JLo Is Always Watching Skeletor
JLo is not above having a "smell yo dick" moment with Skeletor, but she sends her slaves (aka cousins) to do her dirty work instead. JLo apparently likes to keep close tabs on her bag of chewed up bones, so she sent her assistant to look after Skeletor while he was on tour. JLo couldn't be bothered by going, because she was too busy yelling at the Dragon Tales Twins' nannies and rolling around in mounds of bronzer. You know she does that.
A source told Page Six, "She wanted reports back so he didn't cheat on her."
JLo has something to worry about, because I have a cousin who says she would totally let Skeletor wet hump her. Gross and gross. The bitch obviously has a strange fetish for shriveled up insect men with Twilight Zone faces. Whatever makes your chocha holler, I guess. I don't get it. She also says that "White Shoulders" is her signature scent, so it makes sense that she'd want to ride Skeletor's brittle bone.
And Skeletor's dick probably always smells boiled cow bones with just a slight touch of Old Spice.
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Ok yes I accept the builders may not have been Polish, they could have been from any Slavic nation. I know that because of their accent, its pretty hard to mistake (they shouted things at me, they didn't just whistle by the way). But there's a pretty good chance they were Polish as we have a huge Polish community in my area, lots of Polish shops etc. I'm not stupid people, give me a break! I'm merely making observations on the differences between the many different cultures and ethnic groups both within my community and in the foreign countries I've visited. And sorry if the length of my posts aren't your cup of tea, you can just ignore them and move on to the next one if so.
I was talking to you in the post about class sibsi, and how does she know they are Polish workers anyhow?
I was talking to angel_i in the latter one where I said I didn't agree with her. I only said that angel_i because you were using my comments to support your ideas. I wasn't trying to be confrontational, but wanted to be clear that I didn't agree with your earlier comments about cultures and cheating.
This thread is taking a wonky turn. I wasn't trying to offend anyone. I like Keane, but strongly disagree. Maybe if I had been more blunt, my intentions would have been clear. I like angel_i too, but don't agree with her at all on this one.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:42pm.
I don't think all men cheat.
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Me neither - there's enough proof to go around, fersure.
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@idiots drive me loco : are you talking with Angel, me, or both? ugh, getting really confusing here!
But yeah, this is a delicate issue.
Evidently, it is way more interesting than the issue of whether or not Skeletor is cheating on J-Lo too!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:45pm.
I don't agree with yoru blanket generalizations either.
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Who me? Jeez Louise! I tried to break it down as much as I could in this little space! Yeesh!
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:30pm.
Yeah well what can you expect from a douchenozzle that left his wife and kids for a ho they call Jlo.
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I thought he left his wife for her too. I remember they had renewed their vows or remarried (some shit like that) and then POOF he left her and hooked up with JHO. OF course she's keeping tabs on him because every woman knows "once a cheater, always a cheater"! Why are some women so naive to think that they're the person who WILL change the man? Angelina Jolie is headed for the same future! You can run but you can't hide from KARMA.
Also - who on earth did Jlo's make-up in this photo?! What's up with the fuzzy unkempt eyebrows and the hideous eye shadow?! Mark needs to take those sunglasses off and tell her to wash that shit off her eyes and let a professional apply it!
I was calling bullshit on it, albiet it in a less direct way, because I like Keane's postings. I don't agree with yoru blanket generalizations either.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I'm also wondering how on earth she knew the ethnicity of the construction workers. Yes, many Poles have gone to the UK (and suffered discrimination as the "other" that is "stealing" all the jobs) but the issue seems to be the foriegn element. It seems that it IS a class issue--rude "lower class" worker=new ethnic minority in the country. It could have been someone from any Slavic background, or even just an asshole Brit. Who knows?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I don't think all men cheat. I think we all have it in us to cheat but I don't think EVERYONE acts on it.
@idiots drive me loco on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:32pm.
Odd you say that Keane. I've NEVER seen that behavior in Poland.
