Only Traitors Buy Mischa Barton's Headbands
Mischa Barton has FINALLY launched her eagerly-awaited (NOT) line of headbands. Yes, because there are zillions of dumb whores who want to throw away $200 on a piece of shit that you can make yourself using scraps from your memaw's craft box. But don't even bother. Wearing a piece of paper that says "I am a foolio" is cheaper and gets the message across clearer.
Mischa's cacabands cost anywhere from 90 clams to 200 clams and are sold at some joint called Stacey Lapidus. If you even think of buying one of these, I swear. I'll.... I'll.... curse your name and never masturbate to you again. There is only one celebrity headband line allowed and that one belongs to international supermodel and silver screen star Phoebe Price! Of course, Phoebe had her line first. Mischa is a copy cat bitch! Phoebe even had her cellulite photos on a tabloid first and then Mischa had to go and copy her with that too! Mischa is a devil woman.
Mischa's headbands won't do anything but make you look like your head is too fucking fat, so you need a belt to hold it up. That doesn't really make sense, but I never do, so just go with it. Phoebe's headbands will do so much more for you!
Only after wearing them for a few minutes, you will get the sudden urge to pose on the street for absolutely no reason. Before you know it, paparazzi or creepy old men will start taking pictures of you and turn you into an overnight supermodel sensation just like Phoebe. Her headbands have that power! They might also cause you to rub raw chicken cutlets all over your face, but that's a small side-effect you can kind of live with.
VIA WWD
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Those went out in the 70's.
TeamValtrex, who is the heavily made-up, bearded person who's in your avie and who's shown up in others?
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
I never wore headbands..
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Headbands existed a long time before Mischa Barton even became a zygote. They weren't any prettier then, but they were around.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
xoxo
Cool card, TITS!:)
Wishing you and everybody here the same.
I usually enjoy stoners (Drew Barrymore, Charlize Theron) but this fug leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I guess I'll just never like cottage cheese.
Madonna recently photographed wearing headband,headbands now oficially in style, so everybody better get used to it. Why is there such a big controversy about headbands?
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:53am.
Saaaay what ever happened to paris hiltons genius idea of fake hair affixed with hair comb thingies?
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I see that shit all over the place. Especially in Chinatown and Dollar Stores. Just like other Paris Hilton shit.
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You just go on about your business:)
God I hate these headbands. You know all the annoying twats who wear Uggs with mini skirts will be buying them in bulk.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Does this bitch act anymore?
This stoner thinks she can sell her "headband designs"? She's a day late and 100 IQ points short. Other braindead celebs like nicole "wrong way stoned" ritchie have been wearing their own headband designs for months.
Mischa barton should stick to what she knows; bad acting, career suicide, smoking dope & fucking losers.
Saaaay what ever happened to paris hiltons genius idea of fake hair affixed with hair comb thingies?
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:38am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:36am.
Just you wait mah pretty. One month to go! *practicing my vomit aiming skills*
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LOL, puhleeeze don't go there..I'm trying to act like I'm not *hiccuping* right behind you and Joe!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:36am.
Just you wait mah pretty. One month to go! *practicing my vomit aiming skills*
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:26am.
I love youse funny sluts. *hicing along with Joe*
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LOL! Well, being a true fake friend, we won't be happy till we're holding your hair back...(and taking pics)
Submitted by satanica on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:26am.
oh please, I could get a knock off Mischa Barton for 50 cents
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:21am.
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Happy Holidays to you even more, Mani...This one is for you. My first dlisted moment...
Merry Christmas, Mr. Sweet and Spicy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djv5GJndscI
I love youse funny sluts. *hicing along with Joe*
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I know exactly how much it costs to make one of those. The manufacturing price should run about $1.00 in materials.
Horrible. Design. Period.
And recycled hippie designs always suck.
Peace out.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:11am.
That is one big useless bag. And what's that she's carrying?
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Hehe. Useless? I can think of a use for it. It involves her head and a hammer.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:22am.
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Hahahahahaha TV you speakin' pig latin???
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Chocolat
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That headband must be restricting bloodflow, she seems to be paralyzed from the neck up.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:16am.
O TAY!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
One headband is not enough, she should wear about twenty. Mushy needs to realize that only PP-bands are worth something.
Happy Holidays!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:11am.
That is one big useless bag. And what's that she's carrying?
