A Car As Fugly As Its Owner
This is the kind of utter shit that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money. Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea. The Daily Mail says Wonky's new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000.
Her big pink piece of trash car now matches her big pink piece of trash vagina! Actually, there's no way her snatch is pink anymore. That shit is the color of dead fingernails. Pink is the color of her wart milk. Sorry. I'm grossing myself out right before lunch.
With her new herpmobile, this dumb skank is basically asking people to egg that shit. Or at least write "I'm a dumb whore" all over it.
She will never be Angelyne.
Here's Wonky with her fake BFF being stupid while going shopping Hollywood yesterday.
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you nailed it with "4-year-old brain"
she is delusion
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This makes me weep for humanity.
Come now,you know her pussy is red and looks like raw hamburger.I actually like the car and would own one like that,it looks like the ultimate Mary Kay car.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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if you're going to paint a bentley pink you shouldn't have one.
I'm not suprised she painted her car that color, I am suprised that she is hanging out with the BFF winner though.
*keying BITCH into the side*
Oh, not long But.Seriously ;)
The paint job leaves the car in a curious position:
You can't really steal it...the paint is de-facto
GPS.
Now err'body knows where you are...and some idiot(s)
may be inclined to do bad things to the car.
DON MAJIC JUAN thinks Paris went a little overboard.
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One time for tha' old skool:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:48pm.
mine's green! is it suposed to be pink????
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Mmmm...green. Dr. Suess said green eggs and ham are the best....you should let me slip gristle covered tounge in there to get a taste and see if the same logic applies to pussy.
Whoever is in your avie is fiiiiiinnneeee!
But my avie is finer!
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Once again, dignity [Bently's] fall before money [Hilton's].
No amount of money can buy good taste!
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TY C Word, damn hootrats! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:45pm.
your post was number 69
hahahahah
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Bow chica bow wowwwwwwwwwwww
"Flip to page 69 baby, I've got a whole mouthful for ya."
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Own it like a strap-on.
I swear if I ever see that cunt mobile I'm going to take a shit right on the fucking emblem.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:44pm.
I was in Newark (don't ask, you can guess why) and some hoodrats threw fucking eggs on my car and my bf said we had to clean it right away or it would take off the paint?
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Good advice, snowy - eggs are bad...so is silly string, brake fluid, and nail polish remover (or so I've heard).
Maybe Wonks is doing a good deed and this is actually a mobile health unit to dispense free Valtrex...."Patient Zero" is probably responsible for most of the herp cases in the greater LA area anyways.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
I'm taking bets on how long before some hot drunken slut stumbles out of the club and scratches 'bitch' onto the side of that Bentley with a car key.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:41pm.
Does pussy color actually change with the more sex u have?
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Aaaaaaaaaand you totally just gave yourself away.
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Gave myslef away?
As what?
As someone who dosnt know if vag. changes color?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:44pm.
your post was number 69
hahahahah
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:41pm.
Does pussy color actually change with the more sex u have?
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Aaaaaaaaaand you totally just gave yourself away.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I was in Newark (don't ask, you can guess why) and some hoodrats threw fucking eggs on my car and my bf said we had to clean it right away or it would take off the paint?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Barf is really good for ruining paint on a car. REALLY good.
Ick....wtf, mk? you usually warn us when you post something that is stomach-turning. No fair.
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Does pussy color actually change with the more sex u have?
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Good thing I read the article, I thought someone had won it selling Mary Kaye cosmetics.
She made that car look cheap and tacky. Now, she looks like one of those ghetto shanks I always see in Detroit.
Rich white trash. The herpvomitmobile. A thing of beauty.
Did anyone ever hear that if you place bologna (or was it salami?) on a car and let it bake in the sun, when you take it off, it peels the paint off with it?
