A Car As Fugly As Its Owner
This is the kind of utter shit that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money. Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea. The Daily Mail says Wonky's new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000.
Her big pink piece of trash car now matches her big pink piece of trash vagina! Actually, there's no way her snatch is pink anymore. That shit is the color of dead fingernails. Pink is the color of her wart milk. Sorry. I'm grossing myself out right before lunch.
With her new herpmobile, this dumb skank is basically asking people to egg that shit. Or at least write "I'm a dumb whore" all over it.
She will never be Angelyne.
Here's Wonky with her fake BFF being stupid while going shopping Hollywood yesterday.
if paris likes the color pink let her have it!! that car looks awesome! its not like its a boring color. im glad to see paris and brittany having fun shopping. i think they both look great! im just glad paris is okay after the break in. i dont think she forgot to lock the door.. this has happened before when she shared a house with nicky! those stupid jerks!! anyways i love you paris.. good luck britt!!
Completely agree:
"She is a complete waste of space."
Not ONE single redeeming quality.
I wish someone would egg her and then dump flour on her head like lindsay lohan.
I get really angry when I see her tinkerbell perfume ads in magazine.
A. she looks like trash in her tube top
b. I can't believe people buy her crap!!
What has she ever contributed to the world but
STDs and a bad porn film? The only person worse than this is that kim kardashian that wonky introduced us to.
Let's start the rebellion to make her go away!
Ugh wart milk. That's fuckin disgusting. I wish I didn't read that lol.
Well, things are moving along right speedily, what with the bitch's house getting burg'ed and the world laughing at/despising her for driving this clown car around....
her Karma shit sandwich has just begun. Cannot WAIT for the follow up.
She is a complete waste of space. She represents everything that is wrong in this world.
I look at this as a positive thing. Now that everyone knows this is her car then maybe someone will do something to the brakes or put a bomb in it. Are you listening Santa?
Gawd, is paris really in that much need of attention?? That car just screams 'look at me paps, take all the photos ya want'. what a famewhore
Bitch took a classy car and turned it into gutter trash. Lemme guess next week she will complain about the paps/vandals harrassing her. dont drive around in a pepto bismol car idiot.
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I dont think, I drink.
The terrifying part of this is that Angelyne was more talented...and she did *nothing*.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:55pm.
He, I'm such a good GF I'll even hold the poo-poo bucket under your ass if you have the unfortunate experience of the ass enchalada assfecta.
ok dot:i've been drunk (and high) enough that i've had to shit, yak and pee all at the same time...we would be bff foreva if you can handle that madness...
gawd, i was so gross once...lol...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Over half a million people lost their jobs in November ALONE and this cunt does this?
I HATE this bitch.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:49pm.
you never let me down...i knew i could count on you...lol
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Letty, stop making me laugh...it's freezing cold and my face feels like it's gonna crack to hell every time you make me laugh. lol!
He, I'm such a good GF I'll even hold the poo-poo bucket under your ass if you have the unfortunate experience of the ass enchalada assfecta.
Looks like Paris has been selling the shit out of some Mary Kay.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:43pm.
Hell yes! What kind of GF would I be otherwise? I'll even let the chunks splatter on my good shoes. lol
dot:you never let me down...i knew i could count on you...lol
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:32pm.
will you hold my hair?
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Hell yes! What kind of GF would I be otherwise? I'll even let the chunks splatter on my good shoes. lol
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:28pm.
dot:i'll vom in the terlit if it'll take a few pounds off...will you hold my hair?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:25pm.
dot: had to step away, but even an hour later, the yak is swirling around my throat...so, i hope you understand...lol...
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Oh girl...you know I do understand, presh. I think both of us are gonna lose a few pound this holiday time and that's rare. lmao.
*ugh* Chunky, cheesy infected dildo vision. *dizzy*
I think I need to cry in the terlit.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:17pm.
I sorry. I'd kiss you but I still have the taste of vomit in my mouth. I hope you can understand. lol
dot: had to step away, but even an hour later, the yak is swirling around my throat...so, i hope you understand...lol...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
The CDC forced her to paint her car that color so people would be warned when the SuperVirus was near.
That's the color of the warts you will get on your action if you get too near her.
wonky just once wears her expensive clothes but obviously can't give some to her bff.
CHICKLET! lol! Happy holidays.
I'm still trying to define the fine line between Barbie Pink and Pepto Pink.
-And, who the fuck was in the Pepto Bismol plant and rang the death nell with, "Yeah, that puke pink is perfect for our brand of salad shooter relief and barf plug." YAY.