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She's a hag bag or a bag hag or ...jesus, I dunno..how are you tonight TV?
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:11am.
That is one big useless bag. And what's that she's carrying?
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ROFLMAO! I believe this picture came from cumdumpster.com. My only question is which one is the dumpster?!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:09am.
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Ohhh *hic*..is that what it was Nitty? Whatever it was *hic* it was purty...
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:07am.
@ NItty: *stern voice* Nitty..I sense shenanigans going on here?
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*contains mischievous grin* Who me? Encourage women to laugh and make light of the men folk and headbands? Couldn't be. How you doing tonight, lady? Ready for Santa?
That is one big useless bag. And what's that she's carrying?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:04am.
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Eeeeeeps..sorry, Jo. I forgot you are multilingual. You saw right through our faux Slav, didn't joo..erm, you?
@ NItty: *stern voice* Nitty..I sense shenanigans going on here?
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:02am.
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Tell him you're practicing "naughty" for "santa."
'Nite, sex hookah.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:35pm.
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WhAAA? I thought I saw *Jo* but no, it's JOO... *dialing up zookeepers*..you've been into the purple drank again, haven't you Tiger?
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:00am.
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This I cannot deny. Go, with my blessings, and break him in wisely, Oh Dee-in-dee-dee. For he shall be the sex object for the next generation to come. (pu intended)
Nits and Dee... I am pissed. Will 'tawk' to you later. I think I have to go and make nice with my hubby. ♥♥
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:58pm.
Busted! Ok, so I'm making a merkin of Robert's magical hairs. Can you blame me? You hog all the hot dudes. I have to take what I can get.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:53pm.
*leaving the room for "unspecified" reasons* Don't worry Nitty, I'll be thinking about mah Magical Boo Robert.
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Bullshit..you were leaving room for his hair...Which, he shaved off because after 6 weeks without washing, it just made it easier to find all the nits...*hiding behind IG and TV*
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:50pm.
Nitty? HAHAHAHA!!! xoxox
I got nothing. CHEERS!!!
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Cheezus..then I'm cancelling the boudin balls on the 25th!
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:42pm.
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Gotta' love a man who's a poet, artist and actor..A man who goes deep, dark and undefined. *shivers*
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*leaving the room for "unspecified" reasons* Don't worry Nitty, I'll be thinking about mah Magical Boo Robert.
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Nitty? HAHAHAHA!!! xoxox
I got nothing. CHEERS!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:42pm.
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Gotta' love a man who's a poet, artist and actor..A man who goes deep, dark and undefined. *shivers*
Just glad you didn't show his naked bits...I'd have to track down all these droolin' womenz fo' sho!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:35pm.
Mom, is that you??????
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Depends, does your momiska get a lot of drunk dials? (which explains the delayed response)
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:16pm.
I had Russian peen once, but it was too small to mention. Speaking of Russians......Viggo is the hottness!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:06pm.
AHAHAHAHAHA! Joo nearly meke meh pee from de lofter only vodka bring!
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Ahah! Joo vill alvays bee my femme Katarina. Now, shvake thot tail and share thot vodtka.
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Mom, is that you??????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:03pm.
My new headband fits perfectly! I knew my lack of reading and schooling would come in handy eventually.
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Thank goodness! cuz I was going to tell you if it was too small you could always use it on your man around his peen head..but then we'd be right back to sounding Russian again..
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:06pm.
AHAHAHAHAHA! Joo nearly meke meh pee from de lofter only vodka bring!
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Ahah! Joo vill alvays bee my femme Katarina. Now, shvake thot tail and share thot vodtka.
Serioulsy tho...you nailed the shit outa' that one! ^5 *still lmao*
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:03pm.
My new headband fits perfectly! I knew my lack of reading and schooling would come in handy eventually.
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Santa Clause and His Old Lady
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:54pm.
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LMAOOO! And with every order you get a free can of borscht.
Vhat de jell joo mean? Dey dohn stink thot sheet is foney?
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Joo nearly meke meh pee from de lofter only vodka bring!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:03pm.
Yes, buy her products, because you definitely want to steal the look of someone who looks 15 years older than she is. She'll be stealing Bea Arthur's look before she's 35.
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Hey, at least Bea Arthur had talent and a brain. This ho is famous for celullite and keds..How much more middle America can you get?
I refuse to put a penny in skinny fat's wallet. Fuck her and her fucktard head bands.