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And that's what I was saying about my section of Canada too. Cultural behaviour evolves. And So UK Polish and Poland Polish are now two different cultures, you know...?
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well dur! he is a cheater.....Karma's the shit I tell you!
@ idiots drive me loco: love your avatar and my observations align with yours.
At my uni, the foreign students who came from the communist block did seem to have far more respect for women.
Maybe Keane was making a classist remark, rather than an ethnic one? Polish students and construction workers might have a thing or two in common, but belong to different classes and such.
I really hope we are not going down that debate about cheating again.
Last time we had this, it was ugly and there wasn't even any racial or ethnic attributes involved.
JLo has something to worry about, because I have a cousin who says she would totally let Skeletor wet hump her. Gross and gross.
My friends think he's the hotness! :O
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Odd you say that Keane. I've NEVER seen that behavior in Poland. It simply wouldn't be tolerated. The only good thing that socialism gave many nations was the idea (on paper) of gender equality. Didn't make it so, but overall, Polish men are most courteous and more respectful to women than other places I've lived. There was far less sexism and gender bias in Polish academia than here in the US, without a doubt. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
HA!!!My co-workers are mostly tail chasing married jewish men. So caca nuggets to those who think otherwise.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Yeah well what can you expect from a douchenozzle that left his wife and kids for a ho they call Jlo.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:04pm.
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Aww... I love Keane's novels. Just wish there were paragraphs.
Otherwise, it's interesting reading.
Hmm. My 64 year old grandmother wears White Shoulders. Way to go J Lo. Old lady smell is sooo sexy, ain't it?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:04pm.
**chuckle**
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:04pm.
Keane, I've noticed that you really enjoy writing novels in here. Is there a reason for that? Are you bored?
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O, I think she's like me. Verbose. I don't WANT that there should be so many words but if I really want to explain what I'm tryna say then there's always gotta be some more words I need to use to get it right. I don't do it on purpose, and I do try to control myself now and then, but I don't like feeling oppressed and since, naturally, I just need a lot of words a lot of the time I cut myself the slack:)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:04pm.
Keane, I've noticed that you really enjoy writing novels in here. Is there a reason for that? Are you bored?
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I thought they were soliloquys. Hmmm. Something to ponder.
Well, this must be some kind of record for the both of them. Married a whopping four years--woo hoo!
That being said, cheating is most definitely ubiquitous across all cultures and races (I'm still laughing about the comment that Jewish men cheat less, snort). In some cultures, it may be more socially acceptable and out in the open, but you'd be surpised at how much bubbles beneath the surface in even the most conservative societies.
For me, I have one universal rule when it comes to men: If he wears his shirt unbuttoned too low and there's a medallion around his neck, he will be viscerally unable to stay faithful and make you happy.
Keane, I've noticed that you really enjoy writing novels in here. Is there a reason for that? Are you bored?
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Own it like a strap-on.
Oh and just whack a paragraph break somewhere in that post, wherever's best for you!
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Exactly. They handle it differently.
That's what I decided I'm sayin'.
Catch up, hunny;p
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I really don't think its racist to observe differences in attitudes to women/infidelity/relationships/whatever amongst other cultures. When you go to a different country and meet people from different cultures the differences between them and you are obvious. For example in Italy I couldn't believe how sexist the portrayal of women was in the media. TV shows seemed to basically be a vehicle for displaying women in their underwear or getting their kit off to have sex with someone. You'd never get that in British tv, but by the same token they probably don't have our Page 3 girls. Plus Italian men were obviously far more sleazy then British men. As a young blonde girl in my early 20's I got constant hassle from the men in the most intrusive way that would never happen in the UK. In Morocco it was a hundred times worse. And France is different to the UK in that having a mistress as well as a wife is far more socially acceptable, tolerated even. In the UK that only happens amongst a proportion of the upper classes. In the UK most builders no longer whistle at you when walk past because its not that socially acceptable. When Polish builders came to the UK they obviously hadn't been given this memo and I used to get whistled at by about half a dozen of them every time I walked down my street, until a British builder told them it wasn't acceptable within my earshot. I'm not sure how observing these obvious differences in attitudes to women/infidelity etc is supposed to be racist? You can't help noticing when accepted and acceptable behaviour is different in one country than another.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:45pm.
