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Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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I have a small family, and no one is here yet, my brother in law I don't know what day he is coming. My sister died back in OCt so my mother always thinks now that my brother in law is not gonna bring the kids, but he did Thanksgiving I don't know why he would skip Christmas. Anyway, I don't have Uncles that are perverted (someone said something about a perverted Uncle), I had one Uncle (you know, that wasn't a great Uncle) and he died years ago. His wife my aunt is in Delaware with my only two first cousins. My dad was an only child and my mother had one sister.
I have so many fake personas that I rule this fucking site when everyone else is leading a real life. I suck as a human bitches.I make fake myspaces to fit in. Sorry :(
This one's for you MK. Happy Holiday Love.
Dashing thru the air
In a two winged penis shaft
Over the clouds he flies
Toking all the way
Bells on his nips ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to fly and swing
If it's rolled up tight
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Puff Puff Pass
Puff Puff Pass
Puff Puff Puff Again
O what fun it is to fly
To Cali for the Holidays.
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Whoot! Yay, welcome to L.A. for the holidays, MK!
It's cold and rainy, but at least it's warmer than NYC.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Troll-like comment, but roll with it:
"I understand now! I didn't before! but now I know why you gave me herpes for Christmas instead of a meaningless present like a blender or Starter jacket! You love me don't you?"
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE....WITH BEERS AND TOKES!!
Happy Holidays sluts..
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 5:15pm.
what are the rules? guess the song without the subtitle?
Yepper. Excellent start. When you guess wrong, either have to drink up or sing the song when someone else gets it. If you don't make it to the chosen vomitorium, then ..... (your turn).
sheeps: what are the rules? guess the song without the subtitle?
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:47pm.
After taking a couple of Aunt Dolo's Vicodin, I truly would fuck you in the Ozarks. Word.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 5:03pm.
Charlie's married.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 5:06pm.
Sorta like "Escape" otherwise known as "(The Pina Colada Song)"
hahahahaha. I think we're onto a good drinking game (that is, one guaranteed to have many winners lined up at the loo...).
Merry Christmas to all!!!! Don't forget to be extra slutty today and give your drunk uncle a break and let him cop a feel. Christmas only comes once a year so you'll have plenty of time to drink the memory away.
Oh, to all you Jewish sluts, you ain't missing a damn thing unless you like eating too much, listening to endless dribble and getting a bunch of shit you don't want.
Feliz Navidad, Cabrones!!!
Sheeps: Sorta like "Escape" otherwise known as "(The Pina Colada Song)"
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:54pm.
I'm totally rocking out to Michael Penn's "No Myth (Romeo in Black Jeans)"
That's one of those songs where if someone said, "Hey, you know that cool Michael Penn song--"No Myth?" few people would have any idea what it is. With the subtitle, everyone goes, "Ahhhh."
Charlie, jim,
EITHER ONE OF YOU SINGLE???
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
its bruce bitch...
Michael K... I will (sniff) miss you.. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
(that sniffing was crying, not smack..)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:59pm.
Says who? I like information that I'll probably never use. Hell, I may be dating a Mason right now... *uses side eye to check out bf's movements*
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
The symbol on the front of the jet ski is the Square and Compass of the Blue Lodge of the Free and Accepted Masons.
The Masonic Order is a secret society to a certain extent. We know it exists and some of their ceremonies are open to the public. Their stated meetings can only be attended by Masons. No woman can be a member of the Masons who can only be adult males who are properly and secretly initiated.
However, there are women's groups affiliated with the Masons: Order of the Eastern Star, the Amaranth, and for girls, Job's Daughters and Rainbow Girls. The male youth group is The Order of the DeMolay. These groups also have secret initiations.
Masons can join the Scottish and/or York rites after becoming a Third Degree Mason. After a Mason becomes a 32d Degree Mason, he can then join the Shriners. A female relative of a Shriner can join The Daughters of the Nile.
This is prolly more information than any one wants or needs ... especially on Christmas Eve.
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Angel_i, your avi is a mighty powerful amulet indeed!
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Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:39pm.
THEY BETTER HAVE ALOT OF COLD BEER TONIGHT, SINCE FUKCING WORKING ON X-MAS IS BORING AS SHIT!!
FUCK THAT SHIT JIM AND GET A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF VODKA. TELL THEM YOU ARE GODDAMN FUCKING SICK AND HAVE TO GO HOME. SEASON YOUR GODDAMN ROAST AND POTATOES AND TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO FUCK OFF. IT IS THE ONLY FUCKING WAY.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND FESTIVUS AND HANUKKAH AND YULE AND I'LL BE BACK LONG BEFORE KWANZAA AND WHATNOT, HOS!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:52pm.
Altho - I, somehow, feel protected by Pammy's crotchface:)
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You would you sick fuck (said with love). In other news I'm totally rocking out to Michael Penn's "No Myth (Romeo in Black Jeans)" Loves it!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Good night, Fuzzy and Happy Drunkmas!
