A Car As Fugly As Its Owner
This is the kind of utter shit that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money. Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea. The Daily Mail says Wonky's new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000.
Her big pink piece of trash car now matches her big pink piece of trash vagina! Actually, there's no way her snatch is pink anymore. That shit is the color of dead fingernails. Pink is the color of her wart milk. Sorry. I'm grossing myself out right before lunch.
With her new herpmobile, this dumb skank is basically asking people to egg that shit. Or at least write "I'm a dumb whore" all over it.
She will never be Angelyne.
Here's Wonky with her fake BFF being stupid while going shopping Hollywood yesterday.
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that shit is as gross as the owner... that cunt needs to die!
The Angelyne link takes you to her MyCrap page, where her age is listed, with no irony, apparently, as 28.
*blink blink*
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Oh. My. God.
Please, the owner of any semi truck, please tbone this fucking pepto bismal looking POS.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:01pm.
I prefer Peen Hunter. Thats her Peen Hunter mobile.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
If that doesn't scream, "please f*cking look at me"! then I don't know what does.
I thought most of these asshole celebrities claim to want some privacy (well atleast this asshole did when she was being dragged off to jail!)?? Is this how you try and blend in with normal folk? This chic has GOT to be the biggest self absorbed twat to walk in California! I can't fathom why she constantly feels the need to make a statement.... This pink piece of shit car defines her existence!
Dumb twat.
What a tasteless waste of money.
She is disgusting.
Can this bitch retire already? Oh yeah, she doesn't fucking do anything.
I hope this recession will be the death knell for these tired celebutants.
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"The only thing you can do for me is die." - L.J. Burrows
PH stands for Peen Hamper.
Why oh why has no one shanked this ugly-assed piece of trash yet? Look at her in that one thumbnail near the bottom trying to look as if she's bored with her own celebrity.
Somebody here LIKES PARIS!?
WHAT?
No, I don't believe it. Isn't possible. No, nuh uh.
She's ugly, nasty, dumb, fucks anything that can be fucked, is USELESS and does nothing for anyone but herself and is now driving this Mattel made piece of excessive shit that she has not earned nor deserves.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I swear to God if I ever go to LA and see this THING driving around, I WILL throw shit out my window at it.
How hope all these assholes that flaunt their money go bankrupt and end up living on the street. Fuckin digusting scum. And I hope Paris and her ilk die a slow and deeply painful death.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
What does the "PH" stand for -- Princess Ho?
This car looks like shit, the rims look ghetto.
More HW skanks wasting money. It's the holidays, if you have such an urge to spend try charity!!!
A few of our soldiers would like tickets home, a few people on the street could do with some blankets and food.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Somewhere in CREWE...there's a group of automotive artisans being counseled NOT to slash their wrists.
when people show off their money it's a clear sign they lack everything else.
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
What is this woman's purpose? Waste of good oxygen.
Well, at least she'll be an easy target for attempted murder.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
What jim said.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:55pm.
What is the difference when mary K cosmetics does it or Angeline whatever did it, she is a new version of them. I like Paris.
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I don't understand what's to like??? What does she do to warrant liking?
How old is she, 12?
Submitted by Rican35 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:55pm.
What recession????
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Recessions are cool! There are SALES!!!
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What recession????
Oh, and I'm surprised she isn't wearing pink clothes to match. I just cannot stand her!
And lookee there...her initials, as if there would ever be a question of who that horrid car belonged to!
What is the difference when mary K cosmetics does it or Angeline whatever did it, she is a new version of them. I like Paris.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Holding on to your youth for dear life much?
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how old is this cunt now? GROW UP PARIS! Benji told me to tell you that. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH! Pepto-Bismol!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
It's as over the top, garish and self-indulgent as she is? Are the air bags deployed with Pepto, condums and Valtrex?
So Paris is selling Mary Kay now?
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
AT LEAST YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IDIOT SLAMMED INTO YOUR CAR WHEN THIS FUCKING SKANK LOOKS AWAY TO PICK THE CRABS FROM HER CUNT!!
Ugh- she could have at least had like a pearlized pink...would have looked a LITTLE better.
How many cards does this worthless waist of space have? But be nice to just throw away tons of cash on stupid shit.
Yep she totally ruined the car with that pink shitty ass infantile paint. And that's like my LEAST favorite color of all time. Even as a 6 year old I detested pink. That's why Hello Kitty was a complete waste on me...
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That car is even too tacky for Barbie. Wonky is such a moron; when the hell is she going to grow up?!
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I would have done mine Hotpink I think it would have looked a lot hotter than this pepto crap
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Happy Holidays
She probably did it so that it can be easily spotted after it's stolen. Hahahaha...who am I kidding? Who's gonna want that?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
pff.. didn't Angeline (sp) did this already?