Programming Note
Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
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Merry Christmas MK and to all the Dlisted whores out there!!! You made my Christmas a little less dreary. Thank you!
I never noticed the forum. I just tried to register , didn't work.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 7:06pm.
Sheeps, is the forum as evil as they say? I am quite confused.
That's been the rumor for a long time, but I don't go there. A few massive, atomic spats have come from the forum, and that's all I need to know. However, Lory would like to sign you up and, apparently, dirty your mind while she's at it. :)
Santa was in Tuscany en route to Australia then on to Canada, duh
Submitted by my liver hurts on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 7:11pm.
After we die our energies will meld together and THEN we'll be one in the same... I yearn for that day!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Lizard!
No plans tonight. We don't do anything on Xmas eve...
I heard Santa spend the night in Paris...uh...no, I got nothing.
Don't go to the forum. They are an evil bunch in there...then they come here and start trouble. Not very Christmassssy!!!
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
Of course you love her, you are "one in the same", duh
Uhh, newsflash, Sugaroo is a flaming bitch whose husband is probably at the strip club giving all the Wal-Mart gift cards he bought for Sugaroo to a dancer named HoneyclTITS
that's ok, my liver, I lurves her anyway.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Forum registration is quite blocked, only open to alts who registered in Sept 2007, who have "lurked" all those months and are now ready to "post"
Sheeps, is the forum as evil as they say? I am quite confused.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Uh, newsflash, airports are bogged down with people and it is only 3:40 PST. Surely you all have alts somewhere on the West Coast.
I drink a gallon of Jenkem 20x a week, that is why my liver hurts
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:56pm.
Umm, I'm pretty sure that's "liter."
How's the forum registration going? Does it accept high school students on break?
Just checking in...getting a bit worried 'bout MK it has been a while now.
Merry tropical Christmas from The Florida Keys everyone
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
High pitched EWW! Who has contoured body hair?! Why are you doing that Simon? (concerned brows)
Thanks but I am thankful. I didn't mean to whine if it sounded like it. I'm probably just rambling if it's something I wrote earlier. Merry Christmas to you too.
Submitted by Alex222 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:51pm.
Those furry chichi's look inviting! I'd do Simon if I was really drunk haha. I wish I was somewhere warm right now.
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Come to Tampa, its like 80 degrees right now.
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Dick happens! - MK
yeah, i'm sure he's caught up in the middle of christmas eve's psychosis... he's telling himself "Next year I'll buy my gifts in October..."
I always do.
A crazy asshole just hit my car on purpose because I let some people cross the street ahead of me and I made him loose like 15 seconds of panic shopping so he was really pissed at me. He broke my lights! and obviously ran like the wind...
Feliz Navidad! - Joyeux Noël! - 圣诞 快乐！- Feliz Natal! - Merry Xmas!
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:53pm.
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Did I mention that I just ate a full litter of Shiba Inu for lunch. *burp*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:52pm.
Don't worry too much. Weather is shit all across the country and he's probably stuck in Chi-town, wondering where he can pick up a stuffed deep dish pizza (yummy!) a Corona, and somebody to keep his little heart warm.
He'll be back.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Holy bovine! I just stopped in here before going to church to see if Carrot is around. She isn't but I can see the after-school crowd with nothing to do sure is!
Rosemary (not saying you are one of them) why don't you stop complaining and focus on the positive things in your life instead of dwelling on the negative? And if you're about to say you have nothing positive, don't bother. You're alive and you have a roof over your head and food in your stomach, which is more than a lot of people have right now. Be thankful for what you do have instead of whining about what you don't.
Merry Christmas!
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:44pm.
I enjoy kicking sea lions in the head and then run to the nearest car on the beach. It's a riot seeing them destroy the car. I also like to see the face of the owner when he sees his car totaled.
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You is a skerry mo fo I would not want to meet you in some dark alley no way. its Xmas Eve kids
Eat drink and be Mary!
Someone send a search party to the Rite Aid! MK's been MIA for quite a while. Hopefully he's scarfing down double-doubles and searching the web for interesting celeb pics for us to comment on.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:50pm.
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rotflmao
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lol yeah, I know but I just whenever I see that, if you said kick a shark, i would believe it lol, but thanks. Anything like that I believe for a second because it's so awful to me .
Those furry chichi's look inviting! I'd do Simon if I was really drunk haha. I wish I was somewhere warm right now.
Rosemary; there are way too many puppy and kitty lovers around. Lori is just blowing it out of her ass. I'd like to see her really approach a sea lion without getting her butt kicked by said sea lion.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
I hope no one here really abuses animals.
I used to be a 12 pack of beer drinker. At least like three times a week.
Still simon?!
ym badroyek oe!krb
d!nma
Clarisse, why, the Santa in Paris innuendo! I'm sure you are a busy busy lady and wouldn't stoop to that level on Christmas Eve... or are you?
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
I quit drinking a year and a half ago, almost two, actually it's two now but for two reasons. One cause it makes me really sick now with my bladder problem. Two cause I take pain meds for my bladder and fibromyalgia. But I only miss it now and then so I have in that two years a few times had like two drinks but I was sorry afterwards. I either threw up or had to lay down for a long time.
I enjoy kicking sea lions in the head and then run to the nearest car on the beach. It's a riot seeing them destroy the car. I also like to see the face of the owner when he sees his car totaled.
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lizardbits,
What am I pickin up?
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
Merry Christmas MK and all you Dlisted sluts! My family is coming over for dinner tomorrow and since I quit drinking, life is a little dull. Oh well.
oh hey "Programming Note"? I feel so official. ;)
waiting on my Santy Claus...
(the puppehs are so cuddly!nuzzle nuzzly. our kittehs aren't so sure yet..LOL)
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Happy Holidays MK & DListers!
Santa's in Paris!... wait... DON'T CATCH THE HERP SANTA!!! SHE'S A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
oooOOOOoooh! I mean Paris FRANCE!!! Silly me...
(apologies to all, I wanted to get the joke in and nobody's really here... I love you Clarisse, but would you pick it up?)
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
SORRY, I MEANT *JAZZ HANDS*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
*JIZZ HANDS*
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Hold up! All caps JIM is single?!?!?! SCORE!!!
Xmas #2 down. One more to go......
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
JUST DANCE!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
*touching liver area, yeah, still diseased*
*taking a jizz load to the face which is really just Pillsbury cinnamon roll icing in a pastry bag to impress my neighbours*
*licking pictures of Aaron Carter. Yummmmmay*
*running around the room, drooling Peppermint Schnapps*
lol
I am serving Baked Ham which has been seriously Buggered by my Gigipus and wrapped in Flossy B for that Tuscan experience.
I enjoy cutting off the heads of celebrities from magazines and pasting them on my family pictures. That way I can feel like I am spending my time with famous people. That makes me feel important. :)
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All my alts are coming over for Christmas Eve, which is roughly 90 percent of you. Mazel Tov!