I have guests coming later so I have to go clean up. Well, at least pick up the big chunks.
Altho - I, somehow, feel protected by Pammy's crotchface:)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
zomay started it!
ACK!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:33pm.
Hey wait a minute, is that a Mason symbol on his jet ski? Anyone know this?
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It sure looks like a Mason symbol. Can't say for sure. Can anyother whores here say? I know it is a secret society and is big in the UK and US agmonst creepy old men. Simon seems a little young for it.
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O THOSE are just the low rung management, scratch-your-back-i'll-scratch-yours guys. The real deals are only about 800 strong and worldwide.
*now I'm kinda askeered! Really! That's ALL I know!*
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You just go on about your business:)
It don't know why that masonic symbol would be on a waverunner.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:33pm.
Sorry angel_i, but after I posted, I raided my liquor cabinet and found a bottle of PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS!! So I'm happy now! I'm going to get drunk and go diddle myself whilst thinking of Alan Rickman.
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AW MAN! No fairsies!
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:39pm.
Angel, it looks like this picture!:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasons
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ACK!
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
ACK!
Don't talk about it! These are COMPUTERS!
(no, really)
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You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:22pm.
Thank you for the invitation! :**) Yep, it's just me. I always hate the holidays.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:25pm.
Well fuck me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:33pm.
Sorry angel_i, but after I posted, I raided my liquor cabinet and found a bottle of PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS!! So I'm happy now! I'm going to get drunk and go diddle myself whilst thinking of Alan Rickman.
You know, just an average night.
TATA! *SMOOCHES TO ALL*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
LOL @ jim
THEY BETTER HAVE ALOT OF COLD BEER TONIGHT, SINCE FUKCING WORKING ON X-MAS IS BORING AS SHIT!!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:33pm.
Hey wait a minute, is that a Mason symbol on his jet ski? Anyone know this?
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It sure looks like a Mason symbol. Can't say for sure. Can anyother whores here say? I know it is a secret society and is big in the UK and US agmonst creepy old men. Simon seems a little young for it.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Angel, it looks like this picture!:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasons
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It's like, a compass logo...
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:33pm.
Hey wait a minute, is that a Mason symbol on his jet ski?
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Ha! I think it's the number of the rental, actually...
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"LOL!! No worries, he quit that bitch and is now in fucking Finland! He can flyyyyyy faster than Wino on the monthly crack giveaway day!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**"
Phew! I was getting nervous. What would happen if I didn't get my gifts?!
Mrs. Claus would have to waddle her ass to that sleigh and personally hand them to me.
♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫
"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
Hey wait a minute, is that a Mason symbol on his jet ski? Anyone know this?
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 3:50pm.
Poor Fuzzy has no family, nothing to do for Christmas! SOMEONE INVITE ME TO THEIR PARTY!! XD
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I'll trade you. I got places I gotta go and I just wanna stay in by myself:( You go in my place!:)
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:24pm.
I know I laugh too. but I was really sad at that time...
Now I love my mother for being so sweet. Hey at least I got Candy!
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Exactly =)
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Happy Hanukkah to all my fellow Jew sluts, and Merry Christmas to all you Christian sluts. Have a fabulous one! ANd please, have a drink on me - I'm sick and doped up on a million cold pills.
Dlisted is included in the Christman poem at Deceiver.com.
Dlisted's getting famous.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:24pm.
I know I laugh too. but I was really sad at that time...
Now I love my mother for being so sweet. Hey at least I got Candy!
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:20pm.
"Now Santa's in Baghdad! He's a brave soul!!"
Shit, he better ride the fuck out of there like he's in Compton.
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LOL!! No worries, he quit that bitch and is now in fucking Finland! He can flyyyyyy faster than Wino on the monthly crack giveaway day!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:21pm.
If you can believe it Vancouver, aka Lotusland. Hafuckingha. We have had three blizzards in a week. Unheard of here, the city is unequipped to deal with snow.
And yes, retail. Oh well, I can say I tried.
TITS, what is happening over there?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 4:19pm.
When I was little my Mom told me once that sometimes , Santa only brings you candy, cuz he doesn't have that much money left, cuz apparently he buys geographicaly (and I'm form south-america)
Do you know what I got that year?... ever since I wanted to move to America, to have cool presents since santa would buy them first.
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Aw, that's kinda sad but it's making me giggle too (but not in an evil mean way)...
I was thinking that when they brought up Norad and Santa in Kenya. Instead of saying YAY! I was thinking: O that should be quick.;p...and :( but I'm making an effort to remain festive!=)
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...I bet MK stopped off at one of the Rub-n-Tugs near LAX....you know how stressful traveling is...
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...don't talk to strangers but let that mental patient Santa roam your house in the middle of the night?...ya, right...
Happy Festivus and a peaceful New Year!
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