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Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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In-N-Out Burger, why can't you get here on the East Coast? After I moved here to the East Coast from SoCal is when I got my withdrawals. Why oh why oh why! Michael, can't you just gorge yourself and then just puke over us when you get back here? Taco Bell, Big Macs, you should just tremble when In-N-Out Burgers are mentioned. Beautiful juicy burgers, fresh cut potatoes going into the fryer! Fresh ripe tomatoes, fried onions. Okay, I blame George Bush for this. Obama, get your shit together! Get In-N-Out on the East Coast, or else!
JayDawg:
Where else can I find Pink's hot dogs?
At the Hollywood Park Casino, the Bell Gardens Bicycle Club Casino, the Greek Theater, and the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas.
http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/FAQ.htm
Mahaatma where are you? Do you like Farmer Boys food in the Inland Empire? It is tasty crap. Or North San Diego county has Angelos Burgers. They give you a big bag of greasy onion rings.
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From LoLo (two days late cuz I'm an idjit)
HAG TIMES WOW!
By "Ocean Screamer Face" aka Boswalla
HAG? WHO ME? Ok then wow!
I say to Ocean,"Ocean? HAG PANTS LEAN BACK FAT JOE, LEAN BACK! SCREAM SALTY FACE SAD WHALES SAND TIMES NO! SAVE YOU IM GREEN! DUST OFF SHOULDERS OK HELLO! NOT FIRE IN BRITCHES TRUTH MOUTH!"
Christmas Poetry! Luvs it!
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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:51pm.
Thanks!! I swear the recession affects even cheap eats. You know Pink's Hot Dogs on La Brea? Famous for long lines at 2 am? No long lines these days....
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I've heard about this Pink's Hot Dogs but haven't tried it yet. It's supposed to be the best dogs in CA but they don't have them up here in San Francisco. Someone needs to open a chain here.
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:31pm.
...am I the only one who thinks In-N-Out is crap?.....their burgers are always bloody and their french fries are like soggy limp dicks....no thanks.
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Sorry you are the only one. In-N-Out rules! Their burgers are so much fresher tasting than that processed pseudo-beef at McDonalds and Burger King.
And I like that you can SEE them cutting your french fries from an ACTUAL REAL POTATO and not some extruded potato and chemical tube.
After watching Super Size Me I can't bear to eat McDonalds fries again after seeing they don't decompose like normal food does because they are so pumped full of chemicals and preservative. If you haven't seen that movie, you should!
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:51pm.
Thanks!! I swear the recession affects even cheap eats. You know Pink's Hot Dogs on La Brea? Famous for long lines at 2 am? No long lines these days....
Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:43pm.
ANYONE ELSE STUCK AT WORK? LIKE ME..THIS SUCKS I WANT TO BE SNORTING VODKA FROM A SHOT GLASS!!
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HA! HA! I'M BUSY BUSY AT MY JOB OF DOING SWEET FUCK ALL! =)
PS: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:35pm.
Dang, I tried to go to the LAX In-N-Out at 9 this morning and it doesn't open until 10:30.... What if you feel like a No. 2 combo for breakfast?
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Well, I guess that means there's no Christmas for you, then! Too bad! So sad! ;p
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...Sheeps, I kinda knew I was the only one who hated them by the hundreds of people always waiting in line for their fixes like junkies at a methadone clinic....
...you stay dry too, my friend - you'll be getting it before I will....and Happy Holidays!....
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...how can I miss you when you won't go away?....
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:37pm.
Happy Happy Holidays baby-dolls!!!!
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Chu arrrrrr SO BOOTIFUL, Esa!
Feliz Navidad!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:11am.
whoever mentioned "Chi~Chi's",I worked there for a while when I was a teenager
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I was the one that mentioned Chi-Chi's. Quick recap is that it was a chain of Mexican restaurants back east that was an AWFUL excuse for mexican food. The chain went belly up in the mid 90's when a bunch of people got hepatitis from the food they served Several died and hundred were severely sickened.
The name is hilarious because it sounds like it would be a mexican version of Hooters.
Yeah, i'm stuck at work too (full day)... damn, and I took that bottle of wine home that I had here at work! Could of been all nicely buzzed! Maybe I'll go for some Mojitos during lunch....
Merry Christmas bitch and bitchesses! Just over three hours into affairs on this side of things. Walked in to this hilarious shot of Cowell and his fabulous chichis looking as pleased as punch (but only half as attractive).
Here's to a skanktastic holiday season and a bitch ass New Year!
--thanks awfully--
ANYONE ELSE STUCK AT WORK? LIKE ME..THIS SUCKS I WANT TO BE SNORTING VODKA FROM A SHOT GLASS!!
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:31pm.
am I the only one who thinks In-N-Out is crap?
