John Mayer Hates Jennifer Aniston's Dog Friends
Most dog owners have a rule that if you don't become BFFs with their dog(s), then the fuck party must come to an end. It doesn't look like Jennifer Aniston is one of those dog owners. Gatecrasher says that Jenny did not bring her dogs, Norman and Dolly, to NYC while she promotes Marley & Me, because John Mayer would probably strangle or curse them out. He apparently hates hates haaaates them. So Jenny left them in Los Angeles, probably because she's dickmatized. And when you're dickmatized, the dick rules all.
A source said that John even hated Jessica's Simpson's angel of a dog Daisy. There's a special place in the toilet closet in hell for people who hate Daisy Simpson.
Jenny's spokeswhore said the story is made of a million lies, but I believe it. John Mayer probably farts at anything that takes the attention anyway from him. When Jennifer brushes her teeth, he totally yells at her fucking toothbrush. He's gross.
As a dog owner, I've never met a dude who didn't like my dog. It's mostly been the other way around. They like my dog better than they like me. They come over to hang out with my dog and leave me in the fucking corner like I'm a damn fern. My dog knows it too. He gives me looks like "Yeah, bitch. I got yo man!"
I honestly don't think I'd ever find a dude who liked me but didn't like my dog. I mean, my dog and me are so much alike. We both are stupid lazy sluts who love bacon and are easily amused by rubber toys. If you don't like him, you don't like me.
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I was chased down by a German Shepherd when I was 6, and knocked over and scratched down the face. Still never stopped me from loving doggies.
Dot, I am like that too, I rarely meet a dog that doesn't just love me right away.
I like cats, I have two in my life right now that are just so fucking cool, but on the whole I prefer doggies. The unconditional love wins.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:00am.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:54am.
No, waiters are there to be hated, otherwise they would've paid attention in school.
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WOW 250 comments on people who dont like dogs. You guys must be really interested in that subject. I mean nonstop. You go girl!! I say get a cat. Cats are so awesome. I have tons of them.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:36am.
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Thanks. I'm not going tell him, though. He's got an ego as big as barn. When he makes his grand entrance, he struts in with his bushy tail held high. If he doesn't get noticed and adored immediately, he growls and struts off. Sometimes I'll ignore deliberately just to piss him off.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:54am.
No, waiters are there to be hated, otherwise they would've paid attention in school.
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Ya know what is strange...I don't LLOOVVEE animals,but I would never be mean to 'em.I am like fucking Doctor Dolittle and shit.Our cat(Tonkinese/Siamese)we saved her ass in a shelter..looks to ME to feed,comb,love her.We also have a rescue red~eared slider turtle.MutherFucker does his "dance" when he sees ME!Baby Daddy's Fathers Pitt,runs to me for "treats".WTF? I am not really interested in them,is that why?
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Some people want to hurt things that can't hurt them back, and those are the worst kind of people to me and I have no use for them.
The cleaning lady was really social that didn't care for my dogs.....is someone I was thinking of.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:45am.
I don't understand people who don't like animals. How can you not like DOGS?
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i think some people are afraid of dogs. cats too. likely for a myriad of reasons.
i never used to like cats all that much until i got one.
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I think people who don't like dogs, well some of them, really get along with people and feel like they don't need dogs? I could be wrong, some of them are just mean, and some are really social (not that people here aren't that love dogs, but I'm not that social) and just rely on people and don't pay much attention to dogs is what I noticed or think I've noticed. At least a few people I've known seem that way, could have just been them.
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Submitted by Saltypretzel on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:36am.
I don't like or trust people who hate animals.
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yes. it's the same as being rude to waiters.
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I always think I know someone's character but I'm either getting my hopes up or paranoid half the time. lol but I believe that Team V
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:45am.
I don't understand people who don't like animals. How can you not like DOGS?
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I adore both puppehs and kittehs but I own only kittehs [for now...shhhhhh]. It's a rare dog that I can't walk up to unafraid [even with them barking at me in fear at first] that I can't eventually talk down to puppeh melt and waggy tails and face licks. You can't do that with cats...you have to be wayyyyy sneakier and being a good tree climber helps too. :)
My family used to own horses a ranch and all that.Doing the rides for a fee and shit.They also used to have race horses.Harness racing.My Uncle and Cousins/Brother and Father all used to race....anyway that was when I was younger.
POINT BEING....My Dad wore a shirt w/a silly drawn horse that said"Horses Are Smarter Than People".It was a joke.People actually got offended.He had to change.This was prolly 20 yrs.ago,but JeeeeeZ!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:49am.
Dogs are more perceptive of a person's character than most humans.
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:46am.
Hey, Bashful wasn't born that way. He's seen some things, man, he's seen some things.
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lol......Dot,My little dog is really smart. He left a cleaning lady alone once that didn't care for dogs, she just ignored him, and so he just ignored her.....until she finally decided to pet him one day and said "She looks clean today!" and he wagged his tail and went up to her that day.
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:45am.
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Triscuit! How you doing, hon? We are off-topical and lementing over how people can not love furry critters with big boo-boo eyes who give you nothing but love in exchange for some food and a warm place to cuddle their fuzzy butts.
Submitted by Secret Original on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:10pm.
Lately, every picture of Mayer with Aniston he's wearing his "how the fuck did I get into this?" face.
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Really?
http://i40.tinypic.com/hwi97k.jpg
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http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=89144_spl68514_018_122_1044lo...
These are just a few of the many photos out there.
Maybe, just MAYBE they really do love each other.
Also, if you take a look at Mayer's blog, you may be quite surprised. http://johnmayer.com/blog
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:38am.
I wrote in to Penthouse forum once, but it was rejected as not being realistic. Too many midgets, apparently.
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TV, that wasn't Penthouse, hon. That was the Disney forum and your post got booted after you went into the graphic "HI HO" stuff... lol
People who say they don't like animals--it's a self-hatred thing.
Trust.
I have met a few individual cats and dogs in my life I couldn't stand. Usually because they had bad attitudes.
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I have neighbors that are scared of dogs, kids, I understand that. They are just kids that got bit or something before by a dog. So I don't mean like kids who are scared of dogs. Just people who just plain don't like them because they yap too much (one of my dogs is 23 lbs, the one in the picture but he isn't a yapper, he barks like a big dog and not often) or they jump on you now and then or something stupid.
I don't understand people who don't like animals. How can you not like DOGS? Of course there are some dogs that were raised by lame-ass people, so they suck, but in general? Come on! Dogs kick ass, and I like them more than I like people.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:41am.
Cause my dogs are really really nice. They are too nice that if someone doesn't like them they are really twisted.
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lol! Your dogs sound like some people's cats who instantly know the cat-hating person's lap to unceremoniously plop down on and traumatize.
Cause my dogs are really really nice. They are too nice that if someone doesn't like them they are really twisted.
I don't like people either who don't like my animals. I've had people ignore my dogs but and well I don't like that either but I wouldn't tolerate someone that like yells at them or tells me "hey, your dog sucks". I would not talk to them anymore lol.
Submitted by Saltypretzel on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:36am.
I don't like or trust people who hate animals.
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For you Netflixers...rent, "Life after people"...it's skewed a bit and you'll roll your eyes a few times at the obvious but otherwise a fascinating watch.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:35am.
I wrote in to Penthouse forum once, but it was rejected as not being realistic. Too many midgets, apparently.
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I hate my bf's dog. I should just end it now, right?
You would think that Jen would realize that dog haters are uncool.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I don't like or trust people who hate animals.
If anyone doesn't like my pets they can kiss my royal ass!!
Submitted by whatdoyouwant on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:58pm.
Do you people know what the forum is for?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:30am.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:26am.
How does she get her hair so shiny?
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Prolly hair wax.
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i've got a jar of that. if i use too much it makes my hair heavy, lank and greasey looking. it never looks like hers.
mind you i'm seldom lit well.
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I would take someone who farts over this player, John mayer is one of my most hated men in hollywood.
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:27am.
Vince Vaughn (spelling) was better than this, in fact, I don't think Vince is that bad looking. I don't know what his personality is like in real life, but it's gotta be better than this idiot.
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with all due respect - no.
vince vaughan is the kind of guy who would interrupt a family xmas dinner to show everyone how he can fart the alphabet.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:26am.
How does she get her hair so shiny?
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Silicone products. -And, I have to say that Jen looks young, happy and glowing in those photos and her wool coat is gorgeous...!
The best silicone products I've used for de-tangling and shine are Citre' shine products...and they are usually reasonably priced.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:26am.
How does she get her hair so shiny?
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Vince Vaughn (spelling) was better than this, in fact, I don't think Vince is that bad looking. I don't know what his personality is like in real life, but it's gotta be better than this idiot.
How does she get her hair so shiny?
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Jennifer, you have awful awful taste in men.
I hope she dumps him soon
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:17am.
*licks TV's cheek* Hmmm...tastes like vodka. Same here.
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John Mayer always looks like he's seething, like he's about to EXPLODE with anger...
and kick a dog...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:19am.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:02am.
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someone asked for a troll for xmas?
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ROLL I asked for a roll. Dammit!
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Too late. Mary-Kate's already on her way over.
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ROLL I asked for a roll. Dammit!
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Too late. Mary-Kate's already on her way over.
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Submitted by whatdoyouwant on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:58pm.
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Have you been in the forum? EVER? Seriously?