Brit Brit Wishes You A Merry Cheetomas!
Brit Brit, SPF and JJ (wearing Daddy Spears LensCrafters glasses probably paid for by Brit) wish all of you a Happy Holiday filled with Cheetos, Frapps and Adderall (Amen to that!).
Okay, I know why Brit Brit held on to SPF's off-limits area like that. He was trying to run for his life because Brit's weave scabies kept biting at his neck. I understand that, but did she have to choose that picture for the damn world to see! It's like the time my mom gave everyone a family picture where my eyes were half-open like a damn crackhead after a seizure. I know my mom chose that one, because she looked the hottest in it. However, that is not an excuse Brit Brit can use, because that shit on her head looks like Kim Zolciak's merkin. You know, when Kim's sugar daddies want a little fur down there.
And Daddy Spears isn't doing his job! There's a mess that needs to be cleaned up to the right of SPF. Get HoHan to come over and snort that shit up.
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awwwe the boys look adorable!!
Looks like your everyday white chick. Britney's so hot,pretty,beautiful,etc. LMAO
Look at the second set of pictures the one with the truck in it...the oldest one (name=?)has rotten teeth. DISGUSTING!!? one of them is clearly gray or rotten from drinking soda and eating candy all the time. what's up with that?
and the youngest one looks sooo sad in the first picture. He does not like her at all.
soooo sad. those kids are going to be messed up
She's not a good liar anymore. Her face in these pics is saying, "Smile for work. Help mommy smile for work kids."
Poor gal. Is she even enjoying herself anymore?
next week I hope she does a happy new year card. she better get to decorating her new year tree.
I can't hate on her. She's back on her meds and doing fine now. I really feel sorry for her and what she went through when she was off the meds. But now, she looks happy and so do the kids. I wish them all the best.
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fuck she is so average looking! and her hair still looks synthetic!
Eh, I'd rank her and her kids low on the celebrity-family irritation scale.
Why wasn't daddy Spears in the photo?
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That youngest kid totally has FAS eyes, but then so does Britney. The older boy looks fine though.
Those glasses look bizarre. They remind me of little old lady specs.
Hopefully her children are healthy and just photograph really badly...
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The smallest one looks JUST like Britney. That is all.
I believe JJ has FAS. Along with the unfortunate "looks" that seem to be hereditary in the Spears family.
those kids look like my retarded children who lick the window while they watch me stripping the deck in my platform flip flops. I even do home repair fabulously, jelly?
SPF looks like that kid, who played Spanky, in that remake of The Little Rascals. Eyes just sayin'.
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Imagine how inappropriate that would look if it was a little girl in a dress! That girl needs some finishing school.
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Submitted by sexymixer81 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:21pm.
me too. little downs knee biters, they look like
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Am I the only one that thinks that those kids are NOT CUTE. I'm sorry...I know they're just kids, but they're not cute!
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I think they are a beautiful family,I only wish Papa Spears was in the photo too.
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Britney looks good next to those fug kids. JJ is a lil better looking than SPF though.
He doesn't have a smooth lip - and I don't think he has FAS eyes - or the face.
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If that was Santa crotch grabbing that kid (note the goofy look on said kids face), santa would be hauled up for molestation charges. WHere did she MEAN to grab him. ?? Or was it "this will hold the little bastard still for the happy snaps". Goodness me.
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:03pm.
The far-set eyes and smooth upper lip don't say FAS to you? He's always looked a little off to me. I'm not knocking HIM, I'm knocking HER for doing that to him. Hopefully you're right and there's nothing wrong with him, but I'd be really curious to see if he grows up with developmental, academic or speech problems.
Call me crazy, but I cannot tell the difference between the younger/older one, except that ones is taller?
The boys would be cuter if they both had haircuts.
Why is she cupping her oldest son? lol
Totally agree - the little one completely looks like Brit Brit.
chefcammi I'm pretty sure it got eaten by her Dirty Sanchez....
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Enjoy every minute! They make it so much fun, you might almost believe again, too. Mine is 10 and I can't believe it but he still thinks Santa's real. I'm sure this is my last year for that, though - and soon enough he'll be a teen that's only thinking about his greedy little self. I envy the fun you have ahead of you!
...and to all the posters who've blathered on and on for a couple of years that JJ has FAS, I really think these pics prove y'all wrong. He has none of the trademark appearances of FAS. She may have made some bad choices while preggo - I totes give ya that - but I really hate the knockin' on behbehs a la Perez - especially when it's obviously not true.
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Lord. She looks like she found her wig in a Christmas cracker. The boys look, umm, special.
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Those kids are adorable but it is sad how Brit tries so hard to appear 'normal' now...
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Yeah what's the big deal with the crotch grabbin'? Do any of the people complaining about that have ever held a kid or two? Boy, talk about drown in a glass of water.
edit: looked again and it does look weird more so because of the tight grip she has on it and not the simple act of holding him like that.
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I refuse to say anythign about the kids, but it was no secret that Brit was not responsible when she was pregnant with JJ. Brit herself looks rather slow.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:46pm.
Cheers and Merry Christmas! Have fun with your little girl. ; )
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Good for Brit. No matter how fucked up a parent you are..Your small children love you. Note, that doesn't apply when they get older. LOL. So don't fuck it up Britney.
The boys look terrific and healthy.
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yeh grabbing your son's crotch is not cool for a pic going all voer the net...but then again it's Brit she is probably loaded up with all kinds of happy drugs and shit... poor kids.. destined for trailer trash.
Why the glasses?
Off topic a little. But I am so excited this year for Christmas. This is the first year that my daughter is aware of Christmas and all the things that go with it. It is like being a kid all over again for me. When I see her get excited over lights and christmas trees it warms the heart. So I hope all of you have a peaceful relaxing holiday.
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Why is she grabbing her son between his legs? Holy crap, that is so wrong.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:05pm.
It's colder than a witches tit here today.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:28pm.
Come on, angel_i! You know what I mean! And yes, the pictures could have used a minute or 2 of thought.
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They wanted this shit to look "Real" and "Home made".
Fail.
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I hate to defend this loser. HATE it. But when mine were little, you had to grab them where you could to keep them from bolting off somewhere sometimes. Nature of the little beasties.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:21pm.
I agree there's nothing inappropriate with the way shitney's holding SPF.
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LOL! I just think it's pretty funny.
This could have been a WAY better pictorial, tho. I mean - she's been taking pictures all her life, right?
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Papa's glasses? What about those of us who've been nearsighted for decades? And tried hard and soft lenses to no avail? Oh well, I have a very cool pair of moss green frames now; very bold but not going on any Christmas card. Besides, I'm a Hanukkah girl:)
lol.... I can't count how many times I had to delete pictures and re-take because I was holding my son like that.. Don't know why but it always happens.. they are easy to hold that way I guess...
I agree there's nothing inappropriate with the way shitney's holding SPF. She SHOULD have put on some damn clothes, and maybe socks and shoes on the boys. She's holding on tight because you know they're dying to break free and go hug their nanny.
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Nothing says yule time cheer like another story about this family. Puts me in the spirit.
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