Yes. :) Merry Xmas, Mahaatma! Stay dry out there.
I see I wasn't the only one at LAX this morning... Had to drop off my sis at the American Airlines terminal, which of course was the MOST crowded today at 7am! Arrrrgh.... was so happy to be back on the 105. Had breakfast which cured the slight hangover I had from last night's margaritas.
Happy Happy Holidays baby-dolls!!!!
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MK. Merry CHRISMAHANNAKWANZAKA TO EVERYONE!
Submitted by She She peritta on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:23pm.
Merry Christmas! Buon Natale! Feliz Navidad! I'm making tamales today. I wish I could share them with everyone.
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I wish you could share them, too!!! I love homemade tamales more then life itself. Merry Christmas!
...am I the only one who thinks In-N-Out is crap?.....their burgers are always bloody and their french fries are like soggy limp dicks....no thanks...
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...how can I miss you when you won't go away?....
Peace, love, patience and tolerance to all the D-listed family...
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:04pm.
No worries! Mmmmmm. Pecan pies!
I've been playing with the kitten and assembling presents.
Merry Christmas/Happy Hannukah and a wonderful 2009 to you and all the Dlisted Sluts!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I find Simon sexy.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Merry Christmas! Buon Natale! Feliz Navidad! I'm making tamales today. I wish I could share them with everyone.
Happy Christmas everyone!
This year is all about cheap pan dulce from the Mission in SF.
I got it for everyone...it's sweet and easy...just like...well
Got In-N-Out last night for a fix...even though they hate our
people. I think one time i shouted at the cashier "I'm Gay, bitch!"
i was high and needed to assert!
SEE BELOW!
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"
HAPPY HOLIDAYS DLIST!!
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"Close your legs to married men." NeNe Leakes
"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
ONLY JIM IS ALLOWED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS.
HIP O CRIT.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:45am.
LOL! That's why I do the drive-thru, so I can moan and jizz in my ponts in the privacy of my truck!
Have you had an In-And-Out Burger?
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No In-and-Out, Deb...I live in the sticks. And Culver's for me is 120 miles round trip. (sorry so late with a reply, I have been busy messing up my pecan pies)
Happy holidays sluts, skanks and elegant bitches.
I invited Parse and Parry over tomorrow. After they leave Bill and Hil's house, of course.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:56pm.
MARK 38-44 THE MOST TOUCHING FUCKING STORY IN THE BIBLE:.............
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My heart is so full right now, I can die happy.
Happy holidays, Mikey! I'm so glad you will be amongst us here in Cali once again, if only for a short time. Just like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on. Have a great holiday.
Oh, and don't forget to visit Fresh N'Easy while you're in town (the closest one to you is probably Hacienda Heights, on Whittier Blvd.) - it's the American branch of UK's Tesco markets, and it rules totally. They'll totally have last minute prezzies for you and it won't be that Trader Joe's dreck!
I am cooking a baked ham and then off on a jet plane!
Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:43pm.
HEINEKEN LIGHT 11.99$ AT RITE AID..ENOUGH SAID!!
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Oh shit, LMAO! MK could wrap them individually and do the same with Twinkies, Ho Ho's, TV dinners and Caprisun's. It'll be a Better Off Dead Christmas!
I quit this bitch.
Happy Holidays everyone!
xoxo
HEINEKEN LIGHT 11.99$ AT RITE AID..ENOUGH SAID!!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:49am.
If you want a burger that will kill you, check this out:
Heart Attack Grill
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n
If the burgers don't kill you, the sight of the skanks in those outfits will.
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Dick happens! - MK
Dang, I tried to go to the LAX In-N-Out at 9 this morning and it doesn't open until 10:30.... What if you feel like a No. 2 combo for breakfast?
Michael K, I got a crap load of stuff at Rite Aid. Rite Aid is like a modern five and dime.
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Simon definitely has a case of man boobs. I'm curious how they would look differently with some manscaping.
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Charles Manson using Bible quotes? The magic of the season!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:56pm.
Only at DLISTED will you find Charles Manson (aka jim) quoting the bible.
Merry Christmas everyone!
I made you all cookies and cakes, but since you aren't here, I will eat them for you.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:35pm
sorry if i double post, it seems we're crashing the site, lol!
sooo, when are we gonna know if you made it to the "Oh no, she didn't" Hall of Shame??
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Awww, Paris herpes, I'm working, too. But leaving in a few. One of the other chicks that works here took vacation time today, so I had to come in and work on a few things because there can't be two people gone on the same day. Lame sauce. She got Thanksgiving off, too! Whore. Good luck making it through Christmas eve shopping!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Okay, my favorite sluts and hwores! I ain't religious, but with all this snow......a little entertainment........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wloOTCsNRRg&feature=related
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008