I remember the neighborhood boys talking about it when I was a kid, so maybe it only worked on that flat paint the cars used to have in the 70s. I wonder what kind of stuff you could splash on that shit to ruin it. Hell, a set of keys would do wonders...
between this disgusting display of misplaced wealth, fucking christmas, and the sheba puppies going bye bye, I'm losing my will to live.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hwkki, her organs would be rejected due to gross overuse from a combination of booze, pills and cum. Unusable.
ha ha oh well, read the afternoon crumbs, even the Ritchies (I mean the Maddens) want nothing to do with her.
I think Farrah must be holed up somewhere mending Benji's heart and sores.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Imagine that gorgeous car in a nice metallic grey or black....what a fucking horrid waste of air that vile skank is. I hope someone steals this monstrocity of a car....
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
LOL!! In the close up of the emblem thingie with her initials on it, it actually looks like it's made out of molded plastic. What a joke.
yeah, she hates attention.
That is tacky on so many levels, all discussed here. It's a slap in the face to everyone who's lost a job recently. It's the ugliest shade of pink on the Pantone scale. It's a desperate ploy for attention.
I hope she wrecks it and suffers permanent, disabling and disfiguring injuries. Oh yes I did. Or, rather, I hope she dies and her organs get transplanted to people who deserve to live and will use their lives to do something worthwhile.
I watched the first couple of her show...then I kinda fell off...thats what ive been doing with a lotta reality shows lately, ill watch the first two, then I just get too busy and am not interested enough to find time to watch it.
I remember the good ole days of Richard Hatch and New York....really interresting personalities that'll keep you comming back. Nowadays...everyone on a reality show is a vapid, self fish, nasty for the sake of being nasty, un intriguing pion.....Ugh
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:20pm.
hope you were aiming at paris when you did that.
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I was aiming at her car, hoping to transform it into a glorious Broccoli coloured box of magic.
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Own it like a strap-on.
For all the money, that brainless waste of skin dumped into purchasing the car, this was the ONLY color pink the Bentley dealership could come up? Or is she just fucking color blind?
It's a Bentley with a Uncle Ernie paint job. What a no taste Ho-Beast.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:18pm.
Was it good for you, Carrot?
I, for one, am satisfied.
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The caverns of my inner workings are thanking Pepto Car.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:17pm.
hope you were aiming at paris when you did that.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
This is the kind of crap that pisses me off. The economy is going to sheol and us regular people are just going to keep getting poorer and poorer until we're all living in tents.
But the rich people will still be out there special ordering bentleys in pepto pink.
This ugly ho should have got hers done in baby diarhea brown to match her real wonky eye color.
Was it good for you, Carrot?
I, for one, am satisfied.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:15pm.
Get ready for a poo-splosion!DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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Direar sounds in 3....2....1...
*glug*
*blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgaloooooooooooooop*
*glug glug glu-gluuuuug*
*beeerroooooooooooop*
*clunk*
*chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugugugugugugugugug*
-silence-
SPLABLAPALAAAAAAPLUBUSPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Own it like a strap-on.
When will the gates of Hell open up to swallow this ass?
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
I did not know Paris sold Mary Kay products.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:13pm.
Ugh. Just looking at that makes my bowels gurgle.
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Get ready for a poo-splosion!DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Ugh. Just looking at that makes my bowels gurgle.
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Own it like a strap-on.
OMG! as a car lover I am happy to volunteer to kick her in the head....WHAT A DISGRACE!
I was bored so I called the number on Angelyne's billboard and a man answered and told me to leave a MAGniffffiiiiCENT message ..just thought I would share lol
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Happy Holidays
The truly tragic part, the car was gorgeous before this god awful renovation.
But give her credit... no one pays attention to her anymore, yet she finally a way to get back on all the gossip blogs again.
If she is so desperate to be "wanted" again... she should try having a purpose in life besides just being the vapid mean girl. Who can no longer get into any of the "it" clubs in LA. Geez this girl needs an intervention from herself.
Jesus, here's to all the kids whoose parents can't afford christmas.
fucking fuckity hore.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:01pm.
I prefer Peen Hunter. Thats her Peen Hunter mobile.
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Touche. So when the Peen Hunter bags a peen, does she mount its head on her wall?