 FOR ALL THEY DID CAST IN OF THEIR ABUNDANCE; BUT SHE OF HER WANT DID CAST IN ALL THAT SHE HAD, EVEN ALL HER LIVING.
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IS NOT ABOUT RUSHING FUCKING AROUND BUYING WORTHLESS FUCKING MATERIALISTIC SHIT. IT IS INSTEAD FUCKING ABOUT BUYING A THOUGHTFUL CARD AND HAVING A FUCKING DISGUSTING DINNER AND INSTEAD GIVING YOUR MONEY TO NEEDY FUCKING FAMILIES WHO REALLY NEED IT. IF YOU ARE ON THIS STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING WORTHLESS COMPUTER AND CAN AFFORD THE ASSHOLE FUCKING INTERNET SERVICE, CHANCES ARE YOU ARE NOT HOPING SOMEONE GIVE YOU A GODDAMN FUCKING CAN OF CHUNKY SOUP TONIGHT.
Good luck flying across the country, MK. As usual, horror stories abound.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Welcome back to Cali MK! Hopefully it's not as rainy down in LA as it is in SF. I haven't bought any gifts for anybody yet. Probably will do that later today when I get off of work @ 3pm (yes i can't believe they're making me stay that long).
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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:35pm.
LOL Oh I'm sorry you stick them in the cookie jar or where ever you store your cookies. Make sure to stick atleast 2 slices tho it depends on how many you make.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
@salem13...
so.... where do you stick said slice of bread? tee hee hee hheeee!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Shiba Inu 6 for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:26pm.
Might I make a suggestion? When ever I make cookies (alot) I always stick a piece of regular sliced bread. It makes them nice and soft even the store bought ones! But it only works with the sliced I've tried different kinds of breads but it doesn't work.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Merry Christmas to everyone at Dlisted and especially you MK!
I thought I'd share one of my favorite X-mas sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2FnunslP1E
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Merry Xmas MK, you are my favorite sugarplum fairy!♥♥ And a happy hole-y-days to all the other bitches as well! ♥♥
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:26pm.
Sadness! You could just send them to me! *wink*
Or serve them with milk (mmmm yummy!)
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Hi everyone.. my oatmeal cookies came out a little dry =(
I'm somewhat upset.
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Merry whatever your thing is Dlisters!!! Much love to all, and by love I mean cheap raunchy sexy times. :) XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
And Michael K, what can I say? I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Just stop...you had me at "dirty ho" *tear* ♥♥♥
missy ♥♥♥
Thank you and a Merry Christmas to you too.
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Missssssssyyyy if I knew how to WingDing my message up I so would!
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:54am.
Happy Hor-idays, dlisters!
Would love to give everyone something very elegant for all the laughing times you've given me. Here is a special little treat for after christmas dinner . . .
https://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1446
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SO ELEGANT! Thank you:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Merry christmas to all the hot bitches here on Dlisted! and merry christmas to my precious MK! You'll be in Cali, Close to moi AWWWWW!!!!!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Half inactive
My computer stopped working forever, dumb At&t had us have inactive so for weeks it would go down and up and down then it finally died, so they took an hour to fix that on the phone.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:13pm.
bye c-word!! ♥♥
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And have a great holiday!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
☼↕→"♫☻◘•♠♦○♪↕LCT!!!♥♥♦♣‼Ñ☼♫♪♀
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:02pm.
There is a fucking blizzard and I have to go to work. The world is a cruel, cruel place.
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I hear you babe, I've been running off to work in blizzards all week! UGH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:02pm.
angel,
On the birthday sluts post. DUH.
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LOL! Oopsie! I'm off the Birthday Sluts!=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
bye c-word!! ♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE MY LOVELIES!!!
HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Own it like a strap-on.
EEG - BE CAREFUL! blizzards are no joke man. if you cant travel safely, stay put. ♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Happy Holidays, and enjoy that Double Double! Gorge on them while you are out there!
I'm outta here...
Merry Christmas to everyone - all the best to you and yours!!!
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-1182786924290841590
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Happy Holidays MK and Dlisters! Me love you long times. (technically 1 year and 11 weeks)
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Knot Comes Loose
In other news: My kitties are KICKING THE SHIT OUTTA EACH OTHER!!! It's so cuuuute!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:43am.
Eastern Star meat loaf is people - yes, and salt. It's probably what put the hair on Simon's manchichis.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
merry xmas rishkin!!♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
lmao....priceless Charles...priceless
Merry Christmas MK ♥
Happy Holidays to all you funny Dlisted people.
Love Rishkin ♥
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missy,
It is so bad nobody can drive. The trains are going slow and juddering, truly horrible. We are not equipped for THREE fucking blizzards in a week.
Worse, I haven't done my liquor run yet.
FUCK.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
EEG, its been like frickin vermont in boston with all the snowstorms.. be careful; ppl drive like morons in the snow!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
cheers typical!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
angel,
On the birthday sluts post. DUH.
There is a fucking blizzard and I have to go to work. The world is a cruel, cruel place.
Mr. Manson, you make me FUCKING SMILE.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Sorry, I meant this one:
http://www.angryalien.com/aa/xmas_storybuns.asp
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
merry XXXmas and happy whorelidays to MK and all you Dlisters!
thank you for always making me laugh and smile!
*clink* cheers to all!
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Just because its funny.......
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06bbdd1574/cat-in-a-box-from-that-happe...
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
I am bit lazy today..so DITTO to what Kdracofan said. Happy Holidays!
THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
FUCK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:43am.
Merry Christmas. Would one of you sluts please go wish my crotch fruit a happy b-day?
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Well, I'd be happy to! But how....?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
MK have a great time (or not, if your family is anything like mine!) and maybe I'll see ya (and not even recognize you) at In N Out.
If I see a dude making dirty love to his double double THEN I'll recognize you....
Anywhore, happy holidays.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:51am.
Charles manson: HAVE A FUCKING MERRY CHRISTMAS
I FUCKING GODDAMN WELL YOU FUCKER. AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DO TOO. THAT ROAST IS GOING TO START GETTING FUCKED POKED IN THE ASS REAL FUCKING SOON AND SMOTHERED IN SOME FUCKING GODDAMN SEASONINGS FOR GODDAMN GOOD ROASTING TOMORROW MORNING.
Happy Hor-idays, dlisters!
Would love to give everyone something very elegant for all the laughing times you've given me. Here is a special little treat for after christmas dinner . . .
https://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1446
EDIT(hehehe! the "Irish Accent Breath Spray" is also special )!
peace D
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:49am.
Say WHAT??? Naaaaaw... SteakNShake will always have a place in my heart for having AWESOME shakes at 2 in the morning (ah, college) their burgers are not the most awesome burgers evah. They are thin and dry and, while yummy, not the best.
I need to get horrible bathroom pains from InNOut... I've heard (and seen) so much from them!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
OOOOH...Come on down MK....we be waitin for ya here in Cali!!
Merry Christmas everyone!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan