Tuesday, December 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
How many times do you think John Travolta jizzed in his shorts while shooting this shit? - SOW
Some sick ass moron bought ScarJo's snot rag for $5,300. We know where he's rubbing that nastiness - Celebitchy
Ashanti's mom is a cock blocker - I'm Not Obsessed
One of Wonky's crabs probably did it - ICYDK
Dreamboat Doherty's bombed out arm is forcing him to cancel gigs - Holy Moly!
Thundercats with Brad Pitt! - Popoholic
Victoria Silvstedt wearing her "sugar daddy huntin'" bikini - The Bastardly
Baby or burrito? - Boing Boing
McSteamy couldn't compete with McViagra - Socialite Life
Chiana (Gigi Edgley) from the sci fi show Farscape as Chitara? yes, love it. Too bad it's not real
"Baby or Burrito?" is too good to only see once. You should make it a 'tag' or 'category', Michael K. Especially when pics of Pete and Asshole Simpson's kid comes out. Burrito!
That Thundercats trailer is made of 100% pure fan awesomeness.
I can see a TC trilogy making a financial success.
I have never got a gay vibe from John Travolta
If Wonky did insurance fraud or faked this robbery she is the stupidest bitch ever.
Victoria Silvstedt has a great body
I would date Jack over this dude too,Jack is hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
One of Wonky's crabs probably did it - ICYDK
Only if Greasy Elvis qualifies- that dirty piece of yuck already stole some dude's watch. He'd totally rip Paris off and knows the ins and outs of her pink monstrosity.
Hahaha!! Yeah Paris, insurance won't pay if you don't lock your shit, and you told the whole world. Ooopsie!
I hope the dumb twat gets nada. That's a small downpayment on the collective wasted time out of everyone's lives from having her antics forced on us. I want my minutes back beesh!
peteys lucky he didnt lose his arm.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Doherty's exploding arm makes me think of the symbolic exploding arm-abscess in "Basketball Diaries." Except that Doherty's arm isn't a symbol of recovery.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Remember when Ashanti and Nelly were the HOTTEST things going? Now there is an air of loserdom around them....they havent had a mega hit for as long as I can remember. Thats the thing about pop fads, one minute your hot and talented...the next..your a hasbeen. Its like looking into the future of Rere and Chrissy Brown.
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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
Wow, YOU try writing a jingle that rhymes with "hexachloridine."
Haha! Thundercats movie! Pretty good trailer whoever put that together.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:54pm.
Whew! I have a geeky side. I don't like to show it off too much. ;p
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LOL, I have no shame! ;D
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:52pm.
I thought that Thundercats trailer looked great.
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Whew! I have a geeky side. I don't like to show it off too much. ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
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I thought that Thundercats trailer looked great. I liked Transformers so if they made a live action movie of Tcats, I might go and see it.
What I am waiting (with bated breath) to see is "Where the Wild Things Are" (currently filming).
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Awww...baby burrito's!! I used to call my boys that when they were tiny and I would swaddle them. So cute!! Even now I will wrap a blanket around them and they say "aw mom, I'm your baby burrito"
So sweet!!
OOOHHHHHHH...and I would totally LOVE to see a Thundercats movie. They did awesome with that fakery!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Um...I totally wanna see that Thundercats movie...? Is it ok to to say that...? I would even go to a theatre for that. I totally would.
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At least Dreanboat Petey has a new woman to shoot him up.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
AW! I LOVE when John Travolta was like that!!!
He's one of those people who really needed to grow into his face.
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Hahaha. That Travolta commercial is super old and my Mom remembers the day she first saw it. Thanks for the memories, MK.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I like Scarjo.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:52am.
THEY READ OUR DREAMS! A BURRITO BABY!!!!!
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If Burrito Baby poos, would it be refried?
Despite swearing on a stack of bibles that I would never see a film featuring either one of the Holi- Shitts, I would pay my £7 to see that thundercats film.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:56am.
Nope. No huge mole!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Stoney
It would serve him right to frickin' OD already!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I wonder how many times Travolta accidently on purpose dropped the soap when filming that?
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:52am.
It would serve him right to never play music again!
Clarisse-- but have you seen witches of breastwick? such art.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6dXJJvA5Y
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:41am.
Dumbass twat didn't have to "up" her security. She just needs to LOCK HER DOOR.
Damn, she is so fucking STUPID.
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hahahaa! right on sista! sounds like some kind of flubbed publicity stunt
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LURVS THE BURRITO BABY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I still swear that "The Witches of Eastwick" was a biography.
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
whoever did that fake trailer for Thundercats did a really good job although I had to watch it without sound (no speakers)
is that John Boy Walton next to Revolta in the shower?
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that burrito baby shit was hilar
Wonky prolly made the robbery story up sp she can get some attention
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by Sugaroo: "Oh I'm so sure her door was locked. What? She has no alarm system but she has cameras?"
Good point! And I like Snarkley's theory. I'm on board with that.
Who is Victoria Silvstedt? Some model?
Hahahahaa I read that baby burrito thing the other day and was thinking about sending it to MK
I was LMAO
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:50am.
They could amputate both his arms, and he'd probably train himself to shoot up with his toes.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
THEY READ OUR DREAMS! A BURRITO BABY!!!!!
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Own it like a strap-on.
OMG, check out the Dreamboat post at Holy Moly. It says something about Daniella Westbrook's "snivelly nose". You click on it, and this chick snorted away her septum. Scary!
Uh, Paris, getting all the security NOW is kind of like shutting the old barn door after the horses have run out.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hope they have to amputate Pete's fucking arm! Fucking JUNKIE!
IF Paris didn't orchestrate the robbery herself for some sympathy, I am thinking Greasy Bear, Brandon Davis is responsible. There are all sorts of reports that he is cut off from his families money and broke.
I still say that Wonky is pulling an insurance job. I hope the dumb Ho gets caught.
Oh I'm so sure her door was locked. What? She has no alarm system but she has cameras? Get bent, Paris. We know those cameras are only there to record all of your ugly sex scenes so you can "lose" them and then make a pile of money off them on the internet.
Skank.
Thundercats with Brad Pitt! - Popoholic
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Whoa! That's pretty damn scary.
I'm not even a fan of the cartoon either.
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Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Albert Camus
To this day John Travolta jizzes Safeguard Soap.
Silvstedt is disgusting.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
That burrito was probably from Chipotle. They have some big @$$ burritos that are larger than some newborns anyway, so I could understand the confusion.
Thundercats, the movie?? Fudge!! I'm there!! Not even StuPitt will keep me away!! :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Dumbass twat didn't have to "up" her security. She just needs to LOCK HER DOOR.
Damn, she is so fucking STUPID.
Evidently, she was at Intuition yesterday, which is next door to where I take Karate. My friend said the Paps were there BEFORE she was, so that confirms she calls them. (it is a store that is not on a fancy shopping street)
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"