oh please you know he is hung like a horse why else would any one fuck his skanky ass
hahahahah my boss just came to give me my xmas gift and I saw him read your comment and his eyebrows were like :HUH!?!?!?" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Skeletor is disgusting. I don't understand what she sees in him.
oh please you know he is hung like a horse why else would any one fuck his skanky ass
@angel you are crazy!!!! Men just want new pussy. What were geisha girls doing in Japan? Stop with the nonsense with Jewish men. I used to work across the street from a cat house and I can't tell you how many of those with the black hat, heavy coats were walking up in there before sun-down after sun down. Just becuase particular men don't have a girlfriend on the side they radther pay for new pussy.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Clarisse, that has got to be one of the saddest lip syncs I've ever seen. And he sounds like some white guy from nebraska trying to rap. It scared me! lol
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:38pm.
And also - I do think cheating is Universal - the way it's handled, however...
I'll give you that one. ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:27pm.
Please. Cheating is universal
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You know what? I'd even go you one further and chalk it up to the vibe in my city, particularly.
One thing I've experienced (I meet a LOT of people) is people who just arrive here from wherever in the world and how mystified they are by how their OWN culture has evolved within the city over the years. So much so that they don't always feel comfortable among them as they expected...(We have lot of neighbourhoods here that built themselves within this culture or that culture - like Chinatown, but Anythingtown, you know? - not exclusive, of course, but highly predominant)...
And also - I do think cheating is Universal - the way it's handled, however...
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Sheeps,
Sorry. I am just waiting for the green light so I can cut out early....
I was trying to be funny. Swing and a miss.
No. I DO NOT want to know how "cold" it is there!
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Can't wait to see the looks on those two kids.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:30pm.
Mrs. G, you are right that as a kid, I had no way of knowing what my dad was up to 24/7. But I just KNOW. He did have a huge stash of porn mags. I think that was his way of cheating.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:27pm.
Bloody right you are! I so do not understand their appeal.
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Yea, I don't even know how these two people have sex. He is gross and she is so self absorbed to notice any other human.
Why the worry Jenny from the block? Oh that's right he chated with you..
Must be pretty sad to be so insecure about your marriage that you have to spy...
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:19pm.
The toaster and sales calls were metaph--never mind.
Sorry you're freezing. I'd tell you how cold it is in LA but you'd laff.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Tracy,
Cuz he's suave...Rico Suave...
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:28pm.
Lucky! I have 5 more hours and another 4 1/2 hours of school after that :(
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:27pm.
Please. Cheating is universal. How about Mr. White Bread John Edwards?
My Dad was Italian/Sicilian and never cheated on my mom. He was a prick in other ways, but the ethnic tip is BS.
----Not to start anything or to be rude but how do oyu know he never cheated?
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If I was JLo, I'd expend resources trying to find out why I'm into necrophilia.
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Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:26pm
2 more friggin' hours.
I'm not even doing any work.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Please. Cheating is universal. How about Mr. White Bread John Edwards?
My Dad was Italian/Sicilian and never cheated on my mom. He was a prick in other ways, but the ethnic tip is BS.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:25pm.
Jlow is soo.... wait a minute...I don't care about these two.
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Bloody right you are! I so do not understand their appeal.
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Ew. Who cares? Let him go.
He just looks so smarmy! He's like 'the Puerto Rican version of' John Mayer. ICK!"
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:24pm.
bored bored bored bored bored, falalalala la la la la...
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Please someone come and save me fa la la la ..la la la
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Jlow is soo.... wait a minute...I don't care about these two.
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