"Loud, dirty, overrated, overcrowded, and since that tunnel opened, any old tosser with 50 quid can get in. It's Paris!"
Simon Amstell (from the BBC) summed up Paris extremely well.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Pepto Bismol is right. Hideous!!
Wart milk. An unforgettable addition to the MK lexicon. Well done!
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Fuck Paris.
That is all.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:11pm.
oh dot:please don't make me yak...my tummy is at capacity...lol
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I sorry. I'd kiss you but I still have the taste of vomit in my mouth. I hope you can understand. lol
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:02pm.
Sheeps! You put that balaclava down RIGHT NOW!
What, I can't have a little dessert? Yeesh....
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*cackle*.....I actually did type *baklava*..hahahahahaha..*phew* thank God for Wiki.
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:07pm.
This is a safe vision to cling onto compared to her herp scabbed up dildo collection.
oh dot:please don't make me yak...my tummy is at capacity...lol
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:02pm.
Sheeps! You put that balaclava down RIGHT NOW!
What, I can't have a little dessert? Yeesh....
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:03pm.
i really hate the fact this skank has money for this kind of fuckery...
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This is a safe vision to cling onto compared to her herp scabbed up dildo collection.
*holding in projectile vomit*
Sorry, Letty...I even grossed myself out. Bleh
i really hate the fact this skank has money for this kind of fuckery...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:41pm.
Boy, she's just askin' for a mugging or a jacking.
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Sheeps! You put that balaclava down RIGHT NOW!
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 7:56pm.
Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
........like locking the front door, you mean?
dumb ho!
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kitty side eye!
http://www.sockandawe.com/
THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
you guys, that is my Karate Studio in the pic! heehee
I wished I was there when Paris shopped- I would have been coughing "whore" all over the store.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion! Upset stomach, diarrhea!
Paris Hilton makes people feel sick so it's only right that she's driving a Pepto-mobile!
and to think West Coast Customs "pimped" her ride....more like "puked" her ride. Every day in every way she proves she's a dumb ho.
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kitty side eye!
http://www.sockandawe.com/
THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
What is with the picture of the thing sitting in the front seat reaching for the door? I'd say it was a mannequin but with those hands? A blow-up doll but with the mouth closed?
Holy fuck that's an ugly colour.
The car looks embarrased to be seen with Wonky. It's flushed all pink.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:45pm.
==Can you imagine if the CSI team sprayed Luminol in Paris' bedroom? It would light up like a christmas tree. I bet Paris can't bear to look at pics of Nicole and Joel...must be like Nicole got her man, sort of. Ya feel me?
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Hehehe. I'm picturing the scene in Poltergeist where the entire house glows from within with a blinding light before imploding on itself.
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Since it's Paris, she prolly got Earl Scheib to paint it for $1299.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
This makes me weep, how can anyone ruin a beautiful Bentley by doing that to it....thats what you do when your life is filled with boredom you run out of ideas and things to do. Dumb cunt.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:22pm.
Shame Hilton and Benji split. I would've LUURRRVED to see bald Benji stepping in and out of that labia pink Bentley.
hahahaha. That wouldn't ruin his street cred--or ruin it even further?
==Can you imagine if the CSI team sprayed Luminol in Paris' bedroom? It would light up like a christmas tree. I bet Paris can't bear to look at pics of Nicole and Joel...must be like Nicole got her man, sort of. Ya feel me?
I guess she got the fugly car to go with the new BFF...
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I used to hate this bitch with the fire of a thousand suns, but now with her sad desperation to fight the fact that she is now irrelevant, I really just feel sorry for this pathetic creature! Won't be long before she actually DOES start doing valtrex commercials!
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Christ, what an attention whore
Boy, she's just askin' for a mugging or a jacking.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
A monster V-12, killer brakes, this Bentley would cruise right up to 190 mph if given the room. Now? It will probably shit its transmission fluid in order to get towed someplace where no one can see it.
and what kind of parents produced/enable this gutless, materialistic, self-absorbed, shallow piece of gutter slop?
auction her off to the Saudis to help fund school lunch programs
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C Word,
You're right about the brake fluid. DH works on cars. He calls brake fluid "gettin evener".
Put some on the vehicle of your choice, and it completely ruins the paint.
Hmmm . . . I wonder if she got the marked-down price due to the recession. Stupid diseased cunt!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
her idea of humanitarian work was launching a line of canned champagne
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