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Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I'm away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won't be anymore new posts for a few hours while I'm flying high (in more ways than one).
Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven't bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!
In the meantime, cuddle into Simon's chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!
He's at least a B cup...and his nipples point down.
Me likey!
That picture! lol!
Hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday...
Not like those poor victims of that psycho ass in a Santa suit psycho. :(
that's hot! i lied.
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:02pm.
She was. She finally met her maker this past summer after 17 years of torturing every living thing that came her way. Meanest cat I ever had, and I adored her.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
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LOL Kacky. Btw, beautiful pussy u got there in your avie. Is it yours?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:13pm.
Just had to turn you on to it dahling, it's so YOU!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:18pm.
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ZOMG! ROFTLMAO! First I laughed, then I cried, then I laughed again, perhaps cos my Xmas was pretty much like this... or perhaps cos I am going through an epic sugar high... Anyway, thanks for bringing back the good times. Loved it Kacky! XOXOXO
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Let me dirty up your mind.
he is sooooo posing for the cameras!
This song is dedicated to Lory, becuase she's such a cheerful Christmas elf!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff3aoSyYOVs
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I get furrballs just looking at that massively sasquatchy chest of man boobage..hack..hack.. cough..wheeeeeeeze..
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:21am.
Happy birthday Lizardbits!! Many happy returns to one of the most intriguing usernames on DL.
xo
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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZIE!
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I've eaten in one night what I eat in a year.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:08pm.
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Yup, I am a consultant for the Today Show, Leno and Rachel Ray. They are all my bitches... When I say "lick" they say "where?"
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Let me dirty up your mind.
In N Out must be like a gay Steak n Shake
Five minutes until my birthday!
Happy birthday me!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Merry Happy Holidays Dlisted Sluts ... and Michael K ....
best of all things to most of you ....
i saw James Haven in a short YouTube clip ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao&eurl=http://bulletins.myspace...
enjoy!!!
Don't know what anyone else is sayin' on here, but I've spent my christmas eve doing drunken gift wrapping. My family is going to look at me like I'm an idiot tomorrow. Those presents are so half-assed wrapped. Seriously, I so have better things to do...like Ketal One and A Christmas Story Marathon!
I've never been blessed to look at the holidays in this way and it's just joyous.
Okay, don't want to scare people.
How did MK get to L.A.? Via Norway? Geez!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:14pm.
It was so awesome, I can't even tell you. I hope your services were just as inspirational.
Now it's time to eat! Have some chocolate cheesecake with us? There's plenty.
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I will! Thank you!
I feel you, babe. I've had many inspirational moments this holiday season. It's been lovely:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:14pm.
It was so awesome, I can't even tell you. I hope your services were just as inspirational.
Now it's time to eat! Have some chocolate cheesecake with us? There's plenty.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:01pm.
I just got back from THE BEST Christmas Eve service EVER.
Merry CHRISTmas everyone! Peace, love and joy.
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AW sweet. I went to a lovely service but it certainly wasn't THE BEST! Bravo!
Merry Christmas, luv:)
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I just got back from THE BEST Christmas Eve service EVER.
Merry CHRISTmas everyone! Peace, love and joy.
Night, jiggy!
May the force be with you!
(;x)
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TITS & angel--
Thanks for the Merry Christmas! Right back at you.
Great Vid and great e-card.
The fam is finished showing humiliating videos of me, so I'll rejoin the crew.
*heavy sigh*
Nite all. Sleep tite.
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Well fuck me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
@TITS:
Cool! My uncle was born in Whitehorse!
The way I remember it - it's like the tiniest town ever.
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frankly I'm more frightened by Prince William's fugly picture.
And I do mean TRULY FRIGHTENED !!!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 8:44pm.
WARNING THE FOLLOWING LINK COULD RUIN YOUR HOLIDAYS.
Has anyone else seen the ghastly pics of Donatella at Just Jared??????
http://justjared.buzznet.com/
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Well fuck me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
Swimming? Excellent! I may go to the pool tomorrow if it's open - I have a few punch cards left.
Have you seen the new pool they built for the canada games in whitehorse!!?! YOWSA. http://canadagamescentre.whitehorse.ca//gallery/58/pooldeckweb.jpg
It's all windows - imagine swimming while looking at a snowstorm or the northern lights. siiiigh.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:15pm.
I'm giving all y'all the evil eye!
I love the evil eye video--what a nice gift.
Thanks, angel!! :-)
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O my pleasure! Merry Christmas, jiggy!
*whispers* It's a regift but too good not to share:)*/whispers*
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:15pm.
I'm giving all y'all the evil eye!
I love the evil eye video--what a nice gift.
Thanks, angel!! :-)
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Well fuck me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:23pm.
angel - your avatar is starting too look like one of those xmas candles that are never lit.
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Ha! T-T-T-Totally, dude!
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*sigh* I love Canada:)
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heh and most people in line thanked the traffic produce guy as they went sensibly to their assigned till.
smugness & self congratulation!
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Can you believe my kid is out SWIMMING? Weirdo. (we have a neighbour down the street having all the kiddies over;p)
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angel - your avatar is starting too look like one of those xmas candles that are never lit.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:20pm.
I went to the grocery store. It was brilliant. Everyone who was ready for the checkout got into two lines down two aisles. Then they had a produce guy doing traffic control - he'd check out the progress and wave the next person in and tell them which checkout number to go to.
No trampling deaths. And.. while i was waiting in the pet food aisle i picked up some bird seed and peanuts in shells for the snowed out starving animals.
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*sigh* I love Canada:)
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ah yes... snowsuit invincibility... a peculiar canadian phenomena.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
I dressed in my purty dress! I went and ate soggy bland food! I smiled purty at the old lady who couldn't even hear herself let alone me! I even kept my eyerolls in check while I listened to longest list EVAR of achievements compiled by the doting mother of a 6 year old! I DRANK EGGNOG! I HATE EGGNOG!
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yeesh. that's rough dude.
I went to the grocery store. It was brilliant. Everyone who was ready for the checkout got into two lines down two aisles. Then they had a produce guy doing traffic control - he'd check out the progress and wave the next person in and tell them which checkout number to go to.
No trampling deaths. And.. while i was waiting in the pet food aisle i picked up some bird seed and peanuts in shells for the snowed out starving animals.
The sales were great in the grocery too! got about 2 weeks worth of food for 20$
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:13pm.
xmas humour.
was riding my bike today (yay!!! snow melty times!!)
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Me too! It's SO warm. And soupy;\ But I still road a little extra just cuz I gots a good snowsuit:)
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I'm giving all y'all the evil eye!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:11pm.
You win momus!
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HAY! NO FAIR! I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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sorry i missed your answer - here have a ketchup covered carrot.
:D
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
xmas humour.
was riding my bike today (yay!!! snow melty times!!) and passed by a house with a snowman in the front yard. The snowman was giving birth to a little snowbaby coming out of it covered in ketchup.
Top that Calvin!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:11pm.
You win momus!
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HAY! NO FAIR! I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:11pm.
It's lovely card.
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PPS. Charles Manson needs a cooking show. STAT!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:10pm.
Methinks MK is slowly -- ever so slowly -- enjoying every succulent morsel of his double-double.
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You win momus!
I couldn't be arsed to create another card, send it to myself and cut and past the link into a hyperlink format.
ho ho hah.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 8:46pm.
good tip chuck on inserting garlic. never tried herbs, but I can vouch for garlic.
garlic is never wrong.
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Shouldn't our a$$es remain firm and "high" or remain remain firm and "tight" instead "thigh"?
Did I win?
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Um...no. Cuz I answered that this morning;p
PS. you got too many remains up there:)
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THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
MK SAID he was gonna post some more today after he made love to a double double! How long could sexy times with a double double last?!?! I dressed in my purty dress! I went and ate soggy bland food! I smiled purty at the old lady who couldn't even hear herself let alone me! I even kept my eyerolls in check while I listened to longest list EVAR of achievements compiled by the doting mother of a 6 year old! I DRANK EGGNOG! I HATE EGGNOG! SHOW ME MORE WHORES!!!
And Merry Christmas:)
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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 8:01pm
Are you a consultant for the Today Show by any chance? I heard the weather guy (not Al Roker) yesterday or the day before, make some remark about it being so cloudy that Santa was in danger of falling out of the sky. If I had little kids at home and they heard that, I'd have been royally miffed. Bet he goes bye bye like Giselle Fernandez. She dissed some little kids' cookies on a segment years ago and she was never seen on that network again.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 8:46pm.
good tip chuck on inserting garlic. never tried herbs, but I can vouch for garlic.
garlic is never wrong.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
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Shouldn't our a$$es remain firm and "high" or remain remain firm and "tight" instead "thigh"?
Did I win?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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